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ITT: Red flags for women.

>She looks at her phone all the fucking time
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>>26955965
>She plays Mmo
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>she has her nails painted red
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>>26955965
>She's getting a degree for the sake of looking smart even if it puts her into debt and she just openly admits it.

Literally was a slap across my face when she told me this the other day. I almost felt like I was dealing with a 4chan user shitposting.
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>she has more than 80 friends on facebook
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>>26955965
>she playes vidyas
>she watches anime
>she uses tumblr
>she uses the word "deep"
>she uses 4chan (ANY BOARD)
and the most important
>fat
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>>26955965
>ITT: Red flags for women.
Shes a women kill yourselves all of you
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>>26956027
>tfw when I knew one of these girls.

She was like 1/8 Japanese, and considered herself full fucking Japanese or some shit.
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>She's interested in me
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>>26956069
Iktf brobot, they even thinks they are special
I would prefer Stacey 100000000000 times even as a simple friend
EVEN FOR FRIENDSHIP WITHOUT ANY CHANCE OF SEXUAL EXCHANGE
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>>26956123
The weebs are worth befriendment if you're actually into Asian girls simply because they tend to hover over Asians. But depending on how socially inept they are, they might ruin your chances too; it takes a bit of judgement.

It's not that I hate them, but I am getting sick of the I'm literally 1/8 Japanese thing since I usually think they are White or just some other race like Native American.
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>>26955965
>she's the worst idol
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>>26956011
People say stupid things they don't really mean all the time.
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>>26955965
>she uses tumblr
>she dyes her hair
>she's "bisexual/pansexual"
>ooo animu

^I knew a fucking person like this and she was unbearable
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>>26955965
>atheist
>fat
>was or is a slut
>jew
>wants a career
>piercings of absolutely any kind (even ears)
>tattoos of any kind
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>she's a woman

/thread
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>>26956005
jesus fucking christ someone finally said it
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She openly laughs at people
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>>26956345
I know, people changed their minds quickly.
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>>26956382
>wants a career
?
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>>26956447
>stronk womyn detected
Not interested in a woman that doesn't want to raise my children or isn't interested in traditional gender roles
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>>26956377
Bisexual is fine, pansexual though...
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>>26956480
>my children
also, what do you mean by traditional gender roles
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>>26955965
>she has had any form of sexual relationship in the past
>deep scarlet flag: sex before she can even drive
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>>26956495
Pansexual just means they like transgender people too right?
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>>26956382
>tattoos of any kind
Why is /r9k/ so autistic about tattoos?
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Fatherless children from a previous relationship

Masculinity.. can't stretch that one enough. I'm a bit effeminate myself so maybe I'm just a hypocrite.

No polarity, have to have qualities that complement each other
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>>26956480
>That pic
The Romans were decadent as fuck dude, especially the nobility.

They were also notorious shitposters
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
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>>26955965
C O L O U R E D
H A I R
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Not Japanese master race
Not Bushi
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>>26956529
>>my children
Yes
Don't be an autist
>what do you mean by traditional gender roles
I'm the breadwinner of the family and head of the household while she is the homemaker and takes proper care of the children while her husband works. This also means keeping the house in order.
>>26956540
They're ugly and people who get them generally have personalities opposed to what I like
>>26956537
Yes
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>She's a feminist
>She's anti-feminist
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>she has sex outside marriage
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>>26956537
Yes. It's a stupidly vague term that really means they can be sexually attracted any and all people. Because they're super special inclusive snowflakes and love everyone.

Of course this includes pedophilia, but these tumblrite shitstains are too busy being inclusive to care about that.
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>>26955965
>she likes to joke and laugh, and she's happy sunshine all the time
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>>26956628
you literally described a maid
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>>26956716
A wife should be a maid
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>piercings
>tattoos
>drugs, smokes, drinks on a regular basis
>takes religion or politics very seriously
>goes out almost every weekend
>"i hope you don't care about my past teehee!"
>non-virgin
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>>26955965
>But she takes forever to respond when you text her
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>>26956730

This list is good, except that it should be "does not take politics or religion very seriously." It's the only one which doesn't fit with the others on your list.

Degenerate Stacy skanks are almost never religious and are generally apolitical or hold only the shallowest of quasi-socialist gibsmedat beliefs. They're too busy getting HELLA CRUNK and riding 3000 dicks per month to worry about serious philosophy or social principles.
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>>26956723
according to you
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>>26956699
How is this a red flag, bubbly girls are best girls

That's the quality I value higher than any other, even over physical attractiveness.

I demand an explanation

tfw no secretely sad qt bubbly gf to coddle and comfort

WHY
EVEN
LIVE
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>>26956770
Yes I was listing things I considered red flags based on what I want and are objectively the best anyway :^)
Get butthurt somewhere else
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>>26956775
Happy girls like to have "fun" and are shallow. They have no proclivity for introspection and thinking of something bigger than them.
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>>26956811
you were until that last post where I had to correct you
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>>26956876
What I said was correct
Even for people who aren't me
If they disagree they're in the wrong, not me
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>>26956641
What are we supposed to be then? You guys and your rules.
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>>26956822
I guess you're looking for someone more like yourself, I'd say I do enough introspection and analytical thought for the both of us, their attitude is contagious. Polarity.
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>>26956913
Apolitical
I didn't put it in my list, but women with political ideologies of any kind (even ones I support) are the absolute worst
Not that anon though
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>>26955965
>she goes on r9k and calls herself a robot.
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>>26956073
That's the worst. Any woman interested in me has bad taste.
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>>26955965
>she is manipulative, tries to lead you to how she wants things to be on her terms and takes advantage of your kindness
>she talks trash about other females and people who show genuine kindness towards you
>she prefers male friends than female ones and gets flirty with her group of Chad friends

My ex
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>>26956770
According to all of history.
Who's going to breast feed the baby it's immunities? Are you even allowed to bring children to with with you?
As much as I hate it women were designed by God or by nature to be waking baby makers, all a man has to offer is sperm and the sweat of his brow.
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>>26956992
>Any woman interested in me has bad taste.
Women who would like a fat lazy fuck like me would have to be twisted anyway
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>>26956913
This >>26956953 desu. I know this is what I should do. I've been dragged in this shitty war by my cousin. I just wanted to oppose her opinion to seem like I have a personality and be edgy.
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>>26956027
>she playes vidyas
>she watches anime
>she uses 4chan

>>26956382
>atheist

>>26956385
>she's a woman

>>26956625
>Not Japanese master race

I'm guilty of these. I don't know how to fix.
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>>26956684
>Of course this includes pedophilia, but these tumblrite shitstains are too busy being inclusive to care about that.

As long as they don't act out on it, who cares?
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>>26957095
not fucking red flags to me.
don't fix a thing

you'll make a robot very happy one day
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>>26957095
You aren't a woman. Female maybe
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>>26957095
I don't know how I could go on living if you hadn't told me you were an atheist or that you were a woman anon
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>>26957052
what the fuck are you talking about
the antibodies are only important for the first few months, then the baby can make his own
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>>26957095
>she fell for the fedora spouting atheist meme
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>>26957169
Is there anything wrong with being an atheist if you just keep it to yourself?
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>>26957211
no, actually it's pretty much impossible not to be atheist unless you were specifically raised in a religious household
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>>26957211
Depends on what you mean "wrong" and who you ask
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>>26957211
Well you're ignoring god when the proof is all around you.

Purposeful ignorance is a pretty big red flag to me.
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>>26956005
what does this mean?

le original xD
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>>26957255
>Well you're ignoring god when the proof is all around you
...

>Purposeful ignorance is a pretty big red flag to me.
...

If you say so, Anon.
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>>26957289
Just to note
>>26957255
is not >>26956382
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>>26956382
>was a slut
>was
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>>26957169
>He fell for the reply bait meme.
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>>26957305
That's why it's a red flag anon
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>>26957289
I wouldn't expect atheist scum to understand.
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>She isn't a slut.
>She is insecure about her sexuality.
>She doesn't like me wearing condoms.
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>Her only form of voicing displeasure is passive aggressiveness.
>Is a lazy cunt who won't work.
>Has 0 ambition in life beyond just fucking existing.
>Gets jealous whenever you spend money and it's not on her
>Wants to get married (Indicates she only wants to legally rob you, you can will her your shit if you want her to have it when you pass)
>Tattoos
>Piercings
>Hair dyed unnatural color
>Speaks to radicalists
>Has a social media account she's glued to.
>Is always on her phone
>Overvalues herself, thinks she can score a 20 something musclebound chad when she's in her 30's with no job or possessions.
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>slut
>atheist
>short hair
>dyed hair
>straightens their hair
>wears a lot of makeup
>tumblr
>no interests of their own
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>she "dates"
>she talks to her exes
>she listens to music with deep/edgy lyrics because she relates
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>less than size 9 shoe size (if you disagree, I can't help you)
>"gamer"
>"fembot"
>listens to the same music as me
>listens to normie music
>career-driven
>motivated
>enjoys life
>doesn't enjoy stepping on things barefoot
>short hair
>watches anime
>discusses politics
>normie in any way absolutely
>negress
>speaks out of turn
>into strap ons
>has sass
>FEMINISM OF ANY DEGREE
There's plenty more but these are the main points I want to address niggers
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>>26955965
>She tweets way too much
>Passive-agressive tweets
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She is addicted to social media.
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She talks about politics
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>>26957255
>proof all around you
Literally 0 evidence since their stupid book was written a long time ago and they are still falling for it even today.

Christfags being delusional like always, gimme some fedora memes when you realize you have no argument, please.
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>>26957436
>less than size 9 shoe size
I'm a size 4, not even close..
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>>26957408
>>Her only form of voicing displeasure is passive aggressiveness.
So you don't like women in general, anon?
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>>26956900
I really like the way you think my friend.
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>>26957537
I like ones that are capable of acting like adults and not grown children, yeah.
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>>26957523
nobody gives a shit. yes, I fell for the bait, there's your (you) now fuck off already
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>>26957523
Can I lick your feet?
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>>26957523
>speaks out of turn
You are disgusting. Size 4? That is unbelievably unattractive.
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>>26957549
Good luck on your quest then. You'll need it.
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>>26957546
Some of us just think we're right about things
Subjective "opinions" are for cucks
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>>26955965

>her personality/attitude changes noticeably around certain male "friends"

fucking wew lads, if there's one real red flag for every guy to look out for, it's this one ^

Write it down, commit it to memory, watch for it, etc.
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>follows her boyfriend's opinions/mirrors your views
>cutesy behaviour
>makeup is excessive or intended to hide things
>had work on her teeth (i live in a country where this is uncommon)
>had work on anything actually
>previous abusive relationships
>constantly buying things
>obsessed with money
>afraid of open confrontation
>two-faced
>has orbiters

to be honest this would be easier if it were green flags.
the most important thing, in my opinion, is something
about which you care so deeply that it saps your life force
and leaves you gaunt and wasted.
if that thing is more important to you than showering in the
morning or wearing clean clothes or eating regularly,
and all around your room are notes, then you
are not just 'adequate' but one of the elect.

the rest of you are false by choice and not by
nature. remember that - you choose to be the way
you are, and thinking 'this is who i am' is the act
of creating an abstract self on which everything can
be blamed. eat shit and die.
behead all satans.
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>she doesn't find my jokes amusing
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>>26957095
hey, be my gf thanks
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>>26957276
women with red nail polish are typically megasluts, don't know why but it is true
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Biggest red flag to me? A girl knows who I am and how my brain works and is still attracted to me.
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>>26958218
woah that's deep dude
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>>26956530
Underrated post all the way

Classic robot
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>>26955965
alot of these apply to men too.
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>>26958520
>"Men"
No man looks at his phone that much unless he is either
Super busy, meaning he has a fucking reason for it because it's due to his career.
Or a giant socialite faggot.
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>>26958520
yes a man wearing red nail polish is also a bit of a red flag
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>>26958520
okay and?
do you have a point?
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>le feminist hair
>le feminist glasses
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>>26955965
Dyed hair and thick rimmed glasses.
Any mention of polyamory.
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>>26958554
do you have a point?
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>>26956382
>Jew
I want a jew gf just so I an celebrate Hanukkah.
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>>26956913
You're going to be what I want you to be

Women should never speak their mind, they should do what I tell them to do, and think what I tell them to think

Call me a faggot but that's how it was traditionally and that how it's supposed to be, always
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>>26956005
This is true. I learned it the hard way.
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>>26958677
>This guy probably wonders why he doesn't have a gf
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>>26958660
I don't care anon
I don't have any interest in dating a kike
They're all yours
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>>26956073
Well said anon-kun-sama-original-comment
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>>26958720
I do, I always wonder why women are such whores
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>>26956540
>THEYRE SLUTS
>THEYRE BITCHES
>THEYRE DUMB
>THEYRE NARCISSISTIC
>THEYRE [stupid generalization]

/r9k/ of all boards should not be shit talking tattoos. A lot of them look gorgeous.
Though I hate the "haha I like butterflies because I don't know they're cute haha" tattooed bitches.
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>>26957131
Nah guy, more than that. My dad's a ped.
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>she believes in the supernatural
>she owns a cat
>she has a zillion male and female orbiters
>she talks to people like they're children
>she cannot engage with the world around her; point something out and she'll ignore you, ask a personal question and she'll start talking about movies or fashion or music
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>>26958887
>she has a zillion male and female orbiters
this is a fucking major/obvious one
>she owns a cat
thats nitpicky what the fuck

heres a fucking huge one for me
>cant into sarcasm
nope
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>>26955965
>she has daddy issues
Biggest red flag of them all
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>>26958936
strange hair colors
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>she feels the need to post a selfie of herself constantly
>she regularly hangs out with niggers
>she makes fun of my inhability to speak Spanish
>she can't carry a conversation without the use of emojis
>she doesn't like Nirvana
>she thinks me having a gaming PC is ridiculous
>she likes poo culture of any kind
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>>26955965
This thread is equal parts funny and sad, and here's why

>It's almost always a direct, reactionary response to a Male Red Flags thread
>The OP and the participants never realize that they're not the selectors in dating, and aren't really in the position to be making such qualifications and standards.

It's a bunch of angry, butthurt beggars pretending to be choosers, and that is funny.
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>>26959019
>poo culture

Fuck. Well, pop culture, poo culture, same shit.
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>>26959063
STOP WITH THE PUNS HOLY SHIT
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>>26958640
Yeah, my dick
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>is always on social media
>has debt/regularly goes into debt
>gambles, drinks or uses drugs beyond moderation
>does not work
>has lots of guy friends, very few girls
>always has to be the center of attention
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>>26957095
You don't need to fix a thing, because some thirsty faggot who doesn't know any better will fall head over heels for you anyway. Then you'll cheat on him because you're a shitty human being with problems who doesn't care about anyone unless he's slapping you across the face with his balls. Fuck you. Eat shit and fucking die.
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>she is a woman
Stop dating women. There is no reason to romantically pursue a woman. If you want sex, just jerk off. It releases the same chemicals in your body.
If you need someone to talk to, get a friend or family
If you want to cuddle, kill yourself you raging faggot. Even gaysex isnt as gay as cuddling with a girl.
If you get kids, your life is fucked. And no, youre not doing anything good for humanity by gettibg kids, its an extremely selfish a degenerate thing to do. There are way too many people on this planet. Stop breeding you fucking retards. And stop giving attention to women.

Either become gay, asexual, or jerk off to porn.

Saged.
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>>26956011
This doesn't seem that unreasonable, considering some jobs require higher education even if it is in a completely unrelated field.
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>>26959566
This man knows whats up
A
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>>26959566
This guy knows what hes talking about
Asdas
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>>26959566
i guess this is it
this is fucking it
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>>26959566
I fully agree
Dfjf
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>>26959566
P. sure sage doesnt work on arcanine anymore
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>>26959566
Based dubs of truth
Yo
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>>26956628
>Supporting a minimum of 3 people on a single income
You aren't anywhere near wealthy enough to think this is an acceptable idea.
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>>26960036
I do actuaIIy
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>>26956540
because tattoos are like putting bumper stickers on a Ferrari.
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>>26960061
So you make $150k minimum?
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>>26959566
>The dubs of faggotry
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>>26956540

It, in essence, is a form of bodily mutilation. It's pretty mutilation in a lot of cases, but still. Also, tattoos are the skin equivalent of dyed hair. The girl isn't comfortable just being herself and will likely be seeking constant approval and acceptance.
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>>26960190
No we'll be poor :^)
I don't even plan on dating right now anyway fuccboi
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>>26956011
Well there are plenty of decent, good paying jobs that just require "a degree" nonspecific. So it may not be a complete waste.
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>>26956005
Don't like this, especially for toenails but fingernails as well. Dislike it for toenails because I like feet and footjobs and all that, and red toenails remind me of blood and her bleeding from her toenails. I'm not trying to think about that when seeing some feet.
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>Owns more than 1 dildo/vibrator
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>>26955965
>bisexual me meets up with a girl from tinder
>within a minute of getting in her car
>"Ke$ha is my spirit animal!!! ^_^"
>turns out she's a Puerto Rican version of a dumb blonde

There was no second date
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>>26960359
Fuck off nasty slut you are the absolute worst tripfag
The perfect red flag woman
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>>26957427

Yo guy, I have been considering the short hair for some time. I often find myself attracted to the chicks with the pixie look, and I am suspicious that I am being drawn into some kind of crazy. So, what's the deal, yo? Gibme dem sweet deets soz I can dodge the crazy.
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>>26957436

Explain the short hair, por favor. I got myself a weakness for it.
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>>26958887

I would be cautious of dogs too, especially small dogs that they get all baby-crazy over.
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>>26956005
Such a gross color
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>>26956069
My favorite porn star is 1/8th or 1/4th Japanese. Is that girl at least cute?
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>>26960934
She was cute, but chubby.
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>>26960257
>>26959602

But there are better alternatives for sure, especially if she wants to just get a degree to look smart.
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>>26956011
Isn't that what most people who aren't majoring in CS/pre-med/pre-law are doing?
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>>26960414
not him, but old ladies/middle aged women tend to cut their hair short. sort of a sign that they're no longer in prime fertility and no longer have to attract mates

the average young woman cutting her hair off tends to just follow tumblr styles and usually has mental problems.

i however love girls with short hair and can overlook the mental illness for that sweet pussay. now if only they could look over every disgusting part of me
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>>26955965
>She has those fake, glued on long nails
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Here, I'll help you guys out and give you a cheat sheet. You know how men can recognize shitty men better than women? Same goes for shitty women. Women recognize them better than men because we aren't clouded by penis.

>never had a job or can't keep a job
>doesn't offer to help when someone is doing a chore or task
>"daddy's girl"
>for some reason female friends of her just "become such a bitch" or they don't talk anymore "for no reason"
>in that note, had a hard time keeping female friends because "they're too much drama"
>brags about how much she can drink/smoke
>brags about how many men she has slept with or their status
>neon hair color
>dresses in over the top outfits on a day to day basis
>uses memes IRL
>"I was always told I'm very mature for my age"
>"I have a really high IQ according to the last test I took"
>refuses to learn how to cook or clean because muh feminism
>most tattoos, but in particular back tattoos, ankle tattoos, and face tattoos
>claims to be "one of the guys" (protip, there are plenty of girls that can blend into male spaces like tabletop gaming or whatever but they don't have to announce it)
>has children and is unmarried
>all her exes were crazy/abusive/cheaters

It's sometimes harder to pinpoint these things compared to red flags on men but it's very possible.
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>>26961014

Right, okay. That makes sense. I've been in Asia for 4 out of the last 5 years, so I haven't had the opportunity to really learn from experience on this. Now I'm here in one of the SJW Meccas, trying to piece this together without having some awful woman ruin my life.

Short hair is a sign of tumblr, SJW, and feminism, all of which are signs of mental illness.

>>26961253

I would add any notions of princessness or expectations and feelings of entitlement to be provided for.
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>>26961295
Yep. Also, I forgot two big ones:

>twitch streamer
>"professional" cosplayer
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>>26957095
E U R O P E
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>>26956005
black nails as well
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>>26956775
>tfw no secretely sad qt bubbly gf to coddle and comfort

The feels
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>>26955965
>She's in tech
>She's in a STEM field that is not medicine related

Doesn't matter if she is studying for it or actually involved in one of those fields, she's trouble.
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>>26955965
>She dyes her hair for attention and not because she likes it
if you find a girl who dyes her hair solely because SHE thinks it looks nice, she's perfect.
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>>26961721
I think you mean studies biology or science general
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>She laughs like a hyena at every little thing
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>>26955965
>undercut
>hair shorter than a bob
>dyes hair an unnatural color
>smokes
>tattoos
>face piercings
>treats yoga pants like pants instead of more like stockings
>dresses like a super slut
>talks like a super slut
>talks like a nigger, even when temporarily in jest/unironically

That last one was a recent discovery. Well, I always knew I hated but had trouble putting it into words. Of course women who talk like ghetto trash are hot garbage. However, there are those few girls I come across that talk lile that in burts, normally to express exictement or something. By god, my soul shrivels up inside each time a girls does that. No, talking that doesn't make you sound hip or cool. It makes you sound like a stupid ghetto nigger.

This one is really up there for me, beating quite a few of my choices. Hell, it even beats women who talk like shaniquas regularly. At least they are long past redemption and you know it. But with these kinds of girls, you see that potential for a better girl die each time she opens her mouth to shittily attempt the already shitty dialect that is ebonics.

I need more well spoken women in my life...
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>Watches reality TV
>Likes current pop music
>Doesn't own a bookshelf with at least 20-30 books
>Doesn't let me be myself, makes me look like an idiot for showing no emotion, or too much
>Talks about herself all the time
>Considers Netflix, Eating, Drinking Wine, Sleeping her "hobbies"
>Way too invested in award shows
>Gives a shit about religious and political mumbo jumbo
>Likes John Green books
>Expects expensive gifts, despite the fact the relationship could end at any moment in theory, only to show it off to her shallow friends
>Some poser "artsy" girl who tries to get in on alternative culture despite knowing anything about it other than "WEED! PORTLAND OREGON! QUINOA!" things about it and just wanting to look like she belongs to some some sort of indie movement
>Doesn't like animals

Sadly there's literally no girls like that in the US.
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>>26955965
I do that because I'm an autism that just wants to look busy
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>>26960247
Sounds like you don't plan on much at all there sped.
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>>26956540
blood doner here I see tattoo havers as degenerate because you can donate blood 6 times a year and save 3 lives every time.

People who have tats let 18 peple die just because they wanted a pony tat on their foot
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>she has to wear bras
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>>26956005
>>26960324
Fucking thank you. Red nails have always been disgusting to me.

I dislike nail colors in general actually.
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>>26955965
>She has a string of failed relationships and blames the guy each time

What was the point of Scott Pilgrim again?
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>>26963549
>What was the point of Scott Pilgrim again?
for girls to cosplay as ramona flowers thinking it makes them progressive
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>she always ends her texts with "haha"
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>drives an American car
>likes avocados
>posts vague meaningless comments on twitter
>watches the bachelor
>posts pictures of stuffed animals in public
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>>26955965
>tells you about her heavy periods
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>acts crazy or mental for attention
My first wife had 5 personalities. She drew me a hand turkey to list their names.
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>>26955965
>into lolicon
>only watches moeshit anime
>dd/lg
>lolita fashion
>bulimia or orthorexia
>neon hair colors
>twitch streamer
>no sense of empathy or humility
>does not like animals
>hates children
>tattoos
>acrylic nails
>has a porn tumblr; you can lurk but actually managing one is redflag
>only has male friends and more than 3
>clubbing scene
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>>26955965
>>She looks at her phone all the fucking time
All of my fucking this.
I can't quote this enough, not that any grill will see this but fuck you if you do this from the bottom of my heart I hate you!
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>>26963642
What's wrong with avocados?
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>>26961253
>Women recognize them better than men
>Pretty much all of what you wrote has been said already

>we aren't clouded by penis.
oh i get it, you just wanted to point out that you're a woman. fuck off please
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>>26961253
some people stop talking to each other for no reason though...that's life
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>>26955965
>She looks at her phone all the fucking time
Good luck finding a woman who doesn't do this
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>>26955965
>feminist/SJW/similar bullshit
>dresses like a harlot
>takes "selfies"
>drinks alcohol
>has a bad relation to her parents
>watches tv
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>>26963896
They're so tasty
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>>26955965
I'll give you mine OP

>she doesnt play video games
>she openly talks about her interest in video games (IE GIRL GAMRE)
>she doesnt watch anime
>she openly talks anime (IE le nerdy EX-DEE)
>her hair changes colour within a short time period
>she has any colour of hair which isn't natural colour
>she has an opinion on politics and actually cares about it
>she talks about politics at all
>she likes the travelling meme
>she has male "friends"
>she has ex-boyfriends that shes in contact with
>she prefers to play mindgames instead of expressing what she feels
>she goes clubbing, or does "girls night"

PREFS:
>she has long hair
>she prefers to stay at home
>she spends most of her time playing video games
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>>26959566
>stop pursuing whores
>instead, pursue men who are no better than whores

Seriously, people who say:

>"Man, I wish I was gay, men are so much easier to figure out"

Or dribble similar to this shit, are misinformed, retarded or delusional, sometimes all three. Gays are no better than women, hell, gays have the problems of a woman plus their own special problems.

Goes double for trannies. The best thing to do? Nothing. People in general, are trouble. For the small amount of pleasure you receive from people, the majority of the time it's shit, regardless of who it is. Pareto principle in full effect. Jerk off if your horny, if you need companionship, get dog. If you want to talk to somebody, go look in a fucking mirror.
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>>26957211
No, it's indicative of an intellectual honesty. You know you don't believe in God, you know he's not out there, there's no reason a rational human with current scientific awareness would arrive at the conclusion that the abrahamic God exists unless they had been raised with that belief. However, you know it's not your place to challenge the faith of those around you because you cannot empirically PROVE that there is no God. Besides that, religion can be an useful tool for healing damaged people or increasing the perceived quality-of-life of the proletariat.
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>>26964956
None of what you said is true thank you for posting
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>>26964956
Why are you so islamophobic man? Did a muslim steal your girl?
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>>26955991

i could definitely say thats true. i just met a girl who believes shes some girl in an anime and we're currently talking on skype

ill probably delete her this is weird
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>>26965003
Would you like to begin a discourse or have I offended you? Inb4 fedora I just wanna talk
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>>26965011

oh yeah it literally cannot ever be because of the teachings or anything, always because they steal ur le girl

are you fucking dumb? yes you are, go die
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>>26965035
>I just wanna talk
No I'd rather get on with my day
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>>26965051
Are you a Muslim? Just so you know I don't hate your people categorically but I honestly have a lot of questions for the average Muslim if you have time.
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>>26965060
Shouldn't have diverted yourself to begin with, obviously you're a busy man on /r9k/ at 4 in the morning
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>>26955965
Thats literally like all of them that are teenagers or in their 20s
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>>26965003
So you're saying that religion never heals anyone and that it can be proven there is no god?
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>>26965035
You certainly sound like a fedora.
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>>26956005
>tfw love 2D women with nail polish
>tfw hate it on 3D women
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>>26965116
Incredibly busy
Or at least too busy for internet "discourse"
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>>26965138
I kind of am. I never talk about my athiesm irl or before now online, but it runs deep. I have a certainty there is no God that extends past the limits of factual analysis. Certainly any theist is guilty of the same in reverse.

I try not to fling shit or revert to adhominem though, which I think a lot of athiests do out of a false sense of superiority over the faithful.
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>fat
>Abbo
>SJW
>LIAR
>omits the truth
>hides things
>can't take it's eyes from the cellphone
>one word replies
>doesn't respects what you like and your beliefs nor your feelings
>pokes fun of your beliefs
>loud
>do drugs (alcohol is okay if only once in a while)
>crybaby
>cheater

I believe that for a relationship to work out, both the man and the woman should respect each other, even if their beliefs conflicts.
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>>26957095
Umm um umm h-hi email please?
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>>26960257
Can you tell me some of these jobs anon, pls?
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>She says 'heh'
>Has any interest at all in Doctor Who
>Drinks too much
>Smokes
>Has smoked weed at any point beyond trying it out
>Has a mental illness
>Goes to any 4chan board beyond /an/ or /toy/
>Doesn't like anime
>Doesn't respect waifus
>Has dyed hair an unnatural color
>Favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry
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Jesus fucking christ, what does /r9k/ got against piercings and tattoos? Some can be a little over the top, but i find alot of tattoos especially beautiful, no wonder you cannot find GF
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>>26964685
/misanthrope/
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>she complains about how ugly and fat she is all the time
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>>26956005
I thought i was the only one who finds this disgusting
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>>26961253
>all her exes were crazy/abusive/cheaters

Actually, it's "has had a number of exes above 0", dumbfuck roastie tripcunt.
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>she has a social life

Basically, almost everyone.
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>>26957929
this post serves as a grim reminder that there are truly people here with damaged minds
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>Beware the eternal cellphone.
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A legitimate list of personal red flags (although I'd probably excuse many because im a kv)

>fairly overweight
>acts puerile or insipid
>does hard drugs like meth/heroin/crack/cocaine

thats it. I would probably bend on the second one so that would still leave a large percentage available
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>>26956012
is there such thing as a young woman who doesn't?
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>>26969100
yes t.me
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>>26969121
aslwh
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>>26956540
They look trashy
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>>26959566
There are too many shitskins and not enough whites.
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>>26959602
>putting yourself in huge debt to work in a completely unrelated field
>reasonable
America
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>>26959566
your life is pointless without kids actually sorry
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>>26956996
underrated post, good to be reminded that girls with too many guys friends is a YUGE flag

they're allowed to have guy friends, but it should be a reasonable balance of more girls to guys
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>she says she likes you
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>>26955965
>She's a hardcore lefty
>She supports Middle Eastern immigration
>She said 'love wins' when America and Ireland legalised gay marriage.
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>>26969952
>had an untouched facebook that I made for family members
>go on when they add that rainbow fag filter
>immediately delete everyone who used it
Felt good
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>>26956540
Because they suggest an inability to consider long term consequences of your actions. They're impulsive, more prone to risk-taking behaviors, drug use, etc. Also girls with tattoos being slutty isn't a generalization. There are plenty of studies from all over the world showing that women with tattoos started having sex younger, have had more lifetime partners, were more likely to have unprotected sex, and were more likely to have histories mental illnesses and child abuse.
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>>26955965
>She doesn't put me in diapers
>She doesn't like it when I call her "mommy"
>She doesn't think I have a "cute little pee-pee"
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>Identifies with an internet/vidya/anime culture
>"Feminist"
>Main hobby is going out and drinking/shut-in that cant handle social situations
>Too invested in their life narrative that includes: mental illness and abuse

Everything else from orbiters, slutiness and bitchiness can be stemmed from these roots in my experience senpai.
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>>26970277
it's getting so fucking hard to find a down to earth girls who aren't a part of the stupid fucking tumblrfeminist mental-illness-glamourizing echo chamber these days, and i say this as a normalfag.
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>>26956540
Unless you're a 20th century sailor you shouldn't have tattoos, only trash people have them, it's like marking yourself with "I'M TRASH" for life
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>>26955965
These are my honest red flags but seeing as beggars can't be choosers I'd be willing to ignore a portion of them to get a gf

>has had a romantic relationship in the past
>not a virgin
>is feminist/liberal/cultural marxist
>swears often (ideally she wouldn't swear at all)
>dresses like a whore
>cares about fashion
>has male friends
>she doesn't love working out/staying fit
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>>26961624
thank you
Black nails are the red nails for the girls who can't hang with the red nails
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>>26955965

This. and:

> talks about ex's all the time
> talks about her piercings all the time
> Bad relationship with parent(s)
> asks why you don't have facebook all the time
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>>26957873
Thanks for screenshot
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> She has an 'opinion'
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>>26955965
>wants to get married
>wants to live together
>cant overcome trust issues, even i give her no reason to have them to begin with
>smokes
>abusive with alcohol or drugs
>wants to listen to music while im with her
>illiterate
>no soft skinned face
>needs more affection than i have to spare. this is rather important since im not the touchiest guy
>wants to get pregnant in her 20s
>wants me to get involved with her parents rather quick
>stands between me and my goals
>stands between her and her goals
>would like it if i would stand between her and her goals, since in a weird way that would show her i really do love her
>doesnt like fried chicken
>becomes unbelievably fat after we hook up
>is too skinny
>cant handle her boyfriend crying sometimes. or any other thing that contradicts male stereotypes
>beats me up regularly
>wears pink crocs and tube socks
>secretly wishes her gay buddy would change teams
>stinks i guess. not talking normal body, hqir or mouth odor. this os all cool with me. when youre in love your smitten by every little smell that comes out that body. im talking proper stink.
>cant stand spending more time than necessary at the supermarket
>is convinced theres a loveable philanthrop somewhere inside my body she is the only one able to get out
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>>26963449

>wanting to donate your bloos so little niggers and foreigners can benefit from it.


pure kek
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>>26956822
there is no causal relationship between having fun and not being able to grasp at deeper understanding of life, my friend.
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>>26958623
kek

but to be honest, sounds good to me
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>>26959019
>she doesn't like Nirvana
Why wouldn't you like a girl with good taste?
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>tfw recently started going out with a girl who seems really wholesome
>doesn't have a smartphone
>doesn't have any interest in politics, no SJW bullshit
>never had a boyfriend before
>very few friends, ones she does have are all female
>about 40 friends on facebook
>wants to spend as much time with me as possible
>only negative point is she's less attractive than me and I don't particularly find her good looking
>not ugly, just not good looking

She deserves better and I can't break up with her because it would hurt her too much. Why am I so shallow bro's? If she was a point or two higher out of 10 she'd be perfect for me.
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>>26955965
>she starts wearing less and going out more
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>>26959051
Men are always the chooser fag, when women approach men its slutty. Thu think to yourself how many other guys has she approached? She has no reservation about it, she seems too comfortable with her sexuality to be chaste.
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>>26956764
yea but that dude is probably apolitical atheist himself, so being close to a woman who doesn't pander to his every whim (that are rooted in social anxieties) is out of the question.
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>>26956775
I always find that the sad bubbly girls that are always really happy and overly nice are usually really fucked uup on the inside, i worked with one and 2 weeks after she started she stole 500$ worth of merchandise and broke into someones car and stole some other shit. She was also a cunt when there weren't people she liked around her.
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>>26973489
oh you are going to break up with her and regret it so hard later on.
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>wears excessive makeup
>doesn't like the lights on
>doesn't let me pleasure her orally
>starts reading off her favorite anime/manga as if she had memorized my myanimelist account
>likes to party
>expresses how every guy but me is a douche
>piercings and tattoos in visible places
>piercings and tattoos in lewd places
>doesn't want to spoon/hug at night
>mocks people for going to the gym
>is my ex
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>>26973801
hang yourself normalshit
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>>26973837
>implying practically everyone here hasn't had a gf
How can you have red flags otherwise? Just conjecture? That's kinda lame.
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>>26973767

That's what stopping me from breaking up with her now, that and her feelings.

But that's not a basis for a relationship long term.
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>she goes out every weekend no matter what
>she listens only to shitty pop music or only likes shitty romantic movies, doesn't have her own tastes
>she doesn't like reading
>she has shitty, Stacy-like friends (the kind of friends are the best indicator to get an idea of someone's personality)
And the biggest red flag of all,
>she's not interested in me
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>>26957095
...
You must be the filth of this earth. Kill yourself, you sound insufferable.
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>>26959566
>become asexual
Nigger do you science?
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