>I'll never have a mouse bf
>I'll never marry a mouse
>I'll never comfort his anxiety with hugs
>I'll never protect him from bullies
>I'll never snuggle with him while listening to cheesy romance songs
>I'll never hold hishand
Why live
>>26955149
Try a squirrel. I hear they're total sluts
You don't want that. You think you do, but you don't.
What drives a woman to seek a beta male? Makes no sense. Women are naturally repulsed by weak behaviour in men so why would a woman go out of her way to wanna be with a weak male?
>>26955256
There's two types of beta males. Hardened neckbeards who have renounced the 3D form and hate women as a concept. And emotional tampons who will do whatever just to be shown a little bit of affection. They want to use the latter.
>>26955291
But surely those men realize the horrible fate that will be bestowed upon them once the woman has no use for them anymore?
>>26955256
>Women are naturally repulsed by weak behaviour in men
according to the least experienced with girls board on 4chan (and perhaps the least experienced with girls community on the world).
>mouse personality
>6'7 and am already working out for 3 years
Kill me.
>>26955256
Its becoming a trend for women to be more independent right?
I don't want to be alone but I can take care of myself for the most part.
Beta guys are really romantic and that's exactly what I want.
I don't want to dump them ever. I hope they don't feel used but if they do then they can use me too so its equal.
Where is that from and why does it talk about me?
>>26955186
The cutest sluts.
>>26955149
>had to go on some week long trip on africa (proud boer)
>return
>mouse bf awkwardly tries to ask me if i cheated on him
god he is so adoreable :3! i bet he posted about that on /r9k/ and you losers tried to brainwash him into that whole bbc meme.
>>26955494
That /r9k/ type chart.
>mouse personality
>also ugly so no one wants me
>>26955358
Are you me?
Fhu65e
>>26955539
>tfw Histrionic
>really would like to entertain people but I'm not too good at it yet
One day, I'll bring r9k the joy it deserves and be known as an entertainer worth my salt.
>>26955539
hmm yeah i'm half of those
fuck
>>26955539
>Half mouse half wagie
Kill me now
>>26955604
histrionic types are the worst
maybe it's just because it's so opposite my personality but idk
they just annoy me, people with that much confidence and ego annoy me
>>26955539
>tfw Cerebrotonic Mouse
>>26955539
The super autist made me giggle like a schoolgirl, I know someone like that
The sloth hits a little too close to home
>>26955149
hardcore depression can evolve the mouse into an sub-alpha rat, but its very risky and theres a chance he'll de-evolve into a baby-mouse who can no longer leave the house
the evolution process involves stripping away any small victory the mouse had left which results in a "i can't win by your rules so i'll write my own" realization that can shatter the nest of cognitive dissonance the mouse has made around himself
>>26955539
im basically the slightly normie version of cerebrotonic
>>26955869
hmm hello pizzacat
>>26955149
>>26955149
>>26955149
>>26955149
That is literally me
>>26955508
Post more slutty mammals with four legs
>>26955963
Mmm hello there
>>26955529
So... you didn't tell him you cheated?
>>26955869
I agree with you. I know all about that social and confidence evolution.
However I think too much coddling will increase the chance to a baby-mouse. Baby-mice sound very cute although they would probably start to be very dependent of me if they became one after being in a relationship as well as panicked all the time if I leave.
That won't annoy me it will just worry me. What if I have to go to a social event? I want to bring them with me but I can't if they can't leave and if I go alone they'll get paranoid.
>>26955539
Jesus I'm a mouse/cerebrotonic hybrid
just fuck my shit up
>>26956109
FAZDCDFAEWZS
I am the very definition of mouse.
How do I change my life?
Help please :(
>>26955149
>that pic
>every trait describes me, except frail body
fuck
>>26955539
100% wageslave
If I wouldn't have found a nice caring gf I probably would've already killed myself.
The future starts to look better for me
>>26956098
how are you doing my good friend
>>26956180
in hindsight you might feel that way, but you changed to have that dependency
>>26955539
you literally can't be a robot without having mouse traits unless you are the super autist
prove me wrong
>>26956245
I can't.
You need a few mouse traits to be a robot. But ones will a lot of mouse traits are more mouse-tier than the rest.
>>26955539
i see traits of myself in all robot varieations....exept wageslave
>>26955494
>>26955559
>>26956008
>>26956109
>>26956161
>>26956169
>>26955761
>All these mice.No seriously. I don't know who to message
>>26955539
>tfw i've desended into a state of being 1 part cerebrotonic, 1 part mouse, and 1 part sloth
I hope my life takes a turn at some point.at least sloths are a cool animal
>>26956225
Well, it feels good right now and I'm somewhat happy.
Before I met her I was a wreck
Why would you make this thread? You're just getting peoples' hopes up that types like you actually exist. Nobody wants a mouse. We're at the bottom for a reason, we suck.
>>26956444
what the fuck dude, thats really risky
i guess im a mouse too
i'm probably going to die alone
>>26956133
We're not gonna make it brah.
>>26956488
at least I know you're a real mouse since you've got a good level of self-loathing going on
how many times a day do you call yourself worthless or a loser?
>>26956515
everyone dies alone and afraid
tfw wagemouse
(you need to see the entire list to understand)
>>26955620
Yup. Me too
>>26955149
Ah i-im a mouse, i fit all those characteristics
>>26956488
No one really asked me. The full charts taking over anyway.
>>26956594
Hi qt. Give email pls.
>>26956606
i know people that genuinely like my company or tolerate it. All the people I need to interact with are at most indifferent to me.
But they will never join in my humor.
>>26956209
Oh just here and there. How about you?
>>26955149
Yup, that's me for the most part. Avoidant and awkward.
Only difference is that after years of being a mouse, I'm bitter as fuck, so a lot of the politeness has gone away.
>>26955539
A hybrid between the mouse and the sloth.
>>26955539
I'm mouse/cerebrotonic but it almost seems like the guy who drew the cyborg based it on my face.
>>26956498
I know. I'm thinking about what will happen with me when this ends daily...
>>26955579
It is the worst, I'm just a total loser. People also expect from you to be totally different, but I'm actually just bothering everyone. I only go to the gym at night, the worse is if someone is there already. I wait outside the gym for an hour and hope they go away. Dealing with people is too hard. I want to die.
I just want a mouse bf.
Fuck that describes me super accurately. Gives me a weird sense of comfort that its common enough to be narrowed down like that.
>>26955149
I don't give a fuck anymore i hope the world burns.
>>26956962
i will be your mouse bf
Kek, most of that fits me but i look like i can handle myself even though i can't so most people don't notice until they try to talk to me
>>26957047
give email pls
>>26957078
Country and race?
>>26957092
USA and white.
>>26957104
Fuck, if only you was in england senpai
>>26955539
>Sloth
>Hits the snooze button five times
What does this bit mean?
>>26957104
And your gender at birth?
>>26956962
No, you don't. And when you realize you're not actually into him you'll destroy his life by dumping him.
>>26957078
that other guy wasnt me
rarity.parity@gmail
>>26957140
I was and still am a female.
>>26955682
iktf pham
part time wagie, full time mouse
>>26957152
That email doesn't work.
>be hardcore mouse
>have 16 year old looking face despite being 22
>don't own a car because people might ask me for rides or expect me to go to events
>haven't said more than three words of conversation to anyone outside of my immediate family for at least 7 years
>try to put on muscle to be intimidating but people approach more than ever now
>often cant even force out a single word instead just making some kind of awkward face and leaving asap
>when a girl talks to me it feels like someone is puncturing my larynx with a power drill
>my boss was thanking me for helping with a major problem at work and I bit my lip so much it started bleeding
>resolve to change instantly evaporates upon leaving the safety of my home
I really just want to die.
>>26957208
you know, @gmail.com
im signed into it right now
>>26955149
I hate how I fit the mouse too much
Even worse when I'm mixed and everybody expects the black guy to be full of attitude
Seriously? I just want someone happy and emotionally well adjusted. Why would you want someone whom you'd have to coddle and support and who may not be able to emotionally support you? Like how do you marry someone like that
>tfw I will never be a qt fembot's mouse bf
Mouse-ish beta reporting in, I just want a gf who would rape me. Someone who would just lock me in a closet and use me as a living, breathing, sex object. Someone who would just violate my man parts until the friction of hardcore rape sex would turn my dick and ballsack purple. Is that too much to ask for?
>>26957151
I would talk to them first to make sure. If dating becomes official I won't dump them. Well if they try to kill me or cheat on me I'll dump them but I think that's justified.
>>26957265
Because all I want to do is coddle and support. I'm strong enough to handle myself. But if something were to really depress me they don't seem like type to ignore me about it. They seem sensitive because they care.
>>26957456
>Because all I want to do is coddle and support.
Rescue a pet. It's gonna end badly caring for an emotionally stunted adult.
I could never enter a relationship like I am. I want to, but it's not fair to my partner. We're partners. Partners are equals, they help each other out.
>>26957543
Correction.
All I want to do is coddle,support and fuck.
Pets don't give me the mental connection or help me feel less alone.
I really don't mind taking care of everything. I used to be the mouse at one point. What if someone else is feeling alone? I know how much it sucks I don't want them to feel that way too. Do you think I'll receive nothing in return for coddling? Feeling needed, imported and loved. How could anyone ever ask for more? If I get to coddle I basically get coddled back too.
>>26957335
Give email then.
>>26957133
it's assuming sloths actually have alarm clocks, which have a snooze button to give you a 5-10 minute lie-in before going off again. I usually hit snooze 5-8 times before actually trying to get up
>>26957698
Would you be willing to take them in as your slave?cause if your a women ill do it
>>26956702
not much family, just original comments
>>26955539
>tfw le frog memes
I'm the cancer of every possible world.
>>26957731
robonobodythrowaway@gmail
>>26955539
>only match two traits out of the entire chart
Guess I'm not really a robot
>>26957946
I sent one. 30 minutes ago.
>>26956791
Im mostly slothe and wagecuck
>end my suffering pl0x
Cerebrotonic mouse, hints of sloth/elephant man.
I guess I am truly lost.
>>26955352
>according to the least experienced with girls board on 4chan (and perhaps the least experienced with girls community on the world)
So you are saying that the board with the most weak behavioral problems ALSO has the least experience with girls?
Hmmm....interesting...
>>26955149
What sort of psychological cuckoldry is this?
I'm the girl version of this, i wish I had a mouse friend who could relate but we'd probably be too awkward with each other
>>26957741
Maybe. I would like to talk first. Give email.
>>26957356
No. More men should be like you.
>>26955539
i read the first couple of points for mouse and thought nah, I'm not that bad. Then I read the other archetypes and realized I don't fit any of them either, so I read the rest of the mouse points, and I guess I'm a mouse.
I found my place in the world, and it's at the bottom.
>>26957228
>>when a girl talks to me it feels like someone is puncturing my larynx with a power drill
I would kek if it didn't hit so close to home
>>26955149
I remember seeing this full image and resonating with a few of the "archetype" bullet points, but this one shook me this time.
Shit military cyborg reporting in I know I'm not a full robot but I don't shit post either. All I ask for is a qt mouse Cali is full of roasties and 420 degenerates.
>>26959422
You seem pretty interesting based on what you've said. I wouldn't mind talking.
[email protected]
>>26962327
SD?
this whole state is awful. i hate it so much
so much
>>26955256
>Women
anon pls...
>>26955149
>mouse when uncomfortable (99% of situations)
>chadlike personality when comfortable
>girls who actually like mouse-types are appalled by what i'm really like in the rare instances where i feel like i can >be urself
cease my sentience to be frank with you my kin
>>26955256
>implying a woman made this thread
where do you think you are?
>>26962454
I join the AF to travel the world. I'm literally stationed 15 away from my folks place
>>26962454
(15 minutes)correction my bad not used to posting just lurking
>20
>Abusive brother comes home
>Can't be in the house when he is
>Go on a lonely walk
>Decide to get a smoothy since I didn't eat today
>Smoothy girls are really upbeat and chipper, playing around with customers
>Ask for a smoothie
>"Nope, you can't have that,"
>Start to apologize to them, one steps in and says she was only kidding and playfully drags the first one from the register
>I start blushing a shit ton over the whole thing, too ashamed to give my actual order
>Finally make it, have to give them a fake name because anxiety
>Wait for my drink while staring at shoes and thinking of creative ways to kill myself
>Fake name is called
>Forget I gave them a fake name
>Girl holding my smoothie just staring at me
>Basipally choking back tears and apologizing to her profusely, she clearly doesn't see it as a big deal like I do
>Get smoothie and haul ass out of there
>Sit on a bench by a parking lot just trying to mentally recover
Nah, you people don't want this at all. It's not fun, you can't "fix" this.
>half mouse half cerebrotonic
>so many accurate statements that describe me
>don't feel as bad because these must be common traits
>or maybe I will never be good, and that's not bad
>there's no one I'd rather be than me
Maybe I'll be okay.
>>26956423
I'm an elephant man. do you want to message me?
>>26962526
mfw the reverse happened to me once
>acting all chad in a group chat
>meet one of the girls for a movie
>remember who i am and say all of like 10 words in an inaudible volume
it all worked out though
>>26962575
reading it is fun though. did you lift this from a manga or something
C U T E
U
T
E
>>26962701
No, this was literally how my day went today.
I even made a thread about it earlier today. Here's a picture I took of the parking lot I sat in while drinking my spaghetti smoothy.
I don't know, why is this cute? When I get really nervous I look like I'm insane. I have this god awful habit of basically picking at my scalp. My hair is a mess because of it, and my hands are always digging around in my head like some insane person
>>26955149
Who /cerebrotonwithjustasplashofmouse/ here?tfw no savior gf
>>26962830
I'm p. much both
>>26962575
Poor thing. It sucks that happened to you.Are you okay now?
I never said I could fix it. Its more like I could take the orders and talk to people instead.
I never had anyone abusive in my life.
I did some pretty embarassing stuff too.
Like saying "sorry can I sit with you?" on the bus and getting rejected.
I also held back tears as I thought of ways to kill myself when I did something embarassing. Although sometimes I didn't hold back the tears.
But now I evolved into a social butterfly and this doesn't happen to me anymore but the memories stay, enough to empathize anyway.
>>26962853
>Are you okay now?
Yes, I'm better now. It's mostly shame and self loathing with some anxiety mixed in. But primarily self-loathing desu.
>Like saying "sorry can I sit with you?" on the bus and getting rejected.
Oh god that would be fucking awful. I'd hide my ass at the front of the bus.
>>26962821
>I don't know, why is this cute?
because her initial retarded messing around resulted in something she wouldnt have predicted, and your super retarded idea backfiring probably only confused her more, thus enhancing your interest
not that it matters, she probably thinks youre disgusting
is that lancaster?
>>26962894
>because her initial retarded messing around resulted in something she wouldnt have predicted, and your super retarded idea backfiring probably only confused her more, thus enhancing your interest
W-What?
>not that it matters, she probably thinks youre disgusting
I've been trying to get over my self esteem issues. But you've got a point. I can't really stand to look myself in the mirror.
>is that lancaster?
Nope, that's Colorado.
>>26962927
>W-What?
i'm saying theres a good chance you had her interest
>>26955149
Mouse here, I don't want to ever have any sort of sexual or romantic relationship or encounter.
I don't like hugging people.
I don't want to snuggle with people
In fact, I would prefer not to touch people at all.
I'm perfectly happy hugging/snuggling with stuffed animals, pillows, blankets, or pets.
I also much prefer the embrace of a weighted blanket to that of a person.
>>26962959
Who, the juice lady?
Oh god
>>26962977
yeah, maybe
who knows
>>26962927
>>26962821
You shouldn't take a bunch of false hope yet, you should work on yourself and your own problems before falling victim to this "girls like this?" deal.
Girls are assuming you look like pic related and can romanticize the situation much more than it actually is.
>>26963013
I am working on my problems. I've been seeing a therapist for like six months, though have been seeing therapists off and on for like four years.
>Girls are assuming you look like pic related and can romanticize the situation much more than it actually is.
I'm not that handsome. I'm blond and average looking. I get the attraction to the "awkward and shy nerd"
At least, I can see why they'd like it.
>>26962890
Take it easy. I don't know if it will help but if you just look down on everyone else you'll feel better about yourself. It usually works for me.
I got better though. I barely say sorry now and I can take orders and talk to people just fine. I also became more of an asshole. Not mean to shy people though.
>>26962537
>air force
>close to home
>STILL complaining about duty station
Meanwhile I'm stuck stationed in the asshole of Texas hundreds of miles away from anywhere close to a decent and likable city. Fuck El Paso and fuck you, nigga.
>>26955149
unless you're a mouse yourself it's impossible to be happy like that
>>26955256
>Makes no sense.
he is baiting 99% of these threads are someone le trolling
the more you know
>>26963108
>wants an exciting, lively town
hello friend, have you gotten lost on your way to reddit? :^)
>>26955149
I both act like a figurative mouse and look like a literal one (well, maybe more like a rat).
I'm an abomination of nature.
>>26962894
lancaster where
Wow this is me
Ill be your bf faggot
>>26963151
I WANT SOMEPLACE WITH LESS FUCKING SAND, MEXICANS, AND HORRIBLE DRIVERS.
>>26963191
the one that's just a little bit too far for me to care if you happened to be there
>>26963209
well youre not going to do much better in san diego
>>26955149
>tfw mouse
>tfw all I want is romance but can never have it
>>26963227
Any place back home in California(minus Irwin) is like the fucking Bahamas compared to Bliss.
>>26963283
Then give your email.
>>26963329
sorry, i want romance with agirl
>>26963329
[email protected]
>>26963342
Fuck off don't steal my one chance at happiness.
>>26963318
this is why i hate californians. so dumb
>green
>liveable
>a reasonable distance from metropolitan hubs, but not in them
everywhere else in california:
>already bought up by yuppies and too expensive to live in
>already bought up and developed into slums
>desert
>cowshit farms
>>26963283
this feel is a familiar one
all I want is to be of use to somebody and to be in love, but I can't even manage it because I'm too much of a fucking wreck and I have no qualities worth loving
and the more I think about it the worse my situation gets because insecurity and self-loathing are awful qualities in a person so the more I get sad the worse I become
it's an awful negative feedback loop, I'm trash and the more I hate myself the more trash I am
>>26963357
if this is the path you wanna take, i'm not gonna stop you. good luck.
>>26963364
All I want is someone who enjoys being comfy together and understands the struggle.
>>26963095
That sounds qt
Post
Pics
>too proud to let myself leech off someone else
>too retarded to make it on my own
you don't want a mouse
that protective "mommy gf" stuff is cute but I couldn't handle being so insufficient and draining on someone else. even if they say they want it or they're fine with it, I would feel so guilty. they're not my mom, I don't need to act like a child. but I'm too dumb to grow up.
>>26955539
That good feel when you're none of these things.
>>26955539
Mouse on his way to becoming a cyborg here
>>26955539
Cerebrotonic I guess
>>26955256
Her pussy has been made repugnant and stale through the years of alpha treatment
