What happens when two autists fall in love?
Doesn't happen. Although most autist boys want autist girls all autist girls want le shy nerdy Chad.
>>26954370
that doesnt hapeen
some girl find a chad that she wants to bang
then they bang
then chad leaves because he doesnt want to be seen with the woman
meanwhile the lonely male virgins sits home and masturbate
The girl believes its forever and lets herself go completely
The guy gains confidence and ends the relationship after six months
The girl goes throughba suicidal phase which lasts years
The girl after 10 years is still trying to get back together
True story noggers
>>26954417
Yeah that's true.
I hate hearing women say "tee hee I love nerds", no, 9/10 guys that wear glasses and play le epic Skyrim aren't fucking "nerds" by any stretch of the imagination.
I'm pretty average looking but women still ignore me. I don't even see the point in bothering any more, it's pretty obvious that I'm inherently unappealing to everyone, romantically or platonically. At this point I doubt I'll even kiss.
>>26954370
they both get frustrated because they're dysfunctional human beans
>>26954483
I hate it when people do that. Take care of yourself you stupid cunts.
>>26954370
Nothing since autistic girls go after chads so a relationship with two autists does not ever happen
We indulge each other's weirdness and continue to alienate others.
It's mostly just cozy, like fucking a clone
>>26954483
literally me except i was the guy and she gained confidence and left mestill hurts
>>26954691
>We indulge each other's weirdness and continue to alienate others.
when will it be my turn
>>26954604
there's hope boyo, just get a fucking prositute like me? i pay an extra 250 to cum in her ass
>>26954483
I was the guy who gained confidence and ended the relationship after 3 months but I want to kill myself years later.
>>26954370
Watch that josh Hartnett movie with the aussie chick. It's about two sutists falling in love.
Where do I find an autistic qt?
I'll tell you, since I've seen it many times: It becomes a trainwreck. The relationship goes down the shitter, while they actually have a baby. As a result, the baby is raised by shit parents, develops really badly, starts having a shit ton of behavioral issues, has to be taken from the home by child protective services, they're placed in a foster home where they're physically, mentally, emotionally, and sexually abused, and they grow up to be another trainwreck in the prison system.
>>26954786
I don't see the point, I can tell I would hate myself for doing it and it would just reaffirm what I already suspect.
>>26954780
There really are a lot of female spergs.
I don't know anon.
>be me on neetbux
>sent on cv writing course
>one qt on course
>a bit too skinny for my taste
>she has no self confidence
>also neet
>get on well
>dont ask her out as she obv had no drive to be better
wish i had tbqh
Sperglords are made, dipshit
>>26954845
AutisticSingles.com
>>26954483
The girl believes its forever and lets herself go completely
The guy gains "confidence" and ends the relationship after six months
Thinks after one relationship he'll be able to pull chicks easily
The guy doesn't get laid and tries to get the girl back
The girl goes on to fuck Chad, Brad, Tyrone, and Becky
Autistic men will never experience anything even close to an actual relationship. Autistic women are like normal women but even worse.
Opposites attract, two autists together will fail eventually.
>>26954370
Took my girlfriend's virginity last night, we had no idea what we were doing but it was still fun regardless. The combination of the headboard making noise knocking on the wall and the condom being too tight made me go soft a couple times due to anxiety of someone noticing so we ended up finishing each other off with oral and cuddling.
She agreed to get on the pill so i can fuck her properly. It's true what they say, condoms feel like you're screwing a jar of vaseline, you can barely feel a thing. One more thing is you better work out your tricep muscles because you will get tired doing all the work.
>>26954803
So much fucking this
Christ I miss her
>>26955423
>opposites attract
I'll take my 10/10 grill now plz
>>26954370
>i have never seen a penis
Male autists believe female autists are cute.
Female autists believe male autists are creeps.
In general men find most women attractive and would merely have less fun with an obese 50 year old lady than with an attractive 20 year old. Whereas for women, a one night stand with easily 95% of men would be a negative experience.
Most men will never be attractive to women. This should be considered one of the facts of life, yet feminists deny it because it proves their utopian vision of the future involves socially alienating a significant proportion of the male population, it explains their campaign to dehumanize and blame us for our position in the pecking order they created, it proves they are not quite as morally righteous as they claim to be.
>>26955469
I don't think it ever gets any easier, reminiscent of the words of Pat Schneeweis "forgiveness from those that we've hurt in this world never was guaranteed."
>>26954370
It doesn't happen because girls cannot love non-chads.
>>26955778
It's been five years anon..
I've given up hope that it will get easier
>>26954483
This is me, except I'm a guy and it's now 8 years ago, and I haven't had a relationship with a woman since.
I fucking hate women now because what she did to me.
>>26954370
https://a.pomf.cat/vfiiru.webm
See for yourself.
Companionship isn't an inherently bad thing to want, it shouldn't be something you have to earn either.
She cheated on me with a better looking normie guy, and got married to him.
>>26954370
The guy uses the girl to gain more confidence and build himself up while the girl gains a little weight because she devotes too much of her energy helping her guy succeed and not enough on herself. Guy ends up going to Law School and after a couple of months trying to keep their relationship going he cheats on her with some girl he barely knows.
guy tries to fix/help girl
girl gains confidence or social skills
leaves guy or thinks she "deserves" better
Autism spectrum disorder is a male only ailment
I'm autistic but I've never met an autistic guy.Because I don't go outside.
unhygienic sex.
Diagnoses schizoid/aspie reporting in.
I'm in a serious relationship with another aspie schizoid.
She's a wonderful person.
I love her very much and want to take care, protect, love her, and I understand she feels the same.
Life feels great and filled with flowers.
>>26957808
be my autist gf
i'mneurotypical
Well, actually, I'm not sure if she's a schizoid, but she's pretty smart and confirmed for aspie.
I'm not sure how schizoidism works with girls.
>Be me, age 21, five years ago
>Hade qt autist friend in the form of this really heavy asian-american girl I met online through a friend. Found her kind of repulsive physically so I tried to keep it platonic.
>Months go by, hormones are raging, and all of the sudden the idea of S&M slave tier fat girl worshiping my dick doesn't seem all that repulsive.
>We lived hours away, so meeting her was hard, we had only done it a few times before, but nothing physical came out of it.
>End up turning to her for phone sex. Make really perverted plans for us to meet.
>Anticipation is killing me. I had to wait a while before I had the money.
>Chad "friend" realizes I'm a virgin
>Hooks me up with this older woman he used to bang
>Finally lost my virginity, but not only are my confidence problems worse, but now my purity is gone too.
>Expect her to be there for me
>She's mad because I didn't save myself for her even though I explicitly told her several times we're just friends.
>Says she feels betrayed, tells me to never contact her again
Lost my virginity, but also lost one of my only true friends. Quid Pro Que.
Fantastic. Best years of my life were with a girl who was more fucked in the head than I was. I regret not treating her better.
>>26954417
I have an autistic sister who has an autistic boyfriend.
She mostly ignores the shit out of him but he's gotten her presents for Xmas and her bday.
>>26956829
>cute girl with ugly fat fuck
Two things I can think of
1. How can some fat fuck have a girlfriend while I don't have anything
2. he's getting mega cucked
Years ago it was the first thought, but right now I'm way more red pilled so I always automatically think that the poor fatty is definitely getting cucked
I refuse to believe women can love an unattractive male
>>26954370
Train wreck
Original
>>26957951
That's pretty sad and demonstrative of how warped your perspective on women and life in general has become
I guess you've passed the point of no return.
>>26958027
Not that guy, but our views are sadly, true for the most part. There are a few exceptions out there, I hope.
>>26954370
I've been in a relationship with an autistic girl and I'm autistic myself, both diagnosed with Asperger's, it's been close to five years now and it's been incredibly stable so far. Will answer questions if you want.
>>26954370
>What happens when two autists fall in love?
it cant happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKeiJ3igXg
>>26958085
They aren't. Only things supporting them are ancedotal evidence. Your beliefs have done nothing but make your own life worse for no good reason.
If you want to believe them, and live life with that perspective when there's no reason to, be my guest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLlCCur_U_o
Have fun on the feels train autists
>>26958094
I meant to say "I am" not "I've been" but I got mixed up.
>>26958161
Ever heard of the 80/20 rule? Which is supported by not only anecdotal evidence, but also a study done on tinder. Woman want the cream of the corn, not us.
>>26958161
Also, you sound like you're from /pol/.
>>26958238
A single study conducted by a person/group with their own biases is not conclusive evidence, and you should know that. I don't care what perspective on life you want to hold, but don't pretend there's strong scientific evidence backing it.
And, yeah, women want the best they can get. Men want the best they can get. There's no secret there.
>>26958263
/pol/ is pretty redpilled.
>>26958027
What are you doing on r9k? May I ask
>>26958238
You shits also want the cream of the corn, doesn't mean you're incapable of being happy with less or at least respecting someone enough to not "cuck" them. "People ideally want the best available" isn't fucking news. It also completely ignores the possibility that "best available" and "most attractive" are not always the same thing.
Autistic girls are too entitled to fall in love with an autistic boy
>>26958413
Just talking to people.
>>26958175
>how do you know when you're in love?
>I 'unno
>piano flourish
That was condescending as fuck.
>>26957896
>I explicitly told her several times we're just friends.
And then you had phone sex and made plans to bang.
Your actions definitely negated your "just friends :^)" statement.
i actually know an autist couple
the guy is kinda dopey and just plays vidgames and his wife acts like a mom
he's not chad at all, he's a totally harmless funny looking beta autist
goes against everything r9k taught me
is he going to get cucked or something?
>>26958831
If you listen to these retards, absolutely yes, she will cuck him at every possible point in time in every way it is possible to cuck someone. In reality, maybe, maybe not, depends on the situation and the people in it.
The real question is what happens if two autisticguysfall in love with eachother
>>26954370
Disaster. Plain and simple.
>>26957951
a more """""redpilled"""" thing to say would be oh shes after him for his money but you cant even come out with that since you unironically learn about the world via 4chan memes
>>26958950
True love, as men have a solid sense of loyality
>>26958238
>Woman want the cream of the corn
Funniest post ITT for all intensive porpoises.
>>26959312
I thought of that also after I made that post but if we are being real here most of these fat fucks don't even have any money, of course they give women money but not that much
What I mean is that they just buy her shit, support her with the little bit of money they have, while she fucks an attractive male
Saw this on here ages ago.
>>26959398
And the other one to the set.
>tfw qt r9k gf
>tfw never been happier
>tfw I look forward to waking up every day
>tfw I hate going to sleep because I have to close my eyes and stop seeing her
>tfw she looks so sleepy and calm at night before we go to bed but I pester her to stay up and keep doing things with me because of how much I enjoy spending time with hersorry i do that qtpi
>>26959398
they're perfect
The babies have autism squared.
>>26954483
holy fuck man dem feelsi was the guy and i feel so bad abut it
>>26957951
I've known guys with such *genuine* good character that it overshadowed everything else.
>>26959443
How did it happen bro?
>>26954370
i am an autist and i met my autist boyfriend here in a steam thread
>>26959398
She is a 10 for me, would choose her out of 100000 women - reminds me of Grimes
>>26959574
We just added each other on skype on one of those omegle threads. I was going through kind of a rough patch with things and I really didn't know which way things were gonna go with anything in my life. We'd talk occasionally and I realized how cool she was after a few conversations, so I started calling her, and she'd start talking to me too, one thing led to another, and we were watching anime and falling asleep together the next week. She lives the next country over, and is planning to visit next month. I'm really happy things turned out the way they did, and I wish that everyone could feel like this, I'm very thankful and lucky for the way things turned out for me.
>>26954637
this is me, both me and my gf are aspergers tho we're forgiving but sometimes things really get lost in translation we snap and argue then discuss why we did and only are reminded we're both dysfunctional people and we're going to clash, so we get over it and pretend it never happened
>>26959735
>>26959656
How do you plan to handle the baby urges?
>>26959656
happy 4u m8
>>26959772
well we're both way too young to what to have kdis she's like 20 and I'm 22, I don't want a kid for at least another 5 years, I don't mind banging before marriage but I refuse to have a kid before marriage, and only after we've delt with a real marriage and not the honeymoon period when we've had rocky times and become adjusted and know what its like to be a married couple
There were two spergs I used to see on my bus a lot. The guy was skinny with shitty facial hair and the girl was a fat redhead. They held hands but I hardly ever saw them speak to each other. Years later I occasionally see them around town.
>>26959398
>getting a qt blonde taller than you
this motherfucker won the lottery
>>26954417
The solution is for both autist boys to transition and become the autist girl the other autist ex-boy always wanted. It's been working out for us surprisingly well; I pity the hetero and the cis for not being able to know such joy.
>>26959850
Fair enough. I'm about double that age an its nothing to see women on dating sites wanting kids at 40+. Perhaps I have to wait till 60 for them to come around.
>>26957896
fuckoff normie
desudesu
>>26960066
b-but anon I prefer the homo cis, where one boy turns into a submissive cock slave that loves to get fucked.
Lots of people in this thread saying girls will only show interest in hot guys. Sure this helps. But if you actually left your house you'd see this isn't true.
A buddy of mine is pretty ugly. Like 4/10. Doesn't dress well, isn't witty or suave. I end up finding out he's banging this ridiculously hot chick in class, and she let him do anal on her.
Literally all it takes to get laid is:
- confidence. Talk and be friendly.
- don't look like a greasy neckbeard
>>26961070
nice sample size buddy
It isn't so much love as both of them simultaneously becoming obsessed with a very particular activity that they have allowed another person to share with them provided they don't communicate, like producing geometric shapes on a large floorspace using candles and waiting for nightfall to light them up just to blow them out again and start anew. This is the autistic love.
>>26954803
Hahaha. I'll be joining you soon. Hahahahahaha.
>>26961070
This is somewhat true. A lot of 5 - 6 /10s don't mind hooking up with non-Chads. I myself had an average looking virgin jewess attempt to sex me while we were both drunk. But good luck getting one into a relationship.
We were NEETs when we met and helped each other grow and develop together into more stable people. If you ever find yourself in that situation it's very important that you both push yourselves to improve and don't become complacent in misery together.
>>26954370
Like fuck a girl would even glance a second time at me
Most of them are vapid and narcissistic as fuck, and the others lust after "omg so weird" Chads
>>26959443
PENGUIN!
>>26959398
>>26959423
I don't know if this guy realizes it or not, but if his gf/wife cleaned up, she'd be a legitimate 8/10+.
>>26959656
Ola anon. Good job!
