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Fembots, describe yourself in unnecessary detail and your sexual history.
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I was born in 1991. I have 6 siblings and including me that is 7. I started being sexually active at 16 when I gave my first bj under the benches in the school gym. I didn't have actual vaginal sex until I was 19, I didn't have any orgasms during sex until I was 22 with a blonde, blue eyed, 6'3 guy. I've had sex with 8 people, all of them consentual. My favorite food is Chinese hot pot because I can eat a lot of it and not get sick. I have no kids and I moved out at 23.
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>>26958684
kys fkn fgt
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I'm short, fairly skinny, and probably a 6-7/10. I'm usually very quiet and kind towards my friends. I like cats and food. I am in high school. I am a virgin who has only kissed one person. I dated several guys long distance before realizing I was a lesbian.
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>>26958566
Kill yourself and stop giving women attention
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My name is Serena and I was born in 1992. I'm 4'11", White, chest-length straight brown hair usually in a double tail style, brown eyes, my bra size is 30F, my shoe size is 5, I'm 92lbs, I'm completely average in appearance, I prefer dogs over cats. I'm a NEET, I'm a kissless virgin, I have autism, I play with toys still, I wet the bed occasionally because I have a slightly weak bladder, I don't care about politics in the least, I have a yorkie terrier named Peanut, I live alone with my divorced father.

I play PC games because I'm cheap and I can pirate them easily, I like Chinese cartoons, I haven't been outside in a few months, I haven't bathed in a week or so, I have never shaved ever in my entire life, I've never gotten ear piercings because it scares me, I can play guitar really well, I enjoy bugging my dad into playing with me and my favorite color is white.
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>>26959011
>4'11
>92 pounds
>size 5 shoe
>30F

damn you are a short stack
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>>26958897
you sound fasnicating be my gf
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born in 1992, only child to an arab mother and white american father. Lost my virginity at 13 to a 15 year old soccer player, tall guy, probably 6'1'' in middle school. Clung to him for two years and let him do anything he wanted with me. We ended up going to different high schools and broke it off on mutually good terms, I wanted to experiment and his family was never even close to okay with me because I was and still am an atheist edgelady, and being a christcuck he never would have worked for me.

Ended up getting with 3 guys across high school but nothing too serious, mostly fwb stuff. I had sex with them frequently and never regretted it, they all bragged about all of the freaky shit we did together (just about the only thing I refuse to do is oral because cum tastes disgusting). I got my first set of bondage straps when I was 16 (I had my boyfriend's older brother buy me some booze and I gave it and some cash to a homeless guy to get him to go into a sex store and buy them for me) and I used them on my last high school boyfriend. He was resistant to the idea so I got him drunk and then did it to him on a Saturday when his parents were on vacation. I didn't let him out for about 10 hours and used him as a couch cushion with a dick, whenever I felt horny again I'd just start playing with his dick and then ride it. We probably fucked about 6 times before his dick just gave out and I got bored and let him out. I went to bed and told him he'd better make it my turn tomorrow.

He did, and it was some of the best sex I ever had. I struggled as he bound me, he spanked me and forcefully kissed me. He spent the entire day fucking me every time his dick could manage it, using me as a foot stool, groping me, playing with my helpless body. It was fucking amazing. Of course he bragged about our little weekend to all of his friends, the school stacies immediately got the rumor mill firing that I was a prostitute on the side and some other blatantly untrue shit.
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>>26959098
Fuck off slut
>>26959011
fuck off b8fag
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>>26959094
I have a gf, sorry anon
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any fembots like taking it in the butt
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>>26958684
>>26958897
>>26959011
>>26959098
>>26959142
All of you fucking kill yourself
>>26958566
Especially you OP you fucking nigger
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>>26959174
Fuck off cunt fembots aren't real
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i am 23 years old i am what most would call a tomboy. i like my short hair and i like my hoodies. i dont use make up except some mascara and lip gloss.

i gave my first blowjob to my boyfriend when he was playing halo 3. i like to fantasize about being fucked by two guys at the same time. i cry when i orgasm.
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>>26959240
You are what's know as a fat neckbeard piece of shit pretending to be a woman on /r9k/ to get (You)'s
Fuck off and kill yourself
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>>26959240
sounds perfect desu
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>>26959011
you sound cool be my gf
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>>26959291
>>26959272
Bot of you kill yourselves reddit numales
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>>26959098

I later fucked with one of the stacies by getting her boyfriend, who was one of my former fuckbuddies to cheat on her with me. He admitted I was both better at sex, less of a cunt and smarter than his new gf and he was basically with her because she was a cheerleader. I told him that was the stupidest shit I had ever heard and told him to come fuck me for old time's sake. It kind of fucked up his social life though and really made me feel awful, this is where I decided that being involved in any way with cheating was just not a good idea.

Anyways, on to college, I increased my cockcount to 10 by the time I was done with undergrad. Lots of one night stands and flings, didn't have time for a boyfriend, or so I thought. Went through a black cock porn stage and thought that was a good idea until I fucked a black guy, he had a small dick, smelled funny during sex and was an arrogant piece of shit. You'd have thought he just got elected president because he fucked a marginally white girl. Good looking guy, but I don't see myself repeating that shit again. I also hooked up with some random guy in a club who had a microdick which was both depressing and hilarious. I didn't do much freaky shit with these people since I didn't have more than three encounters with any of them. Most of my sexual experience in college was masturbation. I kind of wanted to do some girl on girl stuff but couldn't find anyone I liked or trusted enough who was willing to do it.

Met my boyfriend of one year through work, I think I'm going to stick with him for the long run desu. He's Eurasian, really good looking guy, treats me very well and has a nice dick. Not the biggest I've had but it hits the spot very well even though he's not very creative. He's still kind of reserved about sex but I've slowly been making progress with him. I still want him to tie me up and use me as a sexual appliance.
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>>26959320
Fuck off faggot
Nobody cares about your fucking cuck fantasies you jack off to
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>>26959304
no I just like tomboys, the more unrealistic the better.

and the crying during sex is just hot.
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>>26958566

I'm 5'8", 147 lbs, I have a skin rash all over my torso, I lost my virginity at 21, I've had sex with 20 guys, and pegged at least two of them. I haven't had sex in 4 years. I have short hair and generally describe myself as masculine, though I'm not really that masculine. My ideal partner is a short cute submissive boy, but I've only fucked one guy shorter than me, and he was dominant.
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>>26959342
>I like guys on 4chan that pretend to be tomboys
Fuck off you dumb nigger
Stop giving these cunts attention
You aren't going to fuck these "women"
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>>26959240
>i gave my first blowjob to my boyfriend when he was playing halo 3.
I own Halo 4 bb
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>>26959304
>thinking i identify as male
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cynical, like anime, video games, shitposter, social anxiety, depression and intrusive thoughts, insomnia
Fairly short, brown hair and fairly pale, and don't wear make-up
i just want someone to watch anime with all day and play games with and be there for them anon;-;
virgin. kissed someone briefly before, I'm talking a peck
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>>26959011
Female bra sizes confuse me so I can't tell if you're stacked or merely average.
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>i just want someone to watch anime with all day and play games with and be there for them anon;-;
what games?
post steam
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>>26959570
whore

123445666543
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>>26959587
She's unrealistically stacked
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>>26959587
It's big but not obscenely huge.
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>>26959587
>>26959620
"She's" not a real woman
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>>26959587
She's the upper levels of above average.
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>>26959587
>Female bra sizes confuse me
How dumb are you?
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>>26959594
meant for >>26959570
Ravi
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>>26959587
The number is their band size which is the size of your rib cage and how fat you are pretty much. Normal fit women will always be 28-32 band, maybe 34 if they're taller bigger women. 36+ is pretty always chubby/fat women. The letter is how big are their tits in relation to their rib cage. Higher letters on a small frame girl aren't really that big in comparison to bigger frame girls. A double D on a 28 is very small compared to 34.
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5'8, brown eyes & black hair, pretty pale, no make-up 95% of the time. kissless lesbian virgin ; _ ;
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>>26959769
I collect people like you as e-friends :^)
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>>26959604
wow. i think this is the first REAL psycho ive ran across on 4chan. strange
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>>26958566
>describe yourself in unnecessary detail

I'm entire structure of a human being which comprises a head, neck, trunk (which includes the thorax and abdomen), arms and hands, legs and feet. Every part of my body is composed of various types of cells, the fundamental unit of life. The estimated average number of cells in my body is 37.2 trillion.

>sexual history
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question
>>26959769
cuuute
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>>26958566
I'm 22 years old and had sex with two and a half guys.

>skipped going to a church baptism to lose my virginity at age 18 with my first boyfriend

Then I broke up with him and went into the online dating game a few months later (this past July.) I met my old high school crush on tinder and had my first one night stand after not seeing him for half a decade. He apparently likes it rough, but couldn't get it up so he just plowed me with a flaccid dick until I said stop.
>tfw he erotically strangled me with his bare hands

Then in August I met up with a guy who said he was 5'7 but was really like 5'3. I'm 5'1 though. He was a manlet who used illusions in his pictures to look taller. We made out a ton, almost every day for a month. We had a strong connection, but after having sex he decided to cut things off.
>is a manlet with a huge dick
>missing a testicle
>evens out
He also shat his pants the day we "broke up." He told me in the past he got in a motorcycle accident that made the bag if his legs numb, I assumed it made his butthole too and had to get a testicle removed. I was heart broken but we were only "together" for a month so I got over it. The next month in September I met up with a hot guy in the marines.

>third date we're making out in his car at 12:30AM in a dark parking lot
>cop comes towards us
>both freak out
>I freak out more because I'm topless with my shirt M.I.A
>cop pulls up next to us and shines the light from his cop car into ours
>probably saw my boobs
>angrily/annoyed told us to leave

I broke things off with him shortly after. Turns out he's super racist against black people and has anger issues.

So yeah that's about it.
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>>26959872
I fucking hate you nasty sluts who feel the need to ruin my board even more
Fuck off and kill yourself whore
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Short and skinny half Japanese half white grill here. I have short black hair, and just recently turned 20. I'm convinced I'm not qt because people mistake me as a guy sometimes. I do not like being associated with dykes, but infortunately long hair does not go well with my face. I have B cup breasts- nothing special. Around 6th grade I realized I didn't like guys like all my friends did. Freshman year I got a boyfriend to try to be "normal" but it quickly fell apart because I didn't like him too much and he nagged me for nudes constantly and didn't want to do anything else. Senior year of high school I went to a party and lost my virginity to a drunk bislut. I became friends with benefits with a friend of hers. I had sex with that friends with benefits whenever I went to her house, but she never let me eat her out which sucked. Now I've had a gf for 1 yr and 3 months. She's dominant but still lets me eat her. We're really into bdsm and I'm her sub. We only see each other every 6 months because we live 12 hours away by car, so I've only seen her 3 times now. Going there in the summer, hopefully for 2 weeks.
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>>26959011
>I prefer dogs over cats
Shit taste.
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>>26959912
>I'm A grill
fuck off neckbeard
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>>26959928
But dogs are better than cats.
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Almost legally a midget, 4'10. Kinda chubby (120lbs) Have a hairy tummy. Have Anna Paquin teeth, but a bit closer together. 34DD. Long blonde hair and dark blue eyes. Lost virginity at 16. It lasted 3 mintues and I was yelling at him to stop but he didnt. I wasnt wet at all so there was skin torn. Had sex with three different people. I am married to #3. We only have sex twice a month but he was the first person to creampie me and make me cum vaginally. I like animals and have dogs. Im studying to become a vet tech. When I chop onions with bare hands my vagina smells like onions afterwards.
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>>26959967
>I'm nasty hairy fucking slut of a hobbitess
Yeah just fuck off anf kill yourself
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>>26959872
>Turns out he's super racist against black people and has anger issues.
where do you think you are
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>>26959779
be my e-friend pls ; _ ;
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>>26960015
Alright
Post steam/email/contact of your choice
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I'm white, tall, extremely thin, and appear as very androgynous. I come off as a colossal bitch. I have problems maintaining a consistent pitch when speaking. Basically people notice that I use different voices to speak to different people and that my pitch changes mid conversation. No one says anything until they think I've left the room, but I can usually still hear them because I have very good hearing. I can hear florescent lights, monitors, and frequencies that everyone hears but just tunes out. I can't tune them out very well and my sensory issues get in the way of having a normal life. It plays a big part in my on going battle with migraines, which I experience a couple times a week. I get really overwhelmed by lots of noises or by people getting too close to my "bubble". I react unconsciously by becoming really withdrawn. People interpret this as me ignoring them and being a bitch. I'm sure I am being a bitch, but maybe I wouldn't be if everyone weren't so loud. Everyone in my family either has OCD or aspergers. I'm sure I'm on the spectrum somewhere, but I'd rather just not deal with it.

I have had interactions of a sexual nature with multiple women and one man.
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I like crumbling to the misery that is r9k, I pine for friends and I can't ever hold a conversation in real life and rarely on the internet. Use typical anime and games as escapism. I despise small dogs but really like big dogs. I would love to own a huski. Nihilistic and needy although I barely initiate conversations on the internet like most robots here. I like computers and my favourite food is chicken fajitas but I also love pickles. I have 2 siblings. I think neko girls and feminine guys are cute.
kissless virgin, chestnut brown hair, hazel eyes, fairly pale and short
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>>26959996
Yeah but him saying Nigger constantly got annoying, not to mention he had a racist bumper sticker that in surprised didn't get him killed yet

>""""I have no filter on my mouth and in brutally honest""""
>2016 and not the south
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>>26960106
>I can hear florescent lights, monitors, and frequencies that everyone hears but just tunes out
does it really bother you when people just turn off cable boxes or whatever and the TVs still whine? that shit pisses me off so much
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>>26960106
>I have had interactions of a sexual nature with multiple women and one man.
Fuck off normalslut
>>>/soc/ is where you belong
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>>26960113
Kill yourself niggerloving sIut nobody cares
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>>26960106
>>26960138

Oh god I thought it was just me

My charger from my old phone made a high pitched noise that nobody else could hear, and even if the TV is on mute I can hear the pitch noise it makes
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>>26960182
my grandma always leaves her TV on while shutting the cable off and whenever I'm there I have to turn it off, then turn it on before I leave or else she thinks it's broke and calls me to come fix it.

but yeah, crappy chargers and shitty TVs are the worst. thankfully it's gotten better with age and I've lost hearing, but I'm still on par with like a 14-15 year old apparently.
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>>26960182
>DUDE ME TOO XD
>WE'RE LIKE TOTALLY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES TOGETHER
Just fuck off
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>>26960138
Are you talking about the old CRT tvs? The leds don't bother me as much, but I used to become visibly angry when people would turn the crts on and off. I really, really hate it.

I haven't really been around people who just haphazardly turn off their cable box so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
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>>26960252
>I'm a slut
Common theme in the thread
>>>/soc/
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>>26960182
yoooo
or when people don't mix their youtube videos correctly and it's all wrong
or when you go to Christmas dinner and the sound system hasn't been set up properly and you have to be polite and not go over there and unfuck this madness

How do these people live with themselves?
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>>26960231
it's generally old CRTs, but really cheap/shittly made LEDs can do it too. I think it's the power convertor or something.

the turning off the cable box to turn off the TV is a leftover from an older time when the cable box was a throughput for power, the TVs would get plugged into the box so you only needed the cable remote to turn everything on and off. some people (most older ones now I guess) still only turn off the cable box and leave the TV on, since the screen is black they don't care.

funnily enough lower-pitched repetitive noises don't bother me much at all.
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>>26960271
>>26960231
Both of you fuck off to >>>/anywherebuthere/
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i am 5'4 18 year old neet girl who plays video games and watches movies all day. i have two dogs. i like to sew. i have an older sister and i love both of my parents very much.

i have only ever had one boyfriend and we didnt do much more than kissing and that was over a year ago.
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This is what you ask in order to "talk" to women
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>>26960306
>>>/cgl/
Your home board
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>>26960269
this guy knows what's up, agreed 100%
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>>26959872
your a filthy fucking slut i want you to know that, i'm guessing your into filthy scat porn too aren't you ya cumslut
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Since you said unnecessary detail, I'm going to write you a novel. I'm 19, but not for long since my birthday is tomorrow. I'll be working all day though, so I don't have any plans. I probably won't see any of my (few) friends and will spend the night playing Happy Home Designer on my 3ds. I'm a sophomore in uni, and my major is anthropology. I want to be an archaeologist because it'd be super cool to travel around and get to hike and work outside. I want to discover something. Primatology interests me too, but I don't think I'll do anything with it career-wise. Maybe I'll be a history teacher. I've had anxiety since age 8, and I struggle with bulimia.

Since you want sexual history, I guess I'm what you'd call a cyborg since I have a boyfriend and am not a virgin. Including him, I've slept with 4 guys. I lost my virginity to a guy that I dated for 2 years. We broke up because he constantly lied to me and was generally mean to me most of the time. The next was the only one night stand I've ever had. I was very drunk. He was a German wrestler who grilled me a cheeseburger. I remember him carrying me up the stairs, throwing me on the bed, and locking the door. After that, I kept having sex with someone I didn't even like as a form of self harm. Luckily I came to my senses and ended that relationship. Now I've been with my boyfriend for over a year. I'd never be happy as a housewife, but I love him and I love taking care of him and cooking/cleaning his apartment when I can. We play video games and watch scary movies together and he's actually nice to me. I hate sleeping without him, so I'm really excited to move in with him this fall.
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>25 HHKV with diagnosed autism
>homeschooled since 11
>undereat and never menstruated
>never worn make-up or shaved legs
>dad buys all my tomboy clothes for me

>>26960106

I used to get that when I was younger and I found wearing earbuds or just headphones helped, think it was mostly stress induced
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>>26960412
>never worn make-up or shaved legs
be my gf
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>>26960427
I think the never menstruated part is hotter desu, no risk
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>>26960402
>I guess I'm what you'd call a cyborg
No you're a fucking normie and a nasty slut like everyone else ITT
>>>/fuckoff/
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>>26960402
I FUCKING DESPISE YOU, I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE YOU, I WANT YOU TOO KNOW THAT YOU REPUGNANT SEMEN SLURPING SLUT.

I BET YOU LOVE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS THEN HAVE HIM PULL OUT HIS FECES COVERED COCK AND SHOVING IT IN YOUR SMELLY PUSSY. YOU THEN PROBABLY DO SOME NASTY SEMEN SLURPING SHIT BECAUSE YOUR A FILTHY FUCKING WHORE LIKE MOST WOMEN
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>>26960109
I'd consider collecting you as a friend.

I'll feed you pickles, and keep you on a leash alongside a husky desu
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>>26960437
>I think the never menstruated part is hotter desu
Alright
I have a thing for hairy women myself, with the exception of facial hair
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>>26960044
>>26960015
guess she didn't want to be friends
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>>26960437
There is always the first time. I spoke to an ex anorexic once who got prego then forced her self to eat so it wouldn't die.
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im 19, skinny and pale, good at cooking and coding, launching my own (2nd) business this summer and i held a hand last month
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>>26958566
I was born in Yugoslavia in 1990, but moved to the US in 1992. I'm pale, short black hair, green eyes, 5'9 118;bs.

Still a virgin.
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>>26959459
Kek'd robofam
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>>26960659
What kind of t*rkspawn are you
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>>26960687
>Pale
How many pale Turks do you know?
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>>26960659
>black hair
>green eyes
>pale

just like my mom, can we fuck?
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>>26960709
These are the Ottomans
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>>26960659
Pls be in the midwest

MIDWEST
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>>26960726
Holy shit that's Freudian.... Also, no. We won't.
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>>26960771
freud was disproven, there's nothing wrong with oedipal complexes
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>>26960771
Answer me >>26960687
T*rk
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>>26959764
American bra system a shit.

Tfw my last gf was a 12D and couldn't wear normal clothes because she was so tiny.

12 converts to 34 in your system, if you think 34 is normal you must be surrounded by 4 foot <30kg women
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>>26960752
If those are Turks, Romanians are nice and charming people.
>>26960760
I live in Seattle.
>>26960786
I don't think he said it was wrong.
>>26960791
What do you mean what kind? The NEET robot kind I guess.
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unnecessary detail huh

I was born in the year or the Chinese Zodiac's 90's kid, 1995.
I weigh 119 pounds and I'm 5'1"
My tits are about the size of those Halo brand mini tangerines.
The ass is fat.
My hair gets stuck in my asscrack sometimes because it's extremely long. Liek the kind of long you see and think, "Oh it's one of those cult gals, I'm surprised they let her off the farm in goth clothes."
Because I wear goth clothes. Or at least I only wear black anyway.
I'm sad inside and I've been sad inside as long as I can remember. There's no reason for it.
There's many reasons for it, but some of them are just unstoppable forces or nature and some I've brought on myself, and either way, I won't fix any of them.
I think about death a lot and I wish I was dead a lot.
I've never attempted suicide.
I have a lot of trouble getting a long with other people, and I can't understand why, so whatever unappealing behaviors I'm displaying, I keep repeating, so the issue is unresolved.
I've stopped talking to people to try to keep from embarrassing myself.
I have alienated everyone who has ever interacted with me, including my mother, whose garage I live in.
I'm a lunch lady, I work in a middle school for four hours a day.
When I graduated middle school, I thought, "Thank god, this part of my life is over. I will never be bullied by middle schoolers again in my life. High schoolers sure, but not middle schoolers."
And I was fucking wrong.
I'm nearly 21 years old, and I spend five days per week getting made fun of by 12 year olds.
I'm not allowed to stop them or say anything because apparently that could hurt their self esteem.
All of my coworkers are at least 20 years older than me, so they treat me like a deadbeat idiot.
I think that my job may be contributing slightly to my constant state of sadness.
I have so little energy during the day that some times it feels like work just to stand.
When I go home, I lay down on the couch and watch Dr. Phil.

cont
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>>26960844
>I don't think he said it was wrong.
so what's the problem bb
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There isn't much to say. I'm a 5/10 plain as hell girl.

I lost my virginity to a guy with a huge dick and it hurt.
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>>26958684
>blonde, blue eyed, 6'3 guy

There's hope for me yet

I'm actually 6'4" but whatevs
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>>26960109
hey breezy
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>>26960844
>If those are Turks
That's the Ottoman dynasty that took your country
>What do you mean what kind?
What kind of yugoslavian t*rkspawn are you
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>>26960882
I didn't say it was wrong, I just pointed out that wanting to fuck someone that looks like your mom is kinda psychological.
>>26960687
BTW, I'm Croation, Serbs and Bosnians are the Turks.
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>>26960931
>BTW, I'm Croation
So you're actually a human
Okay then
T*rk
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>>26960931
I understand where it comes from, I just admit to it and accept it
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>>26960856

so ... are you a virgin? I really love long hair.
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>>26960856
I don't even care that you're not a virgin. God damn I'd have a lot of fun with you in bed at that size.
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>>26960856
Do you not go to college?

Get a better job and then maybe you should go to school.
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>started to describe myself
>too lazy
>no sexual history yet
>fujoshit
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>>26961038
>too lazy
be my gf
>no sexual history yet
be my gf
>fujoshit
be my gf to peg me
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>>26960909
More pics of the Ottomemes
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I was born in January 97 to a Korean mother and European father, both of my parents have always been fairly distant but it never bothered me. I have big brown eyes and have had long brown hair through my entire life though during my red flag phase I've dyed it unnatural colours. I'm very small in general but have a nice ass. Being a shy hikki means that I'm still a virgin and have no interest in losing it unless I find that one special person. That should be enough details because writing this is making my paranoia flare up
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>>26961083
I know you is what I thought until I reread and you said one of your parents was white
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I'm an autistic NEET, that's all you need to know.
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>>26958566
i was born in 81 no sex the end/thread i want to die
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>>26960109
>hates small dogs
>likes big dogs
Goddamn basic bitch Stacey.
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>>26960885
you fucking little cumslut, i bet you swallowed every last drop of his semen didn't you? you don't deserve an attractive male counterpart
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>>26960856

My dad left my mom when I was 4, and even before that, he wasn't around.
It's never been a point of bitterness for me because I never grew up thinking he was supposed to be around, so I don't feel cheated or abandoned or whatever it is that people who feel bad about their dads leaving feel.
I do think though that kids somehow know that it's good to have a father figure.
I started watching Dr. Phil the year it went on air, I believe I was seven.
I've watched it every day since then.
I feel upset when it gets canceled by a sports game or breaking news.
Despite Dr. Phil's advise, I have no goals for my life.
I dread work and I wish I was dead, but I don't think that any other job would make me happier.
I will likely remain a lunch lady until I can retire, and then I will never work again.
I do have dreams, though.
I want to collect a first edition of every WoTC Pokemon card.
I will never be able to, but that's why it's a dream.
I think it's okay to dream.
I think about having a boyfriend who likes me as a person, who gets along well with me, and likes things that I like, but I don't think that's possible.
I'm very irritable, and like I said before, something about me is inherently unappealing.
It probably is possible, but my fear of being laughed at coupled with my avoidant nature will probably keep me from ever finding out.
I don't go to college, so I will never be forced to interact with people my age.
I dropped out of college because my peers made me feel inadequate, stupid and socially retarded.
Realizing how out of touch I am with other people devastated me.
I couldn't keep going.
I've slept with two boys.
When I was 17, I had an internet boyfriend, and I liked him a lot.
We didn't talk much, and he didn't require much from me.
I didn't realize that at the time, I just knew that "being with" him was much nicer than being around people normally was.
After internet dating for a year and a half, we met irl, and we slept together.
It was alright.

cont
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>>26961083
at least you openly acknowledge dying your hair unnatural colors as a red flag phase

there is hope for you yet
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>>26959587
She's fat if it is a she
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>>26961083
>97

Holy fuck
People in 97 can be 19 right now

JESUS CHRIST
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>>26961176
>who likes me as a person

your bf will only every want you for your cunt and ass, that's human nature you little slut
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>>26961218
my desire to commit suicide increases with every passing year.
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>>26961083
That's genuinely cute.

It's a shame it isn't real.
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>>26961322
Hope the Serb kills you
Nasty fucking dyke
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>>26961176

We broke up mutually another year and a half later.
He said I was unbelievably callous and could never imaging me raising children.
I agreed with him.
I was tired of him at that point anyway because he had started hitting me, but I didn't bring it up.
A year later, I reconnected with a boy I had known in high school who had been almost friends with me.
He was callous, untrusting, and emotionally bankrupt.
Just like me.
We got along well.
In the time I have known him, he has dropped me as a friend seven times.
Each time it happens, it's at a point when I think that I cannot possibly feel worse.
He has a supernatural sense of timing.
As per usual, when we reconnected in April last year, he said this time would be different.
I knew it wouldn't be, but I don't care.
Nothing can possibly make me feel worse.
Maybe this can make me feel worse, and maybe that will be enough to push me over the edge, and make me brave enough to kill myself.
It doesn't matter, I was glad to have a friend.
We slept together fairly frequently.
It was very nice.
He told me we had to stop because he was ready to get a girlfriend.
He said I know too much about him, and that he could never trust me not to use what I know to hurt him.
I didn't believe him.
But I also didn't care.
It doesn't matter.
None of this matters.
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>>26961358
I hope she does too.
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>>26961359
>He said I know too much about him, and that he could never trust me not to use what I know to hurt him.

Are you the kind of person to blackmail him? You can be honest, he'll never know.
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>>26961176
you sound sort of off
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>>26960961
Sorry senpai. Thank you though.

>>26960984
Oh
Th-Thanks senpai

>>26961013
I don't have the mental or emotional capacity to deal with either of those situations.
You are right though, that would most likely be the best thing I could do for myself.

>>26961221
Like I said, I don't believe that it will ever happen, but I do think it's okay to dream.

>>26961398
I am.
I frequently got into his Facebook account to see what he said in his messages.
I think it's good to know what you're actually dealing with, rather than what facade a person wants you to believe your dealing with.
I never mentioned what I found.
He never knew to what extent I spied on him, but he had a decent idea.
He was also aware that int the far past, I have had things done to people for wronging me.
Here again, he did not know what exactly I had done, but he knew it was bad.
I believe that he became afraid that if he expressed interest in another girl, I would have him or her hurt or murdered.
I am not mad at him for fearing that, and he was not wrong to be afraid of that.
I can't decide if I still care.
I go back and forth between wanting to kill him, and not thinking about him at all.
Mostly, I don't think about him at all.
I don't have the energy anymore to care about him or anything else.
At this point, nothing matters to me.

>>26961416
Sometimes I think that a little too.
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>>26961571
You aren't a robot
Fuck of normie whore
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>>26961571
Can you get into therapy or see a doctor or something?

>>26961645
>hacks normiebook to stalk people
>had someone murdered or something
>over all doesn't have mental strength to murder someone despite clearly wanting to

Yeah she sounds fine
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>>26961693
>has had relationships
She can fuck off
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