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slow saturday edition
First for waifus, post em
Waifu time lads.
Never make long term plans, they never work out
>>26954662
>>26954668
hahaha lads, don't fight for it, Jun is a greedy girl after all.
>https://youtu.be/4Vr4rh4Lv34
https://youtu.be/z5l6Y8N91W8
wew waifu's
>>26954687
Jun looks like she needs a fat cock to satisfy her, feels bad she could never be my waifu
>>26954668
waifu desu is desu posted
+44 7469 ******
Don't phone me silly boys
>>26954710
well that is why she is MY waifu after all.
Ordered a new CPU today.
Since I'm switching from AMD (FX6350) to Intel (i7 6700K), that also meant ordering a new Motherboard.
Since my current motherboard is super old, that meant ordering some new RAM.
It all arrives this tuesday/wednesday.
Never built my own computer before, quite scared desu.
Probably gonna have to backup some of my shit just in case.
>>26954662
>>26954668
>>26954687
>>26954695
>>26954710
>>26954717
>>26954740
Is this waifu shit a meme, like I watch anime but this is pretty autistic
>>26954668
I keep meaning to go back and finish Persona 4.
I just got to the part where you save Rise. 40 hours in. That's all I really know/remember.
>>26954740
lets see that thick meat boi
Can you recall your darkest moment up until now? If you feel so inclined, please share it.
>>26954662
>>26954668
Waifu has been posted~
Pretty comfy right now and re-watching her source material. Cannot wait to fall in love with her all over again~
>>26954831
LETS SEE THAT COMFY BOIPUSSY
>>26954784
Kind of, waifuposting was never a issue until gay/bi posters grouped up and started using them as personal avatars in every thread.
Shame really, I loved intermittently posting mine but had to stop, didn't want to be part of the new generation of cancer. It'll pass though.
>>26954668
>>26954662
Going to bed, but Ill grace /britfeel/ with a picture of muh waifu anyways
>>26954784
where do you think you are, chum
Autism is our forte
>>26954915
Yeah, I know but like this is like MLP tier
>>26954662
>>26954668
>>26954687
>>26954695
>>26954717
>>26954717
>>26954740
>>26954831
lmaoing @ ur lyf m9s
Alright lads, I'm going to call it a day.
How can I motivate myself when I wake up?
>>26954962
Some of us just can't enjoy 3d, I know how silly it is.
>>26955002
Choose one simple thing you need to do tomorrow and write it down, stick it to your bedroom door and then do it tomorrow
Did you brit pakis attend Greggs today for the annual Gravy/ring and 8 year old girl combo?
http://www.itv.com/news/2016-03-04/girl-8-sexually-assaulted-in-greggs-bakery/
>>26954884
I respect (you).
Never watched a minute of anime in my life personally but i appreciate you respect this place and do not go with the trend like a fucking REEEEEEE.
>>26954607
>>26954607
went to a club yesterday with people from work. fell in love with a colleague
life is pain
>>26955289
Did you at least cuddle her bro?
>>26954911
>bed
no you are not lol
I went into town for a card for mum today. Literally everyone is much taller and/or attractive than me. There were huge hoards of these early teen guys taller and more masculinely developed than me even though I am a lot older. I caught a view of myself in a window and I barely look human.
I feel so down right now
>>26954827
I moved to London (from fife) for work at 22 and my best friend died that weekend. That was dark for me but not what your looking for i think
>>26955506
Our lot is to walk a different path to them, brother, and one which is less bound by their social rules. We will always be outcasts, but if we embrace that role we become freer than they will ever comprehend.
>>26955506
dw about that shit man, the way I see things is everyones a pleb
>>26954662
>>26954668
waifus so nice, you requested them twice
Poleaboo completed todays cut
Bit of a sissy cut since he's in a good mood due to Man City winning (still stressed at the prospect of Leicester winning the league)
Cut thumb on blade
>>26955506
it's just genetic lottery, don't worry about it anon
only consider what you can fix
>>26955658
It's easy to say stuff like that, but harder to do senpai
>>26955576
Well I'm a goblin looking pleb trash and these are happy shiny looking plebs.
>>26955658
>don't worry about loosing from the start and being a disgusting piece of shit
idk anon. hopefully if I keep drinking I'll forget
>>26955651
I hope Leicester win the league.
Hopefully this paki cunt will kill himself then.
>wake up a few hours ago
>it's still fucking disgusting everywhere
I hate living in the UK seriously.
![header[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/klybr7I.jpg "header[1].jpg")
> Best comfy game 2k16
I only bought this game last night and i've already played 16 hours. Building a farm and fishing while listening to podcasts is just so relaxing.
What's everyone else been playing?
>said I was going to sleep
>didn't
>>26955798
WoW and D&D when not with the steam lads.
>>26954662
>>26954668
Got quite drunk tonight desu
>>26955798
I play CS religiously and take it very seriously starting to get unhealthy, I've been trying to play different games, completed DS1 and nearly completed DS2. Downloading Final Fantasy XIII right now. 50 fucking gb
Is stardew good?
Wish I was good at playing games on PC, lads
Like knowing what keys to press and doing it really fast
>>26955857
Stardew is insanely good, but I recommend you have something to listen to while you do it.
>>26955798
My gaming pc broke last year so it's just poker on my shitty laptop now.
I had thought quitting proper gaming would sort my life out and i'd start using my time wisely, but the time void just keeps getting replaced with something equally worthless instead of constructive. No escape from bad habits.
>>26955939
yeeeeee nigga I listen to music all the time so we're gucci
>>26955955
Yeah my shit heap laptop can't play anything and my ps3 shit itself. I still do basically nothing with my free time
woooeeeeeeoooooh
what do i even live for
>>26955854
When are you coming home, lad?
made a new pepe guys, what do you think
watermarked because #rare
>>26955854
Post your boipussy while you still can lad
>>26956322
based on this for the record
but i made it into a real pepe
so maybe its not really original but fuck off
>>26955911
I know that feel lad. I have to use a controller for 90% of pc games.
Any north lincs anons? Specifically Scunthorpe?
going for a beer tomorrow afternoon, I'm buying. Need something to kill the taste this town leaves in your mouth
>>26956485
I'm just across the humber, mate
>>26956341
>>26956322
lips are too big
>>26956485
Wish I didn't have autism so I can meet people desu
>>26956552
Hull? or one of the villages?
I'm working until 6 in this bullshit office and tomorrow is my day off a week.
>>26956586
Just make sure alcohol is involved, not too much, but enough to loosen you up.
If you're nearby then the beer is on me.
>>26956301
Tomorrow
>>26956338
No that's lewd
london. lisluc22 on skype
>>26956659
>>>/soc/
content
>>26954662
>>26954668
Late night waifu post desu
Don't know what to do between now and bedtime
inb4 clover
what's you most used phone apps lads
Lads do you think we post our waifus a bit too much?
Just a thought
>>26956750
What if you don't use a phone?
>>26956613
Yeah I'm in hull, getting down to Scarborough would be a bitch though
>>26956792
your exempt from having to answer
>>26956842
Scunthorpe*
But yeah i know, it's a pain in the arse.
Maybe some anon with fuck all to do tomorrow will let me buy them a few beers
>>26956893
>>>26956842 (You)
>Scunthorpe*
how embarrassing
Sorry anon
Very comfy evening in the steam chat lads, ended with a synchronised wank session that finished a tad too early desu.
>>26956952
What's the group
>>26956928
Don't worry about it, town is pretty forgettable.
I was going to try in /soc/ but it's /soc/
so ill save myself the trouble of fighting of people wanting dick pics, or sending them.
>>26956792
Then your an edgelord hipster stuck in 2005.
https://youtu.be/nMh5HO5pI5A
remember that plane that went missing? are the still looking for it
>tfw turned 40 today
it's all orgre isn't it lads?
>no matter what you do you always end up back in /britfeel/
>>26957209
You wish, you're probably not even half way there.
Happy Birthday anon!
>>26957209
Happy birthday, I hope to never become you
>>26957209
Happy birthday mucker.
>>26957209
Its not ogre until you say its ogre
>>26957239
I can see it now, normies will make us immortal but make us stay beta.
The blood of the just will commit a fault at London,
Burnt through lightning of twenty threes the six:
The ancient lady will fall from her high place,
Several of the same sect will be killed.
So lads, Nostradamus says the Queen is dying on March 20th 2016.
Could be any year with a 6 but fuck lads it's totally gonna happen.
>>26954827
The evening I learnt that my mum had died. It was a very surreal moment that did not feel like reality and I'm not sure it really hit me (I still don't know if it's actually hit me even now over a decade later)
Another moment is the next day. Sitting on the swings on my own in a park with a grey sky overhead with a little bit of wind present. Thinking about mum and thinking that I'm never gonna see her again. I didn't cry but I felt seriously felt like crap
>>26956846
who fried this image
have a slightly better kwality
>>26956952
What's the group called? I don't really know how to use steam.
>>26957222
Checked
And yes, it's true.
>>26957494
Just search for reddit UK steam group you will find it
My 18th today, no one apart from family said happy birthday
>>26957494
Do you fulfill the entry requirements?
>Teenager
>Weeb
>Poofter
>Have waifu
>>26957567
Happy birthday, ladmate
>>26957572
Literally no to all of them.
>>26957567
Happy birthday famalam.
>>26957576
>>26957622
Thanks for these guys
>>26957567
happy birthday anon
if you're anywhere near me ill buy you a birthday beer
>tfw not like the other homos
>>26957567
Happy birthday anon I sincerely hope this is your first day posting here otherwise you deserve a hell of a lot of retroactive underageb& posting bans
>>26957239
>>26957259
>>26957330
>>26957380
Thanks lads. Might watch john wick to celebrate.
>>26957567
Turned 18 a month ago
I just sat in my room on the internet drinking a cider
>>26957682
How so
>>26957567
>>26957209
Happy birthday lads.ORIGINAL
>>26957683
kek.
>Been on 4chan since I was 13
>Turn 20 in a few months
Was practically fucking raised here lads.
>>26957708
>How so
no waifu, not a weeb, not a slut/degenerate. no cuddle buddy etc.
Just a lonely homo
>>26957708
Fortunately I'm not full-robot and had a nice meal with my close family, but small things that have happened (and didn't happen) this week have ground me down mentally
>>26957759
There are a lot of guys like thatincluding myself
>You're so good with computers but I wish you would realise you're turning into one
Thanks mum
Got me wondering: are there many asexuals on here?
>>26957816
Fucking ice cold reality burn
>>26957748
Reported: OP deserves retroactive ban of 5 years
>>26957864
I'm attracted to women but i've stopped giving a shit about sex.
>>26957864
It doesn't count if you just can't get laid mate.
>>26957973
I've never masturbated thinking about sex or other people. I reckon it counts.
>>26958046
Alright then, what do you masturbate to? What have you got against shagging birds?
>>26958046
>>26958160
og c fama
>>26958224
To be fair that's some pretty hot tiling mate. Do you have any pictures of Ohio?
Never been to a pub before
What exactly does one ask for?
>>26958346
a fookin point of lager innit
>>26958346
A soda water and lime, don't forget to ask if the lime is fresh
>>26958406
Ask for a coke
When she asks if you want ice, wink creepily and say, "ice and a slice baby girl, if the slice is as fresh as dat ass"
It's code, she'll know what you mean
>>26958346
"A pint of your finest lager beer please landlord."
It's customary to keep your ID in your hand at all times and buy a round for the entire pub every 20 minutes.
why are my hands always so fucking cold
I've got skelly hands but the heating was on for hours and the windows are all closed
>>26958602
do you take any drugs (including normieshit like alcohol and caffeine)
>>26958602
Put them in your armpits mate. Or a fanny if you can.
>>26958346
You go in, walk right up to that bar and ask for "o-one strawberry daiquiri please.."
>>26958628
nope, not even any meds
I could put them on the rad for a minute and 10 minutes later they'd be ice again
>>26958713
maybe diet/genetics
are you some low metabolism fatass or do you eat fuckall?
>>26958760
do you count as fat if you feel your tits jiggle when you walk?
if so yes
>>26958813
but do you have low metabolism
like are you one of the fatasses who struggle to death trying to lose weight but remain fat even when they eat like 1000 calories a day
Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oheHiFbRi5Q
My mate asked me to be his best man. I've got to oganise a fucking stag do.
just woke up lads
who's gonna stay up with me?
>>26958837
nah, having fat hands would solve my problem though
my pinkie and index finger can fit around my wrist mane
>>26958866
alright, so how fucking much are you actually eating and what
>>26958841
is that fedora ironic?
fucking mountain man, I used to be "friends" with a lad like him in school
>>26958895
well if you're looking for a fucking list then
had a bowl of weetos this morning
3 packets of peppermint sugar-free chewingum until dinner
cooked a lovely stir-fry curry for dinner
3-5 more packets of chewing gum
a snack bar
a punnet of grapes
doesn't seem like much to me desu
>>26958948
so yes, you do eat fuckall. also stop eating so much chewing gum you fucking cancermanlet. >boohooo I'm manlet I'm manlet
EAT MORE FOOD YOU FUCKING LOSERMANLET.
>>26958982
I've been paranoid about shitbreath since secondary though m8, and they're sugarfree too
I'd hit up a pub with you lads, we can all awkwardly sit on a corner table together
>>26958948
I had similar problems like you bra. cold hands and shit. Then I TRIPLED my daily calory intake and now my hands are no longer cold. Also i go FAST AS FUCK NOW.
https://youtu.be/nmvY2cxcpww?t=85
>>26959005
you're a worthless manlet anyways. just take a chewing gum before going out (if you ever go out at all) or just brush your teeth instead
>>26959029
twice a day is enough for brushing your teeth, unless you're an autist who brushes his teeth after every meal
plus chewing gum gives you proper jaw aesthetics you no chin cunt
>>26959007
Postcode. Now.
>unsurprisingly not original
>>26959106
BA5
oc
>>26959005
you sound like my female cousin, are you a girl? Eating this much chewing gum will multiply your risk of getting cancer.
>cousin always had one of those scent trees in her car because it was an used car and she was le super paranoid about the smell of the car because it's from someone else blablabla
>she literally drove about 7000 fucking miles a month out of boredom
>thus she is exposed to the cancer-inducing scent of the tree thingy alot
>tell her it's not designed for that and cancer and blaaaaa
>she won't listen
>tell her well if she prefers rotting to death from cancer in a stinky hospital full of dead old people
>she actually gets cancer
>kills herself after a few days in hospital becase exactly what i described happened
>>26959085
>twice a day is enough for brushing your teeth, unless you're an autist who brushes his teeth after every meal
apperently it's not enough, which is why he consumes 8 packets of chewing gum a day because he can't be arsed to brush his teeth instead. either way he's a fucking subhuman. i mean i get it if you are addicted to drugs like heroin and maybe caffeine, but jesus christ chewing gum? because you are paranoid about having bad breath? that's like cutting your foreskin off because you are paranoid about not being clean enough for milady. or cutting your arms off so that you dont smell under them. you are vastly increasing your cancerrisk just so that your mouth doesnt smell as bad which no one except maybe your mum will smell anyways.
>>26959196
>cancer from chewing gum
>cancer from air fresheners
you're off your nut m8
ain't no females on /britfeel/ either minus the few delusional trannies and nu males
>>26959286
Kek, keep clownposting
>>26958841
looks like it was made using game maker.exe
fuckin hell lads, there hasnt been a thread up for at least a day lads, fuck lads, fuck
>>26959286
>he is so paranoid about his breath that he consumes 8 packs of chewing gum a day
>calls others nuts
>>26959317
this
Sitting here reading about some math, feeling pretty positive about becoming a better programmer guys.
3 am optimism, I don't want it to go away.
>>26958841
SHOULD I GET FINAL FANTASY 13
I THINK THE CHARACTERS LOOK GOOD
>>26959356
>>26959317
enjoy the shitbreath, you mightn't smell it but others do and judge you by it
>>26959418
whatever. i still fuck bitches and get money. enjoy your delusion.
>>26959418
I'm not eating junk like you so brushing my teeth twice a day is enough.
Finally got prophets bane
Feels mediocre tbf
>>26958851
Go to Bulgaria
Sunny Beach is nice,
Insanely cheap for a holiday. I'm going this September and it is 500 for a week all inclusive in a 5* hotel including flights and transfers. nice and sunny, plenty of bars and clubs, eating and drinking out is dirt cheap.
we went out for a meal and drinks ,about 8 of us and only spent about 50 quid, and they gave us free champagne since we "spent so much"
Plus the women there love the English since we have money
>and if that is your thing, the working girls are amazingly beautiful and really cheap
>>26959007
We can play rugby rules drinking, its a normie game, but once you get a bit pissed it can be fun
>>26958865
I'm working until 6
I'll be here on and off until then
>>26959411
no don't be a cuck, jesus christ
>>26959512
ex GF is bulagarian. Her whole family is ex USSR and shit, so they're super intense. Can never go back to bulgaria now. Feels bad, man.
>>26959761
That... actually sounds pretty scary. Sucks that you can't enjoy it, Bulgaria is awesome. Only place I've been that is easier to get laid is the US
