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aggressive lone wolf road rage normie beater edition
So lads, what did you get mummy for Mothering Sunday?
Good morning good lads.
>>26964250
A little respect
>>26964250
A candle and a plant.
I've never beaten up a normie, but sometimes I just can't myself but feel a stromg urge to do so.
Especially when they are doing stupid shit like talking and blocking your way in the aisle.
Or when you are about to go on a train and everybody is fucking pushing and trying to be the first.
Seriously what is their problem are they afraid that the train will move without them?
Sometimes I wish to push one of those fuckers right infront of the rails.
And don't start me on online dating the normies here a even worse than the ones in real life, they pretend not to be normies, no they show off themselfes as educated and enlightened, quirky and funny.
Sometimes I really wish I could punch them through the internet.
Sorry lads, I guess I just needed to vent.
>>26964401
just twat em lad. i had 2 road rage incidents this week and won both by scaring the 'alpha' normies to submission. i will probably go to jail for going too far one day; i keep a pair of steel manhole keys in the car, a knife also.
>>26964250
she died 7 years ago
Its good to fire freely from an orifice every now and again.
With another stage and an audience to loose I keep my mouth shut and my arse sat, because to try is to fail.
To fail is the opportunity to learn, to try with the lads and fail is to share lessons learnt.
There is a big black cloud over my town but no duckling to be found, I wish this wool was white.
Safely say reach the beach to be a black sheep and fleece fear for flight or light will starve the rugby goal.
These pixels work together so collie me a coward and let the legion crowed, its time to imagine us shoulder to shoulder but still worlds apart.
Seriously what is their problem are they afraid that the tar brush won't paint? The eraser won't shrink? Can I have a moment to make you think?
>>26964909
Morning Bonsai hope you are well today mate
>>26964250
Absolutely nothing because she thinks it's a load of shit. I'm taking her, my Dad and my little sister out for a meal in the week though.
Lets hang together from the tree's that see saw and felt like more than one button was missed.
Lets move together to just sit down bait and butterfly blade to knife the cuts of a mad dead fish.
https://youtu.be/DaVA6sgOpws
>Thinking of getting flowers for mum from the florist
>Remember that the florist closed down like, 10 years ago and is now a sandwich shop
Oh well, I can show my love without material gifts.
>>26964553
My old man keeps a metal bar called "Mr Shiny" under his driving seat. There's a bigger bar he keeps at work called "Mr Rusty."
>>26965117
Taking it one day at a time mate, the cape of madness seems to dissolve in the fog of pollution that hurts my mind outside the swarming overlapping circles of cute locked letters combined to manufacture words.
>>26965148
Take her to a fond memory you both share and let her know you carry it together
I'm shouting at my TV already. Fuck off Liz Kendall you vile shrew.
>>26965323
Big Questions is always good for some rage.
The portal of March has shaken into the blind set of four sevens again, the lamb still leaps and the crow swiftly pulls to land on a ledger.
Make it today and tomorrow or whenever. Angle amber, beat boredom and save smoke in a glass lung, see your settled spectacle then apply it to your mum
Does anyone else love the feeling of pushing their bruises? I am really craving it but don't have any bruises at the moment. Really want a bruised shin.
The best one I ever had
>in school
>mate tries to bounce a tennis ball undernath my legs
>he is cricket player so proper hard thrower
>it pops up and hits me right on the side of my shin
>like on the thin part of the bone right on the edge
>was immensely painful immidiately
>left a bruise there
>was a really tiny bruise my incredibly painful to touch
>took about 3 months to heal
>would push down on it
>was so painful I never even managed to push down all the way but would gradually push harder and harder to see how much it would hurt
I'm not like an emo or a cutter or anything i just love the sensation you get when you put pressure on a bruise. Must be something to do with endorphins or something. Anyone else know this feel?
>>26965352
I'm getting pissed off with this crippled German now.
>even if you vote to leave the EU you're still going to have to pay contributions and accept the free movement of people to trade with us
>>26965352
And what's really good about it is that because it's on the BBC it has to have a wide selection of dickheads, so everyone's got something to be annoyed about.
>>26965148
Buy her a sandwich instead. Sandwiches are nicer than flowers anyway.
>>26965602
I know this feel, is it the control we have over feel pain and stop as we push that but to our brain which is other wise missing.
Money. What a wonderful thing. It drives the rich and forces the poor to sign on but not before waiting in line. Now they show shows to sing our way to freedom - like snow on the hills it's relapse for me; relapse for you. Everyone relapse some Anon's need two. Defiantly maybe perhaps I'd be free forever if I didn't relapse. Better instead to look straight ahead, stick to my goals and avoid that mirror of marching lines because that mirror is a hole, a hole I can cover today. Waiting, walking along, every step waiting to fall through.
>>26965664
>its easier to throw our imagined weight around at the dance rather than be the guy that texts from over the river and the other country's crowd around a phone get together to respond to the outsider, "oh fuck we need to deal with Britain again" Is it just me or are they bonding while we try and sail away
>>26965931
They're not bonding they're falling apart. I'd much rather it were amicable rather than all this shit flinging.
>had an infected, foul smelling tonsil since october
>bleeding, swollen, causing me massive amounts of pain
>gp's say the NHS won't remove a tonsil unless there are 7 noted infections a year
>doubt my claims its that bad, told that its just stress
>mine has been constantly infected for months
>"well... we can schedule you to see a specialist.... in 3 months time, but they aren't going to remove your tonsil"
>what the fuck am i meant to do
>"how about we take a blood test, next month?"
>come home, scream into my pillow
>someone just said "it's current year" on The Big Questions
>oh golden lion where do I belong forever
>its not on the pages where words burn
>oh unicorn can we ride together
>social chameleon show me learn
>like its a new colour, would you
>have the beasts fight to separate
>soldier and commander through
>better beer batter can wait
>>26966091
Is that dog a guide dog or did it just wonder in?
>>26966090
>seeing your GP
>on a Sunday
Alright lad, maybe you should take better care of your dental hygiene in the first place
>>26966122
It's a muh feels animal rights episode so they need to have a cute fluffy dog to pull on your heart strings.
>>26966136
This happened a week ago you twat
>>26964909
Nice picture faggot
>>26966140
Or not, given what the owner just said, you stupid reactionary twat.
PETA are knobs but wild animals really shouldn't be used for entertainment.
Got my mum a bunch of flowers, booked us a lunch and bought her an ipad and she still moans at me and criticises everything I do. What's the fucking point.
>>26964553
Let's be serious you wouldn't stab or attack anyone with a deadly weapon, so why keep them on you?
>>26964401
Learn some boxing/MMA and then if you feel the need to be a total fucking child and fight people you'll be able to inflict some damage.
>>26966186
I agree that animals shouldn't be mistreated however that dog is a perfect example of how you can use an animal for entertainment. These foolish women are pushing this idea that all performing animals are beaten and abused which is simply not the case.
>>26966196
Smash her face in with the iPad. Who the fuck has a bitch over stuff when you spend that kind of money on them.
It's an angry morning in /britfeel/
>awake at 1030 on a Sunday
I'm never up this early, what am I supposed to do? What happens?
Should we war the third war at sea exclusively on or over to save the economy, drowning in the pleated happy face of media shot to shout oceans of pain but make it the last bottom feeders.
Do you want some? well do ya? One mind is at the races to be in this public establishment on a Sunday just to silently sip and think, there are hoofs in this pyramid of ours! His lost mind raises above a face between the pool table and the jukebox to open a tap and splash some lace. Surrounded by a blank black tailor that has no place in a rainbow to rock a level chair, scissor some thing short and put pen to paper to carve some flexuous lines not locked like the characters on this black button filled box.
>>26966447
cool scorpion pizza bro
>>26966459
Go downstairs give your present and card to your mother, make some forced interaction and then retreat to the disgusting ave that you call your bedroom for the rest of the day
my piss bottles are really pilling up
all different shades of piss colour too
should probably empty them, it's disturbing when they're see through.
>>26966511
Kek literally just got done doing this. You know this board too well, friendo.
>>26966530
When will you next get an opportunity to empty them?
>>26964250
fuck all
she's not abusive but she's pretty open about her contempt for me as a failure, so i will reciprocate in kind.
>>26966549
in the dead of the night out of my window when all the normies are fast asleep
i could just empty them all in the toilet but the smell is absolutely revolting
wanna see 'em?
>>26966593
>wanna see 'em?
Yea sure
That is a good way to get rid of them I suppose, I'd be too panicked about being caught though. I normally just do it down the toilet. I do it on a regular basis though so the smell doesn't get too rancid and the volume isn't too large.
>>26966593
yeah let's see lad. ogogo
What is your plan to get rich lads?
>tfw money is literally all i care about
>>26966619
>>26966647
some other lad commented on the shade of piss looking quite healthy before, wonder if he's about
i literally only drink 90% water probably 2% milk and 8% beer and nothing else at all
>>26966655
Write a couple of rap songs, find a black patsy to rap them, and rake in the dough.
The first one will be called "How I be" and the goyim will love it because it's about being true to yourself and ignoring those with voices of dissent, or 'haters'. Stupid people fucking LOVE those kinds of songs.
>>26966677
Wow very professional. Never thought to use a wine bottle before. Bet that makes aiming much easier.
>>26966677
You were cutting it a bit close when you filled up the third from the right.
Excellent digits btw
>>26966655
>follow the path of god
>help everyone in need, devote life to making others lives better and challenging evil
>die, most preferably doing something noble dying as a martyr
>go to heaven. If purgatory wait for some years then go to heaven
>be happy for eternity in heaven
>>26966655
>tfw money is literally all i care about
I know this feel mate. I hate myself for being born poor. All I want is to be rich.
Who here at /uni/? Which one and what course?
>>26966677
I dare you to leave them where the homeless gather.
They'll think it's Lambrini.
>>26966677
You empty them out the window in one go?
>>26966746
I'm not a Eugene Thunderbrain so no I am not at uni.
I need to drop my mums present off. I bought her some 70 quid perfume she's always banging on about. I don't think she's expecting a present at all so I'm expecting a huge number of "best child" points for it.
>>26966677
yeah apart from the one on the left, that's a pretty nice shade, congrats mate
>>26966737
Do you think you will ever be rich lad?
>>26966787
none of us will ever be rich, just accept that.
The world is fucked, mum. The golden bubbles tell me so; the golden bubbles let me go. Lowering his head to balance a corner this mat that homes a pint.
Our world is ok though son. It disgusts me, the whole world, its as square as the pool table https://youtu.be/70345V2e0Pc and i can never let it go because i know it comes around
>>26966766
i dont have 7 hands so no.
1 at a time
>>26966786
cheers mate
>>26966787
No, I was born too poor to ever be rich.
>>26966798
Bullshit. I will do anything to become wealthy - break the law if necessary. I love Italian supercars too much, plus I need a holiday home in S. France, one in Spain and an early retirement. You get one life that shouldn't be wasted wagecucking for 60 years, and due to that fact, the 'threat' of incarceration is worth the risk.
>>26966893
Yeah fair enough, going outside the system is the only way for people like us to make it. Don't let your dreams just be memes lad, go out and rob a bank or something.
It's not an official thread until you have all posted your waifus
If you have a mom that you can spend mothers day with right now, then you're a normie and need to GET OUT NOW!
>>26966925
r8 muh wiffew
>>26966933
>mom
Fuck off.
>>26966933
>mom
FOY
1
>>26966933
>mom
foy
This comment is an original comment.
>>26966941
>>26966947
>>26966958
You cucks are too easy to bait, its not even funny
Got a week off before I start my new job, and this reminds me why I need one. All I've spent the first 3 days doing is masterbating, getting drunk and playing minecraft.
Also, does anyone know what's been going with the captchas the last few days? Its making posting a chore.
>>26966974
Thanks for the (You)
Original kommento
I feel that and I'm high as balls on meth.
>>26967016
Anytime friend, have another
>>26966925
Perilously close to running out of scenes to make screencaptures from.
>>26967047
I'd give her a good dicking tbqh lad
>>26966925
>flicking through waifu pic collection
>notice cute fang switches sides mid spin
I don't know what to believe any more lads
>>26967066
I don't think she would like that.
>>26967044
can i have one?
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>>26967071
Can I fuck your waifu lad?
>>26967100
Sure, don't spend it all at once
>>26967071
maybe she has a fang on each side
>>26967130
Then why is only one ever visible at once? Is she some sort of quantum vampire?
>>26963511
started lifting this week lads, the real struggle will be drinking less beer cos I know that'll fuck up muh gains
>>26967209
Enjoy picking the heavy thing up and putting it down again anon, I hope you can get really good at it.
>>26967274
Thank you based robofriend, I just wanna be able to beat my gymrat little brother in an arm wrestle
>>26967209
Limit it to once a week
Ain't that bad, if you're worried about calories switch to spirits
>>26966733
One day at a time is dawn to dusk to even contemplate the after here.
I understand why bait hate spews from a few or i really do believe i understand when bait hate spews but that's not on the wind, in the earth or evenly oddly wisps the fire from smoke to choose a direction because the difference between talking to a bunch of anon's or taking at the seated few fall's short lugs like bat ears used as eyes. Elevate an eyebrow, say things that won't be heard but where did all the trap threads go? A certain smile that never really evolved.
They chuckled as bonsai burst through the swinging double doors, but not to gain attention just hold it because I can and do stress the hinges. We have the floor now, we have the top floor to discuss the glass ceiling and how we war with words to be changed. The worlds fucked some cuck declares as he dips his long cut pinky into a pint to duck but not dive murdering over seventy percent of any room commands a second to smile and we might call it doubling up.
Mother's Day is just one big charade to me; I can't physically bring myself to be grateful to one of the two people who made a selfish decision to bring me into this world. Sure, she's done a lot to "set me up" for life, but how can I really be thankful that I've been kept alive till now just so that I can work my bollocks off for Mr Shekelstein for 50ish years until I'm physically and mentally no longer able to and have to go to a shitty NHS hospital to wait to die? I just think that people shouldn't be allowed to have kids unless they're definitely not going to grow up to be horrible, depressed pieces of shit.inb4 edge
>>26966925
Posting waifu
>>26967209
>giving up based beer for the lifting meme
Are you high?
Just ordered a Galaxy S7 edge, hope it'll be good. Every time I upgrade I quibble about whether or not to get an iPhone but I think the only reason to get one is because they're popular. Feature wise they're pretty shit.
>>26967209
>choosing a longer more miserable life over a shorter life where you eat and drink the things you want
Enjoy being the last member of your peers and family to die, lifecuck
Need to get a new computer monitor lads, currently using an old DVD tele screen right now.
>>26967369
I wish I had the dedication to do what he's doing, I've drunk and eaten whatever I wanted for the past 6 years and all it's done is made me incredibly unfit and given me a pot belly.
My body's in a horrible state.
>>26966746
>falling for the uni meme
Not something a lot of robots do. Any robots that have been to uni most likely experienced it negatively or got nothing out of it
>>26967378
Get a 4K monitor to watch 4K content on.
>>26967404
Richfags out
>>26967389
Lucky you, you get to shift off this mortal coil quicker.
>>26966746
I went to Cardiff. By and large it was terrible, full of #unilad twats.
It was like the worst of the "good" unis that a lot of the retards from private school went to and decent people from comp went to.
>>26967407
Kek, this
As if any of us faggots could afford that kind of monitor on neetbux or wagie pennies
the best thing about having a dog as a companion is that they don't care how fucking ugly you are
>been awake since 6am
>still just in bed browsing 4chan
Might have to get up at some point. What things are there to do outside of bed?
>>26967378
You can find fairly decent ones for like 100 quidNon-ASCII text is not allowedor less. Mine's an AOC. I don't actually use it for PC but it's pretty nice and worth the money.
who here /depressedbutstillawagekek/?
Starting to think I should kill myself lads. I struggle to even pretend to be normie anymore.
>>26967466
Do you ever get the feeling that everything is futile and meaningless?
>>26967466
Ditto
I don't have the energy to actively go about killing myself, though. Besides, there are still things in my life which are distracting enough for me to not want to kill myself, like anime, games, food, alcohol, wanking, etc. Not like they're actually "productive" hobbies, but after a while I guess you give up trying to appear interesting.
>>26967486
What this guy said. Fulfillment is an illusion. Remember that always.
>>26966925
Afternoon lads, got nothing for mother's day yet, might get something later though.
>>26967142
she is a succubus lad.
>>26967369
i prefer cucking myself and being much happier now desu.
>>26967486
My job isn't even the thing that depresses me. I just feel like my life has stagnated. It wasn't even that bad, my life wasn't going anywhere but it wasn't overly shit. Now even that is beginning to fall apart and I can't deal with it.
>>26967514
>What this guy said. Fulfillment is an illusion. Remember that always.
but it makes normies happy. why can't i be happy anymore?
Never have I heard a songbird force a song, the sound of the day comes to you because it wants to. To see something simple like love through the eyes that wish to wash and complex then profit from a message. To never know the oceans breath and catch the sunlight on the sea shaped like the moon that show its self a little more or little less every night and not bend your neck to look at the star's for a moment to wonder.
>tfw made my mum some tea and toast and sat in her room for a few hours just chatting and spending time with her
I think I did well today.
>>26967440
>Play computer games
>think about going back to bed
Think thats it desu senpai, i'd just stay in bed if i were you.
>>26967444
Well i'll browse jewazon and hope to find something for around 100, don't have a huge budget to splash out right now
>>26967586
We just had to put my nan in a home. I bought her 3 books. Going to go see my grandad later, he's still in hospital.
I got my mum some flowers and chocolate and I got my stepmum some chocolates. I think I did ok lads
>>26967586
thats what mothers day is about lad, letting her put her feet up and relax for one day a year.
Buying them expensive shit is just something pressured on us recently to help the retail sales
>>26967466
Being a wagekek and the thought of wagecucking makes me depressed.
The happiest time in my life was when I was 18 and quit college but didn't tell anyone so I spent a year as a secret NEET just walking around listening to music and podcasts all day. I had been depressed and wanting to kill myself before, while at college, but I was so happy like this.
Then when college came to an end my parents made me get a job and all the depression came back. I wagekeked in misery for a few years then became NEET again and was finally happy again, I am still NEET but I have to go back into wagekeking and the though of it has brought back the depression without me even having set foot back in the workforce yet.
I honestly don't know how other people do it and how more people don't commit suicide. It is like I am missing something.
>>26967614
>got my stepmum some chocolates
lel you can't be this cucked
>>26967586
>didn't wake up till nearly 12
>mum comes into my room
>"I'm just going to go see my mum, anon. Won't be long"
>sounded a little bit choked up, probably because I didn't wake her up with tea and toast or whatever
>mumble and go back to sleep
>"oh happy mother's day by the way"
>not sure if she heard
>hasn't come back yet
>would feel pretty indifferent if she decided to stay out till late
Yeah, I'm a good son.
Need to get a haircut tomorrow lads, but I don't know any styles
I haven't gotten a haircut in about a year so my hair looks like pic related at the moment. What style should I ask for that is cool but not too douchey?
>>26967654
I trust her more than I trust my real mum with secrets and stuff.
I didn't realise how much I loved her until she was diagnosed with cancer thats got a 90% chance of killing her 2 years back. I'm going to miss her when she's gone
>>26967716
>style
just get a trim
>>26967717
>I trust her more than I trust my real mum with secrets and stuff.
What secrets anon? Tell us.
>>26967647
the only day I feel happy is a saturday, I can't even relax on a sunday because the thought of having work the next day constantly brings me down.
>>26967729
If he can share them with a stranger they're not worth hearing.
Actual secrets require you to sign something.
>>26967728
Turkish barbers can't do trims only styles. If I want it trimmed I'll have to go to a normie English barber who will I'll have to 'banter' with and pay 20 quid for the privilege.
>>26966925
Posting the waifu~
>tfw finding out that tea has very few calories
I've been avoiding it for years because I thought otherwise~
>>26967744
mine's like 12 quid and he doesn't talk to me any more than asking what i want done to my hair and if it's alright lol
>>26967736
I remember that feel mate. Apart from at my old job I only had 1 Saturday off a month, the rest of the time I would work 6 days a week. So had literally 1 day of month of not wanting to end it all. Unless it was a bank holiday then I had 2.
>>26967716
hitler youth style
>>26967749
how could you possibly think that tea has many calories in it lad.
>>26967749
JUST LIKE YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING POSTING YOUR BOIPUSSY
>>26967771
I had that last time I got a haircut but I think it isn't cool anymore is it?
>tell them its ok theseshadowsthat grow, they grow heavy every day and it's almost time to go. Its how I edge closer to listening and thinking at the same to save time
https://youtu.be/e6Xe3CMzMIw
>>26967729
Deep feels and stuff. She's good with advice
>>26967760
Really looking forward to the next bank holiday, im not going to go out, gunna spend 3 days sat inside with movies and vidya.
I'll pretend to be ill so I have an excuse not to go out
>>26966925
Alright lads. Had a dream about her and all the lads in the steam chat.
>>26964250
35 quid's worth of flowers
sister got her 25 quid's worth of spa vouchers
we both got her a card signed from the two of us
me old marge has done pretty well this year
>>26966925
Posting.
What are you lads up to right now then?
Just woke up myself.
>>26967647
>It is like I am missing something.
The only thing you're missing is ignorance. You've got that kind of mind that doesn't allow you to just work every day your whole life without questioning the concept fundamentally. It's a blessing and a curse.
>>26967818
a good dream about me especially i hope lad.
>>26967744
I've had Algerians, Turks and Iranians. At the end of the day, the best quality haircut was from the most homosexual of them - the Iranians - so I look for the gayest barbers now.
>>26966090
had the same thing mate, luckily my job gives me free BUPA healthcare
>get told there's nothing NHS can do (this was the same week that bird got free tits on the NHS so I was particularly angry)
>few days later get fed up and go to local BUPA centre
>go up to reception and basically say I want these cunts out
>receptionist says okay take a seat
>see a doctor in minutes
>fill out my insurance forms
>by the end of the next day I was waking up in a hotel room-like hospital room with the little bastards sitting in some jar or incinerator and not in my mouth
>>26966933
>>26966974
literally not bait you're just a Yank that got caught out
fuck off you cunt
>>26966090
I had gall stones for fucking ages, I had to go to the GP about 15 fucking times and have 3 blood tests before they accepted I wasn't making it up, then tried to get me to wait 3 months for a CT scan, luckily I have a bit of private healthcare and got it straight away.
GPs can be such bastards about getting shit done and sending you for the right tests, no wonder so many people get diagnosed with cancer when it's too late in this country.
"Stress" must be the go-to cause of 99.9% of things for GPs these days.
>>26967843
It was a very nice dream.
>>26966090
>Had my tonsils removed when I was a wee baby
Feels good tbqh
>>26967893
Doubt most americans even know its mothers day here but whatever you say, cuck
>>26967933
>cuck
bit of a desperate attempt to insult me mate
the Yank already read in the thread that it's mothers day so of course he'd know
besides, the FOY gimmick isn't used only for Yanks, it's used for brits that use Yank words like mom or gas
>tfw now I have a house, car, job and live a functioning adult life people in work tell me I should get a gf
Should I be annoyed about that? It's only now I have all this stuff they're telling me to look for one never before, like they knew I'd have no chance at getting one by being anything other than some used roast's beta bux.
>>26967783
By being a fucking idiot. Did you think Tilde was capable of googling somthing?
>>26964250
Slippers but she actually asked for them
>>26964250
A couple of ferrero rochers from the pound shop, would have gotten a card but they're so cheesy and cringey that we both agreed the chocolates more than enough.
If I could explain the sigh that kept you here I would't be that smart just in tune with avoidance that starts again on the hour to try and start that again making it one that lasts to list.
Like a chain link fence your inspiration does a dance to be sleepy with romance but the last step has found push down not pull use abuse and throw away.
But at least your original, but that in your reality want bank
Why are people such cunts? Just saw another group of people picking on a beta over Facebook, they were taking the piss outta him because he got in a relationship. And then two people in the comment section got into an argument and all they could say to each other was fight me. Why's the world so obsessed with fashion and fighting?
Happy mothers day btw lads
Poleaboo is wondering how much longer he has to keep this up before someone cares
AND HEAVEN KNOWS IM MISERABLE NOW
>>26968276
when you cut your throat.
>>26964250
Bathbombs and taking her to PizzaExpress tonight
>>26968280
Poleaboo likes Horrible Histories too
>***Tenancy fees apply***
>Administration fee - 150 + VAT per tenancy
>Reference fee for the first tenant -100 + VAT
>Reference fee per additional tenant thereafter - 50 + VAT
>Guarantor(s) - 50 + VAT
>Renewal fee fixed term or periodic - 60 + VAT
>Landlord's reference for existing tenant - 20 + VAT
>inventory check-out fee - 50+VAT - please note this fee is only charged if the Landlord pays for a check in at the start of the tenancy
>Deposit: 862.50
Why is this allowed
What are you having for lunch, lads?
>>26968280
at least you got dressed
https://youtu.be/QvBTtPJONQk
>>26968333
>animal food in a pizza box
Paki detected desu lads
why havent you poofs killed yourselves yet?
>>26968398
>whiteboi jealous of a manly snack
>>26968333
What the fuck even is that, lad?
>Have Boyfriend
>He's cheated on me
>Asked him to stay
>He does but mostly ignores me
>Thinking of cheating on him from crippling loneliness
Wut do?
>>26968333
Is that you, kebab lad?
>>26968445
its a munchy box you fucking yank
>>26968456
Leave him you dumb faggot.
Man, you gays nwed to man up. If a bitch cheated on me id kick her to the curb.
By the way, hes peobably still cheating because he knows you're so beta youd let hom away with it again.
>>26968313
I juat paywd forst and last months rwnt as a deposit.
Who you renting from?
Idid your move
>>26968456
Dump him and be my bf
>>26968333
>Paki hair grease
>>26968333
gross, gross!
>>26968508
he'll just end up cheating on you
be my bf instead
>>26968333
The way I feel about wanting to eat this food is the way I feel about wanting to fuck a slag: I'd love to, but I never would because I have self-respect.
>>26968581
you're too ugly for slags m8
>>26968581
Nothing wrong with diving into either for a bit of satisfaction
>>26968456
>>26968508
>>26968576
Gays are normies. Normies, kindly get out.
>>26968612
I guarantee my girlfriend is more attractive than yours.
>>26968629
>Gays
>Normies
Really m8? It's possible to be a NEET recluse and still like willies.
>>26968629
If anything being a virgin depressed homo is even less normie.
I don't think you can be a robot and straight desu.
>>26968661
i'll maybe take your virginity anon.
>>26968667
You probably live on the other side of the country or are mentally unstable.
>>26968642
see
>>26968456
>>Have Boyfriend
he's a fucking normie. if you have a bf/gf you're a fucking normie.
when did /britfeel/ become a gay support group, are we being subverted by the homos lads
Taking my wife's boyfriend out to lunch later should be lovely
>>26968701
i'm probably both
where you @ senpai?
>>26968716
Oh, I stand corrected.
He is a fucking normie and should piss off to /brit/.
>>26964250
Some of her favourite sweeties, marzipan and dolly mixtures.
>>26968731
Up in yorkshire
>>26968730
Where you thinking of going, anon?
What should I have to eat tomorrow, lads? Trying to limit myself to 500 calories.
>>26968809
bit far
damn
left a creme egg in my pocket, should I eat it or put it in the fridge
>>26968826
Bit excessive mate.
Try 1500.
500is no.good mate.
Eat somethi g carb heavy thoughand drink water or youll feel forever hungry.
>>26968730
yeah that bait wasn't good the last 50 times either pal
>>26968876
>tfw you have to eat less than 1200 calories to ever lose any weight
being a low test manlet is the worst
>>26968882
You're right let's get back to posting anime and talking about sucking each other off
>>26968826
Dust and water
>>26968926
>let's get back to posting anime
excellent idea
>>26968926
someone mentioned anime and sucking dick?
>>26966925
>>26967840
I also just woke up desu
Should I purchase some bitcoins and purchase some oxycodone lads?
off to get some custard creams actually lads, i'm addicted now
>>26968971
if this is the fake k addict then no you shouldn't imo
>>26969030
shouldn't get the custard creams lad? why not?
>>26969030
Fake k addict?
Lol u wot m8?
Imagine fucking a drunken azulad haha
anime lads, is it worth me getting a vita again to play Danganronpa 2, P3P and P4G? There's probably other stuff I'd play on there too, but they're the only weeb games i've liked, and I'd be getting it only for that.
>>26969054
There's a theory going around there are two junlads. I don't buy it, seems like an excuse for juntwat to post his waifu over and over and just blame the excess posts on someone else.
>>26969077
Those are my favourite games, so I would say so yeah, especially if you like those types of games.
Lads I'm trying to find a place where I can buy a nice big desk but all the shops have are shitty little ones.
Where can I buy a nice big desk from?
>>26969122
Ikea
or make one yourself lad, it's not hard
>>26969109
What did he mean by this?
oc man
>>26969059
haha that is fun to imagine
Imagine touching his little willy haha
>>26969122
What this lad said >>26969132
The Fredde from Ikea is pretty big.
>>26969122
How about this desk?
>>26969077
I'd just get a Vita TV lad, they're a bit cheaper I think, though you can't play some Vita games on it.
>>26969175
Isn't vita tv only downloadable games?
>>26969122
Just check bin recycling areas or a charity shop mate, got a pretty okay desk from the skip
>>26969195
Nah, there's a slot in it for playing actual Vita games..
>>26969109
Is there anything else similar worth getting?
>>26969175
Wouldn't I have to buy a PS3/4 controller with it?
>>26969122
British Heart Foundation shops are good for cheap second-hand furniture.
I got some big office desks for a fiver each.
>>26969243
>Wouldn't I have to buy a PS3/4 controller with it?
Only 40 quid lad for a PS DualShock 4. A bargain for a controller. Buy today!
>>26969085
Mate are you fucking retarded my post was ' should I purchase some bitcoins so I can get some oxycodone '
Nothing to do with that junprick
>>26969243
>Wouldn't I have to buy a PS3/4 controller with it?
Oh yeah, I didn't think of that lad, my bad.
>>26969243
I'm not sure about any similar visual novel style things, but there are quite a few monster hunter esque things.
Soul sacrifice is really fun in particular, and people speak highly of gravity russh.
>>26969140
I bet he'd make girly little moans too haha
>>26969311
Who are you replying to you prick? I replied to a guy talking about juncunt.
Now you look like a right retard.
>>26969292
I can get a used Vita with a game for like 65 quid desu
>>26969324
I'll have a look into those, cheers lad
>>26969363
>used
Enjoy your cum stains you cuck.
>>26969328
Maybe he could be wearing stripey stockings and frilly panties haha
But not in a gay way though
>>26969324
>gravity russh.
What did he mean by the extra s?
>>26969371
There's literally nothing wrong with being a cuck, mate
>>26969334
I'm replying to you obviously you brain dead piece of shit, drown yourself
>inb4 hurrdurr I troled u
Nah u just misquoted someone and are too autistic to recognise it
>>26969380
leave me alone im tired senpai
now i'm single again i have returned, i missed you all
>>26969381
>There's literally nothing wrong with being a cuck, mate
Yes there is
>>26969388
Are you fucking stupid. Can you not read the posts?
>>26969400
fuck of you stupid normie shit, no one wants you here
normalfag bastard
>>26969400
Welcome back lad
>>26969403
Its a consent thing as much as liking BDSM
I'm going to make myself some avocado and seafood Yakisoba, trying to get it like the one i had in kyoto.
Need some clean plates first though lads.
>>26969521
do you need help washing up
I have clean plates lad.
>>26969378
haha of course not
its not gay if its just a few bros doing it for a laugh haha
Actually Yakisoba can be eaten without a plate. Best done in a bowl like in kyoto.
The temptation to go downstairs and get a pork pie and some pepsi max is killing me lads.
>>26969607
Is it tasty
Why is it when we get one autist to fuck off another instantly pops up to take his place?
>>26969637
yeah this, why don't you go back to tumblr
>>26969631
>Is it tasty
It's very tasty lad. The food I ate in kyoto blew me away and now I just want more all the time. English food is nothing compared to Japanese food unfortunately.
>>26969607
>>26969676
i had it at a okonomiyaki place actually so i had a small plate to take it from the large central grill.
