>he refuses to eat food with tomato, onion, mushroom, or pickles in it
>he doesn't like vegetables
>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
>when traveling to another country, he's afraid of leaving the main city
>he has pictures/videos of gore, animal abuse, or questionable lewd pics saved on his computer (he may 'justify' it by saying he only uses them for derailing a thread he doesn't like)
>he's intimidated by tall women
>he thinks it's weird for a tall woman to be dating a short guy
>he doesn't actively listen to music and he thinks less of people who experience joy in actively listening to music
>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
>he orders his steak welldone
>he puts ketchup on his hot dog as a lone condiment
>he thinks women should not wear make up at all
>he doesn't think anxiety/depression is real
>he's voting for Trump or Clinton
>he doesn't eat at a steady and clean pace when eating out
>he can't order anything at a restaurant without demanding changes (ex: don't mix the sauce with the food, put it in a separate bowl. I want everything on one big basket. Don't put in X ingredient)
>he has a 'trap porn' folder
>>26953682
I do none of these things. what does this make me
What if you fap to traps but don't keep a folder?
Being a NEET is literally the ultimate red flag. They make me physically sick just being in their presence. 8 year old girls have higher test than numale beta NEETs
>>26953682
do people actually do these things?
>>26953682
>voting for trump or hilldawg
Looks like we won't have a choice soon enough.
what i take away from this is that OP is a tall non-white foodie
>>26953682
>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
>South America
zika
>Middle East
religious extremism
>Africa
political instability
>Asia
xenophobic
>Australia
criminal cunts
>>26953682
>>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
Yeah that's called having common sense and not wanting you to get raped and kidnapped.
>>when traveling to another country, he's afraid of leaving the main city
What are you talking about? Travel with a girl and she only wants to hit up the places her friends will recognize in the pictures she puts on Facebook.
Anthony Bourdain, a man, has a whole show about this.
Why are so many of your red flags food realted?
>>26953682
>thinks pets are pointless
>treats his mom or sister poorly
>picks out pieces of food he doesn't want and leaves it in a pile on his plate
>has a pimped out car
> plays vidya
>none of his previous relationships lasted over a year
>>26953682
>he refuses to eat food with tomato, onion, mushroom, or pickles in it
mushrooms grow on dead things, they are signs of decay
>he doesn't like vegetables
literally nobody doesnt like vegetables
>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
civilized non white countries are fine, the middle east, africa, se asia and south/central america are shitholes though
>when traveling to another country, he's afraid of leaving the main city
"hurr durr lets look at rocks all day hurr durr" no.
>he has pictures/videos of gore, animal abuse, or questionable lewd pics saved on his computer (he may 'justify' it by saying he only uses them for derailing a thread he doesn't like)
i dont need to justify shit lol
>he's intimidated by tall women
nah
>he thinks it's weird for a tall woman to be dating a short guy
of course not with their combined genes they might make a normal person
>he doesn't actively listen to music and he thinks less of people who experience joy in actively listening to music
may as well have written "he finds breathing distasteful and elects not to partake in it" you fucking sperg
>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
this sounds like a good idea actually, thanks
>he orders his steak welldone
nobody does this
>he puts ketchup on his hot dog as a lone condiment
hot dogs are disgusting
>he thinks women should not wear make up at all
enjoy your horrifically aged skin at 30
>he doesn't think anxiety/depression is real
they are often misdiagnosed and it is better to remain sceptical of those who claim to have either
>he's voting for Trump or Clinton
not voting is degenerate
last 2 are faggy nonsense
shit list, saged
>>26953894
>political instability
>not in europe
kek
>criminal cunts
Yea I'm sure you will never find that in France, the world's capital of pick-pocketing
>>26954061
>mushrooms grow on dead things
Thanks for leaving it clear from the first sentence on your post that you are mentally retarded so no one needs to read the rest
>>26953896
>getting raped and kidnapped in Japan
>getting raped and kidnapped in China
>getting raped and kidnapped in Singapore
>>26954110
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fungus
>>26953781
and how high is your test
>Intimidated by tall women
Keep telling yourself that. Nobody wants to go out with the female version of a manlet.
>>26953682
Almost half of these are about food. Are you a landwhale ?
>>26954221
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushroom
Mushrooms grow on land and upon living bodies (the feet of trees), and are a fruity type of fungi.
>>26954093
are you unironically suggesting europe is more unstable than africa?
were you also seriously unable to pick up on the blatant joke that was his comment on australia?
are you unaware that australia is majority white?
why are women so fucking retarded?
>>26953751
oh then it's fine. as long as you conceal your nasty ass fetish then it's okay.
>>26954371
should have read further into the wikipedia page, you wouldnt look so stupid then
http://homeguides.sfgate.com/mushrooms-dying-trees-66164.html
that link contains what you wouldve read from wikipedia if you werent so lazy in the very first paragraph
>he has pictures/videos of gore, animal abuse, or questionable lewd pics saved on his computer (he may 'justify' it by saying he only uses them for derailing a thread he doesn't like)
>lewd
this count?
>>26954377
I didn't suggest it was more unstable retard, I said it is also very politically unstable, while he keeps treating Europe as some kind of social paradise only commenting on Africa.
Also are any of you here aware that Argentina is white in majority (real white, not brazillian "any spic coloured non-black spic is white")?
But either way it's ot like there are saveable souls on this thread. You can go on and keep pretending I'm female or OP or that every south american country is infected with Zika or that there are not african and asian countries in a superior economy and political situation than many of the beloved eurocucked countries, or that every asian country is xenophobic while all of the middle-east is taken by Islam, just don't let others hear you when you say that, it might get you embarrassed around adults.
>he makes painfully obvious "red flags for guys" -bait threads on /r9k/
>>26954461
You said they grow on dead things. They don't grow on dead things only. And they are far from being just a decomposition agent. Mushrooms appear out of nowhere on your yard or over a tree. If you legit think they grow only on dead things or are a "signal of decay" then just what the fuck
>>26953730
A fag.
>watches anime regularly
>owns any weeb or capeshit toys
>plays vidya for more than 10% of his total time
>masturbates several times a day
>STEMlord; as in smug STEM major
>computer desktop and documents are neatly arranged, but car and room are a mess
>doesn't eat properly
>wears tennis shoes (ex: autism shoes) with jeans
>wears cargo shorts (10x if camo cargo shorts)
>wears graphic tees (200x if metal tees)
>muh depreshun
>muh soshul anxiatee
>muh 80HD
>unironically uses the term e-sports
>Readily dehumanizes entire groups of people for trivial shit, or things outside of their control
>thinks this list is dehumanizing them
>is MRA/MGTOW/TRP/etc manosphere member
>doesn't exercise regularly
>takes pride in inborn traits (i.e: race, gender, height, etc.) rather than actual accomplishments.
>primarily defines himself by his media based hobbies
>has /pol/ mentality
>has sjw mentality
>believes that people only exist in either of the above two mentalities; false binary thinking
>wears white socks outside of exercise
>starts autistic rant on above point
>wears wristbands outside of exercise
>fedora
>can't prepare a basic array of meals
>falls in love with every girl who gives the slightest amount of attention to him
>unironically uses the terms friendzone, beta, white genocide
>can't hold a proper conversation with the opposite sex
>gets angry if people use memes wrong irl
>>26953682
>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
Only if those countries are in africa or the middle east.
>when traveling to another country, he's afraid of leaving the main city
If I were in the Caribbean or South America I'd obviously avoid the country side, that's just common sense
The rest of your list is just petty shit. 3/10
>>26954520
>Also are any of you here aware that Argentina is white in majority
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SjgYMLJW0k
>>26954560
i didnt say they only grow on dead things you sperg however the fact of the matter is that they do grow on dead things and they are signs of decay
>>26954154
>All places with plenty of white people who've established a culture friendly to asians and white people.
>trim fingernails autism often because of red flag threads
>cut thumbnail to short on accident
ouch
>>26954623
>a culture friendly to asians and white people
>China
>>26954591
>bait
>the post
if anyone actually takes this bait i will be equal parts surprised and ashamed
>>26954591
>>26953682
I feel like half of this list is compiled from me. If so you can literally go fuck yourself or find someone who's not an actual robot.
>>26954678
It is bait. Doesn't make it any less true.
>>26954678
>>26954694
nevermind, someone took it
>>26954614
They are far from being signs of decay. If they were they wouldn't be considered "cute" as they are on our culture
>>26953682
>dont match any of these
BE MY GF NOW PLEASE???!
>>26953823
i'm to beta to do most of the shit on that list. but since I don't do any of the red flags OP has listed, what does that make me?
>>26954520
so europe is not worse than any of the countries he mentioned but it should still be mentioned despite the fact that he was specifically talking about nonwhite countries?
so you are legitimately retarded then?
>>26953682
If you're a woman who encounters such things, you're probably an autistic weeb and would not date anyways.
>>26953894
>>Australia
>criminal cunts
you're more likely to get ganked by a spider than getting robbed.
>>26954763
he is saying "I'm not going to these countries lol, they have these problems" as if he has any alternative of not finding these same problems in Europe or North America
>>26954520
>argentina
>white
you arent getting the falklands.
>>26953682
>he refuses to eat food with tomato, onion, mushroom, or pickles in it
>pickles
Fuck pickles. I've been eating respectable food for years, trying to be less autismal, and it's gotten me on good terms with sweet potatoes and with the misc varieties of pepper. Not pickles. They're always too goddamn loud for any dish they're in. Not the same way mayonnaise is too loud, because unlike mayo pickled vegetables usually have flavors worth communicating. But by and large, they are used in a way that unbalances the dish in favor of the shocking differential between pickled and unpickled, rather than calmer slow-rolling flavor dynamics that match the emotional flow of a tranquil day
I make a point of this because I don't hit any other of those red flags, and acknowledge their validity. I'll acknowledge the validity of being willing to eat food with pickles, even. Nevertheless - fuck pickles
>>26953682
Safe for all except the traps. Actually the trap stuff is just saved and unorganized with the vanilla stuff so technically I think I'm safe
>>26953682
Thank you princess, you are a goddess. I am so sorry to any of the women out there whom I have ever dated for taking out ingredients from food. I'm sure it was very psychologically damaging. Next time I will tough through stuff I don't like and deliberately order something I hate just to prove my love for my precious delicate specimen. Women are goddesses and anyone who does ANY of these awful things to a woman are horrible human beings and don't deserve to live.
>>26954728
i have never heard of someone thinking a mushroom is cute, theyre actually a fairly common element in horror because they arent seen as cute, theyre seen as unclean and even dangerous
where the fuck did you get the notion that they are seen as cute?
>>26954591
>>wears white socks outside of exercise
wtf is wrong with white socks? I get that you shouldn't have them on when going to church. But come on they're just socks...
>>26954955
Have you ever played Super Mario?
>>26954927
>trying to sarcastically attack OP's food red flags
>end up coming across even more affected and bootybothered
It's like a factory constantly churning out red flags!
>>26953682
List for weeding out white trash. Most of this board will have these red flags because they're miserly, closed-minded, conventional people that scrabble for every penny and inch of security because their upbringing among the filth of society teaches them to behave like apes.
>>26954591
List for weeding out autists who wrongthink. Most of this board will have these red flags because they're cerebrally overgrown deviants who have been captured by nerd culture and seceded from their collective societal responsibility.I have these red flags.
>>26954795
he was replying to a post that specifically referenced nonwhite countries are fine
he replied saying they arent
and now you reply that they are fine because issues in the countries he mentioned can be found to a lesser extent in white countries?
are you even aware of the shit youre saying?
>>26953682
>Bait
Do people even try anymore? i'll give you 2/10 for getting me to reply.
>>26955007
>cerebrally overgrown
>>26954957
They don't match with 99% of clothing outside of athletic wear.
And they're not "just socks"; they're another quick litmus test for people to judge you by, to see whether you understand the basics of clothing. On its own, it doesn't mean much; but the social implications that carry along with it, what it communicates to people around you, that's what matters.
>>26954981
so an anthropomorphic mushroom in a video game proves that mushrooms are seen as cute by everybody in all contexts?
is this seriously the basis for your argument?
>>26953682
>guys who use the word hate
the last thing you need in your life is hate
>>26955007
>cerebrally overgrown
Kekalek; always some sort of mental gymnastics to convince ourselves that our fuckups are actually a good thing. I've seen people convince themselves that their humor "is too advanced" for anyone to get, since nobody laughs at their jokes.
>>26955013
OP never said those countries were fine, and I never said they are fine either, but it's not like every area of non-white predominance in the world will be bad as a whole.
That guy was saying "of course you should be worried because all these non-white dominated countries are always this bad" specifically enumerating non-white dominated countries from all over the globe on their most important areas. It's more than obvious that the implication is that there is little to no worry with these things with white dominated countries in that comment. Also, will you stop pretending you are not that guy?
>>26953682
>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
You really don't know much about the world if you think this. Other than white and asian countries, the rest of the world is fairly dangerous. It's well known that if you travel to say, Jamaica or Mexico, STAY IN THE TOURIST AREAS.
>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
holy shit, that's brilliant.
>>26953682
finally a non troll list i approve of.
>>26955124
>has to discount Asia to make a counter-statement
WEW
E
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LAD
A
D
>>26955065
>being too much of a sperg to realize mushrooms are frequently on tv cartoons and children's illustrations
>sperging very hard because you want to imply the other guy said EVERYONE thinks mushrooms are cute, once he pointed out that they are perceived as cute by the canon of our society due to the usage of their image on videogames and child-related materials
now ain't that some shit
google "mushroom cartoon"
>>26954061
>>26955136
The workers sure love to make a new batch of fries just because one guy wants it. They also love to spit on your food
>>26955065
What is MapleStory?
>>26953682
>he has a 'trap porn' folder
This is the only one I can't say no to.
>>26955124
It's not like you need to get out your safe hotel in Kingston and decide to go Far Cry on the rest of the country buddy, just don't start sweating bullets as soon as you arrive there just because White McCrackers don't own the country and everything on it
>>26953682
>he orders steak well done
>red flag
Well fuck me for not wanting to get sick. Bitch.
>>26955243
> just don't start sweating bullets as soon as you arrive there just because White McCrackers don't own the country and everything on it
Dirty nonwhite here; seen that happen with a few white friends; they're not used to being in a place where they're the majority stakeholders, and that's a source of huge anxiety for them.
>>26953682
>>he's intimidated by tall women
>>he thinks it's weird for a tall woman to be dating a short guy
tall roastie detected
how does it feel to know you're undesireable to 99% of the population, whore?
better hang yourself from your ceiling, if you aren't too tall for it KEK
>>26955159
> how would you like your steak anon?
> welldone just to spite you
> *eats steak with fork and knife
any cunt who basis their personality on how cooked they like their meat is basic as fuck. hop on the band wagon more you faggots.
>>26953823
I wouldn't go to a third world country, personally. But that isn't completely indicitave of whiteness.
I don't trust poor people because they have nothing to lose.
>>26955306
Well done steaks are ruined steaks, you autist. Stop being afraid of blood, what are you four?
>>26955272
>>26955306
>these fucking children throwing fits because they like fucking well done steak
>>he refuses to eat food with tomato, onion, mushroom, or pickles in it
Mushrooms are the devil, gherkins (pickles) are delicious
>>he doesn't like vegetables
like em
>>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
nah
>>when traveling to another country, he's afraid of leaving the main city
You have to go out of the main city to find the girls most easily impressed by foreigners
>>he has pictures/videos of gore, animal abuse, or questionable lewd pics saved on his computer (he may 'justify' it by saying he only uses them for derailing a thread he doesn't like)
No comment
>>he's intimidated by tall women
I'm 6'3" if a women is taller than me I'll respect that giantess
>>he thinks it's weird for a tall woman to be dating a short guy
date whoever you want
>>he doesn't actively listen to music and he thinks less of people who experience joy in actively listening to music
Love music
>>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
That is fucking stupid, everyone knows mcdonalds fries are better cold
>>he orders his steak welldone
medium rare
>>he puts ketchup on his hot dog as a lone condiment
Ketchup, mustatrd and onions
>>he thinks women should not wear make up at all
wear whatever the fuck you like
>>he doesn't think anxiety/depression is real
it is real. Just nowhere near as common as people make out, I honestly believe that roughly 70% of people who say they have it are full of shit
>>he's voting for Trump or Clinton
British. don't care
>>he doesn't eat at a steady and clean pace when eating out
I'll eat however I want
>>he can't order anything at a restaurant without demanding changes (ex: don't mix the sauce with the food, put it in a separate bowl. I want everything on one big basket. Don't put in X ingredient)
nah
>>he has a 'trap porn' folder
I was doing so well until this one. My trap folder is the biggest on my laptop by a long way
>>26953781
You're a hypocrite in addition to being a gold-digger.
>>26955345
>any steaks are ruined steaks, you autist.
fixed that for you
steaks are literally the fedora of the culinary world, they taste like bland shit and are only eaten by autists and retards trying to be "classy"
>>26955060
Fuck society i do what i want wear what i want fuck others opinions.
>>26955305
>being nasty towards tall women because you were fed that women are nasty towards short men
That's not how it works man. Tall women hate themselves a lot. They can only make it into the world if they are super-cute and blag it into modeling very soon in their lives, otherwise they're just some tall thing no one wants. It's a short-man/fat women thing going on. Short men make short kids and that is bad, and fat women have fat women attitudes, that meaning, they're completely mentally retarded due to years of being fat. Tall women are friends. They feel the pain as well. All they want is tall men to get with them for the natural law of things to work. But no. Tall retards want to date little short womenlets because "they feel like they can protect them when they hug" or some faggot shit. Now look at me. Father was of a very decent height, but decided to fuck a fucking 5'3 woman. Now I'm 5'5 for life. That's one Kendrick Lamar of height, the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Either way, I think you caught my drift here.
>>26955306
>>26955272
>completely missing the point of the steak
Cooking a steak that much entirely invalidates the point of eating steak to begin with. The important factors involved in quality cuts of meat (texture, juices, fat comp, marbling, etc) don't mean anything after you cook it that long; it just turns high quality beef into rubbery, shit-tier plate filler. You're pissing away money when you tell someone to cook a quality cut "well done".
Even plebbit knows this much
>https://np.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/41mo39/hank_hill_knows_whats_up/cz3xoe0
>>26955109
but you are saying that europe should have been mentioned as a bad place to live because it has elements of the other countries despite europe never having entered the fucking discussion
and no im not >>26953894 as my next post will prove
>>26955391
Nice meme kiddo just mad
>>26955109
seriously man how are you so fucking stupid
>>26955502
>pssshh, what a dumb kiddo, can't even begin to understand how much of an elegant and sophisticated gentleman i am for eating steak *tips fedora*
kill yourself anytime
>>26953781
>Caring what a women thinks
Ha funny
>>26955471
>muh rebel pride
Okie there. Bronies, Furfags and weebs have stated that same sentiment at one point. It doesn't change the fact that behavior like these are the social equivalent of warning colors; broadcasting to every female nearby to stay away.
>>26955497
>to live
to visit
I already repeated myself ten times but whatever. He's giving numb, empty reasons to dismiss every major area of non-whiteness, while it's not like areas of major-whiteness don't have the same issues, and it's not like some areas of non-major-whiteness do not have said problems (for example Zika is more of a Brazillian thing than a South American thing)
>>26955524
>what is F12
>>26953682
>Most of these.
If you know me long enough for me to do these activities with you we're already passed the red flag stage.
>Going through my computer/personal things.
You're dumped. End of story.
>Minor flaw stuff.
I'd laugh in your face and do it anyway.
>Has a 'trap porn' folder.
Yeah, that one is actually fair.
>>26954591
>>gets angry if people use memes wrong irl
I actually know a sperg that does this.
we say
>hello this is dog
to him all the time and he calls us faggots and tells us that our memes are shit
>>26955532
Nice meme kiddo i bet that took you all day to come up with.
>>26955567
Opinion i don't give a fuck champ haha
>>26953682
Any roastie who 'actively listens to music' has no future
>>26953781
>numale beta NEETs
do you even know what any of those words mean
>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
They attempted to kidnap me in North Africa in broad daylight as a child, they also held my mother and I captive in a shop on another occasion, not letting us out to get back to the group unless she paid a big sum of money, my mother was sexually assaulted on another occasion, this was just a few things that happened in that place. A week after we left we saw on the news where they massacred tourists in all the spots we had gone through.
If a girl thought this was a redflag for me to not return to this place out of protecting her, then she is obviously naive moron, and this is the supposed more safer parts of africa.
>>26955626
>opinion
An opinion shared by many.
>I-I don't care, see!
Yet you keep responding and qualifying yourself to me.
This was a thread made to list off red flags. Red flags were listed. Now you're here angrily declaring how much you don't care about what other people think, entirely missing the point.
>long hair
>wants anal
>likes SAO
>feels the Bern
>drinks soda
>doesn't like Eva
>thinks fapping to traps isn't gay
>likes meme rap
>redditor
>shaves his genitals
>poor fashion sense/ hygiene
Agree with OP on
>not eating vegetables
That's a huge red flag that he's a manchild who lacks discipline
>>26955166
wow, youre right mushrooms are cute!
>>26955660
As are you friend not giving a fuck.jpg keep trying
>>26955626
>thinking opinion and suggestion are the same thing
>"lulz idgaf abut ur opinion"
what a 14 years old girl you are
>>26955166
theyre just the cutest!
nothing dead to be found here!
>>26953682
That unsalted fries idea is a good one. God speed to whomever thought of that
>>26955685
>ignores that there are some cute white bodied red headed mushrooms that look like my hard dick that are actually cute to try to make a point
>>26955166
this guy loves mushrooms so much he did a cute little drawing of one!
>>26955698
Wrong champ but go here and troll
>>>/b/
>>26955712
those look like big chocolate drop cookies
>he has allergies
Boys with allergies always have mommy issues.
>no siblings
All only-children are fucked up.
>>26955166
hey look, this little ant loves mushrooms so much that he became one, isnt that sweet!
>>26955697
>As are you friend not giving a fuck.jpg keep trying
Tell me where I started doing the same posturing you did, bleating out about "how I don't give a fuck". Go find where I posted that. As it stands, that only person declaring how much they don't care, and failing, is you.
You went to a red flag thread, and got red flags. After being confronted with them, you think chest-beating and yelling about how aloof you are (total oxymoron, btw) will somehow make them less of red flags. Kek.
>>26955729
>dismissing criticism as "trolling" because you're unable to process what was told to you
beginning to think you are a real 14 yo girl
>>26955166
the kids sure do love their daddy now that he's got fungal infection, he's just like all of their favourite mushroomy characters!
>>26955567
I literally don't see why there's a problem with white sock. almost everyone wheres them.
>>26955685
>>26955712
>>26955725
>>26955742
this is some really entertaining autism attack, keep it up
>>26955750
beginning to think your trolling stop it go here
>>>/b/
>>26955750
He's either a bonafide idiot, or 16.
He's just doing his gorilla posturing right now to try and show me how much he doesn't care, not realizing that putting that much effort into it shows that he cares, a whole lot in fact.
He'll start to backpedal soon, and try and convince us he was the ebin trole the whole time.
>>26954061
Supergod Reference?
>>26955166
the fellas at naughty dog loved mushrooms so much they decided to make an entire game about them!
>>26955771
Normal people don't have a problem for anything. Only sub human mental people have problems with EVERYTHING you do act drink watch wear.
>>26955771
They don't match with most things, and are commonly worn in casual settings by spergs and the other social dregs. It's a reliable tell of social cluelessness.
>>26955571
>f12
>on a tablet
yeah?
how about that.
>provides reasons why he doesnt want to visit third world shitholes
>somehow that means that he's saying all white countries are perfect utopias
are you actually autistic?
>>26955866
>knowing what a tablet's screen even looks like
the fuck you think we are, fucking animals
>>26955683
>>shaves his genitals
what??? having a shit ton of pubes is poor hygiene.
Imagine all the sweat in the hair and how little bits of shit gets caught in your ass hair.
>>26955866
>he's saying all white countries are perfect utopias
he said, ignoring that the sentiment is pretty much that, ignoring that no one cares if he will pretend not to be the guy forever, for no one cares
>>26955807
>Normal people don't have a problem for anything. Only sub human mental people have problems with EVERYTHING you do act drink watch wear.
>being this bootybothered
Most people don't have a "problem" with it, per se. They'll just quietly notice it, and write you off as odd, or 'weird', or otherwise unfit to hang out with, befriend, or sleep with. Not just white socks either; there's several superficial things you think shouldn't matter, but significantly affect people's impression of you.
Humans are superficial creatures, and will judge you based on the cues you give off. Whether you want to be aware of that, or stick your head in the sand, is entirely up to you.
>>26953682
fuck pickles
>>26955647
you gonna cwwwyyyy wittle heatie neetie? high estrogen makes wittle cucks like you very emotional
>>26955924
>I won't talk to you or sleep with you because you ware white socks.
kek
>>26953682
>>he refuses to eat food with tomato, onion, mushroom, or pickles in it
No tomato or onion. the other two are fine
>>he doesn't like vegetables
only children don't like vegetables.
>>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
As long as it's not too brown.
>>when traveling to another country, he's afraid of leaving the main city
As long as it's not too brown
>>he has pictures/videos of gore, animal abuse, or questionable lewd pics saved on his computer (he may 'justify' it by saying he only uses them for derailing a thread he doesn't like)
>not liking gore
>>he's intimidated by tall women
>>he thinks it's weird for a tall woman to be dating a short guy
>implying I don't have an Amazonian fetish
>>he doesn't actively listen to music and he thinks less of people who experience joy in actively listening to music
Actively listens to music, I don't give a shit about others opinions about music, but I will be quick to call you out on your shit taste.
>>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
clearly worked in the service industry. Extra people, men and women, are fucking shits.
>>he orders his steak welldone
Medium Rare/Rare
>>he puts ketchup on his hot dog as a lone condiment
>eating hotdogs
>>he thinks women should not wear make up at all
doesn't matter, cake or no cake a whores a whore.
>>he doesn't think anxiety/depression is real
Its real, just take care of your own shit. weve all got our own problems.
>>he's voting for Trump or Clinton
>voting sanders
MAGA
But really go fuck yourself if you dont think its not predetermined
>>he doesn't eat at a steady and clean pace when eating out
>>he can't order anything at a restaurant without demanding changes (ex: don't mix the sauce with the food, put it in a separate bowl. I want everything on one big basket. Don't put in X ingredient)
Extra people
>>he has a 'trap porn' folder
>>26955908
you still think im the guy you first replied to?
really?
youre as delusional as you are stupid
>>26955957
>fake amusement
>p-people don't judge you based on your clothes, right?
Keep it up. I'm sure the fedora, cargo shorts, graphic tee, white socks, and New Balances have nothing to do with how unfuckable so many beta nu-males are.
>ware
kek
>>26953682
fuck you whore, it's not my fault i was diagnosed with restrictive food intake disorder. I cant eat a lot of foods because i get massive anxiety attacks.
>>26954591
>200x if metal tees
What's wrong with metal? It's filled with a ton of talented artists who actually write their own shit and don't rely on autotune.
>>26956100
Nothing's wrong with the genre itself.
>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
How oddly specific. Are you a wageslave at a mcdonalds with a regular customer who does this or something?
>>26953682
ITT: Normal preferences.
The only strange things I can find on this list are the trap folder and questionable photos, but at the same time I doubt you're squeaky fucking clean in the fetish department either.
>>26955345
> I eat blood inside meat!
> see how manly I am
I used to think like this too. when I was 6 I thought eating ants was macho and was going to get m laid. good times.
>>26955992
much delusion, such stupidity
you are either that guy or deeply in love with him
>>26955493
Tell us how much **strong** vodka you had last night anon. I know you're just dying to validate you're personality against the mundane aspects of life.
>>26956100
>It's filled with a ton of talented artists who actually write their own shit and don't rely on autotune.
See, this is the kind of 9gag worthy comment that comes from people who think they know things about music. Everyone knows auto-tune died a slow death years ago, and everyone knows that when you defend a genre by comparing it to pop you've just out-fedora'd yourself. There is nothing wrong with metal, I like metal, but spurting shit like this is just too much cringe
>>26956184
every fucking one knows that but apparently r9k discovered about it today
>>26956296
>Can't refute how well-done steaks are an objectively shitty choice
>has to resort to strange non-sequitirs and personal attacks
Typical.
between red flag and wagecuck threads this board has become a complete display of delusional faggots
>>26953781
Fuck you. I'm not NEET anymore.
>>26956265
>doge
i posted a screenshot proving otherwise
you are a delusional retard, i think we're done here
>>26953682
I only want to travel to scandinavian countries and i enjoy that we are able make meat well done instead of eating it uncooked. Fite me.
>>26956466
nigga who gives a fuck, we can go back and forth repeating the same shit and pretending the inner meaning of each of our posts was not the ones displayed by the other part, it will not lead anywhere either way
Browses /pol/ or /k/.
Dislikes cats or animals in general.
"Girls look nicer without makeup."
Owns a gun.
Gets angry over internet opinions.
Beards/tattoos/piercings.
Conservative white values.
Wears any kind of hat.
Doesn't live alone.
Unironically racist or misogynist.
He dislikes anime.
He plays competitive video games.
Use of "hun"
Ungroomed.
Internet expert.
Believes he has higher than average intelligence.
Eats red meat daily.
Has ever told anyone they have shit taste in anything.
Drinks or does any kind of recreational drug.
Makes vulgar jokes.
Wants to name his son after himself.
Obese.
Self-diagnosis.
Has had too many girlfriends.
Has casual sex.
Works his dick size into any conversation ever.
Enthusastic about sports.
Interested in hunting.
He's religious.
He doesn't wash his hands after eating.
Sob stories within the first week of knowing him.
Above 6'2.
He is against social media yet posts on 4chan.
No passion.
Bodybuilder.
>>26953682
As a Latin man, I seriously think you should reconsider the whole reddit tier bubble world idea that coming to my country is safe because we're all equal lol
>>26954061
Are you saying that make-up ages skin? If you live in a sunny area, it's probably better for their skin because foundation normally doubles as sunscreen.
>>26956555
The red flag is normally liking anime.
>>26953894
>criminal cunts
>non-white dominated
wew lad
>>26956614
Liking anime while not triggering the other flags is a big plus.
>>26956555
>Browses /pol/ or /k/.
Its like you don't want to be ready for the happening
>Dislikes cats or animals in general.
Cats are shit pets, but animals in general are okay
>"Girls look nicer without makeup."
Girls can look nicer with makeup, but what we really want to see is how you look at your worst.
>Owns a gun.
>Gets angry over internet opinions.
>Beards/tattoos/piercings.
>Conservative white values.
>Wears any kind of hat.
>Doesn't live alone.
>Unironically racist or misogynist.
>He dislikes anime.
>He plays competitive video games.
>Use of "hun"
>Ungroomed.
>Internet expert.
>Believes he has higher than average intelligence.
>Eats red meat daily.
>Has ever told anyone they have shit taste in anything.
>Drinks or does any kind of recreational drug.
>Makes vulgar jokes.
>Wants to name his son after himself.
>Obese.
>Self-diagnosis.
>Has had too many girlfriends.
>Has casual sex.
>Works his dick size into any conversation ever.
>Enthusastic about sports.
>Interested in hunting.
>He's religious.
>He doesn't wash his hands after eating.
>Sob stories within the first week of knowing him.
>Above 6'2.
>He is against social media yet posts on 4chan.
>No passion.
Stop reading because I think you're just describing the average 4chan user
>body builder
except for this one.
>his favorite band is pink floyd, led zeppelin, or nirvana
I could never take anyone seriously that says this though
>>26956585
not being a nordic, celtic or aryan qt is an immediate red flag for women though so thats irrelevant tbqh
>>26956660
The average 4chan user is pretty unappealing.
>>26956701
This. Even though i prefer the terms celtic and nordic to "aryan"
>>26953682
>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
>he has a 'trap porn' folder
So close to perfection yet so far. Oh well I guess I'll just be alone forever.
>>26956719
Yes, yes they are. You should know this
>>26953682
>he doesn't eat at a steady and clean pace when eating out
only one i fail on but i'm trying
>>26956738
Is that supposed to be snarky? You just observed I disagree with most things that make an average 4chan poster.
>>26953682
This is all me. And now I know why I'm a robot. Thank you, bitch.
>>26956555
Pass it all except religious and living alone
>>26956763
>Is that supposed to be snarky?
no.
You know there is nothing but trash here.
>>26956833
That's a little impressive!
>>26956866
>It's impressive to pass that list
All I had to do was be an asocial manchild
>>26956884
I'm not sure how that would make you a manchild.
>>26956555
>Browses /pol/ or /k/.
Gucking degenerate.
>Dislikes cats or animals in general.
Animals are great.
>"Girls look nicer without makeup."
It's true.
>Owns a gun.
Enjoy getting raped by niggers.
>Gets angry over internet opinions.
kys
>Beards/tattoos/piercings.
All are disgusting I'll give you that.
>Conservative white values.
Fucking degenerate.
>Wears any kind of hat.
Are you saying fashion matters more than practicality?
Dumbass.
>Doesn't live alone.
So doesn't hate animals but has no pets?
>Unironically racist or misogynist.
Fuckwit.
>He dislikes anime.
Anime is fucking degenerate.
>He plays video games.
ftfy
>Use of "hun"
What?
>Ungroomed.
>Internet expert.
>Believes he has higher than average intelligence.
Fair play.
>Eats red meat daily.
Fuck off.
>Has ever told anyone they have shit taste in anything.
"I don't like opinions D:"
>Drinks or does any kind of recreational drug.
You said that conservative white values are a red flag.
You are a hypocrite.
>Makes vulgar jokes.
"Muh triggers D:"
>Wants to name his son after himself.
>Obese.
>Self-diagnosis.
>Has had too many girlfriends.
Fair play, you're being a hypocrite again though
>Has casual sex.
More hypocrisy.
>Works his dick size into any conversation ever.
Fair play.
>Enthusastic about sports.
>Interested in hunting.
Dyke.
>He's religious.
Heathen
>He doesn't wash his hands after eating.
>Sob stories within the first week of knowing him.
Fair play.
>Above 6'2.
Dyke.
>He is against social media yet posts on 4chan.
The two aren't the same at all, social media works counter to anonymity whilst 4chan relies on it.
>No passion.
Fair play
>Bodybuilder.
Dyke.
In summary you should consider suicide you hypocritical degenerate libtard.
>>26956961
Things like casual sex and telling vulgar jokes.
I don't enjoy talking to people generally. It's hard to enjoy things like vulgar jokes or casual sex when I'd prefer to stick to collecting manchild garbage than even talking to people
>>26954591
>using memes at all irl
Blackest of all flags, you faggots disgust me.
who here /sloweater/?
>>26956985
You clearly only needed to answer the first one.
Those aren't white values. "Conservative white values" was my attempt at being polite in describing you ignorant, racist types.
>he's intimidated by tall women
This. I hate tall women
>>26956985
>getting this butt flustered that a neckbeard roleplaying as a cute girl would not want to date you
My god.
>>26953682
>>he thinks women should not wear make up at all
wot
>>26954591
Woah. I landed on none of these.
>>26953682
>he has pictures/videos of gore, animal abuse, or questionable lewd pics saved on his computer (he may 'justify' it by saying he only uses them for derailing a thread he doesn't like)
>he's voting for Trump or Clinton
>he doesn't eat at a steady and clean pace when eating out
>he has a 'trap porn' folder
Why don't you come into my shack?
>>26953894
Hey you forgot India, isn't it the perfect place to go to right
>>26953914
>he's a tripfag
Holy shit, check out the captcha I got
fembot here. will chuck in my two cents
>shorter than 6'1
sorry boys small man syndrome exists
>he expects me to pay half of the meal on a date
wth happened to chivalry??
>he doesnt have a fb account or has less than 300 friends
huge warning they have creepy antisocial tendencies
>>26957077
Pretending that all people are equal in spite of evidence to the contrary because the alternative is uncomfortable is more ignorant than acknowledging differences in race and gender tbqh.
>>26957246
There are differences in culture and race, but that doesn't make one fundamentally lesser than the other.
>>26957091
>implying my posterior is perturbed
:)
>>26953894
>USA
gun violence, serial killers, car wrecks
>Canada
Hypothermia, hockey fights
>Norway
violent vikings, hypothermia, cold water
>>26957295
He's right though, you are pretty bootybothered.
Anybody reading that entire wall of outrage and frothing anger can glean as much.
>>26957287
>doesn't make one fundamentally lesser than the other
Then how do you explain honour killings, acid attacks, the lack of advancement in African countries (we wuz kangz is not an excuse, neither is colonialism. Do you find all of those things conducive to an advanced race of people?
>>26957287
What did niggers do in the 12000 years of human development that lead to modern day society aside from farm the sahara into a desert and rape and kill one another?
If the cause for low IQ in black Americans was selective breeding during slavery then why is it the IQ of native africans some of the lowest scores in the world?
>>26957346
Nah im not fanny flustered at all, it's all in good fun lad.
>>26957376
>>26957388
using niggers and mudslimes in an argument about racial equality is unfair though because theyre barely human in the first place
Is there a point of posting this image and saying how full of BAIT OP,is?
>>26957550
its not bait, these are a majority of traits of people who aren't liked at all because they're pieces of shit for the most part
And let me guess, most of these points describe you dont it.
But what if a boy isn't white, but doesn't feel comfortable traveling to a nonwhite nation?
>>26953730
A cutie :3
>>26957542
That is true, I saw an interesting post on /pol/ earlier saying that East Asians have a higher average intelligence whereas Whites have higher peaks on either end of the spectrum. I see whites and East Asians as the only humans on the planet that should interbreed as although Asian/White offspring may potentially be worse than White/White, they have a higher mean chance of being above average.
>>26955902
Assuming you don't have pube lice trimming is better than shaving. Shaving creates small cuts that put you at risk of infection. Plus there will be ingrown hairs. Plus it seems like it would be a red flag that a guy had a micropenis and cares about the fraction of an inch that hair would hide.
>>26953730
Same
Although I don't see how some of the things are "red flags"
Does using ketchup really say something about the guy's personality and how it'll impact a relationship?
>>26955683
I pass
be my gf
>>26957596
Yes some people believe those traits are undesirable.But some of those are pointless nitpicking.And the worst part about this giga bait is where the fuck it`s posted.Do you think anyone on here should care about this crap in the first place?This kind of bullshit "abloo bloo I want men to act these ways because my female opinion matters abloo bloo" stuff belongs on Tumblr,not on /r9k/.The thread is already full of guaranteed replies anyways,everyone fell for this toasty bait.I feel bad because I fell for your bait too.
>>26957785
his tummy looks like a willy
>>26957820
Is /r9k/ now retarded?
>>26957785
robofags will ban you cause they are gay mofocas that are sensible and don't enjoy a little of gore. GLOBAL RULE 3 is gay.
>>26957890
:D !!!!!!! (3.85% content)
>>26957890
>implying there was a time r9k wasnt retarded
>>26953682
>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
kek that's a fucking genius idea, if I went outside I'd do that.
>>26957917
Eh,I`ve seen people shitpost much worse stuff on here tbqh.
>>26957940
Well,it used to have actual robots on it,not attention hungry tumblrinas.
>>26956462
Then why are you so defensive about it mr. neetcuck?
>>26958619
because that girl dumped me for being neet
>a losing streak or a loss in Dota/LoL/any Moba makes him depressed, angry, or upset
>>26957596
Most are reasonable except for no porn, voting Trump, and thinking it's weird for a girl to date shorter than her. Those are all reasonable things for a man to do. It's silly to have them alongside not liking onions or ordering steak well done.
>>26953682
for once i actually have none of these red flags
i expect my gf in the mail soon, expedited SHIPping
>>26953682
Say, that's almost everythi-
>>he has pictures/videos of gore, animal abuse, or questionable lewd pics saved on his computer
No justification bullshit from me; I'm just a weird dude. But if it helps, I try to keep it under my hat.
>at McDonald's, he orders unsalted fries so workers have to make a new batch of fries that he'll just salt later because he wants his fries fresh
Cold fries are fucking awful and it's a pennypinching way for fast food restaurants to save a few shekels instead of constantly keeping them piping hot. Putting on a new batch of fries is one of the easiest and least time consuming things a fast food worker has to do on the job especially when the fries are frozen.
>he's voting for Trump or Clinton
guilty as charged
>>26953682
So, I gotta ask, because I know your essentially nitpicking a whole bunch of things i've heard people complain about but don't potentially care for myself so...
Do you actually care about these things?
Like, truly actually care about these things you've pointed out?
Honestly, think about it.
When you're done ask yourself this question: There's got to be a reason i feel the way i do about these things, is it because i truly care about them or because the outside world tells me i should?
Are these things ive come to find truly matter to me, or to others?
If this seemed to matter to others before it mattered to me, why did i adopt their view or opinion on these things? Why didn't I come to my own opinions on them and simply adopt theirs?
>>26953682
omg, how did i miss this thread? i was asleep for most of the day.
I literally pass all your red flags except for the "questionable lewd pics", which i do use to derail threads and shit post.
i like my pickles on the side when i get my burgers rare.
>single dad
>>26953682
I don't really do "red flags" but there are certain things that just annoy me about guys and that are definite turn offs.
>has perfect teeth (like ridiculously white and completely straight teeth)
>smokes or vapes
>thinks being a dick to people is funny
>is ashamed of his body and works out all the time
>likes to use a white-black deck in MTG
>has "collections" that require space and proper storage in his home/dwelling
>has an annoying laugh
>>26961960
I think I fit the laugh thing, but nobody has every said anything
>tfw having mediocre teeth worked out for once
Y-Yay ; -;
>>26953730
A normie.
Fucking get out
>>26953682
aw shit, I can't eat raw tomato
>>26961960
Fuck you, Orzhov life-drain is an awesome deck.
>>26962275
MTG is a shit game
>>26954842
Sure you don't buddy
>he says he doesn't like seafood, despite hardly eating any of it
>>26953682
These all all pretty reasonable minus traveling to a non-white country. Traveling to a non-white country when you are white can be very dangerous depending on where. That's just common sense. Mexico and Haiti come to mind just off the top they have the highest kidnapping rates in the world.
I would never go without a Mexibro.
God damn it if I don't love Mexican shit though.
We will have that road trip someday Arturo, my equally autistic latino bro.
>poor
>no car
>>26953682
You're not good enough for me anyways whore
Stop being such a bitch.
>>26963307
What if I used to eat a lot of it, but now am allergic and think fish tastes like shit?
>>26953682
first time ive seen a red flag list where i didnt set any off, hmu
>>26953682
Looks like I made it thr-
>he has a 'trap porn' folder
Oh well.
>the thought of traveling to a non-white dominated country worries him
the replies in this thread show how spot on that one is,
>>26962275
>life-drain
See this is what I mean. You have all sorts of gameplay styles that allow both players to compete over who can get their strategy into place and/or prevent their opponent from doing so, and then you have black-white bullshit that means one player just plays defense the entire time while they attempt to "starve" you out via life draining mechanisms. It's just uninspired and boring.
>>26957295
m8 it's quite obvious no matter how much you deny it
>>26964278
see post >>26962289 faggot
I am going to try that McDonald's thing...
>>26964333
I ignored that reply because it is wrong.
>>26954591
Ah, well, I'm clear off tha-
>falls in love with every girl who gives the slightest amount of attention to him
JUST CUCCCCK MY SHIT UP
I wish you never get to experience what its like to be neglected by virtually everyone, even your family. When you don't get love you cling to fucking every chance
>>26964388
Go play a different shit game nigger lover
>>26961960
I arrange all my LSD blotter collections (with the actual drug, not RCs nor wanna-be acidhead etsy shit) in order and using the color wavelength order.
This is a cool hobby, fuck you.
>>26964470
>my hobby is buying (with money that could be better spent elsewhere) things and then organizing them
Don't you see how this could be problematic in a relationship?
>>26953682
TLDR; you want a beta nu-male cuck. Comgrats. Why the fuck are you even here? As a trap, I know these threads are fake and bait but it pains me that some shy robots here believe this stuff and think they're on the road to getting a girlfriend. I wish they would wake up and see that all women are cancer and only see them as disposable males. You're probably either a guy shit posting or some mtf tranny which still likes to replicate how shitty women are
>>26964586
>Don't you see how this could be problematic in a relationship?
Him enjoying his hobby and spending his own money? Of course that's bad for a roastie who wants it all to herself, my bad!
>>26953682
>tfw you do atleast 90% of these things. Well I always knew I was going to be alone anyway. My 19th birthday is in a few days and I'm still a virgin. All I can hope for now is more powerful wizard spells.
>he orders his steak welldone
>mfw
>>26953682
Red flags for women
>She chew's with her mouth open
>Is under the impression that she is important
>Short, being a woman is no excuse to be short.
>Doesn't listen to a wide range of music.
>Eats too often/too much
>Even slightly overweight (Means she has problems with commitment)
Agree with OP except pickles are disgusting and you know it.
And
>he orders his steak welldone
No man has ever done this.
>being a weirdo that makes up lists
>he refuses to eat food with tomato, onion, mushroom, or pickles in it
>he doesn't like vegetables
>he orders his steak welldone
>he puts ketchup on his hot dog as a lone condiment
>he doesn't eat at a steady and clean pace when eating out
>he can't order anything at a restaurant without demanding changes (ex: don't mix the sauce with the food, put it in a separate bowl. I want everything on one big basket. Don't put in X ingredient)
Fucking hell, just let a man eat how he damn likes to, stupid bitch. Why are women such control freaks around food? It makes eating out an absolute nightmare.
>>26953682
>red flags for girls thread
Insightful comments that make sense and most of the times my own experience can confirm it
>red flags for guys thread
Either nonsensical retarded shit or basic common sense
Huh
>>26953682
What's wrong with only ketchup on a hotdog and a well done steak?
>>26953914
What's wrong with vydia
>>26953682
Fuck! I do none of these things. Except i have a massive trap folder, why is that so bad?
>>26953682
>doesn't think women should wear makeup
I'd prefer if they didn't. I don't get why anyone would be for it. It looks crappy usually.
>mushrooms
They suck in food. Especially hot foods. I can eat them raw or on a sandwich but in most recipes they just ruin your palette unless the mushroom is the main point of said dish.
>actively listen to music
I listen to music but I hardly ever actively listen to music. I build 'trailer scenarios' that fit the music in my head. Probably gonna make some attempts at videos about that soon.
>>26957639
>fraction of an inch
Not even that guy
I'm only trimming once every 4 or 5 months because muh >nogf but my fucking pubic hair hides more than a fraction of an inch, buddy
How does it feel to have low test?
