>be me
>be a fembot
>having fun and living in bliss because my bf is here all christmas break
>feel sad that he has to go back to school soon and I'll be alone and miserable 80% of the time again
>>25277904
that's why there's anime and dildos
>>25277904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54eyij7IfI
>be me
>be a fembot
>bf breaks up with me because ive had 4732 partners before him
>have to find a new bf
why are men so shallow?
>>25277904
Fucking stacey
People really need to stop replying to these boring blog posts.
Sage
I know that feel OP, my husband is going back to law school very soon..
>tfw your family forces you to hang out with them and you can't go fuck your husband for one day
>be me
>be a fembot
>go to club with "friends"
>guys approach them all night
>no guys approach me
fuck MEN
>>25277904
>>25277964
>fembot
>bf
>husband
Just kill yourself
>>25277964
Today I snuggled up with my bf and felt pure bliss. When he's not around I'm miserable.
>be me
>be fembot
>husband is on vacation for christmas
>can't sleep with tyrone be husband is home
why cant men man up and accept that women cant be sexually satisfied with only one partner
>>25278048
I don't see any reason to disbelieve this post.
>be me
>be fembot
>have crush
>seduce him
>making out with him
>unzip his pants
>his penis is only 6 inches
>tell him i need to go feed my cats
men should inform you of their penis size before anything physical happens so that you dont have to awkwardly make an excuse to not have sex with them if their penis is too small
>>25277904
>be you
>be a faggot 380 pound man
>post on the internet acting like a woman
>literally the only way you can feel like you're interacting with a woman is to pose as one yourself on an anonymous Scandinavian puppeteering instructional forum
>fucking pathetic
>be me
>be fembot
>go to club with bf
>drink too much
>make out with other guy
>bf gets mad
>tell him that i was too drunk to be responsible for my actions
>says he can't forgive me
>break up with him
if you cant handle me at my worse then you dont deserve me at my best
>>25278138
But I am a woman. I'm not lying.
>be me
>be fembot
>get pregnant
>have baby
>the baby is half black
>told my white bf the baby would be his
>he says he wont raise a kid that isnt his and breaks up with me
real men step up to the plate to finish the game that another man started
>>25278245
>But I am a woman
>on r9k
Pick one
>>25277904
If you have a bf you are not a fembot
>be me
>be fembot
>wear favorite zelda shirt to the mall
>cute guy strikes up conversation with me
>asks me which zelda game is my favorite
>tell him ive never finished any of them
>asks my why im wearing the shirt then
it's 2015, men need to accept that 94% of gamers are women
>be fembot
>get a bf
>still here to bitch because I have nothing better to do than be a sociopath
>be me
>be fembot
>fucking losers and uggo 6/10's hit on me all day
>best friend Paul takes me shopping and gives me a foot massage to make me feel better
>why can't i find a guy like him to date?
>nerd clerk at shop blushes and stammers while asking if Paul is my bf. fucking creep.
>go home alone and eat pint of ice cream while petting my cat and watching netflix.
>will probably die alone
And they say women can't be robots.
>be me
>be fembot
>bf's mom died
>getting ready for funeral
>put on favorite black dress and make up
>bf tells me that what im wearing is too revealing and sexy and is inappropriate
when will men realize women DO NOT dress for them
>>25278285
I can be though. I get so lonely without him.
>>25278444
>I can be though
No, you literally can't
Fuck off
>be me
>be fembot
>get assigned group project in uni
>only other person without a group is an ugly creep
>forced to work with him
>he asks me when i want to work on the project
>tell him i have a boyfriend (i dont, but i dont want to reject outright, what if he rapes me?)
>he does the project
>tells the professor i didn't contribute
why are ugly fat virgin creeps always so bitter
>>25278337
>be 24-year-old hapa girl
>sweet but misguided male relative buys me $15 starbucks giftcard for xmas
>go to starbucks painfully at noon
>some beta boy employee wearing dragonite pin
>he's thin, white, gawky and appears to be 19 or so
>look straight at it
>look back at him
>"nice charmander pin."
>his face twist up a bit
>"thanks."
>walk away without another word and wait for drink
>mfw getting final glance of his pain while walking out the door with my coffee
>be me
>be fembot
>bf is drinking
>get text
>bf hands me my phone
>sees the text is a dick pic from Jamal
>tell him that I don't know who he is
>demands I let him see my texts
>eventually let him
>he finds out I've been cheating on him
>he hits me and gives me a black eye and a bloody nose
>call my best friend to pick me up
>Best friend lets me sleep on his couch and calls the police and cooks for me
>get back together with boufrined after not pressing charges
>Best friend says he doesn't want to keep in contact with me if I don't appreciate what he does
why do men only care about SEX??
>>25277904
I don't understand why, you'll probably Fuck around on him after a week of him being gone also fembots can't real proof is in your post now Fuck off cunt or show your tits
>>25277904
Woowee I sure love these den it threads I hope you keep making them every day OP thanks
>>25277964
>>25278032
SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS PLACE
>>25277904
>be a fembot
stopped reading there
>>25277904
clever bait desu
8/10 made me instantly want to respond
>be fembot, has bf
>sad because bf is gon leave for a while
your post but cleverly worded.if this isn't bait kill yourself
