what is the weirdest thing you've done I've masturbated by cutting into an orange and making a hole int eh middle of it and using it to jerk off
How did it feel? Did the juice get in your urethra?
>>28774457
it wasn't worth the time it wasn't that good and no juice went into my urethra but onetime i used anti dandruff shampoo as lube ahghghghghg worst decision of my life burnt like hell
>>28774438
literally most people have fucked a fruit or vegetable, snowflake
Hey, I recognize that gay porn star!
>>28774438
>not using a cantaloupe or a pumpkin
Its almost like you don't want it to feel good.
>>28774645
I didn't have a cantaloupe or pumpkin
does anybody want a molestation story