>Sister caught me pissing in the sink
Wasn't it your turn?
>Mom found the shitbag
>Use the sink like a urinal every day for years
>Starts to smell like piss
>People are asking why
>I say "it was probably the dog peeing in the sink"
>My mom asks how the dog could have reached the sink
>Don't have an answer
Help me bros
>>28774518
why would you say the dog was peeing in the sink thats really dumb
anyway get someone to do it as a prank record it then blame it on them
>>28774433
why the fuck were you peeing in the sink anyway
>>28774518
>Have a job
>Mfw I moved out and can do whatever I want
Have fun NEETcuck
>>28774582
I don't have any friends....
None who would do that anyway
>>28774433
Just sit in the toilet.
it's comfier and safer
>pooping in sink
>turned on the garbage disposal instead of the water by accident
FUCK HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS
>>28774622
got money? pay a hooker! record and you will have no problem with the police
>>28774670
Anon, haha. Where did you find this one? I really really really like this image.
>Mother caught me cumming in her panties
Fuck
>>28775096
>referring to your mom as "mother"
Sup' Malculay Culkin.