Hi lonely guys of /v/, I, the Prince of Darkness, have a proposition for you.
Sell your soul to me, and in exchange I can have things arranged so you meet a girl, she's pretty, she adores you, she's everything you could want in a woman, she's even loyal to you too. YOU are her Chad. That's right. As far as she's concerned, you're the hot sexy stud who gets her engine going.
So what do you say? You accept my offer? I mean, there is a catch, but honestly, it's such a small, eensy teensy little detail, I doubt you'd even care, ya know?
>>24373093
Ah my apologies, I obviously meant /r9k/. You see, I made this offer to those guys on /v/ before, but I found them so dull and unintelligent compared to the fine men of /r9k/. Surely you guys see how great an offer I am giving you, right?
Just kill my shit up senpai.
I honestly should've already died by now.
>>24373093
We both know how this is going to end so tell me the catch so I can agree.
>>24373110
Awwwwwwww, don't be that way. Accept my offer, and happiness will be yours. Don't mind the potential little catch, some may try to spoil my deal for you and say I'm going to "screw" you over, but do I look like the kind of guy that would do that?
>>24373108
So they deleted your thread, huh?
I'd rather be YOUR Chad, Devil-Kun!
>>24373119
Oh, so you're one of those types... ok then, fine. I'll tell you, but honestly, it's such a small, tiny little thing, I doubt you'd care. See, the "catch", is that this girl I provide to you, will be a black girl. See? I told you there was no problem, it's such a minor detail who would even care really?
>>24373159
>niggers
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>>24373149
Of course! Said it was "garbage" and not "video game related". But they left up some thread bitching about feminism or women not looking like supermodels offending their eyes or some such nonsense. Ah well.
>>24373093
she's everything you could want in a woman
>>24373159
>black
AYYYY
>>24373173
Now now, don't be so hasty, perhaps we can work something out. Maybe there's a certain kind of black girl you'd be fine with? How about somali, or ethiopian?
Fuck off to >>>/x/ with your magical spirit RP bullshit
>>24373159
Is she at least a high yella?
>>24373218
No how about a new deal? Bend over and show me your boypussy, satan.
>>24373246
Sorry, but she can't be any lighter than a brown paper bag, you clever dog you.
God damnit, Satan.
>>24373093
im already a demon so deal
>>24373093
So what happens to my soul?
>>24373093
K count me in
>>24373312
The black girl gets it. But you guys will live a happy life out in the projects getting paid welfare to churn out a new nigglet every 9 months.
>>24373303
>>24373159
NONONO NODEALNODEALNODEAL FUCKING KEEP MY SOUL NO DEAL
>>24373303
And I'm already Lucario, so make that a double-deal.
>The Devil
>didn't even get 666
How can I be sure you're the real deal? Don't think you can pull a fast one on me so easily.
>>24373093
No thanks, women aren't everything you fucking nigger
>>24373358
>pretending to be the Devil
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