Under what circumstances would you walk around outdoors with your dick hanging out?
no one is there to see
>>24373048
whitebois in suicide watch
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>24373048
that nigger is really gross
>>24373096
those "niggers" fuck your women on a daily basis
Whenever I feel like it
>>24373099
no women of mine fuck niggers
>>24373048
>Drunk
>Everyone I'm with is doing it
>Try and play it off like I don't care that my dick isn't in proportion to my body
>Every sees through my charade but they go along with it so as to not hurt my feelings
>>24373048
When on a nude beach?
>>24373048
Any and all if it were legal and my family weren't within eyeshot.
I have one which is much bigger than average and would get a lot of female attention without needing to fabricate a personality that would be interesting to them.
>>24373112
You have no women
>>24373124
you're right, but it was also a figure of speech
I've been nude at lakes, rivers, the sea, and in a forest
Good times
>>24373124
Then he's not wrong about niggers not fucking his women.
If I owned a large secluded property with no neighbours for miles I'd probably walk around naked in the summer.
Kind of sucks when your only positive attribute is a giant schlong and nothing else. You know who else has big genitals? Animals... such as oh idk... apes? And horses? But I'd like to emphasize the ape analogy a bit.
>>24373188
Apes are ultra dicklets.
>>24373188
>I'd like to emphasize the ape analogy a bit.
Then you're dumber than a nigger. Humans have the biggest penis of all apes (because we're apes too), both in overall size and relative to body size.
My problem with going nude is that I instantly get a boner
Even if there's no one around, I just find being naked arousing
So obviously I can't go to proper nudist places because I'll just pop a boner
Which is really unfortunate, because I'd really like to go
>>24373188
something on your mind, son?
>>24373283
makes sense, the big dicks evolved because the "smarter" monkey women liked the big dicks better than small dicks.
>>24373048
with girls at the beach?
>>24373346
Does that dude just have one nut? wtf
>>24373444
Yes, Mr. Trips, just the one.
>>24373346
name of grill
>>24373188
Humans are apes, you idiot, and we have the biggest dicks in comparison to other apes.
>>24373188
And you know all of his positive attributes from a photo? Kek.
Never, since women don't know what a grower is.
>>24373048
>still walking away with whitey
Topcvck negroids
>>24373048
homo erectus
>>24374209
sweet generalization brah
my fwb is 3" flaccid, 9" hard so try again
[Spoiler] not b8 if it's true
>>24375428
nooooo I dun fucked up
>>24375428
Not at all brotatto, women have been confirmed dumb af
>>24375428
>9" hard
kek I'm sorry even if it's true
>>24375622
>Just under 9"
>Just under 6" girth
>Never had any trouble getting it on with any girl aside from my ex when I was actually smaller
You just need to work your magic with fingers and tongue beforehand
>>24373107
i just want to take a moment of this threads time to point out this poster.
I always see these lone threads where this image is posted and no one ever responds. its actually sad really. I was up at 2:30am last night after studying for a test, went on r9k before sleep and there it was. He posted it again at 2:30 in the morning. The sad part is no one gives a fuck and no one ever will. I dont even know if I, or anyone else on the board, understands the reference. Someone please just give the guy some attention. its pitiful.
Is 7x6 inches considered big?
If so, can I hang with the big dick crew?
>>24373048
Someone stole your clothes at gunpoint
>>24373048
Dude is just walking around half hard baka desu senpai
How embarassing
>>24378392
The black man is always semi erect. He's ready to provide his services to any woman who might be in dire need of some BBC
>>24378488
No blacks tend to be shower it means their erect to flaccid difference is very low
like1-2 inchs
they are 6 inchs soft and 8 inchs hard basically.
>>24378518
We got a black dick expert here, guys
>>24373048
PCP
getting high on PCP and running around naked in traffic while screaming nonsense is acceptable as long as you say you're on PCP
>>24373283
>>24373809
Are chimpanzees and bonobos considered apes too?
>>24377856
steven pinker. the joke = woman gets fucked, then your mind is the result of the birth/genetics?
>>24373048
used to do it when I was a kid
>around 14
>lived next to an expansive wildlife area
>used to walk through that place all the time. hours of walking, never meet anyone
>one day it's about 100 degrees out and had been for days
>no where is cool
>about a mile into the woods and decide to take my clothes off
>walk the woods with just my sneakers on
>feels goodman
>do this about 10 more times
>one day walking through woods, this time with clothes on
>see guy approaching from down the trail
>says he's seen me before in the woods
>never walk naked in the woods again
>>24373188
Have you ever seen a non-human ape penis?
Literally a pencil.
>>24373048
Do it all the time when I am secluded in the wildreness, usually getting sunlight on the balls. I also like to squat....
>mfw one time I ended up naked at a faggot cruising spot
>tfw don't live in Germany where nudity is legal pretty much everywhere
>>24373096
This is against rule #3 f a m.
you can tell the newfags itt based on their reaction to a moldy, decade old picture of a shrugging negro.
but to answer your question, op, i would have to be completely covered in thin, gauzy materials, except for my cock and balls, which would hang free and loose and rotten.
on the face part i would attack a beak, then i'd stagger around the streets ululating and spreading terror.
>>24373048
I own a few acres out in the country, so i can do whatever back through there, if i wanna dick around with my dick out there i can
>>24373048
Maybe in Asia only, my dick is small as fuck looks like a literal baby dick.
>>24373048
on location porn shoot
>>24378518
must be terrible to be a shower. I'm 1.5 inches soft and 6 inches hard and even I feel uncomfortable in my pants sometimes, how do those faggots live everyday?
>>24373117
>tfw 1 inch flaccid
>6.4x 6 erect
>tfw bottom 10% for flaccid length but top 10% for erect girth
It's an odd feel but I actually sort of like it, trick people on omegle into thinjing I have a tiny cock then get hard and pull the old switcheroo. That being said I'd probably never go around naked because it would be flaccid and embarrasing
>>24378488
>>24378518
>>24378539
You joke but it's actually true. I can't remember the name of the law that explains it but basically blacks have "better" blood flow and and longer extremeties so as to disipate heat better.It's why blacks have such long ass arms and such small flat ribcages
