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I guess i'll start

>I'm going to become a formula 1 driver
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i want to travel the world
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Come to power in a revolution and implement a functional government.
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I want to cook fancy fresh meals and bbq with the best ingredients everyday for myself
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I'll be happy some day
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>I'm going to die in my sleep
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I'm going to get a gf
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>>24373179
I want to restart life as the daughter of a humble edo era japanese farmer. How likely is this guys?
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I'm going to make the best RPG you have ever laid your eyes upon.
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I'm going to win the lottery.
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becoming a genius, ninja, martial artist, superhero.
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>>24373223
me first faggot, bet yours doesnt even have cowboys
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>>24373179
i wanna be a famous actor or just someone with importance, all day everyday i think of me being interviewed, accepting awards, finding cures to diseases. i dont know i just want to be loved
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Since I was 8 I daydreamed about marrying a redhead and being a cook.

Went to school for it several years and instead of getting that high paying job I envisioned, my degree left me in a low paying restaurant.

The redhead part had a twist too.

>meet up with girl friend introduced me to
>we hit it off shes quite lovely with makeup but plain in face
>itsallgood
>come to find out she's hydrophobic
>have to bathe with her to keep up her simple hygiene
>got old after 3 months
>after sex the entire area would smell rotten

I now no longer have a type after this. No idea who to go for.
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Destroy of dreams here:

>>24373192
You can travel the world but you will never stay in the same place for more than 20 minutes

>>24373199
of Sweden

>>24373209
and you will die at 40, alone.

>>24373210
and you will die the next day.

>>24373217
in painful agony

>>24373221
and you will be raped by 1000 gaijin cocks

>>24373224
and lost it twice over in debt

>>24373225
and everybody hates you

>>24373241
Everybody loves you but they will make you hate them.
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>>24373269
that is my greatest fear about making it, not liking the people or things that make my life possible.
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>>24373179
Becoming a programmer and paying off the thousands of dollars of debt I have with a programming job.
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I want to have a lifelong monogamous relationship with an intelligent and cute girl.
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I'm going to become a millionaire by writing my own app and then I'm going to fuck bitches, but I will never let them have a taste of my wealth. or at least not for too long.
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I'm going to be a professional starcraft 2 player.
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>>24373179
I'll wake up a morning and cease to have ever existed.
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>>24373179

>a ugly 4/10 girl will take an interest in me
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I was a normal kid and got to experience healthy and happy teenage years.
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>>24373321
It's not that hard for 5/10's and unders. Make her feel like the most special girl and the center of your world while playing it cool. She'll stick around for the attention.
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>>24373179
I actually made it as an airline pilot. Unfortunately I don't believe I'll ever be able to be always moving. I have to be tied down to a home. I'd like to just be constantly traveling, never in one place for too long.
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>>24373269
>You can travel the world but you will never stay in the same place for more than 20 minutes

whats that supposed to mean?
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>>24373362
It means you always have to travel, you can never stay in the same place for too long, sort of was referring to thee anime Mushishi.
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>Life is going to get better after school
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I want to become an author. Not even a famous author, I just want a book published.
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I'm going to fugg a cute girl with huge tatas. Maybe marry her if she's nice enough.
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>>24373407
Being an author is easy, getting famous is hard.
If twilight fanfiction can be a hit, so can your book.
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I want to be a seal
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>>24373179
>i'll never be a medical doctor

>tfw got accepted to US MD school then dropped out after 1 semester because i fucking hated it

so close, yet so far
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>>24373179
One day i'll live alone in a small apartment with just enough to live comfortably and sustain myself.

That's not too unrealistic a dream, right?
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I'm going to work for video games!

I'm a web developer and work on an indie game in my spare time. Close enough!
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>>24373524
i want to be a seal clubber
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>I'm going to work for the NSA
>I'm going to be the reason why my bloodline becomes middle class
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Become a model/actor/really fit to where I am famous on /fit/

I mean I'm gonna go for it because why the hell not I was gonna kill myself anyways
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>>24373179
That i'm really a cult leader from ancient china
but instead of being reincarnated in ancient china i was reincarnated in America and after reading what happens to modern day cults i decided it was best to blend in
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I'll have a cute thin girlfriend
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Make friends
Have fulfilling relationships with other people
Have a nice job
Go through college
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>>24373811
>Have fulfilling relationships with other people
Probably the hardest one you'll find.The ones you can do.
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Aircraft mechanic or IT

Slim chance of either. Probably going to be stuck at dead end wageslave forever.

Tfw even blue collar jobs are out of reach
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>>24373826
I literally can't do any of those things. I've tried them all and I just don't have the social skills to do them. I'm 100% sure I have an avoidant personality. I can't even see myself in a relationship, it scares me to death, not to mention I can't imagine spending my time with another person in general. I can't even stand family events, I get horrified. Christmas is probably the worst time of the year for me.
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Become a professional online poker player.

I was close once.
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>>24373733
i have daydreams about being selected by secretive government agencies sometimes. i wonder if they keep records of NEETS
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>>24373844
Oyy lad , just start with a few online friends , go arround to some vidya if you play any , sit arround in the same area doing fuck all and eventually someone will come up to you and start talking , that's how I met my 3 friends , then try taking what you can from the virtual world to real life.
Wont be easy but if you just try you might find your own way of talking to people.
Have a nice job , I dream about this one too , for me a nice job would be a mail man so no real difficulty there.
Go through college , just be on the hard grind everyday.
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>>24373343
>my dream job.

Closest I'll ever get is P3D

Have fun up there anon.
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>>24373896

I have a few online friends. I tried making more (and a few actually added me themselves recently) but I can't figure out how to talk to them. The conversations I have with them never last and we don't seem to have anything in common, yet they still want to be my friend. It's really awful and I feel dread every time I have to deal with one of those people.
And why would I go in public to play video games? I'm already enough of a loser as it is. Not to mention I don't live in NYC, so we don't do that sort of thing here. Even at Star Bucks people only go there to get coffee and go about their day.
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>>24373896
Also I already dropped out of college. If I can't get through an algebra book on my own what makes you think I can deal with college? It's been 10 years since I've been in any kind of education.
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>>24373923
how did you get more than one?

i used to have 4 or 5 pretty cool online friends i got along with well but we all lost contact eventually except for the 1 i was closest with and he's more like a brother to me at this point desu
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>>24373942
I don't know. I only talk to 3 of them.
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>>24373923
I meant play video games and , stay in the same area in the game to meet people and shit but w/e , and my conversations with my friends is just shit talking every day we dont say anything in specific , if we do happen to play together we just talk about the game if not , we just talk about games we could gay , how our day has been , old stories, shows movies , dont be scared to repeat old topics mate , just dont let them conversation die
>>24373934
About the college issue there isnt much I can help you with , what I do is , set a time and I just study for like 2-3h and I dont stop untill I understood everything I read and have everything mostly memorized.Also I dont have any math related subject so. This is what I do , it might help.
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>>24374003
>stay in the same area in the game to meet people
I've never played online games because I'm afraid I'll be mocked for being bad. The most I've done is about 10 hours of TF2 combined, and I've owned the game since 2008.

>my conversations with my friends is just shit talking every day we dont say anything in specific
That's how mine are too, but that doesn't mean I know how to talk to other people.

>how our day has been , old stories, shows movies , dont be scared to repeat old topics mate , just dont let them conversation die
I try, but the conversations never last with most people. Maybe it'll work for a day or two, but eventually we just stop talking.

As for studying I'm just not going to do that. I don't have the money to go to college even with FASFA, so what's the point?
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soccer player

lol

there are people who do hard drugs and dont train who are more talented than me

lol @ this world
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>>24373179
To marry my waifu, Choa.
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>>24374038
Thanks for the help by the way, but I'm a lost cause really
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>>24373179
I want to be suddenly rich without doing anything.
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>>24374038
>I've never played online games because I'm afraid I'll be mocked for being bad.
I play TF2 right now too , just do shit every match swap class every time I die , cant land a shot for shit , you just have to think "it's just a game" I know it sounds cheesy as fuck but it really just is a game and if someone is getting mad over it well tough titties.

Also if you dont you should just have skype calls with them and just make stupid ass questions. It's what I do , shit like , who would win 3 gorillas or 10 of you? Then start making hypothetical situations.
>>24374092
And nah you're not mate , I'm pretty retarded myself the shit I do , lmao if only , just have to keep trying to improve yourself.
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>>24373179
I'm going to become a professional boxer
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>get interested in astronomy during high school
>start a bunch of fedora-tipping years
>finally decide to become an astronaut
>end of high school
>wanna roll into astronomy course at uni
>three years of astrophysics are mandatory before astronomy
>roll into astrophysics course
>it's all math I never seen before
>try to learn but can't learn shit
>quit after five months
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I never really had any dreams. Most of my life has just been following the path of least resistance.
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To not be anxious and depressed occasionally
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i'm going to become a human being someday
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becoming a psychonaut
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I want to be a mime.
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>>24373179
this picture makes me feel fucking claustrophobic
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>>24373179
Im going to be happy
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-I want to be remembered.

-I want to sit in snow , above the polar circle. Just me , watching the Northern's Lights for hours , watching them dancing , a silent ballet orchastred just for me , smoking something that would be my last cigarette.

-I want to have one of these nights , under the stars , having the heart heavy and steady. Saying the most meaningful I love you I would ever said.

-I want to make someone genuinely smile.
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>>24375031
m-maybe it's not too late, anon? ;_;
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I am going to become president of the United States in 20 years.
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I'm going to own a small house in the country with an old barn that I keep a biplane in, and I'm going to fly that plane whenever I feel like it just for fun. And I'm gonna wear goggles and a scarf too.
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Unrealistic goals

>become independent
>have my own place
>have a lady to share it with
>a job I don't hate
>enough money to live comfortably without worrying about bills
>able to travel a little

I just want to live :(
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>>24373224
all I want in life t b q h f a m

I'd buy a small shitty house in the country and not have to worry anymore
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I'm going to be loved
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>having dreams
Bunch of normies, the lot of ya.
You should all be barely hanging on.
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>>24373192
Why can't you? A round trip from U.S. to Europe is only ~$1,000 if you buy it six months ahead. Then you can stay in hostels cheap.

>mfw three week intercontinental trip with bf less than a month from now
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>>24373568

>tfw wanted to be a doctor
>fucked up undergrad so hard there's no chance now

I feel no passion for anything except healing people. It's probably a good thing tho. I'd probably just get someone killed even if I did manage to get in.

Out of curiously what did you hate about med school?
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>>24375840

do another degree, jesus.

why not do fucking nursing or something, finish the degree, and try for medschool.

worst case: you become a nurse and continue the passion of helping people

best case: you get the opportunity to earn your MD.

life is really fucking long, and you're probably in your early 20s or someshit.

sack up nerd.
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>>24374288

There's a reason only the best of the best become astronauts. All the shit they have to learn is mind boggling, and that's not even considering the physical requirements.

One of my friends grandparents was in the navy and was specially selected for the space program and he voluntarily dropped out because it was so demanding. My jaw dropped when he told me that.
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>I'm going to race in the isle of man
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I always wanted to be a speed skater, but I lived in the deep south, my parents were broke as fuck, and I'm short with horrible muscle tone.
Now I'm just fucking old and way past my prime.
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>>24375879

I can't afford another degree right now, but I've been considering it.
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>>24373199
damn that's my dream too
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>have a good creativity
>want to use it but no idea how

For the time being i'm tossing around the idea of writing a novel, i think the idea i have is pretty good, but i don't know how to start this shit

also, another demotivator, is that if i do write the story, and get famous, i'm afraid my work will spawn an entirely new, but disgusting fetish and i really don't want that
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Be a normie.
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I'll make hundreds a day on twitch playing vidya
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I always wanted to be a fratboy in college but I was just a computer science nerd
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>I'm going to be a surgeon and save people's lives.

I'm a clumsy sperg (not even 4chan's, "Oh, haha, you autist" sperg, just straight-up, actually on the spectrum) who's so bad with his hands that I can't use utensils properly. I couldn't tie my shoes until I was almost 8. I don't have a delicate touch. I break things.

Still fucking going for it, though.

>>24373209
That's,,,totally attainable, dude.

>>24373221
Not sure how reincarnation works or if it breaks temporal laws.

>>24373224
Not gonna lie, I play powerball, too. It's nice to dream, right?

>>24373259
>tfw no hydrophobic stinky gf

>>24373568
Geez, those feels

>>24375840
Have you considered doing well in a post-bacc or another degree?

>>24373733
Traitor.

>>24375633
None of that is unrealistic, but it is problematic that part of it depends on a girl.

>>24376183
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>>24376318
you quoted me >>24376183 but you didn't say shit

what's that supposed to mean?
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Be a pilot ;_;
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Why do people try to become pro-gamers when being better than 99% of players 99% of the time isn't good enough? Why don't they spend that time learning programming or something? Even shitty fucking programmers get paid.
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>>24373179
become aa cyborg
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>>24376380
Whoops. It was probably something like, "I know those feels" in regard to having a million ideas that never get fleshed out totally.
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I will be something special... I will change the world for the better.

>Mfw I am nothing but a fgt robot
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>>24373241
Just volunteer then?
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tfw you will never be top fucking badass pilot surrounded by friends and qt 3.14 teacher

why even live?
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>>24373179
>I'll be happy when I'm an adult.
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>I will become an artist
>I will become a film director

once I get off my depressed ass
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Become a renowned music producer
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>>24373179
I will be an astronaut
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>>24376449

The same reason 90% of high school football players want to become NFL stars. Delusions of grandeur and desire to make a name for themselves doing something that they enjoy.
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>>24376533
cont

tfw you will never be top fucking badass pirate sorrounded by friends and respected by you crew...
tfw you will never a possibility to discover the most beautiful parts of the world and empty bottles of rum with one night stand girls
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>>24375836

You are the definition of normal.

get out
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>>24376556
Most artist use depression as a way to make their art
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>>24376652
I have a method, the issue is the depression is killing the drive, senpai.

I know I'll enjoy it when I draw, even start it, but I cannot start anything.

Kill me pls
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>>24376626
tfw you will never italian film director durning 60s, who has sport gayish italian cabrio and ofc fucks a lots of women
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>>24373179
Becoming a jet fighter pilot.

>tfw too tall
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>>24373179
I want to buy a large plot of land and built a Byzantine castle on a hill, and live there with all my friends. I'd pay Mexicans decent wages to farm in the areas, while me and my friends would cattle-wrangle. We'd go back to the castle every night and fuck our wives to the point of exhaustion, with fresh food and wine being served every day.
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i going to fuck every single one of the female characters of my chinese cartoons
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>>24376869
I am a mexican who wishes to do hard manual work in the US. Hire me please b0ss?
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Someday i'll lose my virginity
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I want to clean the garbage out of the river near my house.
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>>24377299
grindr brah
Free boipucci.
But at least read a book about topping first. And practice on yourself a little.
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>>24376718
What's the height limit?
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>>24373524
CONTENT FOR THE CONTENT GOD
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>>24378830

https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html#Content
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I'm going to become a great author
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>>24373179
>literally my plan right now
>probation(false DV case I beat) ends in March
>flying to colorado with all my money and all my clothes and nothing else(don't have anything else)
>staying there for a year
>moving back to homectiy to expunge the probation charge
>get job at amazon(failed bg check)
>use them to pay for school
>become saul goodman
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>going to be a scientist and make a major scientific discovery
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>>24377343
You are a cool dude.

I understand these feels.
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>>24378830
gunz r dum but ak mag no go in that way it huk n pivut dum nub
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>>24377354
>boipucci
Kill yourself.
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>>24378984
my bf wouldn't like that baka robut
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I'm gonna become the most famous musician of all time. I can dream, i can always dream.
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>>24378850
publications for the publications god?
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my dream is to go so deep into depression that my life snaps into two timelines. one where i kill myself, and the other where i lapse into a permanent absurdity, i live out my life as a joke and giving zero shits up until the day that i die - full smug pepe.
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Incite great emotions in people by composing something akin to Dvorak's 9th.
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My current dream:
>win the lottery
>buy old space shuttle from NASA
>develop successfully with my buddies in engineering school a functional nuclear fusion reactor, and put it on the space shuttle
>be the first crew to go to Mars
>gets praised by all the media
>we create the first interplanetarian company and earn billions
>die peacefully next a magnificent view of Jupiter with my family around me

>tfw no friends
>tfw just slightly above-average IQ
>tfw borderline autist
>tfw it's the most improbable thing of this thread
Keep dreaming anyway because it's keeping me alive.
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>>24379985
Your dream was fucking stupid. Shuttle couldn't survive hitting martian atmosphere fast and couldn't glide in that extremely thin stuff. So you're bringing wings and other heavy shit for nothing. Did you know a wet orbiter was about 100 metric tons?. It's the worst vehicle for anything beyond low earth orbit, and usually the worst for that too. STS a shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_the_Space_Shuttle_program

It looked cool though.

For some similarly uninformed autism:

spaceshuttletothemoon
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>>24373179
I want to find someone who loves me for who I am.
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>>24380399
Do you like who you are? Would you want to be pushed to improve yourself?
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>>24373179
>I will never conquer the world
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>i'm not going to be a rockstar ;_;
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I'm going to become rich from my music and tour the world
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i'll become somebody
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>>24373269
I think you meant *Bringer of Edgetism
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>>24380545
I have my life together and am in decent shape, improving my body and my appearance. But I am shy as hell and have severe abandonment issues and that means I'm totally undesirable. Some women can overlook body and face as long as they like the personality, but no woman can overlook the personality.
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>>24373407
Self publish
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Dreams I had as a child
>being an independent artist
>become a professional football player
>become astronaut

All of them just faded away over time. My family really liked my creative side. I used to draw A LOT and I was really interested in art. I was never really good at it, I never good advices, and for some reasons my paintings were always worse than those of classmates. The girls in particular seemed to be able to paint much cleaner and better and I was always wondering what the reason was I sucked. Was is the equipment, am I doing something wrong? I'm still extremly creative but my paintings looked horrible. Over time it just faded away, I got bullied and then I became the nerd followed by the funny guy. Expressing myself through art seemed like something that'll make me weak. I paint something and if people see it they will laugh at it so I don't paint, it's something pretty personal after all and I have no confidence to speak of. I still have this with me today. I want to express myself but I'm afraid.
The football thing was pretty weird. I loved playing football, kind of still do. I played in at a local club and I was always be the "kind of average but sometimes great because he keeps trying"-player. I used to have friends and we always had a great time. But when I started to get bullied football stopped being fun. I lost all of my friends and in addition to that I realized how retarded the whole culture surrounding football was. Drinking alcohol, having a favourite club, hating every other club just because, being rude assholes and tons of bullshit overall. It just stopped being the fun sport I played with my friends and turned into the annoying sport full of assholes.
I always was fascinated by space and science in general. I still am, how cool would it be to leave this gay earth? Flying in a plane is pretty amazing as well and I did that at least.

Right now I'm a piece of shit with no dream or goal in particular. I just want to stop being so miserable.
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i want to go to space and meet different species and have fun with them.
Humans are overrated.
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Have a hotel chain. It seems so simple.

>work at hotel
>learn how to run it
>study other hotels
>work way up to upper management
>start buying stock in hotel company
>buy independent hotel
>use profits to buy another one
>buy small, regional motel chain
>buy more stocks in first hotel company
>sell motel chain to first hotel company for stock and a little bit of cash
>Should now own at least 30% of company, partner up with other shareholders, hostile takeover, now you run the entire Hilton Hotels Company
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>>24373179
How are tou doing mitch!
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>>24375562
petty cool unrealistic dream, actually
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>>24375562
This is freaking adorable.

Best one ITT.
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Start as a grunt in a foreign army during the upcoming WWIII. Total war breaks out, I rise through the ranks and eventually lead the genocide of all non-whites.
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>I'm going to have many friends
>I'm going to have sex with lots of different kinds of women
>I will find love
>I will success in life
>I will have a happy life
>I will have a life
>My bowel problems and other health defects will heal when I'm an adult
>It gets better
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Be a comic artist.
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>be formula 1 driver
>be rally driver
>be military special forces
>be police special forces
>be rich
>date her ;_;
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>>24373179
I'll be the next Hitler
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>>24373179
>I will have a girlfriend
>I will experience love
>I will have friends
>I will make memories and have experiences
>I will graduate college

Just going to fucking kill myself tbqh fa.m
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I wanted to play in the NBA so fucking badly. I didn't start playing basketball until 7th grade, but I loved it, even if I wasn't that good at it.

I slowly improved, and tried out for the all-district team in 8th grade but didn't make it. In high school I then tried out for the freshman basketball team, but the coach made me the "manager" rather than putting me on the team as a player. I was excited, but it turned out that manager just meant waterboy and scorekeeper. I watched all the guys on the team get gfs and have fun while I watched and wished it were me.

I tried out again for the junior varsity team my sophomore year, and didn't make the team again. I watched as the coach picked his friend's kids and watched as they soared through high school as popular cool athletes. I vowed to train everyday so that I would make the team my junior year.

I started going to /fit/ that year to learn to get in shape, and I worked out everyday and ran 20 miles a week. It worked and I became a very good ball player. I then tried out again as a junior, and the whole team told me I was playing lights out and would probably make it. Again, I didn't make the cut. I asked the coach if I could be in his spring league, but he told me I couldn't for some reason.

As a senior I tried out again, and still didn't make it after even more training and practice. To make matters worse the coach made me try out with the underclassmen.

The one thing I enjoyed and normies wouldn't even let me have that.

/blog
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>>24375840
the amount of memorization. i knew it was memorization heavy going into it but holy fuck was it horrible. wake up, plow through 4 hours of video recorded lecture at 1.5x speed while taking notes, then spend another 2-4 hours studying every single fucking day except for maybe sunday.

and the idea of studying for exams non-stop for 4 years of med school and 3-6 years of residency made me want to kill myself.
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>>24373179
My dreams didn't seem all that unobtainable until I discovered just how inept I really am

>tfw you'll never be a scientist like you had promised your uncle
>tfw you're destined for mediocrity because of shitty math skills
>tfw failing every math class at Uni at least once
>tfw no rich parents to carry you through your failures
>tfw you weren't nearly as intelligent as you thought you were
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>>24373179
I'm gonna graduate from the U.S. Naval Academy and be captain of a destroyer
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>>24381406
chimpbot feels
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>I want to own the Oklahoma panhandle!
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>>24381564
I'm white and tall
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I want to manipulate the worlds opinion on various issues using the internet.
>Have several hundred shill accounts
It's actually going pretty well, though I am only a drop in the bucket. I need to increase my penetration.
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>>24373179
>formula 1 driver

I know that feel man, I raced competatively for 10 years but I just wasn't good enough.
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Just live off the grid I suppose,or be a soldier of run a gold mine.
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Become a rugged explorer and adventurer of the forest, mountain and jungle. Learn to finally DM a Pathfinder or Workd of Darkness game, and do it well for a long campaign. Win the lottery and never want for anything again. Completely erase my anxiety. Learn to make friends with absolutely anyone. Never do anything I don't want to, ever again.
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>I want to be a game designer so I can make everybody happier even if it's only by making them forget about their lifes while playing my games
>Go to college
>3rd year
>I can't even make a shitty android screen for one of my classes

>I want to have a happy family
>Can't even talk with someone irl due to social anxiety and depression
>Thinking in making an IA resembling my ideal waifu
>I don't even know how to do a basic AI

Just kill me
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>>24373179
>Marry my childhood sweetheart
>Get a comfy job as a college network technician
>Own a 4-bedroom house in the country
>Have one son and twin daughters

Normal and boring for some, unobtainable dream for me.
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>>24373192
But that's easy. I have friends who have done that and they're poor.
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>occasionally entertain a fantasy of becoming a professional baseball player
>don't even particularly like baseball
>just want to have a cool walk-up song and do goofy shit in front of thousands of spectators like moonwalking the bases, drawing a new crowd of fans who come just to watch my shenanigans, kinda like Happy Gilmore
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>Get a pro level anime made
>Write an American TV show that goes past pilot
>Get LD skill to the point where it only takes me 10 min to shift
>Get visualization skill and vis library to level of kim jung gi
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>>24373179
>I want to own a house
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>>24377397
6 feet.


cause your comment was 6 seconds, because your comm
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I can still become a successful musician, r-right?

I mean I'm a 19 years old NEET who's entering uni next year, it's still "realistic", unlike becoming a pro soccer or tennis player. The only major drawback is that I live in a third world shithole with no realistic chance of moving out.
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I'm gonna save the world from.... something....... and then girls will be all over me
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>>24382761
Do you also got a voice in your head that is telling you to do things you normally wouldn't do, because it has to be done. Or you made something( anything) and the voice is telling you, that was the right chose? Mine says, im the neutral side, the are also the good and the bad one as well, which are our enemies though.
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>to become a folk artist
>to work as an audio engineer in a music studio
>to get a qt short-haired artsy gf who we can mutually share our feelings with one another
>become an artist and make an epic (in the traditional sense) graphic novel/manga series
>be sailor and sail around the world
>live in a cozy apartment in the middle of a major city
>travel the world and have cross-culture exchanges with people

maybe one of these are are are possible, but I doubt it
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my dream will come true, im going to be the first eurasian president.
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>>24378830
>slavshit
bloxoxox
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>>24373179
> Programmer at Google

24kv neet of nearly 9 years and a hs dropout
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>>24382855
Yep, there's another me living in my head, and we always argue, about anything and everything.
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>>24382972
i have that feel too
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>i will save the white race

nothing but race matters tbqh family
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I want to be a really good pilot like Chuck Yeager, or an astronaut. Unfortunately I have bad eye sight and with the rise of unmanned vehicles I will probably never see the skies flow over me at mach 10
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>>24382992

I also do have someone or more exactly something in my head.

Not a clear voice, but I feel his "presence" when I'm alone , it always starts with chills on my skin , the feeling that follows is a feeling of panick , like if a threat was close and the attack , imminent.

As the sensation goes longer , the chills progress from my arms to the back of my head and the feeling of panick is getting worse and worse, like my whole body is getting ready for death to hit at any moment.

If I don't stop the process , I literally disconnect , I breath heavily , my muscles are filling with blood. And the sensation of panick fade away to make room for rage.

Over the years I have learned to calm what I call my "beast" , with music , I trigger the process , and lock it , just to feel a short-but-intense boost of energy.

I know how much this sounds edgy , I do know that. I'm a normie but I always have been fascinated by this state.
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I want to be reborn a girl. I'm not a tranny freak, people would care about me if I was a girl.
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I want to be a university professor.

It will never happen.
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I just want a short gf with a big ass
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>>24373179
being immortal
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I want to be an astronaut
to see the world from the outside

born with type 1 diabetes
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Just remember, robots.
At least you aren't Anthony Burch.
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>>24373407
Self publish mate. With ebooks, it's never been easier. If your stuff is good (or even if it's not provided it appeals to a wide range pf demographics, or to one very specifically, or you market it cannily) you will find an audience. A little bit of side income might be all you desire. However, it might actually take off at which point you will either draw the attention of a publisher who wants the rights (and is willing to pay you to write your next book) or you will be able to submit it or your next manuscript to a publisher, with benefit of already having an established readership.
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>>24386393

Dude. I don't know you and this is probably not the place to ask that.

But I also have a story of mine , really really really long , 80% people who heard it actually liked it.

But , I don't think I have the skill to write it down. What do?
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I want to be a film director and make a show about my own life ''Louie'' style, it would be /r9k/ the show
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I want to take over the United States through the democratic process like Hitler did.
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>>24381819
>easy

explain how, if your still here
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>>24373179
I want the ability to pause time.
I would probably be 80 by the time I let 24 hours pass if I ever got that power.
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i'm going to have a cute nationalist bf and we'll get married and have children and i can be a housewife and writer and we'll live happily in the new third reich
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>>24386921
>But , I don't think I have the skill to write it down. What do?

Study creative writing and practice. You can do that on your own or go to a creative writing short course or enrol in a creative writing degree at a university if you prefer a classroom environment where you can also get feedback. Learn enough that you're confident and have developed a decent first draft. Submit the draft for a professional read, adjust to their stipulations, then submit it to a professional editor, make any necessary alterations, then publish it or submit it to a publisher.

Your only option is really to write it yourself. Whilst people might like your story keep in mind no one will ever give as much of a shit about it as you do until it's written. People have their own things going on and everyone has a story they'd like to write.

The difference between everyone and writers is the writers actually write that story,
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I only want to date a girl of my dreams yet I still find myself complaining about loneliness.

I guess I'll just have to keep searching.
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I'm going to synthesize a large jar of dextroamphetamine
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>>24373179
I'll have it all figured out when I'm 30.
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>>24386239

Iktfb

>want to be an Air Force pilot
>type 1 diabeetus
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I'm going to get over depression
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I wanted to become supreme leader of earth by unifing all nations under one authoritarian rule and focusing humanity on space exploration.
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I'm in school right now to end up in the forensics field, which is awesome and I love it, but I've always really wanted to be a stage actor.
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I still want to downhill race on the Tooj like Takumi and become a professional rally car driver ;_;
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>>24373179
I always wanted to live in at least a small community where nobody was evil or retarded. No jewish religion, no capitalism, no whores, no drug addicts, no identity politics and sjw bullshit. Everyone worked for the species and obeyed the law and valued genuine human relationships and respected all life.

Now I realize there are exactly 0 humans other than myself who could live to this standard.
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>>24379057
This image is where you can first see society going to hell. If you listen closely, you can hear Hitler sobbing.
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>>24388986
I want this too. Anarcho communism is possible bro.
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>>24389771
I'm a total authoritarian though. People are not equal. Different people have differing abilities.
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>>24373179
Achieve Apotheosis.

Baring that, dying peacefully in my sleep. Preferably tonight.
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>>24390814
Same two bee honest.
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>>24373179
>I'm going to do something with my life
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>>24373179
>>24373701
Similar here desu senpai.

>Develop a few good websites
>Write at least 2 epic fantasy novels
>Make indie games and eventually one triple A title
>Have a semi-successful youtube channel
>Open up and manage an arcade plaza like those in Japan with weekly tournaments for popular fighting games and the like

The worst part is I've started and even came close to accomplishing everything but the arcade bit, but I can never finish anything. Even researched and practiced enough to harness the skills needed to reach those goals. I feel like a complete loser.
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True love. That's all.
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Become a professional wrestler
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>I'm going to join the peace corps, travel the world and make a difference in peoples lives
Haven't failed at it yet, but applying next year when I graduate. Going to kill myself if I get rejected
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>tfw dreams and goals haven't come true, but my thread still up
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creature and writer of a sucsessful animated show
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>>24391656
same but with a friend to do it with
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I want to learn to paint and draw really well
I want to circumnavigate the globe on a sail boat
I want to make a video game
I want to make a webcomic
All of my dreams are pretty humble I guess, but I'm still not going to achieve them because I like to feel sorry for myself rather than do anything.
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>>24388609
you can still do theatre on the side
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I will hold hands with a semi attractive girl.
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>>24391673
i have a friend to it with.. just doubting our sucsessful part
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