Good morning, wagecuck. Hope you had a great two days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
>>25145788
HAHAHAHHAAHAHA
YOU ARE A FUNNY NIGGER
CAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
always one on the board at any given time, without fail.
bless this thread
I can afford nice things.
>>25145813
CAN YOU AFFORD NIGGERs?!?!?!?!
AHAHAHAAHAAAHHAHA
cAHAHAHAHA
>>25145813
As can I with the 'disability' money I receive every month thanks to you, wagie!
Work harder and faster; the more you make, the more I make, but with more sleep in time, no driving, free food and all the 4chan I can handle.
>>25145788
Thisthread needs more replies.
Tockety
>>25145813
>he gets value from material things
>he's a consumer whore
damn your life is in shambles my man
>be me
>live in Scotland
>want to stay home and play vidya
>signed on for free monies
>3 years later they tell me I will have to work for my benafits (full time job for 56 quid a week)
>lolno.png
>tell them i'm agrophobic
>get payed duble to be stay home /comfy/
mfw
>>25147423
>mfw bongs get paid in literal sea food
>>25147423
>1.13MB
>720x805
i ain't savin' that shit nigga
>>25147423
Fuck you, scotbot here and i genuinely was agoraphobic years ago and got declared fit to work becauae i didnt attend the health asessment because I couldn't because i couldn't leave my house, fucking catch 22
>>25147468
Shitson you need to go to your apointments. I manged to get myself a key worker and would bring hima along to all of mine. It makes the job centre people play by the book and treat you like a person.
>>25147467
Here you go sir
How much cuck can a wage cuck cuck?
[Burps and farts externally]
>>25145813
>he thinks mass market products are worth anything or 'nice'
top kek
I hope you're earning millions to buy anything of worth
>>25147679
you're not from around here are ya
Ahhh, another day of relaxation and leisure. Thank you wagies.
>>25147423
When will wagekucks ever learn?
Jokes on you, I don't work today.
>>25145797
>always one on the board at any given time, without fail.
theres always several actually
THIS is fun.
>>25147232
>can afford nice things
>life is in shambles
Pick one faggit
Another day, another being able to afford whatever the fuck I want. Neets will never know this feel.
>>25147974
If you could afford whatever you wanted then you wouldn't have to work in the first place would you?
>>25147966
>fails to see the joy in life beyond possessions
yeah you shambled dude
>>25148091
I have a cool and interesting job. Something you wouldn't comprehend.
>>25148272
That's nice for you.
>>25145788
Thisis a good thread that deserves to be on the first page.
Daily remember that the ambassador of the wage is watching
>"In Antiquity, even the slave had hours of leisure and merriment that were all his own; he had his games of dice in the shade of the columns of his master's portico, his coarse jokes, his free chatter, his free life outside his daily routine".
>"The modern slave has not the privilege of loitering, completely carefree, for half an hour. His so-called leisure itself is either filled with almost compulsory entertainment, as exacting and often as dreary as his work, or -- in "lands of freedom" -- poisoned by economic worries. But he is not openly bought and sold. He is just taken. And taken, not by a man in some way at least superior to himself, but by a huge impersonal system without either a body to kick or a soul to damn or a head to answer for its mischief.".
>yfw wagecucks literally have it worse than actual slaves
Your 30 minute break is almost over wagecuck so stop reading this thread and get back to work.
>>25148609
>neet calling anyone a slave
Oh, the irony. Living in a cage must dull your brain.
>>25148693
>i'm the one living in a cage
I'm not the one who has to go to his workplace and be trapped in there for the majority of my waking time a week.
I'm free to go where i want silly wagecuck.
I work nights and can play on 4chan the whole time because no one gives a shit.
Unfortunately it's just bongs and ozzies so it's a shitty time. How can two countries be comprised entirely of shitposters?
>NEET's berating wagecucks for being able to buy things
>muh anti-consumerism
>NEET's would have nothing to do with their free time if it weren't for capitalism
>implying NEET's don't constantly consume resources and use mass produced products throughout the dayI've been a NEET for 6 years straight and even I know this is utterly pathetic, I still despise wageslavery and consumerism all the same but it's the world we live in
>>25148726
Yet you don't. A prison of the mind.
>>25148788
>i-i-i have to constantly have new toys and be entertained
Mindset of a wagecuck
>>25148828
You're using a PC with internet aren't you?
>Mindset of a wagecuck
I guess you didn't read my entire post, also I haven't bought any new "toys" outside of one video game for the ENTIRE year and I've been completely content but I still use a PC and internet daily just like you which are considered "toys".
>>25148726
You're trapped in the basement. You can never leave. Sure you can occasionally go to Subway and back, but you will always go back to your cage.
>it's raining today
>NEET so I'm wrapped in blankets listening to it and watching out the window
Life is good my brothers
>>25145788
Jokes on you sucker, Monday/Tuesday is my weekend.
Enlightened NEET friends, do any of you have bipolar type 2? I want to shed my wagecuk lifestyle.
Any advice for applying?
>2025
>1st world economy falls apart
>All you NEETs with no applicable skills gotta sweep the streets for 0.35$ an hour or starve to death
'Tis a sad day for wagecucks everywhere.
Oh well... Someone has to pay for all our luxorious NEETbux!
>>25149392
fuck starving to death. I'd step in front of a train the first day I was out on the streets.
>>25148362
>>25149435
You two are on every fucking NEET thread I see.
I've got an EVGA GTX770 right now. Should I SLI and get another 770? Or should I just upgrade and get a 980 TI or a Titan?
>>25145950
>"the more you make, the more I make"
Yeah no. You're on a set small amount of money. I get a lot of money. Anyway, you're free to have the scraps off my table. As long as you bark like a dog for it.
>attaboy Fido
Shut up faggot with this stupid threads aghh
>>25148693
I know right? Since when did the vermin start thinking they were superior? Delusional thick cunts or what?!
>work 3 days a week
>only one of those days starts before noon
>spend every morning drinking tea and reading
>still make $35k/yr
>>25149506
Got nothing better to do with their lives that's why.
I'm making good money babysitting these Russian kids and doing literally nothing. They're super well behaved so I just sit on my phone or do origami with them. Pretty nice DESU.
>>25149626
Nannying can be a sweet gig with the right kids.
>exgf nannied 2 days/week with child of rich family
>they'd do crafts and read stories all day, kid was super independent and low Kay
>family was super rich so at Xmas they bought her 6 months at her fitness club and a spa voucher for 2
>>25149592
Wagie, wagie, having a ragie
Wagie, wagie, place him in a cagie
Wagie, wagie, make him work for his wagie
Wagie, wagie, don't let him playgie
>>25149706
>low Kay
I stand by this typo
>>25149706
These kids are really easy. They have a schedule they follow on their own and I sit on my phone while they do schoolwork/practice and occasionally teach them some origami. Like most kids with immigrant parents, they're a lot more disciplined than American kids.
>tfw have an interview on Wednesday
>tfw wagecuck meme will make me fuck it up
>>25149714
>he's so cooped up and alone he thinks this is clever trolling
>I'm a fat neetbag and even I think you are lame
>this is probably the same guy complaining about his oneitis only dating chads
>>25149820
> tfw sent my CV almost a month ago to place I REALLY want to work at
> haven't heard as much as a call or email from them ever since
t-there's still a chance, r-right?
>tfw work at.home
>tfw comfy
>>25148726
>I'm free to go where i want
Pretty sure $1800 every other week can't get you anywhere beyond your "Sandwich Artisan" every now and then.
It's so weird. My 'rents and my grandparents both value hard work and working hard. I hear them talking.
>(grandmother)where's David? Is he coming over for christmas
>(mother)nah mother he'll be working
>(grandmother)oh that's good...
My father will also be working if they need him.
My sister is working hard since shes getting her first apartment. But she always seems to be down in the dumps. Like she wants to kill herself.
And here I am watching from the sidelines. Living with my 'rents since I don't gotta pay rent.
Is there a term for this? I think it was called red pilled or something. Anyways, I'm going to be in this ride until both my 'rents kick the bucket.
> tfw own a couple of locals
> tfw work 2 hours a day tops while I set shit up
> tfw have my own wageslave brigade to do the manual labor and give me mad dosh while I spend the rest of my free time doing whatever the fuck I want
>>25149844
No. Move on.
I've applied to a bunch of places.
>>25149555
this is an alpha male. learn from him, NEET cuckbois
fuck off neet pepe the whole year you've been buttblasting me, I FINALLY GET TWO WEEKS OFF, PAID.
>>25149883
>$1800 every other week
that's... more than what I make at my wagecuck $13 an hour job.
:(
>>25145788
>3 week christmas break
feels good sitting around and not being broke
>>25149506
They're worse than tripfags tbqh
>>25150526
sitting around not being broke
cant do much with all that money you made wagie, businesses are closed, shipping is delayed, nice restaurants are closed. what are you going to do with all that free time not being broke bro?
>>25150727
Shitpost aaaall day long
>>25150727
>ride my new 2016 forerunner, ride my bike maybe, go out to a nice dinner with some people
>>25145788
>he thinks wagies don't get holidays
not being comfy and cucked at the same time
>>25150801
I don't get holidays.
I don't get a single day off ever, in fact.
Mr. Rosengoldbergfeinsteinshekelrothenbachman has not much work for me this week because of christmas. Feels good man.
If I don't work then I have chronic insomnia. Plus it feels good to be responsible
>>25151230
You can't get off the meet ride.
Unlimited time and lack of motivation for anything but shitpost will be your occupation forever.
>>25150727
I can drive my car to any restaurant, museum, park, movie theater, concert, girlfriends house, etc. Where did that meme start?
>>25152454
> restaurant, museum, park, concert
lmao all of those will be fucking closed.
Sure you could go to the theatre and see all those kike riddled movies, and you could go to your g/fs place...im sure that costs money.
>>25152579
Well I checked, and no museums around me are closed currently. A couple of my friends went to a concert on Saturday so that was an option. Yesterday I went to a pretty nice restaurant with my family, and I think they're open till Christmas Eve. What can't I do again?
>>25145788
yrw I'm salaried and literally getting paid to shit post for 3 days before I get paid more to be on holiday.
>>25152579
You can't even go to any of those, so no wonder you would think they are closed.
>restaurant
Requires money. Which you don't have. Your diet consists of what your mom brings you anyway.
>museum
You'll watch animu instead of educating yourself.
>park
That involves walking. Too much for your fat body.
>concert
Eww, normie culture? Better stay in the basement with vidya.
>>25153538
normie please.
I dont need to be a wagecuck to do that.
>Concert; paying boatloads of fucking money for some shitty EDM faggot to hit play on his laptop; I'll go to the park and see musicians playing jazz, just asking for donations, usually give them 2-3 bucks.
>restaurants
plenty of fucking food carts all around the park I go to, great food while spending $5-8 no need to "si down, tip" can sit on a bench eat and people watch
>Park
there during the normal hours don't need to be one my "hoverboard" while being at the fucking park.
>Museum; been a few times, waiting for exhibits to change, not even in school but show them my old ID and get a discount rate anyway.
I can enjoy on this shit while "being broke" you hosh posh faggot have to drive your luxury car, go to some fancy fucking eatery where everything is "artisan and locally sourced" then you fags pay out the ass for some EDM bullshit and DUDE LMAO DRUGS. literal cucks by nature.
>>25153683
Literally all I have done today is shitpost on 4chan, play rocket league, and eat lunch. And I'm getting paid to do it.
NEET?
more like
NOPE
It's called salary, and it's fucking great.
>>25145788
I've got a day off today. I work three days.
