>tfw you finally give in and pay for sex
>she wasn't even that good looking
>couldn't stay hard
>didn't cum
>only had a blowjob with condom as I couldn't see where to put it in her vagina
>wasted $200
I got exactly the same, I had no idea how to put the dick properly.
And I'm 25, guess it's over for me.
>>25145789
What you need isn't sex, anon. What you need is intimacy. Next time, pay a prostitute 100$ to cuddle with you and say nice things to you.
>>25145789
>200 bucks for sex
Where do you live ?
In France in the Bois-de-Boulogne you can have a blowjob for 30 euros.
The only problem is that sometimes they're just trannies, so you gotta be careful.
200 bucks for a blowjob, with a fucking condom and you didn't even came? You got ripped of big time,my man.
>>25145834
>implying trannies dont suck dicks better
bien essaye, mon frere.
>>25145821
Have the whore put it in
>>25145821
She was a bit of a roastie. I am 25 too. It doesn't help I have never been close to a girl before. I'd love to be confident and waste money on hookers every month or so and feel satisfied like I do with porn.
>I couldn't see where to put it in her vagina
if you could see her vagina, you know where to put it. Do you mean vulva?
>>25145930
It was all red and fleshy flaps.
>>25145789
I was thinking of doing this, but Im scared of a police sting. How do I go about doing this without getting arrested? Do I just leave the money on the counter or something?
>>25145957
Then you couldn't see the vagina
>>25146009
Nothing illegal about paying for someone's companionship. What two consenting adults do with their time shouldn't matter (at least in the UK).
>>25146041
I just wish she had an innie with just small beef curtains to make life easier for me.
>>25146098
I live in 'murica
>>25145834
>the only problem is that sometimes they're just trannies
Fucking France.
>>25146107
You could have asked her to help you guide it in.
>>25145789
>couldn't stay hard
mental thing.
>didn't cum
death grip? do nofap for a month.
>only had a blowjob with condom as I couldn't see where to put it in her vagina
must be bait. nobody....
>>25146123
Land of the free where having sex is considered immoral.
>>25146159
There was no point. My dick wasn't really hard. Especially with getting a condom on it just went soft. My girth is quite big but my dick is probably quite average length.
>>25146161
Yea, which is why I need advice
>>25146189
You can pay as long as it is for a "massage"
>>25146189
Go to backpage/craigslist and find some services.
>news at 10
>DESPERATE VIRGIN IS CAUGHT TRYING TO PAY FOR SEX
>>25146228
Thats literally a tv show in america
>whores being good at sex meme
we warned you anon
going to a whore to lose your virginity is like taking your car to the baker for repairs
>>25146161
I wish. Degeneracy is rampant in the states.
>>25146173
>start with massage parlor handys/privat stripjoints to get confortable
>If you go limp after condom is put on just tell her to suck some more
>when hard say you want doggystyle so you dont get psyked out by her looking at you
>asume the position. allmost everytime the hooker reaches around to guide your dick
>bang the shit out of her
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