It is the beta uprising!
Pick your gears, no more tears, no more feels!
>innawoods.net
be realistic
hard mode:
you have thirty minutes to grab and go based on what is actually in your house
>>25145917
are you actually going to shoot people with that thing?
>>25145785
just need 6 piss bottles
>>25145948
it's the beta uprising you silly normie
>>25145964
bring 7.
can never be too prepared.
>>25145917
Damn. I don't know where my parent's gun is, and I only have a wooden sword, a short sword, and an even shorter sword.
>>25146019
You sound like a perfect battle buddy
unless it's a katana then fuck you
>>25145917
Organized uprising when?
>>25146055
>carrying a propane tank in a backpack
>thinking propane is worth using as an explosive
pls no
>>25146097
How else am i supposed to use my portable stove?
>>25146097
pleasse nigga of course it is, have you ever played half life 2 homie?
>>25145785
>be realistic
>posts a nightstick with a suppressor
>>25146111
you didn't pack a portable stove, and also that shit won't fit in a portable stove
fucker
Rifle, broken down into a large sports bag with some water and food.
A suppressed pistol in a messenger bag.
An acceptable but generic suit.
>>25146289
>suit
>for any combat situation
Confirmed autist
fuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuck
cumcumcumcumcumcum
>>25146315
>get profiled as a virgin immediately
>shot by police before you can even get a score let alone a high score
>not dressing up like agent 47 for style points
go back to your cold undercooked tendies fag
>>25146040
They're for decoration and not much else. I do have a bat though, and I know where the axe and machete are.
Realistic.
I have all these things in my house
>>25146335
Are you saying a guy in a suit lugging around a backpack and a messenger bag would stand out less than a guy doing the same in some track pants and a hoodie? Also how the fuck do you intend on having any mobility in a suit, which probably doesn't even fit you knowing you NEETs?
>like agent 47
I'm done
time toturn up the heat
>>25146467
>CaptainNEET flames into the battle
>tfw britbong
I didn't have enough gbp to bring tendies :/
>>be realistic
kek nah
>>25146803
>tfw don't even care about beta uprising
>just want to camp out in a ransacked harrods with a kettle on the go
>>25145785
>duel wielding not allowed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25145785
neet with over 5k hours in dayz mod reporting in
this is my ideal. let me make a realistic one.
I was realistic.
>>25146320
>belt fed bullets
>uses magazine rifles
Wew
>posts lyrics
>system thinks it's spam
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25147450
I have all of this stuff.
gun is a .22 best I could show how id camo it etc
water jugs and bags to bury with supplies in spider holes.
>>25146335
YOU DON'T BRING ANOTHER MANS TENDIES INTO THIS
High speed, low drag.
I have a 60% completed buggout bag so... im just waiting for my gasmask to arrive mainly
>>25145785
Do I win
Fuck off robot
I would avoid most confrontations via overwhelming piss smell.
I would give them hell
>>25148145
>No extra magazines
Enjoy reloading.
i'll die a britbong
ALLAHU AKBAR! FOR THE ISLAMIC STATE!
realistic ausfag here
>tfw no guns
>cutting atm so jerky and water will do for rations
forgot toilet paper
>>25146467
i love dominic purcell
this desu senpai. id just throw shit mostly
gonna go out like this
lol nerds get asswiped
>>25146019
maybe you can shove the wooden sword up your ass, that adds to the thrill of kill or be killed
>>25146360
what the fuck is the skull badge for?
is it like IRL clan tag?
>>25147206
>thick armor plate
>get shot in the head
>>25147513
nice minimalist design, much like your wiener
>>25150840
nice image quality faggot
>>25146139
I was expecting that someone would comment on the tactical rock club first.
