Holy shit I was browsing Tinder and come across this gem, post weird people you've found on Tinder.
What the fuck is a spiritualist? Is she a hippie? I think she's homeless as well, or into that Wiccan practice.
>>29473954
what the flying fuck is tinder?
I fucking hate you underage retards
>>29473954
>Stationary nomad
Fucking kek
i dont browse tinder. why would i
Every single part of that profile is pure comedy gold.
Spiritualism is communicating with the dead by performing seances and using Ouija boards. It became popular in the 19th and 20th centuries. See: Madame Blavatsky, Eliphas Levi.
And yeah that's some real fuckin cancer you found there.
>she's
>she
I've got news for youYou're wrong
>>29473978
I'm a 23 year old virgin, how do you not know about Tinder? Not my fault you're socially and mentally cut off from the world as it slowly leaves you behind.
I'm also robotic as fuck, I only have a Tinder because I like to think maybe, MAYBE i can find some girl who will give me the time of day. Jokes on you because I'm a manlet and ugly as fuck plus a weeaboo with no friends.
>>29474032
Yeah I know "IT" says "TRANS" but "IT" looked pretty feminine and "IT" has a baby so I thought it was a girl who wanted to be a boy or some shit.
>>29473954
>new parent
I'm no /pol/tard but the idea of these people being parents brings me down.
>>29474058
i wonder what lies ahead
>>29473954
fucking fake shit, she's only 18 years old.
>>29474081
Why would you think it's fake, pretty sure it's a real person and account, though everything about her and the profile is cancer.
>>29473954
>Spiritualist
>420 friendly
Why do those people always pretend there's deeper meaning in drug usage aside from self indulgence? I
>>29474052
>>29474081
>>29474187
They're clearly asking you to refer to them as "they're/them". Jesus christ, show some respect.
>>29474284
I'll show it the amount of respect I think it deserves, faggot.
>Stationary nomad
where the fuck do these people come from? do the jews have some underground lair where they engineer these people?
>>29474344
Tumblr.
AKA:MKULTRA
>this thread
>/pol/ shilling
pick two
I make fun of every pansexual and asexual girl i match with on Tinder. I'm probably on one of those 'creep message' tumblr pages or subreddits but whatever.
>>29474344
every university in north america
l got one !
aye look i got a nother one
>>29474711
>this post
>tumblr whale shitposting
pick two
>>29475726
>big-lipped pussy
ironically alluding to her roast beef flaps
>>29473954
>and married
I've seen so much shit that that's the only thing that bugs me here
Here's one of the greatest names I've seen there though.
>>29475796
>18, not 22
what the fuck? are progressives denying age or some shit
How the fuck do I say "what's your goal on tinder" minus the creepy ?
>>29475823
No, it shows the age you put on Facebook, and they don't know how to change it because they're fucking retarded.
Also, apparently the female version of Eggman lives near me.
>>29475864
my standards are so fucking low she's like a 7/10 to me
>>29475792
Came here to post this, big tops to you.
>>29475796
There is no way that Abstructive is a real name
>>29474058
She's probably referring to her pet or something.
>>29476114
No in one of her other photos she was holding a newborn baby, it also had the same skin tone as she did.
She probably got knocked up when she was 17 or some shit and gave birth at 18, also it's obvious she's heading down the road of hard drugs and shit. She's already pretty fucked up in the head, probably shouldn't even be raising kid when she can't even take care of herself. She is mentally fit or stable to have a child, it's disgusting that people like her have kids.
Commin in hot to save this god forsaken thread
>yay or nay for Mitchel?
>>29476276
For those thirsty for tinder sluts, i am here for you
>>29476294
Ohhh babbey how could u resist!
>>29476276
Is it weird if I don't see a problem with her? I mean probably because I can relate to everything she typed out, she seems cute to me and has a nice body.
Please don't tell me that's male to female trans or some shit, that's is a girl, right? She looks cute to me, my standards are probably low as fuck though.
>>29476276
>26
>high school teacher
If that is a female, you can be damn certain Chad football players are pounding the everloving shit out of her
>>29476311
Your guess is as good as mine here's another pic
>>29476311
She's too old for all that crap and she's a freakin teacher ffs.
>>29476276
>>29476358
>Her name is Mitchel
>Going to University
>That haircut
>Those hobbies
>"Tomboy"
My instincts tell me to be wary
>>29474335
kek this is mfw too
>>29476367
>he says, while posting on a Eurasian fire twirling forum
>They/them
What
is she a human D'ivers or something?
>>29476310
fucking Iggy Pop i swear
>>29476449
nice reference famalam
>>29476444
and? this place is for adults.
She must be the most vapid cunt within a 15 mile radius.. and that literal Chad..
A wild gorborg approaches!
I got more monstrositys right here boyos
Wew lad roboot bloxxz
>>29476542
>and news and and and
ok
Call me an oldfag but I thought Tinder was strictly for finding FWB's. Are ya'll saying its for "just chatting" and "hanging out" now?
>>29476534
she isn't even that hot compared to him
why would a guy like that need to pay for a 7/10 is beyond me
>>29476497
>this place is for adults
>>29476542
>My hobbies include music, sport, politics and news and current affairs.
I wouldn't exactly call those hobbies, they're more interests than anything, but whatever.
Still, those are some SPECIFIC ass interests though, music, wow, that's a tough one. Good luck finding someone who like music girl!
>>29476658
These are some good points u go there senpai
>>29475864
I'm seriously not even lying. She looks like Eggman trying and failing to be a trap. She even has his fucking hair line.
>>29475769
she's in the middle.
>>29476692
someone shop the JUST hair on her
>>29476367
You wouldn't have wanted a teacher who was interested in nerdy things when you were a kid? She sounds like she would be a fun teacher.
Tinder is actually great, I met a literal 9/10 girl (the type who gets hundreds of likes in instagram and is orbited by a thousand betas) and we are in a relationship thanks to it.
No, I'm not a marketer.
Yes, I'm not actually a robot and just a passerby
>>29476692
The resemblance is uncanny!!!
Robot plz
Reporting in with more original content lads
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Tinder is something gay shit mangdo what you want with that number
>>29475726
soul mate pls
Just bee yourselves roobots and u too can have a girl this fine!
>>29477242
Why does this bitch think she has breasts? she is mordibly obese and barely has lumps and those tiny tits are 100% sagging I'm possitive.
>>29477119
looks like she flew too close to the sun
>>29477242
Princess Lard maybe
>>29476623
I use it like this
>Like everyone
>Show matches to your friends
>Send stupid one liners and don't reply when they send you a message
>Repeat
>>29476623
Women like to pretend it's for anything other than sex so they don't feel like whores.
>>29473954
This one is qt
Heres a funny one to lighten things up bloxx
>>29476658
You type arrogantly. If youre such a catch why the fuck are you on r9k Norman.
>>29476719
Pol once again ruined the board.
>>29475769
That looks like the kind of couple that eats shit straight out of the toilet.
>>29476276
this ''thing'' teaches children
that horrifies me holy shit
>>29477535
holy shit
BASED
>>29476294
is her job being the grim ripper?, is that the face of death?
Once you see it, you'll shit original comments
>>29476294
>>29476276
Hey perthbro, Western Suburbs represent.
>>29473954
So whats the Deal with this one? She wants to be a dude or what? Since she apparently has a kid. I dont even know what special snowflakes are anymore
>HSV positive
shes a fan of Holdens?
We've got mutual friends anon.
>>29475864
shes actually kinda cute tho
>>29476969
Why do all Strayan women seem to have huge tits? Does breast size correlate with criminality?
t. Britfag.
>>29476542
>Politics
Sounds like /pol/s dreamboat woman.
>new parent
That poor poor child
