>be robot
>somehow acquire gf despite feeling suicidal 24/7/365
>short, not obese, but maybe 5/10 face. braces.
>she has nose hairs and little bit of a mustache
Listen, I'm a robot fucked forever. So I'm not gonna get Megan Fox.
But how the fuck do I tell her to just shave that shit?
>>27078510
"Shave that shit"
>>27078527
If she gets mad I'll never get a gf ever again in my life.
I was thinking about getting her drunk and then doing it while she's passed out. She won't even know.
>>27078510
not date her in the first place. just because you're a robot doesn't mean you have to be desperate. break up and find a girl with average hygiene
>>27078527
This
'Hey no offense, but did you know you have a little bit of hair growing above your lip?'
If that offends her then who gives a shit. There's nothing wrong with telling a woman she shouldn't have facial hair
do it yourselfcuck
>>27078549
oh lord help me. I can't. all the girls they hate me except for this one for some reason. and it's an actual female, not a guy!
she actually likes sex too.
>>27078574
just get tinder. all the girls are easy as shit even if you're ugly
>>27078588
fug. she's gonna be really sad though because she's already attached to me.
>>27078595
well maybe you can ease into it, anon. dick her down once or twice and then say you're too depressed to maintain a relationship. let her down easy and say it's because you have problems in your own life
Honestly just ask her to. I told my gf to shave her pubes and she didn't get mad. Try it.
Btw, she didn't listen but said she would
