>there are people here born in rich families who still think they're robots
>>27077450
My mother iz a cleaning lady and my father is cab driver
>Rich family
You were saying?
>>27077450
>implying money can buy me social skills and happiness
>>27078824
It will buy you opportunity, which is vital to success. Far better off than a robot could be.
>>27078859
Im from a fairly well of back ground, but its not like that makes talking to people any easier
>>27078859
It makes it easier, of course, but it's just incorrect assuming that one can't be a depressed loser with no social skills only because they have money to buy good beer and expensive food
>>27078890
I mean easier as in making life overall easier. As not needing to be a wagecuck, neither needing to live on autismbux
I live in a hood so dangerous I've dodged bullets more times than Chad had sex.
Jokes on you, my parents are rich but I got abused to the point where I'm afraid of going outside
My dad is very very rich and I don't think I'm a robot but I'm certainly a loser.
>>27078890
This hit me right in the feels.
>tfw poorfag on 390 a month NEETbux
>tfw surviving off of canned beans and canned corn
>tfw owe over $600.00 in power, and over $200 in Internet.
>tfw had to spend 90% of my month's NEETbux on a vet visit for my cat
All I want is to enjoy a nice cold beer and a proper meal, fuck you an your good beer and expensive food, I hope you at least appreciate it.
>>27079158
Just for you, anon, I poured the rest of the glass of Blue Label out
>>27079206
a-arigatou...
Someone please give me lots of money
>>27079293
alright just give me one second
sent ;)
>>27079299
>$6,969.69 deposited in my paypal
>>27079311
You would've got more if your tastes in 2d wasn't so shit
>>27079331
IS THIS BETTER? PLEASE MORE MONEY
>there are robots here that think they are rich
>>27079353
Much better!
Here ya go anon
I could go for some money.
I spent my bi-weekly entertainment budget on a hat.
>>27079367
>$133,713.37 deposited in my PayPal
Oooh, thank you, generous anon!!!
>>27079374
Can we try to be friends fish? I'm less autistic now
>>27079409
I'll give you a chance.
For a price.
>>27079416
What kind of price? I don't have money
>>27079441
We can discuss payment.
My skype is weebshit1
>>27077924
well then this OBVIOUSLY do not apply to you? moron here's your attention
>>27079158
why are you keeping an animal?
they're expensive and shitty in general, most especially for a NEET
>>27078882
>>27078824
>>27078890
You selfish fucks have it perfect. You can do almost anything you want outside of social situations. I can barely feed myself and I have to listen to you whiny, entitled fucks bitch about useless shit.
I hate you. You are not at all qualified to be robots. Get off our board.
>No truROBOT
Fuck off with your autism.
>>27079158
> wasting money on beer when you can buy a cheap ass bottle of wine for 6$ that doesn't taste like ass and gets you pretty drunk
You chose this life. I'm a NEET and can still afford to drink 3 nights a week.
>>27079293
>>27079299
>>27079311
>>27079331
>>27079353
>>27079367
>>27079409
>>27079441
Same fagging this hard.
(totally original)
>>27079374
>trump
Aren't you mexican?
>>27079451
Sorry for pushing you too hard, Fishy
Can we try and talk again tomorrow?
>>27080531
Pwnd
>>27080284
You say that because you've never tasted the rich life. But it really isn't as awesome as you think without friends, social skills and a gf
>mental illness is cured by net worth
>>27082021
I have none of that shit as is and I don't even have the free time to try to get any of it because I have to work my ass of 60 hours a week minimum just to stay alive
Fuck off
if your family is rich, you CANNOT be a robot
there is no problem that can't be solved by throwing money at it
>>27082097
>there is no problem that can't be solved by throwing money at it
Hello I have schizophrenia
>>27082061
>my unhappiness is way cooler than yours
You fuck off, m8
>>27082021
Actually it sounds pretty fucking awesome. It sounds like being a hikki would actually be fun if I could afford a good computer, a big TV, I could actually pay for digital media instead of pirating it, I wouldn't have to stress over bills and whether or not I'm eating tomorrow. Sounds pretty good. Sounds pretty fantastic actually. I'd love to be a rich hikki.
>>27082097
What about not having enough money
>>27082110
hello here's medication that I have purchased with money
I'd rather be schizo and rich than schizo and poor :)
know what happens when you're schizo and poor? you're fucking homeless. are you homeless right now?
the only thing that i think disqualifies rich people is the fct that they will never have to worry about 3 things
>a place to live
>food to eat
>medical care
those 3 things guaranteed makes one's life 100x more stress free
no sympathy for richfaggots
you ruined my life
every day for a decade you bullied me about wearing the same hand-me-down clothing because we couldn't afford anything better or having to get the shitty low-income lunch at school
every day
all of you are trash, your problems are trivial, and I hope you never find happiness
thankfully you are not smart like your father and grandfather were, and you or your kids will end up blowing the family wealth
>>27078824
Money would literally by me happiness. Who needs social skills when you have money?
>tfw trustfundbabby
>can literally just stay NEET until I die
all them poorfags M A D
>>27079158Maybe you should get a job then.
>>27082206
Too bad you're lying huh?
You're just a poor as the rest of us aren't you?
>>27079158
>Unemployed male cat owner
You must be beating the girls off with a stick
>>27082269
sorry to disappoint you poorfag but it's actually true
>>27082170
>your problems are trivial
Says the 1st worlder.
there's a japanese 20 something year old trader with 250 million
he only owns an apartment and doesn't go outside for anything other than instant noodles at his local convenience store
>>27082287
>no money poorfag
>keeping an expensive animal like a girlfriend
wew lad
Honestly wish I had a richrobot friend that would hang out together doing crazy rich people shit. I'm just so fucking tired of being poor.
>>27082334
Pretty sure if I was rich I'd be much the same, except my diet wouldn't be that shit. Who else /minimalist/ here?
money is overrated anyways
>>27082334
that sounds like a goddamn amazing life
my house would be swamped in anime figurines
>tfw you were raised in a dirty council estate
>accepted that i'd never get much out of life and be grateful for what I got
>mostly got secondhand stuff
>still have this minimalist feel to this day
>even still have a habit of buying secondhand things like clothes because I don't care much
I don't even ask for things anymore even on birthdays and christmas, people who had richer upbringings always wonder how I don't really want much out of life and all I can say is I have the things I want and appreciate them for what they're worth.Really I want to call them spoiled brats since they're never satisfied with anything, it annoys me when I hear things like "oh my parents bought me this when I asked them" when they're in their mid 20s
>>27077450
That's because the definition of robot on this board has changed over time.
It's interesting, to think that 4chan is only some years away from being 20 years old.
Being a robot was called being a robot because, well, it took after literal Robots.
Skilled, capable, quick at learning, cognitively functional...but completely unable to grasp and wield emotions to any use. Think of Data, from Star Trek. He can paint, play chess, engineer, fight, lives with a cat...but can never understand what it must be like to feel happy...or sad, either. For all his intellect and sophistication he is a vacuum of emotion.
However these were during times long ago...
Now that kids mostly spend their time here, the definition of being a robot has literally turned into being a young.
>Virgin
>No job
>No higher education
>Living with parents
>No girlfriend/boyfriend
>Insecure
None of these are qualities of a robot.
The real time you find you're a robot is when you put time into changing all these things...
>You get a hook up on OkCupid/Tinder/Craigslist just by flipping the coin enough times
>You get a job, it's shit retail/service/canvassing, but it's a job
>You get an online certification for open courseware, or get an AA from your community college
>Yeah, good luck on this one
>Gradually try to do things to build self-confidence; get out to events, meet strangers, make friends.
And then when you come back to your home at the end of the day, alone by yourself at the computer or bed, you come right back to find yourself in that vacuum of emotions. Like all these things you've accomplished and acquired now are just props on a set; to any observer they give the appearance that you are a fulfilled and interesting person, but to you it feels like all these things are just flimsy and hastily put together, ready to fall over and leave you feeling a fool. And if you're born into having these things already, they are all the more fake.
>>27082409
Why though? If you're rich you have much more freedom in your actions instead of having your choices be influenced by the need for money.
>>27077450
>dad makes 116k a year
>parents cheap as fuck
>buy the cheapest version of everything which usually means it's shitty quality
>didn't help pay for my college or car
>never helped me financially
No we're not jewish, I convinced them to help me pay for my first year of car insurance
>>27084027
This guy knows whats up.
Even just a few years ago /r9k/ wasn't like this, but oh well things change, and eventually /r9k/ will change into something else in a few more years
>2016
>being poor
rich = succesfull = good genes
sorry but its true
>>27082021
Having the bulk of my stress and anxiety and depression be gone is pretty fucking neato to me. Suppose if you've never known those weights, you won't know the relief of having them be taken off.
Seriously, being a hikki with no responsibilities, and decent spending money, is the thing of stories and fantasies. The sort of thing someone brings up after a few drinks with "what if..."
instead, you're just some wannabe norman (social skills and gf is at the top of your list? cmon m8) because the main goal/dream of most robots is something that you've grown accustomed to
>>27085462
yeah, maybe you will change from a major douchebag into a normal person, who knows
>This thread
This is why we can't have nice things
If you're rich, af least give some to the ones in need
Hell, i'm middle-poor class Anon and i still give money to the men that don't have anything around my house
>>27085896
>living near my house
Fuck my english
post bank accounts
>>27085980
just realized what a god awful job i did of cropping that image
>>27085896
I only believe in giving to grateful people.So,I'd never give my hard earned things to some fucking thugs who respect nothing or to refugees.Fuck them dunecoons.
>>27085980
I love my life.
I love the world.
just because my parents live above their means doesn't make me rich
they are already paying for it with debts
>>27077450
I WILL REAP THIS WORLD
>>27086250
you mean rape?
no wait that applies to mudslimes.
>>27086296
Kek
OC commento no 2011301739271947291749164936191749371937492ALLAHUACKBAR996666
I'm a very poor dropout wagecuck that spends all his money on food, rent, and stuff for my cat.
I love my cat more than anything, and I'm going back to school so I can give her the best life and a bigger place to run around with cat castles and shit
