What creature what would you wanna be other than human? I would wanna be a dragon ;-; dragons are cool
Stop posting this shit, you fucking nigger
>>25051674
QT Vampire sh0ta
orca
highly intelligent and are basically the alphas of the entire sea
>>25051674
I'd want to be some kind of mutant. Probably something like in OP pic, with teeth growing out of my hands and three eyes, and mouth that opens sideways. I'd roam the countryside with a mutant band and eat people.
>>25051674
being born a player in COD4 Search and Destroy that doesnt die
I wanna be an elf
elves are cool
just chilling in the forests and shit
fuck the other elves tho, I'd just live in the forest forever alone and kill normie humans that came into my forest
Robot, like a mechanical one. Not a feeling one.
Fuck off with your gay pictures
any creature that is either not real or extinct
![megalodon-shark-scale-1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pCmav4h.png "megalodon-shark-scale-1[1].png")
Megalodon
>get to live millions of years before humans start shitting up the ocean
>biggest, most badass predator to ever live
>70% of the world is ocean so you aren't confined to the 30% that is land
>people find your fossilized teeth millions of years after you died and are worried there might be more of you still out there
>>25051674
go back to >>>/trash/
>>25051674
Stop with this you fucking faggot.
does this count senpai?
I would be a crow.
>Pretty big for a passerine bird, can fight off most other birds if it comes down to that.
>Birds are smart--crows are even smarter than the average bird.
>No specialized food requirements--can pretty much eat what I feel like.
>Capable of using tools and forming strategies
>Sleek, well-formed sort of animal
Crows are cool.
>>25051674
A Griffin
Are you Odessa ?
I wanna b a wizurd
>>25052119
typical bird brain
>>25051674
a meme. I hope I'll reincarnate into a meme after I die
>>25051674
A seagull so I can steal chips and shit on normies
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The world would become my science project
All human problems would seem so insignificant
>>25051854
This is my second choice tho
Elves are the best human-like humanoids by far
Either that or a fairy
A lion.
Not to be alpha or all that shit. I just wanna lay there in the desert and burn in the fucking sun all day long.
