Manlet (5'5") or dicklet (4.5x4")
Go.
Mandick for cash
>>29293310
>already a 5'5 manlet
>>29293310
manlet indeed (5'10) but have nice 7xdick
>tfw 5'8" with a slightly over 6.5x5 dick
I don't know, got mediocrity through and through. Wouldn't trade an inch in height for an inch on my dick or vice versa.
Manlet. Height is a fucking meme if you're a robot.
>>29294036
This isn't true if you're European. If you are less than 6'1 here, you will probably never have a girlfriend
>>29294060
Bullshit. My brother in germany is a chad and he has a gf right now and he's 5"4
>>29294060
Bullshit. Live in the northern part of the Netherlands people are ON AVERAGE 6'2 here and lots get gfs even though they're 5'8. Cry anecdotal all you want it's a fucking meme.
t. 6'1 robot
>>29294060
I'm a 5'6" European in a country where 6' is the norm and that hasn't stopped me from having taller gfs.
>>29294072
Then he either has money and is being used as beta bux, or he is being cucked.
>>29294081
>>29294082
any self-respecting woman wouldn't date a guy below the national average of their country. you were either being used, or she has severe issues
>>29294083
He's in uni. He barely has any money. He just has a typical outgoing personality and nah he isn't being cucked
>>29293310
kek I'm both of those
I wish there were women that had a small dick fetish that didn't include humiliation. that would be sweet
>6ft 3 with a 5 inch dick
fucking wew, lads
>>29294105
As long as you're pleasant to be around it doesn't really matter. Height is merely a meme that only becomes important with Staceys.
>>29294170
but im not a guy and it really is important
>>29294138
>Oh anon, it's so overwhelmingly sized!
>Fuck me with that subpar cock!
>You really know how to avoid my cervix with that perfectly small pecker!
>Fuck me nice and shallow how I like it!
>>29294198
kek not like that you weenie
then again Iwouldn't be surprised since people literally like eating shit in the bedroom so there's bound to be someone that likes it
5'7 with 4.5" penor.
My dick would look even smaller if i was much taller so atleast i'm semi proportionate.
>5'10"
>6.25" x 5" dick
>5-6/10 facial aesthetics
>name is Joe
Fuck
>>29294083
>>29294105
The denial of angry virgin lanklets is amazing. If height was so important, why haven't all these manlets been dumped by their taller gfs and their gfs flocked to you?
Confidence > personality > status > money > looks > height
>>29294185
No you're not. You're a sperglord virgin lanklet NEET who can't understand why girls don't like him.
Definitely would rather be a dicklet. Height has so many advantages, unless your only concern is women and sex. Even then height is still important.
>>29294250
>Height has so many advantages
Such as? Name one that's not a robot meme.
>>29294273
Being tallHeight isn't a robot meme, girls prefer taller men.
>>29293310
Manlet is worse for social situations and job prospects.
Dicklet is worse for your personal confidence and romantic/sexual relationships.
Being tall with a micropenis is worse than being short with a big penis.
Even if the tall guy gets rich. Any women he gets are guaranteed to cheat on him.
>>29294290
>girls prefer taller men
How would you know when you have never been on a date?
>>29294414
Good one.
My height got/gets me all sorts of female attention.
Am I being meme'd? Why is this even a question?
>if I have a small dick, well then jee wizz, I'll have to get women off by means other than JUST my cock! That sounds like torture! Better choose the midget option
>>29294437
How tall are you? And I was talking about an actual date, not your wishful thinking about getting "attention".
>>29294504
6'2
I'm sorry that getting a date is so hard for you that it needs to be equally hard for me. Though from your arrogance and childlike behavior, you're probably a girl.
>>29294520
>Though from your arrogance and childlike behavior, you're probably a girl.
Yeah, I bet you slam mad puss.
>>29293310
I choose manlet because I already am one in a 4 year relationship.
>>29294520
Nice try, tripfag. Your kissless virginity can be smelled through the internet. Ever thought about losing weight and getting a job? Works wonders for getting girls.
>>29294532
The funny thing is you think women want to be respected, irony is the most accessible form of humor these days, I can say the grossest most misogynistic shit and just laugh it off or word it carefully enough that they know it's a joke or try to prove to me that they're worth more than 'those other girls'.
I'm sorry that your sex is exploitable.
>>29294589
>sperglord virgin pretending he knows anything about girls
>>29294580
I went through that, I've been NEET for 3 years now and it gives me a lot more free time to be admired as long as I have my hobbies.
I don't understand why all of you want me so desperately to be a failure, in my eyes I'm living the dream. If you have higher aspirations, it's a shame you're on /r9k/ telling me how my perfect life is lacking.
5 foot 3 inches tall and 6 inch dick, pencildick though.
>>29294589
>I can say the grossest most misogynistic shit and just laugh it off or word it carefully enough that they know it's a joke or try to prove to me that they're worth more than 'those other girls'.
That's good, but how many women have you actually slept with?
>>29294600
Nobody wants you to be a failure except you. You've chosen a life of neetdom, of permavirginity. Never too late to turn back though.
>>29294602
5, I'm not a slut.
Most of my relationships are long term or I lose interest quick enough to have them go no further than nudes.
>6'
>6" x 5"
Bad?
>>29294532
He daydreams all the time about how he could do easily fuck that girl if he went up and talked to her. It's practically the same thing. He's a true player.
>>29293310
dicklett easy, women will think its cute and pathetic. short dudes get no love
>>29294621
You're starting to make me physically cringe, the amount of doubt you harbor is laughable.
What's your life goal? To be an astronaut? I know for a fact you'll never feel as fulfilled as me, I pity you.
>>29294639
>5
Try to make your virgin fantasies a bit more predictable next time. Getting nudes from sluts isn't the same thing as sleeping with them. You actually have to convince them to come over to your basement to fuck your lard ass.
>>29294639
Cool man.
Tell me about your last relationship. How did it end so badly that it forced you into this current state of depression?
>Already both.
JUST.
>>29294652
I'm just a normie. Have a well-paid job and can get girls. At 5'8". Your desperate defense mechanism is cringeworthy, fat penniless sperglord neet virgin.
>>29294642
its not 6'4 7x6
>>29294657
Attic, actually. That's the one thing you got right thus far.
>>29294661
I'm not depressed, she wanted it to end while it was still going well, I didn't get it, she most likely found someone else, but that's life, I'll find someone else I'm fond of one day.
>>29294683
That sir is a fact
>>29294661
He got partyvanned because she was 15.
>>29294682
You're rather hostile to call me a sperglord, must be the midget rage coming on.
I'm glad that you're able to feign confidence enough to get boring sluts, congratz!
>>29294162
>6ft 2 with 4.5 inch dick
I have gf though and I have made her cum so I'm confused.
>>29294684
Teach me how do I get a gf when I'm overweight and NEET with no money?
>>29294700
You're rather hostile to call me a midget, must be the sperglord rage coming on.
I'm glad that you're able to feign confidence enough to get some robots to believe you've kissed a girl, congrats!
>>29294684
Oh, I get it now. You're just a cuck.
>>29294748
Lose weight, find alternative ways to make money, video games that have flipping potential on them can be both fun and rewarding.
Keto if you want to lose weight fast, I don't really have advice on how to talk to women, practice I suppose, don't be boring, don't tell them everything about yourself, share some emotional tidbits early on but don't seem phased about them, also don't say edgy shit unless they say edgy shit, it's a touch and go procedure.
>>29294767
"you're a sperglord" "you're an angry midget" "yeah well you're an ANGRY sperglord!!!"
Please cease typing, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>29294783
>girl doesn't want to be with you
>break up
Yeah dude, a real cuckold. Especially the part I fell to my knees and said it can work, we can have tyrone and jamal in our relationship.
>>29294795
>tripfag on board full of losers and human garbage
>g-g-g-guys look at me! gimme attention! I'm Chad I really am!
Dicklet.
If you have a 4 inch cock you can still get a qt East Asian or Indian girl and they probably won't even realise that it is small.
If you're 5'5 then you could have trouble even with that.
>>29294824
>maybe if I type at him while complaining that he's here for attention he'll go away
>>29294812
You were literally dumped for a manlet. How pathetic can you get?
>>29294795
>not "get a job"
The delusion is strong in this one.
>4.5x4
>x4
>dicklet
>tfw I'm 6x3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29294895
If you're good enough, you don't need a job. It would help, sure, but why get something that I know I'll be incapable of sustaining through lack of interest when I can do just as well albeit slightly less funds?
Oh, I get it, because you're a shill.
>>29294600
Topkek. NEETs are literally shittiest bottom tier for dating. Literally no half-decent girl will give you a second look. Unless you are a trust fund baby, which you are certainly not, the only options you have for dating are drug addicts or fembots. Not even single moms will want you.
>>29294932
Good thing I don't want children.
>he doesn't know that rich college girls dig NEETs
Are you fucking sorry?
>>29294912
How much money do you make, and doing what? Autismbux?
>>29294974
Flipping in vidya, selling for rl $$
between 50 and 300 dollars a month depending on how much time I invest
I spend maybe 20 bucks a month when idling.
>>29294999
Wew lad. I make more in a single day than you do in a month.
Really hard question. Either way I will feel grossly inadequate in myself in a way that I have almost no power to change. Although waterpumps do increase girth, so I'll take the dicklet.
>>29294999
How do you spend 20 a month? Mommy must bring you tendies every day and do your laundry?
>>29295053
Congratulations, if that is your goal in life, you're really going places. However, that's not my life goal, I'm currently achieving mine.
>>29295064
Cellphone bill.
So if I did my own laundry it'd cost money using my family's supplies?
I didn't know that's how laundry worked, I must owe the laundry fairy a great deal of sheckles, gotta up my income now.
>>29295078
Good for you for having such a simple goal in life. Living off your parents and playing vidya and fapping to animu all day. What happens when your parents die or kick you out?
>>29295199
I have a number of backups, and if some how all of them fall through by then (unless my parents die overnight) I'll have a more established way of making money.
Don't worry about me, anon-kun, believe me, I've thought everything out a million times.
>>29294235
Uh, actually...
Money = Looks = Confidence = Personality > Penis size > Status > Height
>>29295381
Well, yea, some of those are pretty equal and therefore debatable. And lack of one or two qualities can always be compensated by others. I don't disagree with your ranking.
