>When you're at your white friends house and he tells his mom to fuck off
niggers need to learn that white bois are the scariest mofo's
they wont chimp out on you like a nigga will, they will shoot up yo whole hood
>>27745977
>when you're at your black friend's house and he can't tell anything to his dad
>>27745977
>being a momma's boy
>2016
yeah man look how far respect for their mothers has gotten the black community
>yfw the white kid starts digging through his bag after getting roasted
>>27745977
>When you're at your white friends house and he kicks the dog every time he loses in the game
dafuq man
>watching white kids try and do the latest viral dance
>waiting for all these whites that can't take the bant
>>27746857
>white friend at your house
>he throws your controller at the wall when he loses
>tells your mom to make some pizza rolls after
> when you're at your white friends house and he hugs his Dad when he comes home from work
>>27746967
>>27746694
>when white kids can't handle the heat so they use the oldest most unoriginal black jokes in the world
S T E P U P F A M
>at black friend's house
>says we'll eat dinner when his dad gets home
>die of starvation
baka
>>27747125
>blacks still get mad cause they got no dad
>when you are at your black friend's house and you find your bike that went missing when you were 12
>>27747152
>at white friend's house
>says we'll eat dinner when his dad gets home
>mom tells us his dad is at the office late again
>we eat cold spaghettios while his mom is crying in the next room
>>27745977
>being born black
>>27747189
>blacks still get mad cause they got no dad
nah
>>when you are at your black friend's house and you find your bike that went missing when you were 12
That's more like it!
>when white girls say they never swallow for their boyfriend after ya nutted
>>27747238
>being born white and adopting black culture in your mid-teens to fit in
>being born at the beginning of the end for white dominance in media
>born once
>born CURRENT YEAR
>when you visit your black friend at the homeless shelter
>When you and your white friend are leaving his house and he leaves all the lights on
>>27747256
>being black in any year
>when you see the cops show up at your white friends house
>when you're at your black friends house and he's murdering someone again
>when you didn't have a black childhood friend because they didn't used to exist in your country
>>27747311
>When your white friend says he and his mom call the cops on each other like once a month
>when your white friend's family all kiss each other on the lips
>that "progressive" white kid who keeps trying to be your friend so that they can have a white friend
>>27747367
>When he and his mom call the cops on each other like once a month and the police kills you for the sole reason that you rushed at them with a knife
>>27747318
You will go down as an accessory to the crime.
>>27747390
FUCK I fucking fucked up my own joke fuck you andy I don't want to be your friend just because you're not racist you boring faggot
>>27747386
>when your white friends family kisses their dog on the lips
>that white kid who lived in a trailer and was pretty proud of it
>>27747419
>when white people shoot you for wearing a hoodie
>when you casually make a joke about white girls and starbucks and some fedora-toting faggot starts talking about reverse-racism
>>27747231
>at black friend's house
>says we'll eat dinner when his dad gets home
>mom tells us his dad is in prison again
>we eat cold kfc while his mom is getting an abortion in the next room
>when you're at your black friend's house and you recognise your tv
>>27746648
That's how you build empires, bro.
>that white kid who taught himself how to rap and actually wasn't that bad
>that white girl that had an extremely convincing ghetto accent but never grew up any where near there
> when you don't have any white friends because crackers are racist devils who destroyed the once great black civilization and stole all our inventions
STAY WOKE 2K16 WHITE LIVES DON'T MATTER
>there are actually niggers on 4chan
FUCK OFF
>When your walking over to your black friends house and get mugged, jumped, and killed on the way there
>>27747508
>WOKE
I just learned about this phrase and I'm already tired of it.
>>27747508
>when you remember we wuz kangs
>when white guys pretend shakespeare wasn't black
>>27747522
>he fell for the racist meme
>>27747424
>when your white friends family refuse to get their dog fixed
I didn't know american blacks had this much of an inferiority complex. Coming from someone who also wishes he was white, dude... it shows. Keep up the jokes but don't make it so obvious, kinda kills the mood.
>>27747522
>that white kid who gets extremely defensive and territorial over his internet home (forum, 4chan, reddit, video games, streams, youtube, etc.)
AroundWhitesInternetFights.jpg
>>27747525
>when you about to get jumped, but they see your black friend walking next to you and give you a nod
>>27747542
>when white people get their cats "Declawed" because they don't know how to train their animals
>>27747550
Nigga it's just jokes that's all this thread is quit being a bore
>>27746814
Calm down nigga he's just looking for his pipe
>>27747424
>when you're white and falseflag as a chimp
>>27747550
>on 4chan
>where people complain about niggers all day
>gets mad when whites gets some roast with a side of salt
keep riding that white dick
>when you're at some niggers "house" and the cops burst in and shoot him
>when you are at your black friends house and his family eats spagetti bolgonese with their hands and banana for everyone
what the fuck
>>27747602
>when autists come into the thread and tries to make a joke
>>27747602
>when you're at some white kid's house and he gets swatted
>>27747574
Why is white synonymous with rich, isn't that a tad racist?
>>27747646
>>27747574
>>27747455
EVERY
TIME
ORIGINAL COMMENT MON FAMILIA
>>27747638
All that loli
>when you're at a robots house and he starts talking about an uprising
>>27747328
>when you dont have a black friend and they are everywhere in your country
>>27747455
You don't tote fedoras, you burn them
>>27747690
>when your white friend shows you his prized pedo collection
>>27747704
>your white friend uses the word normie or stacey or chad out lout
>>27747712
>when your white friend burns clothes for the sake of a meme
>>27747646
Because so many blacks are poorfag ghetto dwellers that even a lower middle class white familly seems rich.
>When your black friend breaks into your house to smoke a bowl with you
Sorry just my experience with black friends
>>27747739
You went to college? You rich
>>27747748
>when I "break into" my black friend's house but it doesn't matter because we've been neighbors and friends for years.
>when your black friend asks to borrow some crisco because hes out of grease
Real talk all the jokes in this thread made by you buttmad white guys are terrible. At least be funny lol
So many white people pretending to be black in this thread
>when your at your black friends house and he's fighting with one of his little brothers and his 300lb mom comes in and starts beating them with a spatula
>>27747863
FUCK YOU NIGGA WE WUZ OP N SHIT
>when you go with your white friend to a Trump rally
>>27747931
>when I go to my black friends house and his family makes fun of me by smearing flour on their face and chanting "Casper the friendly ghoOoOoOost!"
:(
>>27747125
yeah like "le white kids gonna shoot up da skool" is so original
>>27747931
The fuck?
>Implying time travel is real
Tell us an event that happens within the next month so we know you're not bullshitting us
>>27748004
Not knowing the difference between the American calendar and the other other calendars..
>>27747992
>when I go to my white friends house and his family smears dogshit on their faces and start chanting "where da white womyn at"
>>27748062
La bamba
>when you're at a girl's house
>>27748112
>and you take a closer look, but it's actually a big nigger name Rick who has a dick the size of a grabage truck
>>27747992
I want to meet this black family Casper senpai
>when you go to your indian friend's house and they have no loo to poo in
>>27747822
When you at your white friends house and he abandons you in his room for hours
>when your white friend comes over to your house and takes off his shoes at the door
>>27747437
>When white people shoot you for assaulting a police officer
>when a black guy walks on the same sidewalk as me
>have to change cities again
>When you go to your Cuban friend's house and you're fucking overwhelmed by the smell of onions and garlic
>>27748235
>when an officer arrests you for resisting arrest
>>27748231
More a Japanese thing really
>>27747386
White person here. This literally never happens.
>>27748262
I thought it was too, but I had a lot of friends do it.
>when you're his first black friend and he asks you where to buy weed
>>27748247
>sitting with ya boys on a wall drankin
>all armed
>playing anti-police music
>ma nigga tyrone turns to me
>"ay franklin ma nigga, u wanna cushion"
>puts a lil pillow down next to me
>"lie down nigga, shits comfy"
>tell him naw
>gotta keep my eyes open for my homies live that all matta
>"franklin, dawg, lay the fuck down nigga"
>tell him to stop playin
>he pulls a piece on me
>nigga u serious
>"franklin fuckin sit down all niggas need ta rest sometime boi"
>fuck u nigga
>shoots me
>tfw killed for resisting a rest
>>27748301
>when he starts saying "nigger" because "we cool right?"
>>27748304
sensible black chuckle
>>27748291
>but I had a lot of friends do it
maybe youre the weird one you stupid peasant fuck. who the fuck wears shoes inside? wtf nigger
>>27748062
yo, olamide is that you? dont tell people about me and my family!
>>27748304
lel
>>27748318
this is annoyingly accurate
>>27748354
Only savages take off their shoes in someone else's home.
>>27748384
have you ever had a best friend that isn't a posh cunt
or a best friend at all
after a certain amount of time you just treat their house and family as an extension of your own and they do the same
>>27748410
Here in Canada we always remove our shoes at the door. Probably because of the winter climates. All you nogs live in the tropics where you can wear the same shoes year round and not track in slush/mud/sand/etc
>>27748410
>having friends
b
>>27748318
this
White people who think it's ever okay to say that shit are and will always be racist piece shit who you should drop.
fucking white niggers
>>27748444
>staying on the normie board if you're actually a fucking robot
nigger what the fuck are you doing
>when you're at your mixed race (white/black) black friend's house and his gorgeous sister walks into the room with her light caramel skin, big eyes, full lips, long black curly hair, full, firm breasts barely covered by a crop top, thin booty shorts that perfectly cling to her wide hips and big booty and you get rock hard and have to do everything in your power to not go into her room and fuck the ever living shit out of her and make her your girlfriend
Why wasn't she into skinny hung white boys? I miss you Kelly. Come back:(
>>27748551
Bullshit Mixed girls only date caucasian and mixed men trust me I'm a half nig myself.
>when that butt hurt white boy tries and fails in bantz
>when a different white boy actually comes up with some straight up fire
Both are equally hilarious
>>27748551
the real question is, did you ever try to do anything? If not, then it's your fault that she doesn't know you exist.
>>27747574
Funny because nigglets is animals and it's parents never train them.
>>27748304
ya did good anon
>>27748656
>nigglets is animals
>>27748629
what are some examples you've experienced?
>>27745977
>when your friend refers to you as his "white friend"
lel
>>27745977
>when you're at your black friends house and you hear gunfire
>>27748928
>when you're at your white friends school and hear gunfire
>>27747437
>when hispanic people shoot you for beating the shit out of them in a stand your ground state
>>27749104
story or link?
>you will never have a black friend who has a normal family (both parents in the picture) and a pretty sister who over time with you guys hanging out, eventually you find her wanting to hang out with you only, eventually kissing her one night, asking your friend's permission if you can date her and he says yes, then you two fall in love and your black friend eventually becomes the best man at your wedding between you and his sister, and their large happy black family basically adopts you as their own because you've always wanted a big family and you're the token white guy there who everyone loves having around and all their cousins and everyone treat you like their brother
why live
>when you at your white friends house and he wants to show you all these "new pepe memes" he saw on twitter
>>27749155
>Falling down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iWqn89nvJs
>>27748304
Underrated post
Original posting
>>27748587
Sure they do buddy
>>27748551
mixed girls are the best. Nature clearly favors hybrids.
>>27749698
IS THAT A BLASIAN
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>27748304
>gotta keep my eyes open for my homies lives that all matta
toppest of keks
>>27747469
>at maori friends house
>says we'll have dinner when his dad gets home
>12 minutes later
>"COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS WOMAN"
>>27748304
outfuckingstanding my man
>>27750019
>at white friends house
>his mom says him and his brother have the share the frozen waffle as they have company tonight
>ask what horderves we'll be enjoying with our waffles
>>27747469
>be at black friends house
>tyrone asks his mom when we're gonna eat
>TYRONE ILL BEAT YOUR ASS I AINT FEEDIN NO WITE BOY
>but momma we's hungry
>tyrone comes back into the room while I play super Nintendo; he's crying
>>27746906
omg repressed memories are flooding these are real
>be at friends house
>beat him at bond (the blue cartage)
>he goes fucking batshit insane and bites me
>be at friends house
>we're like play fighting
>hit him in the head with some air cushion chair (the ones from the 90s)
>he goes ape shit and I throw him off me
>his head explodes with blood and he tells on me
>be at that friends family reunion
I didn't have many friends
>he gets set up on the super nintendo and plays sim city
>can't even talk to him
>i'm left to my own devices and mingle with the only other people there my age
>they're all female ranging from 3 - 7 s / 10
>they start making fun of me and antagonizing me
>ignore it
>girl gets me in a head lock
>i elbow her and she tells her dad
>dad comes downstairs and tells me to knock it off
>suddenly all the girls there like me and ask which one is cute
>Friend is still playing sim city
>playing tag with friend
>he is super bad
>he quits all the time
>me, my sister, his sister, and my sisters friend all start chanting quitter quitter quitter
>he flips out and chases us with rage in his eyes until the bus arrives
He's addicted to stainless steal cleaner now
>when you're at your rich white friends house and he starts masturbating because it helps him sleep
>>27749698
Take a bit for a woman to entice me but oh what I would do to that in my chambers senpai.
> when you at your chinese freinds house and his mum starts screaming at him in mandarin and smackin him with a bamboo stick.
At least he got the good GCSEs
>when you're at your black friends house and realize you don't have a black friend and are actually in your car tripping on salvia
true story desu famalampaitachis
>>27746858
>viral
N O R M I E
> when you called your black freind a lazy dadless nigger
> he has two jobs and his parents are together
> ive never had a job and my parents are divorced
So far thw irony has not escaped him.
>>27745977
White people need to get it together lmao
>>27753467
Lol sounds like me and this white kid I used to talk to
I don't talk to him anymore cus I don't do racism desu
He's in rehab now lel
>>27748304
Nice.
Originality 100%
>that kid who never invited anyone over to his house because his family was really poor and shitty and his parents would always fight
;_;
>>27749351
Great movie, famiglia
>when your white friend gets kicked out of his house because he didn't like the family dog
>>27745977
>when you at yo redneck white boi friends house and he tells his mom to fuck off and she takes him out back and gives him a whoopin with the switch
ayyyyyy this thread is real lit senpai. 100 100 100 100 100 100!!
>>27756223
>iktf
>tfw ur septic tank malfunctioned all the time and your family couldn't afford to fix it so your house smelled like raw sewage all the time and you couldn't have friends over
>>27748430
It has nothing to do with climate. It's just the poor or uneducated in the u.s. that wear their shoes inside. They don't know any better and just weren't taught.
>>27747125
>>whites can't handle the heat
Oh that's funny because we can't make any jokes about you or you cry racism.
>spend the night at your white friend's house
>take a shower
>bar of soap is covered in hair
i fucking hate white people for this
i hate
>>27757515
>using bar soap
What kind of savage family is this?
If you're not using body wash in 2016, it's time to die
>>27757515
Maybe they expected you to bring your own soap? I mean when there's a bar of soap, that usually implies it belongs to an individual. I doubt the family share a bar of soap between them and expected you to use it too.
>>27757515
> showering at a freinds house
Christ, you might have well just fucked his boipucci there and then homo
>>27757867
>tfw I share a bar of soap with my family
W-what's so bad about that?
>>27758231
I bet you also share the dog's dick
Fucking white people
>>27757435
When whites go straight for the jugular with their "jokes" it comes off as being mad. What happened to the mixtape memes? Those were harmless and funny. Not this food stamp/single mom shit.
>>27758304
"Jokes"
>Ass-mad nigger spotted
kek
>>27748687
>black friend says that "only white kids shoot up schools"
>I ask him if he knows why black kids don't shoot up schools
>he doesn't
>because they don't go to school
>nigslaughing.png
then another one jumped in and said
>yeah, also if a nigga tried to shoot up his school it'd turn into a shootOUT real quick
lel
>in the basement of a building with some black friends, pretty creepy spot
>one of them says "oh yeah some white serial killer definitely killed some black people in here, for sure"
>I say "but you have to look at both sides of the story. like, did those no-good niggers deserve it? probably."
>homieskekking.jpg
it's all about delivery
>walk up to group of black friends
>one of them, who didn't know me, askd me if I was lost
>I say "nah I'm down with these niggas"
>my friends start laughing and the one who didn't know me is embarrassed and says "oh you're down with these niggas? what would they do if I just smacked you in the face?"
>"they'd probably call you an ambulance"
>blacksinhysterics.tiff
all me
>>27747469
Reddit's not even good at being racist. How do you manage to be so pathetic?
What the hell guys. What is this, reddit?
>>27747550
Well what does it mean when whites rip on "muh niggers" all day like on here and pol? The moment niggers throw some heat they have a "complex". Man stfu and just enjoy the jokes.
>>27758348
Literally none of this ever happened.
You watched some Chris Rock YouTube videos and decided to make fake black encounters to sound "hip" on 4chan.
Ik PhD black guys that would either kick your ass or ostracize you for slinging the n word
> call black freind a nigger
> he says he fucked my mum
> tell him i fucked his dad
Literally evey conversation we had for 4 years
>>27758499
>> tell him i fucked his dad
White 'people'
>>27748262
Everyone in Australia does it. I would never be so rude as to wear my shoes into someone else's home.
>when nigger boys try to banter
Maybe it's an American thing, as white Americans have the same problem.
>>27753211
Shut the fuck up bitch this whole board is filled with and run by normies.
>>27748304
Well played, very well played.
>>27748493
This
Ayyy I'm walkin 'ere.
>when you're at your white friend's house and you turn down his mom's dinner cuz you "sick"
>>27747489
Building empires before nuggets learned to write.
>>27747297
It's so we don't get robbed, because they think people are home.
>when you visit your black friend and all the females, even his sisters and gf flock to you insetad of him
>>27759679
>when you get STDs
>>27760206
>implying I have to fuck them
>implying I can't just lead them on so they wouldn't settle for nig friend
White people B T F O
>>27745977
>when you at your white friends house and he starts torturing small animals
>>27753017
I'd always kek when this shit happened at my Asian friends' houses, Asian moms are always flipping out for no discernible reason.
It's also funny when they just start a random karaoke session in the middle of the day and all you hear for hours is a flood of generic Vietnamese/Chinese/whatever music filling the entire house and like 50 random asian family members come over and start partying.
>>27760310
>"alright, now you take a swing Jamal"
>"nah, I'll.. I'll pass senpai"
>>27747125
>when you're black and people always see your skin color first
>>27745977
>when you at your white friend's house and he starts straight up fuckin his mom raw right on the couch
>>27760901
>tfw he doesn't even ask you to join
Rude desu
>>27747522
This 2bh
THIS IS A WHITE MAN'S BOARD
KINDLY FUCK OFF TO ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET
You are not equals and you never will be. Stop pretending otherwise. This board is for whites only.
>>27747574
>when niggers get uppity because whites didn't train them properly
Sage and ignore lads op is being paid to shitpost
>when you're black and you think everyone's looking at you b/c you're black
>when you're in a metropolitan city and you eventually realize no one cares and it was all in your head in the first place
>>27761114
This is actually a japanese board.
GET OUT WHITO PIGUS
>When mom and dad get into a fight while your friends are over
