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In the woods enjoying my morning cigarette & coffee &
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In the woods enjoying my morning cigarette & coffee & I just wanted to let everyone know
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What do you do for a living?

originale
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O look it's this faggot

Original commento
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>>27744408
I just live life. You?
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>>27744432

Get a job, it will improve your life greatly.
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I am happy for you man
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>>27744446
I tried, no one wanted to hire me. What do?
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How do u earn money for cigarettes
I guess it's not Australia where a standard pack now costs $30 dollars soon to be increased to $40 lol

Got anymore pics? Looks comfy
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Always wanted to live by the woods
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>>27744493
Have a family member who smokes, I just take them. Don't have many pics, it's still below freezing over here
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Nice to know senpai, I'm chilling watching a movie with some other robots in a dubtracks group, it's comfy
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>>27744388
>alone

yeah this is my hobby too.
the only bad thing is fucking tourists and hikers.
even there i have to pretend I'm happy.
>climbing the path to a castle in the woods.
>suddenly hear people
>get this half smiling poker face on
>keep staring in the air as we get closer to each other
>it's a single mom with 2 teenage daughters
>6/10, 7/10, 7/10
>they greet me loudly and smiling
>wtf
>look in their direction for a moment
>mumble hello, hello
>turn my gaze down in shame after we pass
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>>27744605
Could you link the group?

>>27744634
Whenever I encounter someone I look at them directly in the eyes with a cold gaze and say nothing until they're gone. It's great. Maybe wear a mask so they think twice about greeting you with their pointless pleasantries
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>>27744682
i don't want to do this.
i think i'll just get some super reflecting sunglasses to completely cover my eyes.
even though i hate those things, never wore any.
is there a good brand that doesn't look like thug/hipster shit?
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Find a deep pine forest,you shit-taste tripfag.
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>>27744730
You can never go wrong with a standard pair of fisherman's glasses. Look good in any situation, comfortable, polarized, and cheap. Can get them at any warehouse type store or order online. I'm just wearing the aviators because I like to roleplay as a "badass detective"
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>>27744785
Not him
But why do you Rp as a badass detective lmao just join the police force dude
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>>27744802
Because then I'd have to interact with other people
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>>27744785
okay then i'll submit to my inner slav.
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>>27744388
you look like such a massive faggot.
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>>27744814
Only for a couple of years, then you can become a legit detective and no one will talk to you cuz of PTSD from murder cases ITS GENIUS MATE
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>>27744820
I'm a slav too. Be proud of your heritage.

>>27744859
You know.. I'll consider it. You should too. Always wanted to be a private investigator after playing this in 2010
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>>27744388
there's something called twitter for posts such as these
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>>27744898
It's been my childhood dream, hoping to study Law or somethin

What was your childhood dream? Sorry for so many questions I'm fucking bored 2bh
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>>27744898
but i'm kinda street mix. not pure slav.
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>>27744947
Please subscribe to my tripcode using your premium 4chan account to receive my updates directly to your thread watcher.

>>27744949
Law school is tough, but the profession is fulfilling. Strive after it if you still can. As for my childhood dream.. Wanted tp be in the CIA. No joke.
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>>27744388
Take the glasses off so we can see your autistic eyes again
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take a piss on a tree and post a photo of it
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>>27744996
Could you post your eyes too?
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>>27744986
LE BIG GUY HAHA get it hahahahhhhhhhh

Dude thanks for the motivation desu, everyone just says it's a bloody awful career path. I'm not American, what's the difference between the CIA n FBI?

Also this >>27745009
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>>27745038
The CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) mostly operates outside the United States to gather intelligence via a network of spies whereas the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) predominantly operates within the U.S. to both gather intelligence as well as tackle federal crimes.
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>>27744388
Where are you from, op?

{Orihinal na komento}
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>>27745082
My grandma's house, you?


{Orihinal na komento}
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>>27744388
how old are you OP and why are you on this board? I'm not homo but you don't even look ugly
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>>27745054
Siq, I actually learnt something tonight
Thanks buddy boo babe
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>>27745100
ya hesa qt if u ask me
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>>27745100
Eighteen, here to make meaningful connections and have deep discussiond with those I relate to the most =]

>>27745106
You're welcome pumpkin poo xx
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>>27745142
>tfw I'm 18 too
>tfw babby face and can't even grow a proper beard
>tfw manlet
I still feel like I'm 14 or 15 when in public.
How tall are you
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>>27745203
Having a baby face is good. You'll maintain the aura of youth for a long time. Since you mentioned you're a manlet (don't label yourself like this), I don't want to trigger you by telling you my height. Hang in there.
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>>27745231
>Having a baby face is good

Thanks I needed a good laugh
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you don't have to make this thread every day

you're gonna overstay your welcome and people will get sick of you
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>>27745256
I meant for it to be a bit sarcastic, I have trouble expressing myself. Best to look at the pros and cons of every situation -

"I've found that a baby face, especially one that's not obstructed by a beard, leads to more people helping you in a sticky situation. Particularly middle aged and older women seem more inclined to feel sorry for you.

You also escape some of the distrust people level at young men, even if you're a person of color. Many people enjoy the feeling of being considered fascinating, and a baby face is the perfect tool to express wonderment. But by far the greatest advantage of a baby face, bar none, is the sneakiness. People rarely doubt me even when I am lying straight to their faces as my toddler eyes and pre-school smile lower their guards for me.

Conversely, guys my age often think they can pick on me, because I look like an easy target. That can be a disadvantage or an advantage, depending on the situation. In some cases it helps to be underestimated."
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>>27745295
I don't, but some dude has started impersonating me. Being recognized by anonymous people helps validate my existence
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>>27744388
Have you gotten fit yet like I instructed you about 8 months ago?
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>>27745380
Yeah. Working on it every single day. Do I know you?
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>>27745391
piss on a tree faggot
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>>27745391
Nope, I just remember adding you on skype from here ages ago to help you out on starting working out.
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>>27745404
I would, but I'm back inside now.

>>27745418
Are you Annie?
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>>27744388
You should consider losing weight. Your face shape is rounded and inherently subhuman.
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>>27745580
Yes, I completely agree.
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>>27744388
Fuck you germanfaggot
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You are a very interesting character, why haven't I seen you post lately?
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are u a virgen
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>>27745653
There is much to do. Can't hesitate, can't slow down. Intricately plan my increased posting periods at timed intervals. Back to the blueprints.
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>>27745020
Not him
But I miss you Donny :^(
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You look like Mac Miller with downs
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At home enjoying my morning beer. I quit smoking and no liquor before noon. That way I can at least pretend not to have a problem. Coffee actually sounds good though.
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>>27744682
I just completely ignore them. The act of even non verbally engaging another human has a negative effect on my mental well being. I just look over them and slightly to the left or something, avoiding any kind of eye contact or even really looking at them. Works wonders
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>the woods
>house clearly visible
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Donatello droppin the hottest album of 2k11
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>>27746506
Could just be that a public trail runs close to a residential area, but it sure does look like a dude standing up on forested hill next to his house.
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>>27746237
Miss you too, P.

>>27746319
Good job quitting cigs. Caffeine is incredibly addictive and I wouldn't recommend starting now. You'd slowly lose all natural energy. Maybe try no liquor before 3pm eventually.

>>27746600
My backyard is the woods. The trail or the heavily dense pine forest takes too long to walk to in the morning.

>>27746481
Ignoring them entirely is probably the best thing to do for our fragile psyches
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>>27744388
How big is your dick ? How tall are you ? You're so so cute wtf
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>>27746740
6 inches & 6'6"
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>>27744388
This looks pretty cozy friendo. Makes me wish we had woods closer to where I live. Hope you enjoy
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>>27746718
That's cool. I grew up in places like that. There was a deep ravine up there that my brother and I built a makeshift swing on from a big oak tree. It was dangerous as fuck, but more thrilling than a rollercoaster. Hope I can afford a place like yours someday.
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