Fembots, any stories in which you gave a guy signs to have sex with you but he sperged out and ruined it?
>>29170447
what even counts as a sperg for roasties?
accidentally tripping on something as they are walking just a little? having to sneeze in mid convo? asking them a question that takes brain power?
>>29170483
Nigger you are obviously oblivious to the stupid things autists do and say around women
>>29170526
He/She is right you know.
I once made an offhanded joke about this girls mother's cocaine addiction. She stopped talking to me shortly there after
>>29170447
Yes. I drunk/stoned texted him... "I can't wait for you to fuck me."
Year and a half later, tells me he is gay, even though he would openly talk about which female celebrities he wanted to fuck.
Three years later, I still want to have sex with him.
>no women could ever beat me in a fight
>can kill every roastie itt with my bare hands
in my senior year of high school i went to prom with a qt boi
it was the first and last dance thing i went to
was being as flirty as i am capable of but i ruined it when i literally shit my pants
i havent pursued romance or snusnu since then
>>29170447
>roasties thinking their lives are hard because guys that want to fuck them aren't 10/10 chads
If your a robot you sperged and ruined it whore
>>29170782
why did you shit your pants? You some sort of fag?
>>29170608
do you want to forget about him by having lots of crazy sex while listening to Ke$ha?
I can make this happen
>>29170856
sperged out, anus muscles said "fuck it", rip cute striped panties
press f pay respects
>>29170630
the top kek is that you most likely couldn't
>>29170447
I really think I know that girl... or have seen her on a dating website...
>>29171036
Yeah Fallon Fox could probably beat me up but that's it
>>29171065
that's lady gaga you turd
>>29171065
nevermind. I'm an idiot. It's Katie Perry
>getting hot and heavy
>Kissing, he was playing with my flat chest
>our pants come off and we start diddling one another
>getting ready to fuck
>"I think your vaginal orifice is ready to be penetrated"
>straight face stare at him and say "what?"
>"you seem to be aroused enough for penetration as your vaginal orifice has produced enough lubrication"
>at this point I'm pretty turned of and am a little disgusted
>he figures out he fucked up
>we both kinda quietly get dressed and go back to watching one punch man
>>29171129
>cant have deadpan humor because i have a pussy
no wonder straight guys hate you fags
>>29171129
shame. i'd find that funny. only way that would ruin the moment is if i couldnt stop laughing.
>>29171129
> expect "mm you so wet"
> "I bet you want this inside you"
> I'm not a slut I swear guise
>>29171180
that really wasn't deadpan humor. it just kinda was weird. Like straight outta textbook terminology.
>>29171199
its not like I didn't put out, we actually fucked the following day. I just told him to not call my pussy a "vaginal orifice", something about it being called that just feels cold and static.
>>29171129
That's fucking hilarious. I'd buy that autist a beer.
>>29171271
Fuck off dumb roastie cunt
>>29171129
Kind of lame. He should've done something more creative. He just sounded like a pseudo fedora intellectual
>be 16
>hot girl in Geo class
>we start texting and talking all the time
>late night phone calls
>start to have phone sex
>goes pretty well usually
>one night say
>IM GOING TO HIT THAT PUSSY WITH A TANK
>she says what the fuck
>says she has to go
>goes to bed
>next day at school cold shoulder
>oh, so that's how it is
It never got that far but once an Indian guy was flirting with me at a bar. I smiled and was friendly but I guess he sperged out and waited outside the entire time, because when I left I saw him standing outside.
>tfw that was 2 years ago and was the last time I went out with those friends and drank
>tfw now once every 2 months I play mario kart with two other autists
>>29170483
good post
/dread
>having a crush on this guy for years
>unfortunately he has a girlfriend
>he breaks up
>lonely summer, he invites me to his town to hang out
>this is my chance, i make myself super pretty, wearing my best underwear
>go to a pub with him, have a beer
>go back to his place, sit on the balcony, have a deep talk
>time to go to bed, we go to our separate rooms
>too horny to sleep
>fuck it, i go to his room, i get in his bed
>wrap my legs around him
>nothing happens for a while and we both fall asleep
>get breakfast in the morning and leave in disappointment.
>bf is playing uncharted 4
>its a good game but I wanna bone
>literally rubbing his dick through his pants
>he keeps on playing
>oh well it can't be that much longer than 2 or 3, I guess I can wait
>it was longer, by like 4 hours
>finally finishes game, we go to bed
>tell him I've wanted to fug all day
>"what? You should have said something!"
Cute ass nerd baka
>>29171495
how's that sperging? He just didn't want you
>>29171618
Idiot, men are obligated to fuck women who sexually assault them.
>been best friends with guy since 2011
>developed a crush about 2 months into meeting him
>gave obvious signs, even told him upfront that I want the D
>we were both virgins back then
>he sperged out on most of his ocassions to do something
>2016
>he is still my BFF
>still a virgin
>I've ridden the cock carousel and even fucked a Chad in BFF's bathroom
>he knows everything
I'm sorry P, maybe 2016 will be your lucky year.
>>29171891
Why would he want to fuck your ugly roastie cunt lmao
>start most conversations with boy
>tell him i like him
>he starts talking to me less and less
Do you have to act distant to get a boyfriend?
>>29171618
Seriously? If a girl invited you to her house to spend a night with her you wouldn't think she wants the D? You wouldn't think she wants you?
>>29171969
Similar thing happened to me. I really liked a disabled guy, and when we first met he was the one seeking out my company. Yet when I started to show interest he just backed off and things became cold, and then our friendship properly died when he went to study abroad.
I also wonder where I went wrong.
>>29172001
But HE doesn't want YOU. You aren't attractive to him
>>29172059
I'm sorry, that sucks. The only thing I could think is that there might be some truth to having to play hard to get with guys.
>>29172065
Big deal. I've gotten over him pretty fast, although we still keep in touch.
>chick literally presenting her ass to you in heat (lordosis behaviour)
>don't do jack shit about it
missed my one chance for sex now i'm stuck here :D
>>29172147
No need to get defensive but assuming a guy will just give up their dick for any girl is pretty demeaning
>>29171891
give him some, ffs. you've already ridden the carousel
>met guy off tinder
>travel far af on public transit late at night to meet him
>drink a little at a bar and go back to his place
>about to fuck
>can't get it up
>asks me to spend the night
>wake up early to travel far af home
>still haunts me to this day
Why god
>>29171129
>diddling one another
you were just intimidated by his 1rm, just admit it
>>29170447
>fembots
when will this nonsense end? its biologically and socially impossible for a woman to be a robot/
>>29172194
maybe you weren't pretty enough for him
>>29172442
That's basically what I think and I've come to terms with it. He was out of my league for sure, but damn couldn't he have just fucked me?? Don't guys fuck ugly girls like all the time?? Another option is whiskey dick, but we never made any contact after that night so if he really did want to fuck me he could have messaged me. Fuck
>>29172553
This is gross behavior please don't do this
>>29171891
You fucking whore. You could tell he wanted it but didn't know what to do. And what do you do? Instead of giving your "BFF" some well deserved pussy, you go and become Chad's dirt cum dumpster slut.
Typical roastie bitch. kys
>>29170447
I would be willing to wager actual money that not a single female has read this sentence. It's all guys here, my man.
>>29172723
This was me over a year ago. I have a good boyfriend now and I hate what I was back then. Wish that time in my life never happened, but it did. So I gotta live with it. Forever.
>>29171891
I'm pretty sure this is a guy
>>29171891
u sound like trash. how many dicks have u had?
>>29173352
Well ok so long as you recognize how toxic that behavior sounds. I hope you're in a better place friendo
>>29170483
having your face counts as a sperging it sounds like
>>29170577
lol, see! spergs are not oblivious!
god i feel bad for you
