30+ thread?
how are my fellow 30+ anons doing?
are you neet? wagecuck? salaryfag?
are you close to an hero like myself?
>>27069137
33 yo here. You posted my all time favorite album. Neet right now bc I quit my job in december. Probably killing myself before I go homeless.
>>27069137
29 going on 30 in like 5 months.
In the past year I've:
>quit smoking
>gotten laid
>lost 35 pounds
>got a sweet work from home gig pulling 6 figures
>visited Japan
It gets better fellow robots. Better with age.
>>27069250
Hey I got laid in my 20's. You seem like a college educated not loser. Believe me when you're 33 and the most legit job you've had is assistant manager at Domino's you're fucked and it's only getting worse
If any of you fucks are seriously over 30 and still a NEET you need to immediately kys.
>>27069137
>31
>salaryfag
>have 5 month old daughter
>too tired to feel anymore
>33 y/o
>navy vet
>non-virgin and divorced (never again)
>ricanfag
>"goth"-fag
>currently doing a weekend warrior stint in the NG
>college educated
>no full-time employment yet or anymore
>semi-neet, moved in with parents years ago
My life is near rock-bottom shit. I just wanna die but I'm too much of a pussy to do myself in.
But I'm kinda saving and working out so I can travel to France and join the Legionnaires. It's to a far-fetched pipe-dream but at this point, I'm willing to try anything to leave the robot life for good.
Thinking
>tfw 29
c-can I stay in this thread?
>>27069715
You sure can anon. Welcome to the club and take a seat.
How's your life?
>30
>developed schizophrenia
>out of my fucking mind most days.
>>27069682
You can probably get decent security work cause Navy vet
31 hikki. I'm in the long haul.
>>27069835
I'm really sorry to hear that, anon. My sister is 38 and also schizophrenic. She fought the good fight through her 20s but couldn't fight anymore.
Are you working through treatment? What do you do most days?
>>27069321
Enjoy it dude, 5-8 months is a really fun age. Mine is 2 years and it's cool and all but I always feel really nostalgic for the infancy times. But anyway I'm only 24 so I'm gtfoing this thread
>>27069864
I tried. I was interviewed 3 times by the same company but still no call. I also got "hired" by a government merch.marine firm but I've been on the waiting list for the orientation for over a whole fucking semester because of "muh over-staffing".
thinking of hitting up the ports near the capital this weekend to land a job with my TWIC card but I doubt I'll have any luck.
>>27069803
eh. Bad. Was wagecucking at an IT place some time ago, quit and re-neeted. Which I don't mind at all on its own, I just dread knowing that the rest of the world thinks of me as subhuman for not working and living at home at this age. it's been over a year and I don't have any references from that place or anything so I doubt there's an employer that'd have me anymore anyway.
I feel like I fit in with neither the regular early-20s fags on 4chan in general, nor the older people in threads like this one. Like I didn't change while everyone else does.
>>27069137
>>27069137
>are you neet? wagecuck? salaryfag?
>are you close to an hero like myself?
alright, here are my stats
>32
>make $100k a year
>still a virgin
close to a hero
I'm 32, an AF reservist, and I'm taking nursing classes.
I lost wizard status by a stroke of luck but I still have no relationship experience. I don't give a flying fuck though. Life is great.
>>27069250
>>gotten laid
>>27069297
>Hey I got laid in my 20's.
>>27069321
>>have 5 month old daughter
>>27069682
>>non-virgin and divorced (never again)
Guys,can I get some advice here? I'm 29 and never even kissed a girl, and it's killing me.
>>27070172
I have no relationship experience either. I assume I am irreparably, demonstrably ugly. Sucks.
>>27070251
Have you considered raping someone? At the worst, she presses charges and you get swole in prison.
>>27070120
>literal six figure income
Women anywhere in the world will drop whatever they're doing to jump on your dick if it means a ticket out of having to do anything with their lives.
>>27070251
I only want to kiss a girl but only if it is the first time for both of us. There so many promiscuous women, I only want a nice sweet girl. Because I can't find a girl I am slowly becoming gay. I gave my first handjob last month. Shit was cash.
31 year old wagecuck here. Still living at home. Every day I want to die.
I've lost my sex drive nearly entirely, to the point where I fap maybe twice a month, if I remember.
Following a series of bad decisions and god-awful relationships, I find myself shitposting on 4chan every night, while hoping I die in my sleep or be diagnosed with a terminal illness so I can end this nightmare.
>>27069250
6 figure job working from home? Details please. What company? What's the job involve? What are the qualifications?
How come there are so many normies in this thread?
Like almost none of you are wizards wtf
>>27070686
I wish a 60+ wizard would bestow his presence upon us.
>>27070686
Former wizards are still cool.
>>27070667
Company is Dell Secureworks. I reverse engineer malware all day. Qualifications are hands on experience reverse engineering software, use of debuggers, use of assembly.
>>27070251
met my wife 10 years ago. she was homeschooled, awkward, and impressionable. i have crippling anxiety, but i never really felt nervous around her, so i was able to act confident and pursue a relationship. thank god it worked out.
>>27069137
>are you neet? wagecuck? salaryfag?
stay-at-home-dad master race sighing in. the only socially acceptable and best form of NEET. ive broken through the matrix bros
>>27070893
Tell us more. What does your wife do? Do you still fuck her?
>>27070808
Thanks, I thought you were gone.
>TFW always wanted a high-paying malware job like that; perhaps Kaspersky or something.
>TFW it's three times as sweet since you work from home.
>TFW don't know how to code; even HTML seems too complicated.
>>27070914
social worker. yes
>>27070915
I learned by cheating at video games and making cracks for sharewarez.
>>27070251
ex-navyfag here. My advice? Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Most of the girls I met and fucked were thanks to alcohol being involved. They don't call it a social laxative for nothing Anon.
But don't just go out to bars and hope to get laid instantly. Frequent them, mingle and brush up on your face-to-face social skills by asking about events, sports, movies etc. Just don't do anything stupid like drinking too much and starting a fight. Pace yourself
also wear effay clothes and get a haircut that suits you. It takes a bit of investing of time and money but do it for yourself in the long run not for a specific girl and you'll make it.
going to events like concerts, music-fests and shows is also a great idea.
and go for cougars if you can! they love to fuck and don't give a fuck
45 neet here, beels fatman
>>27071256
Why the hell are you here?
Original
32 yo reporting in life is good
32 here
Salaryfag
Thinking about suicide a lot more than I ever have before for some reason.
34 khv salaryfag. I've come to terms with being too awkward for any serious relationships. Besides that I'm pretty well off, but I live in NY so it isn't that impressive.
>35
>making 185k a year for the past 7 years
>khv
I'm unemployed, broke, balding, living with my parents, about to turn 30, friendless and depressed. Should I commit sudoku?
>>27073172
Come on, dude...we both know the answer to that.
>>27072994
how?
like what do you spend that money on as a single male?
I make a fraction of that, live in a very comfy notes from thee underground style apartment in the city, spend on stupid shit like minis and alcohol, and still have too much.
why would 30 year old fags go to this site is beyond me, I get it if you go on other boards but r9k...
>>27070808
Hahah... Nick?
>>27069304
No fuck you. Why? What do you think old homeless men are? There are decades ahead.
>>27074108
Because we are virgins? And that's why r9k was made? Been here from the start. The normies only came recently.
