>man today was so rough :(
>coach didn't let me play all 4 quarters at left tackle
>Dad bought me the wrong Mustang
>Stacey didn't let me cum on her face
>only got 6As on my report card
>only 68 people showed up to my birthday party
I'm so depressed
To be fair, if I got a v6 automatic Mustang as a gift and had to pretend I was grateful I'd be upset too
>>28854070
>Chad
>Left Tackle
That's the prime Robot position if there was any
>>28854101
That makes sense though because people would make fun of you for driving automatic in that car. It's not like your iphone color.
>>28854070
Nigger, I barely passed all through high school. Graduated 353/363 out of my class. I did fuck all in high school.
>I know this is b8
>>28854070
Have you ever been single for more than a month? Shit sucks senpai
>>28854134
This explains alot for me then, fuck.
>>28854070
>Stacey didn't let me cum on her face
That's rough, buddy. I remember that week when one of my fwb would only let me cum in her ass twice instead of he usual ass-then-face cuz she was trying out a new creme. I could barely get it up for the 2nd times knowing what was waiting for me.
who here former 4th string cornerback?
>>28856148
1st string left tackle, I was actually pretty good but everyone on the team hated me.
>>28856148
Kek. That's where they put all the manlets
>>28854070
>tfw 2nd string D end until I quit
No reason to play as a senior if you aren't starting
>>28854070
>you cant be depressed because I have it worse than you
Depression is an mental illness and it can effect anyone no matter how good of a life they got. I would even say that most of the people here dont even know what depression is you're just lonely and angry because girls dont like you.
>>28856333
This times 10000. 100% match. I hate how everyone on here is "depressed", "autistic" and of course "above average intelligence".
Sure you are buddy, sure you are. Shhhh...
>>28856333
>>28856381
>implying I haven't tried to kill myself 4 times
>implying I give a shit about attention and girls
>Implying Stacey roastvag has legitimate depression because she didn't get to go to the mall afterschool and only 7/10 boys will hit on her
wew lad, project harder
>>28856381
>>28856333
I love when newfags get triggered by extremely obvious bait.
>>28856451
WE REDDIT NOW
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE ORIGINAL COMMENTOLI
>tfw indoor pool heater wasn't working so had to swim in slightly chilly water
>tfw penthouse suite was occupied by some stacey celeb because my private jet landed at holiday destination a couple hours ahead of schedule
>tfw chad chauffer talked about his gf the whole way to special event celebrating my existence and the mini bar didn't have the weeb biru I always drink
>>28856333
What is It with non depressed people telling others that they're not depressed
>>28856693
Uh, have you tried just getting over it maybe?
You just need to get out more
>>28856693
Stop feeling sorry for yourself you bitch.
>>28856693
Stacey literally just dropped her iphone 9, what do you have to be depressed about again?
>>28856983
You're projecting.
I never said I was depressed. I just find it weird that people are offended at other people being depressed. Case in point, you.
Why are Chads and Stacey's never shit on for saying they're depressed! Why is it only us mentally and physically stunted folks that get spat on and told "BOOOOOT STRAPS!"
>>28856693
Depressed people do it too.
>my girlfriend wont let me do anal, she only gave me a blowjob and vaginal intercourse
>I flipped my 'Vette street racing and it'll take a month to fix the body
>my drug dealer didnt have my favorite type of cush and I had to buy something different
>only got a 10% raise instead of a 20% raise
>>28856425
Wow lad no need to be so sensitive, no one is saying *you* arent depressed
>>28856451
I love when actual newfags call me a newfag when in reality I have been here for 2 years already
>>28857057
There are paid shills ensuring we don't rise up and make movements because of our complaints. Society is already geared so chads and Stacey's will prosper and live /comfy/. Robots have the power to change the world.
