>Get enough nerve up to finally make a thread nobody replies
I'm not even good enough for /r9k/
>>24559551
You're good enough for me, now let's drum up some replies, fagit.
You have to use a hot woman in the OP, or else everyone ignores it
sex sells threads
It's OK anon, my first thread got 3 replies before it 404'd
>>24559577
You can always start a better topic early in thread. So what are we peddling? Fembot feels, lewdposting, some kind of race bait?
>>24559569
r-really anon?
>>24559551
Nice post, I'm here to reply
>>24559577
Nice dubs, I would like to check them
>>24559551
Protip, add "I'm a grill" to your post. Guarantee 300 replied.
>>24559611
Sure, i got you famlee. You're my amigo now, we gonna keep this fucker on at least page 2 for awhile
>>24559551
OP is the chads nads!
How do you feel about the man in pic related?
Nice reddit hugbox thread guys.
>>24559551
that;s merely because your post had no content.
ees-okay mang
>>24559614
I'd like to see this mundane neutral sounding thread and topic stay up awhile. It's refreshing
>>24559665
Nice almost trips, fag.
>>24559665
>You know anon, ever since your father moved out, you've been the only man around the house...
>>24559551
you need to make better content, but this one's on the house buddy
>>24559577
But I'm not a 12 year old. I just want to have conversations not resolving around sex. Am I broken?
>>24559638
You're the shit
>>24559690
Even if the thread isn't about sex, just use a picture of a hot woman. Guaranteed replies because it makes people notice the thread
>>24559658
Ugly level chad that probably has had everything handed to him
>>24559690
You and me too.but autistic robots can't seem to resist a thread with the word "fembot" in, even if it's obviously not a fembot, which it rarely is.
>>24559714
Pretty much. Sometimes it derails the actual topic though, and then devolves into "fembots". Of course this thread is topicless. So i guess that's fine, i dunno
>>24559714
OMG I'M AA MAN AND I must COMMENTS ON this fairly STANDARD Internet porn PICTURE
>>24559682
Thanks for offering me your mom, anon.
>>24559742
It is topicless. We can talk about literally anything here.
>>24559766
Then let's get a conversation going my man. What's happening with you?
what the hell are you even on about
>mfw this thread becomes about the quality of /r9k/ being shit
this post will end in 15
>>24559729
Handed to him by the State if thats what you mean
>>24559807
Hey, it's gotta turn into something. Or it'll die. I wouldnt mind a state of the board thread
>>24559787
Nothing much man just smoking myself to an early grave. What about you?
>>24559815
wait wut
>>24559830
Am I supposed to know who he is?
>>24559841
Trying to sleep, but these mice under my house are loud as fuck. They're trying to get in through these tiny holes they've chewed in my carpet and i'm fighting them back with a really long feather duster on occasion
>>24559835
>all those fembot feels threads
>real fembot makes this thread and isn't an attention whore about it
>crickets
betas ruin everything
>hugbox: the thread
>>24559926
Hey, i talk to all the fembots. They're a little crazy, but obviously i am too if i'm up at 3:30 am poking mice with a feather duster
>>24559815
My god. Checked.
Now how about my 9
>>24559911
>Three days ago I got a big ass mouse in my trap. >Next day the offspring started coming out.
>Still some enough to be slow
>Probably hungry
>See one in bedroom floor just looking at me
>Grab bat
>Smash
>Get dustpan
This has happened everyday since. Fuck living in a field in cold weather.
>>24559551
I know that feel, happens every day
>>24559993
Same with me. They've lived peacefully under my house eating i dont know what for awhile. I shouldnt have ignored them this long. Now they want in and i've gotta do something now.
>>24559960
Drop rat poison in the holes
>>24560007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9TunCtR3dQ
>>24560032
I'm thinking about it. Was planning on getting some in the morning sometime, whenever i think they're asleep. I'm going to have to do that, and mow down the field next to my place
>>24559551
>40+ replies
fuck off OP you don't know my pain, I've never had a thread this successful
I have three threads on three different boards right now all with <10 posts on page 9 right now
>>24560057
My first thread
>>24559156
>>24560057
Well, tomorrow, when you're attention whoring, try using some kind of trip to let me know that you are actually you. I'll drop by and try to get the ball rolling.
>>24560056
Mow first. Also maybe star feeding stray cats if there's any around you so it'll start eating them
>>24560093
No cata around here, could maybe bring some in though. I gotta bush hog all that shit, it's a little over an acre i bought and just kind of let it sit there
>tfw have to give up on tfw no gf threads because robot and 0 replies
I'd just run away from any serious offer anyways
>>24560113
On the bright side it wont grow again for awhile
>>24560117
I usually get a fembot to talk to me on kik when i go gf hunting. Cant get past friend stages though. I'm a fuck-up, i almost wish they just wouldnt talk to me at this point
>>24560150
Yeah, that'll be nice. just gotta get these mice out. Maybe i'll get a garden going over there this summer
>>24560117
What's the point when you can just masturbate
>>24560182
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
>>24560213
Hey man, i bought the land, i'll go crazy and put a huge ass pool over there, you dont know me.
>>24560228
>not using it to dump the bodies
>>24559551
Hey yo OP, when you gonna be satisfied here? Unless your dumb ass has abandoned thread already
>>24560276
Fuck you, i'm still here. Gu.
instead of this just being a (you) thread, let's get some meta discussion going.
how do you usually browse 4chan, f a m?
I usually open a few threads on /tv/, /v/, and /r9k/, make a reply in each of them, and continue browsing.
>>24560272
Simply devilish my man. I'm saving that for when i get property farther away from roads though.
>>24560276
I'll never be satisfied. Not with this thread not with anything.
>>24560297
Alright then. Where you wanna go with this thread?
>>24560324
We take it East.
>>24560298
I make a bunch of replies to people in different threads here, go talk to girls on kik, and occasionally check to see if i get any (You)s. I only use r9k
>>24560343
East it is! But like, what topics we got going here? I cant use this as a (You) thread forever, i'm like half of the posts here i feel like
>>24559551
learn to be a pro troll. I usually don't make threads here but can easily get 100 plus replies on some of the slow boards.
>>24560298
I'll browse the first page of /tv/ /r9k/ and /pol/ twice over because of my ocd. If I find a thread I'm interest in I'll open it in a new tab. Sometimes I wont even go in to banepost. But if I don't find anything I'm free from 4chan for a few hours then I have to check it again. Same with my dating sites.
I've had sex with this woman
>>24560362
Webm thread.
>>24560399
Good job anon.
Gotta beat the robot here
>>24560384
baneposting is always appropriate, pham
>>24560399
so did i
>>24560428
Yes it is. Kinda scare about what's going to happen when TFA opens.
>>24560431
motherfucker!!!!! where do u live
>>24559551
>(you)
imagine the parentheses are a hug
>>24560460
I'm a wanderer but lately I've taken up residency in your mom
>>24560479
I don't like being touched
>>24560482
Say that to my face u fucking prick. I'll cut you up faggot
>>24560459
holy shit, is that an edit or is that in the game?
>>24560542
You weren't in the thread where everyone lost their shit over it being real?
>>24560574
no, I thought undertale was a tumblr meme game so i avoided it.
fuck, i wish i had been there
>>24560515
I'll whisper it through your mums cunt so the next time she gives you a kiss on the cheek it'll creep up and come out of her own mouth.
>>24560603
>visual interpretation
>>24560459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atYKV0ad34U
FAAM!
Made my night...Morning? Fuck.
