Can someone please describe sex to a virgin?
Porn really isn't doing anything for me anymore, and I'd just like to know what sex actually FEELS like.
kinda over-rated tbqh. still fun though
>>24558905
Okay to know what sex feels like.
Step 1. Heat up a warm gooey dish.
Step 2. Buy hooker
Step 3. Fight with hooker over recieving sex because she don't want to because of how ugly you are
Step 4. Get raped by pimp
Step 5. Be forced to swallow at glory holes all day
Step 6. Come home to lukewarm gooey food.
Step 7. Throw it away because it reminds you of the texture of semen.
>>24558905
it's warm and smelly and you both breathe and slobber all over each other while hugging
>>24558905
>FOREPLAY
>She's wet, oh man what am I doing
>Why am I not getting an erection? Oh god pls no Ahhhhh
>Phew, thanks penis
>Insert penis
>Well, this isn't even that gr8 desu senpai
>Start fucking
>Why is her face contorting like that, desu it doesn't look attractive
>Man tits look way flatter when you're on top
>Why am I thinking this?
>Honestly, not getting that much pleasure from this
>Really annoying
>Holy shit this is just
>RAGHGHRGEYGFEYE
>Fuck like a wild man
>WHY AREN'T I CUMMING? I THOUGHT I'D BE PREMATURE IF ANYTHING
>Oh man starting to get pleasure now I'm treating her like a piece of meat
>Violent acts
>Cum
>Slap her in the face and spit on her
>Tell her to clean herself up
>Slap ass as she leaves the bed
This is what sex felt like me the first time.
Which kind of sex?
Sex with a woman whom you love, or sex with a woman you don't love?
>emotionless sex is really nothing but lust and pleasure
>its good to feel the warmth of a womans body against yours, and smell the primordial fragrances of sex
but sex with a woman of whom you love is a spiritual experience, its divine
It's like a give and take thing. The best thing you can do is relax and find out what you enjoy.
>>24558974
Honestly, most of the pleasure I get, aside from the warmthness around my cock- is the control.
Controlling her when she gets pleasure, how she does, picking her up and throwing her across the bed. All that shit.
>>24558974
This was good fap material. Thanks familia
>>24559042
I right there with you, pham. I don't know how anyone would not like this? Creeps me out knowing dudes like to give this up.
>>24559042
>throwing her across the bed
>wow
>>24559069
What do you mean? like being a fag?
>>24559073
what are you trying to say buddy
>>24559113
Just sounded so intense to me. Like some hulk shit man.
>>24559042
>Honestly, most of the pleasure I get, aside from the warmthness around my cock- is the control.
Aye, more recently I've been making her cry by insulting her and pointing out her real flaws. It feels amazing. I've had to calm it down occasionally because she's got too emotional and has needed to stop but ,when I get that right level of abuse, it's amazing.
You should also try switching and seeing what it's like to be subby. I was surprised by how much of it I like.
>>24559050
>This was good fap material. Thanks familia
Really?
>>24559174
Well im not a manlet pussy tb.h
>>24559180
>I convinced my girlfriend I had aids, and than shut it down after I got her going
Doing shit like that is how you keep a bitch from cheating on you.
>>24559180
You can still fuck her as she cries? That sounds really intriguing but so intense. Do you ever feel kind of, I don't know, bad afterwards?
>>24559259
FEELING BAD?
>FOR A WOMEN.
FUCKING KEK
>>24559259
It's all consensual and we've agreed the stuff I'm allowed to do beforehand. I've accidentally cut her before whilst hurting her and I felt bad that I was unable to control myself effectively to not do such a thing. She was pretty understanding though.Trust is really important when it comes to these things.
She has given me permission to legit consensual non-consent fuck her once, which I find amusing. I'm allowed to fuck her once when she really fully genuinely doesn't want to have sex with me in order to 'see what it's like'.
>>24558905
Right before penetration I like to rub his hard cock up and down against my slit. It feels amazing to put pressure on my clit, very sensitive and intense but full of pleasure. Then penetration... There's different angles that feel differently. It's really hard to describe. I guess, maybe imagine you're sucking on a popsicle, but you can't taste it and it's giving you insane pleasure. It feels differently is it's going fast or slow, angled up or down... You can grip more tightly or relax depending on the speed or intensity or your preference, though I guess it asks can depend on your pelvic floor strength... Usually I squeeze pretty intensely when I'm getting ready to come/coming, then relax right after... And as soon as he pulls out I ache for more, but also feel so so so amazingly good. I orgasm easily multiple times too, so it might be different if you can't. Also, obviously,I'm a girl
>>24559345
Wow, were you both abused as children? Seek
help and learn to forgive, you don't have to go on living like that...
>>24559384
What do you think is bad about what we do? Why is it a morally negative act and not a morally neutral one?
Also, how come you have shit taste m8.
>>24559370
Sounds pretty gay desu
>>24559201
Yeah any half decent man should be able to throw his gf around the bed, controll her, etc. It's just like video games.
>>24559370
No on cares about your boipucci
>>24559384
Tbqh familia there's nothing wrong with anything they are doing because it's consented. >>24559412
Do you guys have a safe word, or do you just know when to stop?
It's sincerely overrated, like, possibly THE most overrated thing in our culture
If you're having sex with a virgin it's even worse, shit's too tight and blood gets everywhere and you basically get to thrust slower than you could ever beat your dick off so there's 0 chance you could ever get off. Then you have to awkwardly decide when to stop because you aren't finishing anytime soon and she sure isn't either because blood's everywhere and it's basically a terrible time.
Not too bad the second go, but still mediocre.
>>24559370
Coming from a girl. If you call it a "slit" you obviously aren't a girl. Fuck off manlet
>>24559500
We just use the traffic light system.
Red-Stop immediately
Orange- Calm down, ease into something else
The rest is just based on me reading her body language and the way in which she communicates. If it seems like she's legitimately too far gone then I'll calm myself down. Especially if she's in full horny subspace mode, people like that rarely will say no and are often unaware of how much injury their body is going through so it's worth making sure that one doesn't go too far when that happens. Mistakes are inevitable though and you're going to do something you inadvertently don't want to do, especially when starting off. Learning how to slap someone's face without bruising it and doing it in a way that isn't too rough took me a surprising amount of time.
>>24559531
If you really think sex is only, at best, mediocre, then you're unusual. Most people love sex.
If you're posting here, they you're also unusual. So checks out.
>>24559580
Ever heard of asexual?
>>24558905
nice thread OP, adding everyone who posts ITT to my filter list
>>24559652
>Angry virgin autist detected
>kek
>>24558905
It feels like get tf off /r9k/ frend lol
Also check these dubs
What makes sex good is:
A) The feeling of victory you have while doing it ("hell yeah, i did it!)
B) Dominating somebody else. Being in control.
C) The level intimacy you experience with a person you (maybe) love, and that (maybe) loves you back.
The stimulation itself feels good but its not something that you couldnt have with a good (warm) sextoy and lots of lube.
And: Sex is exhausting, never forget this if you are a fat fuck.
>>24559726
I forgot:
Sex also needs some practice to be really good. especially if you are an autistic virgin. And for beginners it happens often that you are to stressed to get a boner (story of my life) or you cum already after a few seconds.
So you need to find a girl (or a hooker) who doesnt leave you in the first weeks/months because you are just to inexperienced to get her off.
>>24559768
what kind of experience would you gain
>>24559777
-How to touch her in the right way
-Penetration without hurting you or her
-Fucking her in way that its fun for both of you (not like a god damn rabbit!)
-Learning about her anatomy, and what she likes and what not.
It may sound super kek'ish, but sex is an important part of a relationship, and if one of you doesnt enjoy it, because the partner is completely inept, you wont stay together for a long time. Not in 2015, with all its possibilities to find a new cock.
You are currently mired in anxiety and depression and feel nervous and your body is flitty and feels like razors sharpening rock.
Frequent sex your body is a bath of milk. You are now grounded and smoothly go about your day. You could conquer your dreams, the world. Some dickwad can hurl abuse at you at the bus stop and you're chill because you're awesome.
>>24559983
>need to have sex to get sex
>can't have sex unless you've already had sex
just end it
>>24560102
This problem arises from not having your first time when everybody else has it (around 14-18). In this age its normal to suck at sex. Afterwards you can call yourself lucky if you find a girl who goes with you through the "learning phase" without cheating on you.
Or you should consider practicing sex with a hooker. Atleast 2-5 times.
