>Come and give me a push, anon!
>>24559304
with my dick?
>>24559304
I met a girl in high school who had a centaur body like this. She sat on my lap once and it felt like her ass was swallowing everything up. That's when i knew i probably wasn't man enough for all that ass
>>24559304
push from lower back if you're not a faggot
>>24559318
oh my god, imagine that. pushing against her ass only with your dick, her entire weight slowly being shifted onto the force exerted from your cock.
god damnit now I want to fuck a girl with a huge ass while she sits in a swing
>>24559318
you dont even need to say it, it will happen, oh wait thats the point of the picture kek
>Hey anon, here's the sunscreen. Can you get my backside for me?
>>24559304
is she finnish? looks half-mongol
>touching a girls butt
enjoy your cooties, dorkzilla
>>24559336
If you've ever touched a girl, you're a filthy normalfag and need to get a fucking life.
>>24559406
Oh. Sorry man, could you point me in the direction of le reddit? :^)
>>24559424
I shoved it up your mom's ass last night ;^>
>>24559466
Why not mine too? :'(
>>24559480
You can crawl up there if you wanna find out (*3*)
>Have you ever been this close to a woman, anon? LOL
>>24559498
Alright you got me, your face game is on point my man. Bravo
>starring in porn
dropped
>>24559336
similar story, i worked with this cute half-french native american girl who had a fucking gigantic ass and the most intense hip-waist ratio I had ever seen in my life. her ass was like two basket balls next to each other. she was really assertive and slutty towards me.
she'd usually lean into me whenever she could, her thigh and stomach pressing against mine. often if I was on the register, she'd tell me to go do something else by just sliding between me and the counter, which often resulted in my dick between her asscheeks because I'd stand with my thighs against the counter
once on a slow rainy day she actually just pressed her body into mine from behind and grabbed my cock, then took the sketchpad i had been doodling on behind the register. she whispered "no distractions, anon" then ran her fingers from my belly button to my dick and walked away and left me with a huge boner.
[/spoiler]tfw she was 15 (only a highschool sophomore) and i was 20 so i couldn't fuck around with her[/spoiler]
pic related, pretty much what her body looked like. she had a thigh gap despite her thickness and you could see her butt if you looked at her crotch from the front.
>>24559814
I got a little bit hot reading that desu
>>24559814
My girl was this emo red head who wasnt fat at all, she just had the absolute craziest ass. She heard me playing music i think at some point and decided to press her massive ass on me whenever she could. I just couldnt handle all that ass
>>24559814
you'll regret not hitting that for the rest of your life
>>24559939
i already do
>walk into work with a fresh haircut
>"oh my god, anon!"
>qt runs over, jiggling
>stares at me for a second, she kind of bends her knees a little and squeals out a weak "fuck!"
>she says "fuck!" again
>"your hair is PERFECT anon!"
>gives me a god damn high five
>puts her knuckle in her mouth and then blushes really deeply
>manager suddenly enters room and tells me to clock in
>tfw lost that job because I decided to go on a camping trip alone instead of work for a week straight
>tfw she stopped working there shortly after I did
>she was too poor to afford a cell phone
>>24560016
god damnit senpai i actually got mad from reading your post
WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCK HER
who cares if she was 15, from the way you describe it, she would've had an orgasm just from you taking your shirt off
>>24560016
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A NORMIE WHY WOULD YOU STAY IN THIS PLACE YOU MADMAN
>>24559538
You're drove me to be my best. I'll never forget you anon.
>>24560155
Kek, i'm flattered amigo.
>>24560016
>>stares at me for a second, she kind of bends her knees a little and squeals out a weak "fuck!"
>>she says "fuck!" again
>>"your hair is PERFECT anon!"
>>gives me a god damn high five
>>puts her knuckle in her mouth and then blushes really deeply
femanon here, you literally made her wet just from existing near her
that's something i usually reserve for absolute chads
