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>Boss leaves for week vacation
>tfw been taking 30 minute breaks instead of 10 minute breaks

Who else is literally Satan?
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what you should be taking is a shit in her desk drawer
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>had tacos for lunch
>take a poop after eating
>didn't flush and didn't wash hands after
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>Ask for bbq sauce at maccers
>Didn't even use it
>Looked cashier in the eye as I threw it in the bin
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>tourists ask me if I know where the dumbass place they're looking for is
>say no
>I actually do
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>>25948118
>not giving them the wrong direction
Not that /devilish/ tbqh
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>>25947906
>guy next to me asks if i have a pencil he could use for the class
>so no
>actually have several
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>normie asks if i am virgin
>say no
>i am a total virgin

haha i fooled him
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>sister leaves her mascara brush out
>apply it to pubes
>tfw she uses it every morning
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>be in military
>always say be there 15 mins prior
>come to work anytime after that

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>>25948180

It was literally behind them and I just shook my head in disbelief.
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>hey bro can I borrow a pen
>say that I don't have an extra
>do have an extra

Hehe sucker
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