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>teacher unironically calls on me to answer questions again
>always stutter, talk really fast and start sweating
>she can audibly and visibly see this, yet continues to do it every lesson


Don't fall for the college meme, its a worse version of highschool
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And life is worse than that :^)
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>>28629555
Just don't go to class, it's not like you have to.
I passed three classes last semester where my professors saw me exactly twice.

Once during the first lecture and once at the exam.
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>about to graduate
>decide to take french courses to fill the timetable
>french teacher is a cutie pie, has a great personality, used to play volleyball and can speak french and invoke french accented imperfect english at will
>uncharacteristically crush on her and plan to take another 2 years of french
Oh, academia, how could you have failed me so? At least I can properly appreciate the melancholy now.
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>Don't fall for the X meme

Dude, you totally fell for the /r9k/ meme
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>>28629989

10% of the mark is just on attendance, another 50% later on will be a business presentation
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>>28630044
ahahahaha
You american or something?
this is ridiculous, come on, you're in university or something hahaha
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>>28630044
10% for attendance, is that some kind of meme?
please let it be a meme and not real life
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>>28629555
I mean, honestly she is trying to force you to get used to it.

>>28630044
>another 50% later on will be a business presentation
Yeah, she doesn't want to fail your socially anxious ass, so she is trying to force you to get used to presenting.

Wild idea, buy maybe you should tell her that you hate being around crowds, and see what she says about it? Its not like you have any pride to swallow.

>But she already knows

Nigger she could just assume you don't know what the hell you're talking about, which is another reason she would force you to answer.
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>>28630044
tripfags need to leave and die
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>>28630076
>10% for attendance, is that some kind of meme?
I am a humanities major (I suck at math, so what else am I supposed to major in while I go to college when my grandparents saved 50 years for it). If you are not at class, you are missing probably have the content, since the classes are not as much taught by a teacher and its more a roundtable discussion about the readings.
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>>28630094
>I mean, honestly she is trying to force you to get used to it.
this is true, OP
you should take the opportunity to work on yourself
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>>28630094
>>28630137
You normies need to fucking leave.
Now.
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>>28630062
>>28630076


I wish it was a meme, uni is no place for robots


>>28630094
>>28630137


This one presentation isn't going to change how I am
It'll just make me look like an autistic to anyone who doesn't know me
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>>28630312
>This one presentation isn't going to change how I am
It will change your grade significantly, though.

>It'll just make me look like an autistic to anyone who doesn't know me
How is that different from now?
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>>28630231
You'll never be free from us. We will taunt you forever you freaks
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>>28630312
You already make yourself look autistic. I mean come on, you have tulpa threads
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>>28630331
You clearly don't understand how social anxiety works, do you?
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>>28629555
Stop being autistic. That's what the normies always say.
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>>28630390
Yeah man just stop being this thing that you can't stop being it's like so easy bro cmon XDDDDDDD
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>>28630387
>You clearly don't understand how social anxiety works, do you?
I imagine you generally do not try to interact with others with class, and just do your thing without trying to draw much attention. When you are forced to participate, you get nervous, sweaty, anxious, have a sense of deadly dread sweep over you, start stumbling on words, lose your train of thought, and generally imagine all the various negative interpretations of your actions in the eyes of your peers, pulling you down like a two-ton weight.

From the outside, to the average normie, this looks like you have aspergers.
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>>28630387
>>28630424
oh shit nigga he just blew you the fuck out
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>>28630408
You should tell that to their face.
If you just mumble a "...yeah", they will just assume that you actually think their advice is valid.
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>>28629555
She's trying to get you to feel more comfortable, open up and get out of your shell.

Normalscum really are that dumb.
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>>28630331

>It will change your grade significantly, though.

At this point I really don't know what to do, its possible it may be infront of dozens of people as well based on how she schedules things

>How is that different from now?

I don't really know


>>28630385

>I mean come on, you have tulpa threads
nobody will ever know that apart from us
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Truths anon, she probably sees intelligence in you that's being hidden behind social anxiety and is probably misguidedly trying to bring you out of your shell and make you feel good about yourself.
Or her life is shit and she takes pleasure in making her students squirm. You know her better than I do.
Either way try not to stress so much.
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If you're teacher is female then she is almost 100% of the time deriving pleasure from seeing you act like a sperg in front of everyone.
Remember, the majority of teachers are normies and a bigger percentage are fucking Stacy's
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>tfw I fell for the meme
>tfw I essentially blew the biggest investment I've ever made

I ruined my life by going to this shithole.
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suck it up retard. life is shit

also, you should drop out before you waste any more money.
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>>28630481
You want real, practical advice?

Here is some:
Get some Phenibut. Phenibut's main effects include:
-Self Assurance
-Less tension
-A more "in the zone" sense of mind

Take it before lectures, and should have a much easier time with speaking in front of crowds.

Here is a primer (trigger warning: I am actually linking to a post on Reddit. Try to find a better primer, asshat): https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/2xb353/beginners_guide_to_phenibut/


Warning:
Phenibut is highly addictive. If you cannot trust to take it only when you need it, don't (but Jesus Christ come the fuck on)
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>>28630390
thats what the teacher probably thinks but can't say


>>28630408
thats a pretty good one


>>28630460

>Normalscum really are that dumb.
Their hivemind is real


>>28630687
yes she probably is, which makes it worse


>>28630621
its definitely one of the two, perhaps the latter as I don't think she likes me


>>28630752

>you should drop out before you waste any more money.

>suck it up retard. life is shit

These are telling me to do two different things, what am I supposed to do


>>28630788
I'll probably have to take something like that otherwise I'll fail the class
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