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What's your degree, robots?
What's the moat robot degree?Want to study international relations, but even if I do, I wouldn't be able to get a job, because of my mental condition. Don't even know what to do
>>29505084
Just be happy as Eggy's housewife. You weren't cut out for school.
Robot degrees: None
Robots don't attend college.
You're not better than me because of your piece of paper. You're all going to die some day just like everyone else. You aren't "living your dream" you are preparing your anuses for the longest, hardest collective assfucking known to humanity, that is wageslavery.
>>29505084
3rd degree burns on my arm
>>29505406
But anon kun, I want to be a wageslave, buy weeaboo stuff, house, pet, food, and then die, just like everyone else.
>>29505084
when did everything go so smug?
>>29505406
>muh college is a scam meme
go tell all the people who went to college and have jobs that they should have just worked at target like you. see if tehy're jealous of your superior choices.
>>29505084
Computer Science. Pretty fun, actually. Hope to go into AI.
As for robot degrees, math or CS is pretty autistic, so join me guys.
>>29505490
You could build a moat robot with that degree. Just need a castle.
>>29505480
I'm on disability, I'm set for life. Enjoy workplace politics while you're sitting in your little cubicle under fluorescent lights.
>>29505451
You could be my pet slave. I'd buy you weeaboo stuff and keep you from dying even though I'd love you to death.
>>29505490
What if I'm autistic and stupid? Never was good at math, and now I forgot absolutely everything.Should I kill myself?
>>29505406
I am better, if I make twice per hour and have kickass health benefits
>>29505543
If you are male, yes.
English teacher in a non-English speaking country
>work 4 days a work for 4 hours a day
>4 months of paid vacation
>really good pay
>government housing is possible
>people respect teachers like crazy in my country
I'm about to become a vice headmaster soon, my pay is going to double and I'm just gonna sit in my office shitposting on 4chan all day. So comfy.
I'm computer science. The people in my program are either autistic or chads.
Same with the professors, some of them are autistic but most of them are normies.
>>29505543
No, you should start study on your own to recover your knowledge, from the very beginning if necessary if you are interested in pursuing a degree on math.
>>29505531
Sounds pretty good. I can even be your sissy crosdressing pet slave manlet. Although I'm pretty hairy.
Multimedia maybe useless but I learned Photoshop. I use it for pictures of family gatherings
>>29505084
What does that smug stemlord Eggman have to do with college?
Metalurgical engineering, fampai
>>29505543
Well, we have a lot of autists in our class, but the smart kind. If you're actullay that dumb, I don't recommend going into CS or math. Lots and lots of us have already learned advanced concepts in high school. for example:
>Guy in class learned up to calc II in HS
>I learned to program in 5 different languages in HS
>Some math genius in our class
Shit's crazy
Hey I'm just starting international relations with history
What are we expecting to do after uni? I might do post graduate
>>29505084
BEng Civil engineering
I've been a civil engineer for 2 years and 1 month to present day; ironically today I was fired.
The normies won.
>>29505733
>What are we expecting to do after uni?
Work in embassy?
>>29505679
Yes, I am really bad at math.
>tfw every normal degree requires math
>>29505867
Working in an embassy should be good money shouldn't it
But will we get the job
>>29505084
What is eggys current YouTube channel?
>>29505084
I have a doctorate in medicine
>>29505923
This https://youtu.be/6JB39WfgyO0
Original
>>29506302
Thank you!
Originall
PoliSci and International relations here (not a double degree)
>terrible at math and hard science
>too dumb for law
>classes are full of numale cucks and stacies with the occasional Chad
>hoping to get a comfy government job after master's in either PoliSci or IR
a-at least it's free since I'm a yuropoor...
>>29505530
>Being proud of being disabled
>Being proud of collecting disability
>Grow up with no work ethic and being lazy as fuck
>Proud to not do anything productive with your life
I understand you like the idea of laying around doing nothing, but I've seen a lot of NEETS who hate their lives and wish they weren't NEETS. A lot of them are suicidal and depressed as well.
>>29505572
what country anon
I was thinking about TESOL program
>>29506762TurkeyYou can find uni work or a job in a private college but you need to pass a government exam to be a public school teacher.
If you can find it, IT for a small company.
Everyone is normally stupid when it comes to computers so they never understand what you're working on. Leaves you time to browse the internet all day.
Everyone expects you to be awkward too.
The only problem is that when things break it's very stressful.
>>29506659
The anon you're replying to definitely is, that's why he's here.
>>29505084
theoretical memetics
quantum memetics
but some just apply for apprenticeships with meme magicians
>>29505084
Economics, International Affairs
If you want to do IR I assume you want to be a diplomat or something. Get internships, whether it's with government or something else, and do well in school. Don't be like me and do nothing so you're an unemployed 24 year old.
Oh and don't smoke if you want to be in government because they do hair tests. Better off being clean
>>29505084
Don't do international relations lad you'll fail and die poor and alone.
>>29505084
Electromechanical engineering.
Literally nothing repels pussy quicker than that.
I did politics and government for undergraduate and then real estate and planning for masters. I do okay.
Double majoring:
BS in Economics
BA in International Relations
Thinking of going to uni after salving away at minimum wage shit holes for a few years.Its between 3 things for me.
>geology
>marketing
>english lit
I know they are trash for pure money making, but if I continue working jobs I hate I might kill myself. Anyone got any advice?
>>29507884
Geology can be good for moneymaking if you go into the oil industry.
If you're a robot you probably won't have much chance in marketing.
English lit is pointless.
>>29505084
History degree.
No one respects teachers in this country and I don't want to have to deal with a bunch of Stacies offering to suck my cock for high grades and if I refuse they report sexual harassment.
I'm going to major in something else. History is fucking shit. It really is terrible-tier. Maybe I'll go for a law degree or something like that, while writing clickbait as a part-time job.
>>29505733
>international relations with history
don't do it lad unless you do like a million internships or are already set up with a post-college job. Those degrees are legit useless.
Got a degree in History and Eurasian Studies last year. Now doing a 2 year MSc in International Security with a nice internship with a political risk firm lined up.
Not bad/10
>>29505084
Animation.
Got a 1:1
Struggled and felt down for a year or two after but ended up getting into the advertising industry eventually and I've been here for nearly 3 years creating pretty stills and animations for stuff.
Always wondered what would of happened if I went for a more sensible degree but I found BSc options to be quite depressing and bleak.
I'd like something more cushy, questioning your abilities and job safety doesn't feel healthy for the next 20+ years ahead and account handlers and middle management seem to have such a blissful life in comparison.
executing traitors.
I was planning to study for a two-year business administration degree but I really know I don't want this now. I would definitely NOT be able to enjoy any kind of wageslavery in the future, with a degree or not.
Instead I want to min-max the NEET life, getting as much pleasure as I can with little effort, then kill myself as soon as it's not viable anymore.
Getting a teaching degree in History and Biology.
Applied Communications Degree. Literally as Jack of all trades as it can be, but I have no idea what to do with it now that I've graduated. Any ideas?
>robot
>degree
Is this a troll thread
>What's your degree, robots?
anthropology
I wouldn't recommend it to any robots nowadays. I would have loved to take it in any year up to the 80s, but now it's pretty much completely taken over by leftists
I only study it because everyone said my history degree would be worthless and anthro is pretty much History: social science edition
>>29505084
electrical engineering/math double major
who /autism/ here?
>>29505679
>lol nigga cant get to calc II in HS
>>29505084
I have a degree in accounting and a degree in finance. Took 5.5 years but I'm doing decently well now.
Finance is garbage but I definitely recommend accounting to the more ambitious robots or cyborgs
>>29506659
Not him but you are right to a certain degree. What you dont realize is working actually makes it that much worse.
Got a degree and Aerospace Engineering.
>Whicked up a nice job at Lockheed too.
Military History.
Game Art
I did two degrees - one in maths and another in chemistry.
>>29505084
36 degrees celsiusconvert above in farenheit
I'm majoring in math, and minoring in philosophy. Also, I'm pre-law.
>>29512110
how's the pay with lockheed?
>>29512110
Are you in Fort Worth?
>Chemical Engineering
>Business
Just started my first real job, making 75,000 burgerbucks.
I'm pretty happy with how things turned out.
graphic design. its fucking worthless.
60 grand and counting in debt. probably won't ever pay it off.
>>29505543
You may be both of those things.
I'm in Comp Sci as well, even though I initially studied English at another college before.
My program, really, isn't very mathematically heavy. Only the computer engineering side is.
A few rounds of calc mixed with stats classes, and a upper level maths of your choice.
Everything else FEATURES mathematics, but it's not the whole of the course. Everything is, so far, (besides programming, which is much more hands on) fairly conceptual.
I actually look forward to my courses, and always considered myself someone with zero capability in maths. As it turns out, I didn't have the best teachers.
Look into it.
>>29505867
why fired, friend?
>>29513249
what do u work as?
