no job, no sandwich
>>29505105
what's this whore's name again?
why did she delete her videos on youtube?
>>29505105
I have a job, where is my sandwhich making gf?
>>29505105
My job is sandwiching my dick between your buttcheeks while cumming on your lower back. Then using my cum to write words on your back and having you guess what I wrote.
>kike sandwich
>>29505750
More like roast beef.
>>29505496
She meant a real job, not flipping burgers at McDonald's.
>>29505105
>have gf
>pay for everything
>she makes me a sandwhich
>mfw bitch can't even do that right
Women are so used to having everything done for them that they can't even cook anymore.
I've never once dated a woman who could outcook me.
>>29505836
Not him, but I'm a software developer. Where's my girl? I can sustain a family and I'm only 20.
>>29505928
You literally have no excuse.
>>29505914
>stay at some girls house overnight
>there's another girl there too
>cook breakfast with owner in the morning but have to go about halfway through cooking the sausages
>girl 2 says she'll help
>I give very clear instructions to keep turning them or they'll burst and bleed everywhere
>"yeah nah they'll be alright dear"
>mfw half the meal was just cooked blood
>she didn't even have any of the sausages
Fucking women are shit cookssays a lot considering all I usually eat is boiled/steamed rice with mince