Why is it impossible to be friends with boys in platonic way?
>friends who are girls are generally shallow and bitchy
>any guy friends are either orbiters or chads trying to get into your pants
it's impossible to have true friends as a girl.
I envy boys and their lifelong friendships desu.
Well it's possible to have a platonic friendship with a girl if you can have sex with her at the same time.
You can only be platonic friends with a man if they are not attracted to you.
If you're very good looking then you're sol
its because women make such terribly bad friends that nobody really wants to befriend them
>>24767713
No it's not, someone will fall in love (probably the guy).
>>24767728
I'm just average but it's still impossible because guys seem to have no standards.
>>24767646
i have a friend who's female and is 10 times more awkward than me. She and I just sort of make odd eye contact and stutter most of the time, but other times we have these amazingly philisophical conversations. Neither of us really see ourselves anywhere but platonic. Feels good man
>>24767646
>I envy boys and their lifelong friendships
me too, op
>>24767646
I can have female friends when I'm already in a relationship.
>>24767814
>implying men never cheat or think about cheating
I have a genuine female friend who is very attractive. She's my wing woman. She hits on me and makes me look more appealing to other women. I have no romantic feelings for her.but if I had the chance? YUPP.
The men in your life will never vocalize this, but you're just shitty friends.
>women make everything have to be about them all the time
>the need constant maintenance
>they take everything you say to them as an insult if you don't tell them what they want to hear 100% of the time
>massive entitlement complexes at all times >she expects you to drop everything for her, but can't be found when you need something from her
>constant social posturing and comparison instead of just enjoying the company
Women just aren't built for friendships. Most men can barely stand women long enough to lie to them in order to fuck.
>>24767922
>I have no romantic feelings for her.
>but if I had the chance? YUPP.
hmm
>>24767859
Yeah, I'll probably still think about it, but I'm not available. It makes friendship much easier.
>>24767646
men are literally incapable of love and just want what's in a woman's pants. can we stop this whole "men know how to love" meme?
>>24767940
This. Pretty much any pet would be a better friend than a woman
>>24767990
Then why do women iniate the majority of divorces?
>>24767942
Sex =\= romantic
>>24767646
>she wants male attention on demand without having to give pussy in return
That's not how the world works, senpai
>>24767940
yeah this
the problem is women. i wouldnt mind being friends with one if she didnt try to constantly use me for the most menial task
Guy here. I have tons of female friends, and I'm not a chad or an orbiter. I've just known them for a long time (some since grade school) and we hang out in groups. Some of them I've made out with, but that was a long time ago and now we're totally platonic.
>>24767646
you want to know the truth?
you're not worth it.
no guy wants to put up with your shit unless there is a chance they'll get something in return.
you just said it. friends who are girls are shallow and bitchy. you're no exception.
>>24768060
because men are going for sluts. they go for sluts and get ***so shocked*** that she wants a divorce down the road.
lower your fucking standards for a woman who might not be your 10/10 but won't leave you at least.
>>24768060
do not reply to bait
pic related, OP, even though this thread has been made a million times over and it's almost a given that you're not actually female
>>24768110
Men don't marry sluts though. They'll fuck them sure, but they don't marry them.
You sound like a crazy single woman. Do you enjoy your cats?
I've been friends with a girl without wanting to bang her.
We've both had crushes on each other as kids, but no longer are interested in each other. And I'm friends with my girlfriend's roommate. So it's possible.
>>24768110
>men paying attention to other women makes me ANGRY
>I need to call them sluts because that allows me to not have to face being an unattractive roastie with a terrible petty personality
Okay, I'm a guy and I've tried to make those brotherly male friendships for years, they don't exist.
Because guys love to rip an one another and prank one another, there's literally no secrecy or respect. Better than female friendships though as it's far more honest.
If you're looking for a friend who'd die for you, you won't find it. Unless you befriend them under intense circumstances.
>>24767646
because most men get very little positive contact with women on a daily basis, and they don't have tons of people of the opposite sex asking for relationships like women do. so they're not used to attention and tend to get attached.
>>24767747
Thruth be spoken.
What are we gonna talk about, the latest gossip celeb and that one article you read in a magazine on how to lose weight ?
Girls are uninteresting and care only about social status.
>>24768186
>he's too much of a beta bitch special snowflake to understand banter and gets his feewings hurt
>>24768271
There are plenty of girls interested in things. You just don't pay attention because you jsut want to get your dick wet like all stupid guys.
>>24768186
What you just said is what makes guy friends great. You sound like a fag.
Being friends with cool, laid-back sluts is actually pretty great. I call them sluts to their face for the bantz, and they try to bring me out of my shell a little bit and give me advice, even if a lot of it is shit like "you're too nice".
>>24767646
If guy likes a girl he wants to put his dick into her. Simple as that. For that reason its much worse for guy to be friends with a girl they cant fuck for practical or autistic reasons. We still deal with it if girl is cool enough as a friend.
>>24768446
Normie advice is always the same thing
>>24768275
>>24768438
Respect =/= Feelings
Most of my guy friends don't do me any favours, help me out with anything or try to give me advice, or even show any interest in my day to day life.
You think you're gonna be okay with that but you won't. You'll get pissed and annoyed when they don't bother to wait up for you at meetups, or not bother to help out with literally anything.
Selfishness is literally the antithesis of bonding and brotherhood. You clearly have no friends so don't know what friendship actually IS.
>Finally found a girl that likes me and vise versa
>sext message with like crazy
>Finally had the chance to ask her out
>She says no because she's too focused on work and school
>agreed to keep it platonic
>more stress from school, just wanna sleep more
>she keeps texting me at night so we can sext message
>gets angry at me that I don't do it anymore
>mfw
I don't see a point to flirting if you're not gonna get your nut bust
>>24768544
You're clearly hanging out with the wrong people then, OP.
>>24768600
Maybe.
They always joke around on me, which I don't mind, I laugh along, but whenever I tease them they call me an asshole and comfort the guy I ripped on. Normies are animals.
>>24768544
>thinks that everyone should have to cater to his concept of respect and expects other people to constantly do favors for him
>wonders why he doesn't have any friends
Nigger you better start saving up for that sex change, cause you a bitch on the inside.
>>24768544
Quick question, do you do any of those things for them?
Followup question: How involved were/are your parents in your life during your adolescence?
>>24767646
>>24767765
Because you sexually deprive us, stupid cunts.
Give your friends enough casual sex, then they will be able to see you as a human.
>>24768544
I keep a small circle of close friends, most of whom are like brothers. Truth is, YOU gotta do the work to build those kind of relationships and bonds. If you get pissy every time one of them calls you out on your inevitable bullshit, you'll be lucky to have any friends at all. Also, don't be afraid to make friends who don't necessarily share your hobbies. Finding people who like the exact same things you do won't help, because someone exactly like you isnt who you want to be friends with. You're an asshole.
>>24768697
Do you have literally any concept of what a friend is, you subhuman shithead?
>>24768702
I do all these things for them. When they're short on cash for lunch, I'll lend them money. I'll back them up in fights, I'll drive them around, etc.
They never even consider doing jackshit for me and it's pissed me off lately.
>>24768358
Being interested in things doesn't make you interesting. Doing things makes you interesting. Women don't DO anything.
>>24768799
>What? You don't allow people to disrespect you and want them to have similar interests as you? You're an asshole
>>24767646
you're meant to envy boys and their friendships
that's the way women are made; inferior in every way to the alpha man
>>24767728
Not necessarily. I have several extremely attractive female friends that I'm just not interested in sexually. Granted if they came up and propositioned me for some no strings attached sex I'd probably consent, but I feel no urge or desire to pursue them.
>>24768866
>I'm just not interested in sexually
>I'd probably consent
you serious guys?
>it's totally platonic!
>but I'd fuck hr brains out given the chance!
>>24768859
>>24768859
Nevermind, you're just boring. Those dudes are just letting you hang out with them because you are dependently desperate for friends, and they know they can ask you for anything and you'll do it. You're the Steve-o of your friends. Find new ones. And no, I didn't mean you're an asshole for want friends to have similar interests. I mean, you're an asshole, and someone exactly like you would also be an asshole. Thus, find friends whom arnt like you.
>>24768809
Look at this little nigga:
Option 1:
Consider what people are telling you and look at your own attitudes and behaviors towards friendships are affecting your social life.
Option 2:
Any time anything even remotely threatens your fragile ego you lash out and shut down, regardless of the message
>guess which option you picked, and then guess why your choices have netted 0 friends
>>24768927
Welcome to the fundamental differences between male and female sexuality. For men, sex is separate from emotion or attachment. Having an attachment to the other person is a plus, but not necessary.
>>24768939
The guy who responded wasn't OP, I am.
>>24768965
>having self respect and noticing when you're being taken advantage of and responding to it means you have a fragile ego.
>>24768988
>For men, sex is separate from emotion or attachment
is that why only about 1% of women are virgins and most of them have 10+ partners by the age of 20?
let's face it women are complete whores
>>24769022
>Everyone else is the problem, and it has nothing to do with my attitudes or behaviors
>>24767646
>friends who are girls are generally shallow and bitchy
OP literally answered her own question right away and then just proved all points made about women, attentionwhoring and the likes.
8/10 troll thread.
>>24768990
honestly, i meant to link both
>>24768859
and
>>24768809
Either way, advice still applies. Expecting close friends quickly is just stupid. Relationships take time to build up, and people likely wont share all the same interests and schedules you do. Expect differences, and learn how that makes the group of friends better. Cept niggers, of course.
>>24769022
Don't listen to the beta doormats anon.
They let their "friends" mock, disrespect, and take advantage of them. They delude themselves into thinking it's just "bantz" and manly men interact.
>>24769073
I treat them with total kindness and respect. It's not a bad attitude to expect it in return.
>>24769086
Thanks, anon.
>>24767646
The truth?
For me, at least, all my friends have been gamers. Always have been, always will be. Even if we didn't play the same games, we could come together for some cool new couch co-op, or at the very least understand eachothers hobby.
I have NEVER met a girl who plays games like that, who genuinly cares enough to talk about them.
Never seen a girl compete at any of the melee tournaments I've been to, they just don't exist.
My other hobby is guns, so nothing to go on there either
I wish it wasn't this way, really.
>>24769050
But they're only whores for Chad. Then after treating men who aren't Chad like they're garbage, they get upset that non-Chads won't respect them or want anything to do with them.
It's really a stupid way to try to get male attention, but roastie logic has never been all that good.
>>24768708
As rad as that sounds, it doesn't really work that way. It's mostly our fault, too.
My group had a group slut once, except she wasn't really a hardcore, lifelong slut. She used to be just someone who chilled with us and that we traded banter with, the only difference being that she could comfortably sit with her knees together.
One day she broke up with her bf in a nasty way, and in a fit of stunning low self esteem slept with our entire group over the course of a month or two. I was pretty chill with it because it really was just casual sex for me (I was busy chasing after another girl and had never really been interested in her).
A few dudes in our group got really possessive and condescending with her though. I guess maybe they put some emotional attachment into it or something, but they went from pretty chill dudes and turned into complete dickheads. Not just to her either, to the entire group, including each other.
Casual sex only works if there's no real romantic affection going on, otherwise a bunch of petty instincts kick up. A lot of guys who don't get much in the way of romantic contact get really attached through what was just bumping uglies as well.
So it's true that a lot of guys who are romantically starved end up sexually starved as well, but trying to relieve the sexual side of it without romantic engagement can get real ugly, real quick. Best just stick to porn, or work on being attractive if you need someone to be attracted to you that bad.
>>24769050
that is false, or at least including black people, whom don't count.
>>24769109
>I think that I treat everyone with respect and kindness because everything I do is perfect and worthy
>I assume everyone else thinks like me, though their actions in relation to me to not reflect that they do
Young nigga you are getting closer to a little wisdom, there's just a few more steps to go.
>>24769157
You're taking the just world fallacy a little bit too far, anon
>>24769157
How difficult is it to get the concept of mutual human decency through your thick skull? I'm not expecting everyone to act like me, I'm expecting everyone to not be an ass in response to favours and help.
>>24769109
Grow a spine. Make sure your friends know where to draw the line between bantering and insults. If they still cross it, leave. If you're offended too easily, you need to seek a new group of friends. Maybe some fluffy rabbits or a family of kittens. You know, something you can handle.
>>24767646
>guy friends are either orbiters or chads trying to get into your pants
because girls are shallow and assume, just as you did, that guys are only trying to fuck them.
i can't be friends with any girl. they assume i want to fuck them and it poisons every interaction.
it's even worse if they're interested in me -- then they get mad at me when i don't make any moves
>>24769234
That's literally what I'm doing. I'm giving them a piece of my mind and not being a fucking pushover.
I'm not 'Offended', I'm just not being a coward.
>>24769050
>that pic
>roastie getting BTFO
>two dudes that could hate each other and see each other as rivals for having loved the same woman are instead bro'ing it up
I think the "women have no concept of loyalty" meme is actually true for a lot of women. I don't know if it's biological or socially conditioned, but this is why women never have true friendships, even with other women. It's always back-stabbing and one-upping. For all the talk about men trying to be "the alpha" and shit, it doesn't even compare to women trying to be the "queen bee" or some other concept. If this were two women and a cheating man, the bitches would be at each other's throats for the other getting in on their "territory". Even if men see each other as "rivals" a lot, they have a healthy respect for that and it can form bonds. Whereas for women, a "rival" is a genuinely hated entity.
>>24769141
>Women aren't whores I swear!
Tip top kek
>>24768669
why are you friends with them? it sounds like you're just there for them to use you for favors and you take it because you're desperate for someone to pay attention to you.
>>24769224
I'm actually trying to point out the ridiculousness of the fallacy, sorry if it didn't come across like I wanted it to.
>>24769229
>insults people who don't agree with him and calls them stupid
>still utterly baffled how this kind of behavior gains no friends
>expects everyone to have the same priorities as him
>still utterly baffled about how he gains no friens
Nigger, only children expect the world to change for them instead of changing for the world.
>>24769361
you're making a lot of assumptions m8
>>24769361
>thinks I treat my friends the way I treat him.
You're the little bitch here.
Also get niggers off r9k.
Women are stupid, catty, annoying, and just make bad friends in general. and we only put up with your nonsense because of penis friction or implied, future penis friction. Pic related; all your dumb ass is really good for.
>>24769302
Cherry picking, Anon. There are a lot more chick whores out there than dude whores, but that's mostly a case of opportunity.
That does not make all chicks whores. It just means they have a hell of a lot more temptation to become one, and the ones who resist taking miles and miles of cock are usually pretty bro tier. Self control makes a person pretty legit to be around.
>>24769302
>tfw you'll never arrange a fuck at her house, figure out her full name through info available around her house, and contact her husband
>>24767747
>>24768271
Fucking this.
Women are shallow, base creatures.
Generally.
>>24769490
>Generally.
Yes, and for us girls who aren't shallow "base" creatures it's still homeless because men seem to only think with their dick.
>>24769406
Feel free to cherry-pick some pictures yourself to prove to me that men are like that too.
Good luck one-upping me though, since I have hundreds.
>>24767646
You hold no value besides as a cumdumpster.
>>24769533
>literally I'm not like the other girls!!!!
>>24767646
gayfriends are nice, desu.
>>24769613
>posting that creep
not surprising you losers don;'t have gfs rofl
>>24769406
All womenare whores for the right chad. There's jock chad, hipster chad, rocker chad, famous chad, filthy rich chad, actor chad, black chad, foreign chad etc. A virgin woman who has never even been kissed will turn to a dick slurping sloppy anal superslut if her specific chad comes along. So yes, as a woman, you are a whore, even if you are a virgin
>>24769533
no, you just want all the benefits of being in a relationship without any of the commitment. You're expecting doting male friends without having to provide anything about yourself to interest them. You dont just "have friends". You find people whom mutually enjoy your company because of shared interests/views/experiences. If you honestly think you can't get friends because "all men think with their dicks!" then its probably because you have so little personality that men CAN only see you as a sexual object. Because thats what you are. You have the personality of a lawnchair.
>>24769695
True, but if Angelina Jolie showed up right now, you wouldn't be much better.
>>24767646
I'm going to shit post normie tier meme cramp in every "fembot" thread until r9k becomes /b/
The. "Fembots" are the cancer and I am going to feed the cancer till r9k is a normie board for fembots
>>24769794
Just play the classic troll. Post replies supporting both sides of the argument and keep encouraging the worst people. Make moot proud.
>>24769793
But Angelina Jolie is ugly as fuck
>>24769793
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergamy
angelina jolie wouldnt let me have sex with her because of hypergamy. Women only date men around the same or above them in status or social standing. Im not a multi-millionaire, im not famous, and im not that good looking.
>Eighty-five percent of the women indicated that "As my status increases, my pool of acceptable partners decreases" (p. 246). In contrast, 90% of men felt that "As my status increases, my pool of acceptable partners increases" (p. 246).[10]
>>24769793
>angelina jolie
>>24769849
please, she's a strong, independent, role model for women around the world. Of course all men desire her
>this is what women actually believe
>>24768544
ha! my guy friends have given me tools, work, clothes, and food. you have shitty friends.
>>24769557
Instead an epik meme dickwaving contest with someone who seems to have invested a lot of time and energy into the the belief that all women are whores, how about I just cite some actual data that wasn't collected from Yahoo answers:
Overview: http://www.truthaboutdeception.com/cheating-and-infidelity/stats-about-infidelity.html
And because I know you're a kek that would love to greentext something about a website's credibility in comparison to your 4chan pictures folder, I'll link their source material as well: http://www.truthaboutdeception.com/site-info-and-resources/sources-and-references.html
>>24769695
Isn't that just being sexually attracted to someone?
A whore is someone that would cheat on someone while maintaining the facade of a relationship. Getting into a relationship and sucking someone's dick isn't being a whore. Nor is sucking someone's dick to try to *get* them into a relationship. Hell, even leaving someone to do the first two isn't really being a whore, as long as you're honest about it.
Before you answer, what would you do if you were dating a 6/10, but then a 9.5/10 decided that you were her chad and wasn't giving off any red flags?
Would you maintain a relationship that you were quickly losing interest in just because you're first come, first serve? Or would you try to break things off as cleanly and healthily as possible in order to give this amazing, attractive, interesting and mentally stable girl a shot?Or would you maintain your 6/10 relationship and start up something with the 9.5/10 because you're a whore?
ill be your friend,most of my friends are girls
but im gay
>>24767646
Like omg that's do true I wish like guys would total give meh attention
>>24769793
>angelina jolie
Yea maybe 22 years ago
Dumb roastie
OP get a gay friend or be like a normal woman and be friends with girls. FFS it isn't that hard.
Straight guys and girls generally can't be friends deal with it
>>24769917
So the problem here isn't that women are whores, it's that they refuse to consider even a non-whorish relationship with someone of a lower social status than themselves?
So they'll try to get someone of high social status into a relationship, but then find out that when these high status men are faced with the same sexual opportunity as women, they can be every bit the whore as a woman can be.
>>24769976
Just by being female you are a whore in my eyes. They are synonyms to me. If i was dating a 6/10 and a 9/10 showed interest i would fuck the 9/10 and the 6/10 at the same time and if she's not down for it then ill leave her and find another 6/10 who is
>Or would you try to break things off as cleanly and healthily as possible in order to give this amazing, attractive, interesting and mentally stable girl a shot
I dont care about your personality
>>24767646
SLASH THREAD
>>24770157
Men an women determine social rankings in different ways. Men gain social ranking by being better. Better fighters/statesmen/businessmen etc. But men have the ability to turn off the "alpha" part of the their nature in the interest of cooperation and mutual survival. No tribe survives if there's too many chiefs and not enough Indians.
Woman don't really gain status, they enforce it. They have to constantly one up other girls and viciously put each other down to determine their ranking. Women don't have friends, they have temporary allies. Their lives are constant catty fights and "Mean Girls" type infighting.
So when they see men being perfectly content with one another they get mad because the male attention is not directed on themselves and that they are presented with a physical reminder of what they could never be.
>>24770324
You can't /thread your own post
>>24770192
Sorry bro, I'm a giant fuzzy dude with a beard. I'm not even a robot, I'm just here for the funsies. Although I did get a giggle out of the idea that you took a hypothetical situation where you might be faced with a fairly common relationship problem (maybe a bit exaggerated, but the theme is common enough) as me hitting on you.
And your response is a fantastic non-answer, complete with unrealistic, probably unfulfilled "2/10 would not bang" expectations. God speed, you beautiful example of humanity.
>>24770157
Calling a man a whore is like calling white person a cracker. The word cracker comes from "whip cracker" like from when the overseers used to whip slaves. You are reminding him of a time where he owned humans, land, wealth, and power; a tremendous feat. Similarly; to be a male whore; you must be socially adept, are most likely in good shape, financially stable, and attractive. You are approximately in the top 20th percintile of all men if you ate able to be a male whore. A tremendous feat indeed.
All a woman has to do to be a whore is go to club and say yes to the first schmuck that grabs her buttcheeks. No effort. There are fat, ugly, poor, uncharismatic female whores; there are no fat, ugly, poor, uncharasmatic manwhores.
>>24770402
>implying any of us think there are any women in this thread
4chan is trolls trolling trolls my friend
>beard
reddit pls
>>24767646
because you're a shitty friend
>>24769022
Ignore the niggers in this thread, I understand exactly what you mean. Male friends treat you like a 24/7 clown, there is never any seriousness or support, you're just here to either make jokes or be joked about.
>>24770532
A S S U M P T I 0 N S
>>24770357
Nah, I'm with you there, even if I think you're crediting some across the board traits too heavily on one gender or another. The way social status works is fucked, including the childish obsession with domination that guys who've spent too much time being the chief and not enough being the indian develop.
But this isn't really dictating how promiscuity works from one gender to another, just who it works with. Chick promiscuity works pretty much the same on all levels, because no matter where they are, they want the same target. Men promiscuity is wired the same as well, but high status men just get to fulfill it more because they ARE the target and aren't horribly picky.
Being a whore that gets some isn't any better or worse than being a whore that doesn't. Being a whore that doesn't is still being a shitty person, it's just being a sad shitty person.
>>24767646
yes because in reality women are very very boring people with almost no personality
literally your only use is your vagina
trust me we would fuck men if we could but some of us had the unfortunate circumstance of not being born gay
None of the women in my family have close female friends. Women make shit friends they are bitchy, superficial, narcissistic and high maintenance.
>>24770463
>trolls trolling trolls
That's why you gotta keep it lighthearted. Thing is I know I'm pissing off some autists here, and I'm not even trolling. It's great, brings me back to the early days of the internet where "This is a Christian website, no blasphemy" was still unironically spouted.
>beard
It's not a manly men manning mens thing, it's just way lower maintenance than shaving and it still looks breddy good. Also I work with mechanical shit, and it helps reinforce that image to clients better than my babyface does.
>>24769793
You mean that disgusting whore? I actually have a moral compass and standards.
>>24768708
Or you know help get them laid. My female friends all went out of their way to get me laid and even took great pride/satisfaction in it. Truth be told I have found that you can determine if the platonic friendship between a man and woman is real or false based entirely upon what they do for each other(both not one sided bullshit).
I personally have found an excellent indicator being whether or not the female friends will help their male friends get laid.
>>24767646
Do you help them get laid?
Are you interesting as in worth knowing?
Are the two of you entirely incompatible romantically?
Nothing can fuck over friendship faster then possible romance and lust makes things complicated. If she really was your friend she would make sure lust doesn't get in the way.
Most of all though that is stuff that can only crop up once you decide to be friends in the first place which often requires sharing some kind of interest or something.
>>24770414
I tend to view whores as someone who's a shitty person about sex. Cheating, divorce farmers, shit like that. If a chick wants to promiscuous, that's just fine and dandy. It's just that the ones who are, generally are also shit people and very usually whores.
Maybe even for the same reason that you posted; women can't be promiscuous *and* actually attempt hypergamy (as in trying to marry up, not just fuck up) at the same time.
Men can be promiscuous as fuck and still not be shitty about it, but when when vagina is throwing itself at you, it's easy to be a total fuck knuckle because who's going to hold you accountable?
>>24767646
Whats it with americans and calling every male
>boys
Did they emasculate you that much?
Here thats respectless.
>>24769976
>Getting into a relationship and sucking someone's dick isn't being a whore. Nor is sucking someone's dick to try to *get* them into a relationship. Hell, even leaving someone to do the first two isn't really being a whore, as long as you're honest about it.
literally a beta c.uck
>Before you answer, what would you do if you were dating a 6/10, but then a 9.5/10 decided that you were her chad and wasn't giving off any red flags?
I would stay with the woman I'm with because I don't comparmentalize my relationships with numbers indicating attractiveness and I'm not a slut just looking to score the hottest chick so I can brag about it to my frat bros.
>>24770801
It's fashionable in the US to demean men and then complain when this happens
It's because women are literally never chill
It is IMPOSSIBLE to find a girl who is chill
>>24767646
easy:
stop being a shit person
find a hobby that you enjoy that isnt typical bullshit like
>muh john green
>muh hiking
>muh animals
>muh pretty pictures
>muh shit music
>muh skyrims xDDD
>muh tumblrs
>muh fandums
>muh mahvel films
>muh cosplay
>muh anime
>muh photography
etc etc as there are already thousands of girls exactly like that whose only reap purpose is fucking because otherwise why wouldnt people just make friends with the millions just like you
find a hobby that you enjoy that isnt one of the above and become good at it, become a person that is worth getting to know for any reason other than fucking and people will want to get to know you for reasons other than fucking
and for the love of christ dont dye your bloody hair or cover your body in tattoos and dont whinge if guys quiz you on your hobby, you only have the other members of your gender to blame for the skepticism that guys have
>>24770801
We also call females "girls."
It's not diminutive in most circumstances, it's just a common bit vernacular. I still prefer "dude" and "chick" in casual contexts just because a flub in inflection can make it go from casual to diminutive or even directly insulting.
>>24767646
Because you assume I want to fuck you.
Because if we're at a party or whatever and I try to make conversation, you'll kiss random people instead and take them up to your room instead of being friendly to me.
I'm not mad, there's no reason to be mad. Really, it was me being irrational by wasting the time trying to talk to you. We might have common interests, but our cultures are worlds apart because of the simple fact that most men can fuck you.
You repeatedly fail to make friends, but you go off and fucked. Someone out there was briefly happy to see you. I repeatedly fail to make friends and it's another walk home in the rain talking to myself about how nice the embrace of death would be right now.
>>24767646
>any guy friends are either orbiters or chads trying to get into your pants
Thats because your vagina is the thing worth of interest. You got literally nothing to offer a male but sex
>She doesn't consider she could just say she's had one boyfriend and she's really fucking ugly
women, always putting themselves objectively first before anything else.
>>24770906
It's sad that this how the boys on /r9k/ view women.
>>24768186
I made one of those friends I'd die for. As we came to like one another more and more, we started to mock one another a little or joke about how secretly we were plotting to kill each other. The humor came from the fact it plainly wasn't true.
I think this has to be a mutual thing though - if you don't feel comfortable doing likewise or don't know one another well, the humor of 'this guy would never kill me' isn't there.
>>24770923
this is how every man views women
>pic related of doing it the right way
Have male friends. Women are just receptacles for semen.
>>24770814
>beta
Nah, just secure. Not worried how much sex they've had unless they've got daddy issues and went the whole party slut route in college. Even then, it's not about how much dick they've taken, it's just that sexual issues are bad news bears in relationships.
>Numbers for attractiveness
It's not compartmentalizing a relationship, it's just an abstraction to describe someone in relation your personal tastes. Although it's fascinating that you think that a X/Y in attractiveness is strictly relating to physical attractiveness. Personally I favor things like compatible personalities and a high banter threshold, but that's just me.
>>24767646
I have a crush on almost all my female freinds, which i guess they know, but by any standard we are good freinds.
I guess most people feel like it's akward or something. One of my best freinds for a while was a girl i really liked and we just avoided topics related to her boyfreind.
>>24767747
Most women are kind of awful.
Even with the ones that DO have genuine interests, a lot of them are incredibly bitter and aggressive.
One thing I don't like with women are the ones with egos so overinflated they just make constant assumptions about you.
>>24770923
Thats apparently how "boys" view women irl since you dont seem to have any male friends
>>24771018
So you're a habitual orbiter? I want actual friends.
I have about 7 people (all online) I regularly speak with outside of work and 6 of them are women.
Stop being a boring and shitty person and you'll make male friends.
If all you have to offer is a cunt, all you'll get is chads and orbitters.
>>24771173
Why would I or anybody want to be friends with a weirdo like you?
>>24771275
This is what I'm talking about.
You're a shitty person. Thats why nobody cares about you beyond using you for a quick lay.
>>24771130
All men with female friends are interested to some degree unless
A) All the women they know are unattractive (physically, personality, whatever)
B) They've already stuck their dick in them already and it got old (such as friendly ex's)
D) They're gay
It's just how male sexuality works. If a chick is attractive, we want to fuck her. Now if fucking is off of the table for some reason, that's just not a part of the relationship.
Doesn't mean friendship is a shitty consolation prize or that we're just waiting for our chance like a true orbiter would. It just means that we have the ancient instincts that are encouraging something that would be bad idea in that situation, and we don't have to be a slave to those instincts because we're not chimps.
>>24771291
No fish is objectively a shitty person, I am not.
>>24771398
That was me. I take off the trip for other boards.
You are a shitty person. Your denial just makes it more apparent. You complain that nobody likes you for anything other than sex, then you call anyone who gives you the reason why a weirdo. This is why you have no friends.
>>24771275
>Why would I or anybody want to be friends with a weirdo like you?
Wow great point there, especially when you called them a weirdo!
That secret codeword now just summoned a legion of people to point and laugh at them!
Ha! Your point is super validated now. You feel victory coursing through your veins.
You showed them alright.
You showed them.
>>24767646
Because girls don't know how to be friends. We're either fuckable or orbit material. There's never, "Hey, this guy is a cool PERSON."
>>24771325
Eh, the thing is theres degrees of interested. If you get close enough in a friend way to a girl w/o it being a romantic thing the attraction just kinda fades into the background. I have a friend who is objectively ultra-attractive, but at some point I just.. stopped seeing her in that light. I guess if she was single and came on to me I might go for it, but I dont really fantasize about her the way I do other girls, or so on... she just, doesn't occupy that context in my thoughts.
>>24767646
Back in high school I actually spent a great part of my time around girls... Not everyone wants to fuck everyone they meet.
>>24771502
>bullies depressed people and tells them to kill themselves
>whiteknights females to get contact info
fuck off fish
>>24771675
>whiteknights females to get contact info
wat
>>24767646
>Why would anyone want to be casual friends with a woman?
They share very few interests with men, they talk about meaningless shit, they aren't strong so you can't even be gym bros with them, you feel socially restricted around them because of the huge number of "taboo" topics that women have, and (this reason is personal) they don't like drugs or video games.
Of course there are a few women that are "enlightened" or think like men and are actually pretty chill.
>>24771502
You didn't give a reason, you just said I was boring and shitty which you have no way of knowing.
>inb4 you've gleaned my personality from a few 4chan posts
Sorry I don't want to be your friend you creep.
>>24771714
>creep
>weirdo
>why wont any guys be my friend?
>I'm not a bad person everyone else is
>>24771753
>I'm not a bad person everyone else is
Only person I've called bad, creep, weirdo is you fish.
>>24771610
Yeah, that's kinda what taking off the table leads to. Hell, it's simple enough that you could make it into a flowchart if you had the spare autism.
Normie chicks tend to get really wrapped up in the emotional aspect of it, though. The ones that do that never really take it off the table, they just wait until you're in a state (emotional, intoxicated, etc) where a bad idea seems like a good idea, then they put it back on the table.
That's why I like my gals just autistic enough to be hyper self aware. Makes things easier and simpler, and as a bonus they know that talking to you about make up or period problems is about as interesting as watching paint dry, even though they have enough orbiters to convince them otherwise.
>>24771714
>you creep.
You'd make a better point without tacking on words that make you sound vain and petty
"How is it any different than you guys calling eachother autistic or retarded"
"creep" and "weirdo" are dismissive.
"Eww, you don't fit into my frame of reference in the world, and I'm a girl so I can easily just exempt you from my little world and put you in this category I don't have to pay attention to"
I have several friendships with women and although I'm sexually attracted to some, I don't wish relationships with them.
I mostly ask them what's it like to be a woman and their stances on political issues.
>>24771790
Anon do you not know fish?
He tries to dox people, he bullies people, etc.
He is a creep.
He's the only one I've called weirdo and creep, because he is one.
>>24771789
>That's why I like my gals just autistic enough to be hyper self aware.
THERE ARE GIRLS LIKE THIS???
>>24771787
>Ask question
>Get answer
>ur a creep and weirdo fish
>>24771827
>tries
>>24768186
As a guy I will never understand those kinds of friends who insult you but call it a joke or banter. All of my friends in our group of 5 never pull that crap.
You need to talk with better people, anon. Maybe you'll find them someday.
>>24771675
i hate fish but since when is he a white knight
>>24771827
Call him a faggot, or an autist, or just about anything else
"Girl calling a guy a creep" is essentially the "white guy saying nigger" for white socially depraved boys
>>24771693
Is that really you? I don't bother with trip outing, but if so, fuck's sake dude. Clean yourself up a bit and get a better haircut. Maybe some frames that fit your face better. Grow the facial hair out if you can or keep it shaved, don't do the patchy goatee.
I hate the generalization about guys, but in your case it's actually true. You look like an actual pedo. I would not leave you alone around children in my care.
>>24771903
I was 17 in that photo and like 12 in the other
I dont wear glasses.
>>24771879
Do you all disallude yourselves to how great you are?
Banter in the right mindset and contexts makes for greatly introspective and personal relationships where boundaries are clearly established, and where self-worth or pride won't jeopardize the relationship.
>>24771894
He's not a faggot or an autist. He is a creep.
Look for yourself >>24771863
He's proud of how he doxes dumb anons.
I'm going to call a spade a spade.
>>24771984
And I'll call a dumb bitch a dumb bitch.
Because I fall in love with every woman who is worthy of friendship.
>>24771984
faggot doesn't mean likes sucking dick, it's more of a pathetic or petty man who tries too much to grasp at straws, doing so for the wrong reasons
Someone who goes out of their way to dox someone is a faggot trying to be cool
>>24772007
Go be bitter somewhere else.
>>24771935
No we all know our faults but we don't openly pick on eachother for them. Banter and insults might work for others, but its not our thing. We were the picked on group in school, I think we've all experienced our fair enough share of insults to not feel like doing it to others.
We go places, visit theme parks, shows, hang out, explore forests, but jabbing at eachother has never been how we have fun or bond.
>>24771828
Yeah, but not a huge percentage. Gotta find someone who's just a chill person, then treat them like a chill person. If they're an ass, leave them behind. Just gotta make sure that you're not the ass that's getting left behind.
You probably do the same thing with all your male friends, but since it comes naturally with them you don't even think about it.
After you get past a certain stage, you can countersignal hitting on them the same way you could countersignal hitting on your dude friends. You know each other well enough that you know it's a joke, and just like that all the sexual tension is gone.
And then sometimes whatever barrier that was making it laughably implausible to get together isn't there anymore, and if there's mutual attraction it can lead to fun times with a chill friend. A chill friend who is a girl. One might even call her a girl friend.
The key thing is to just stop trying to see chicks as these mystical creatures. They're people, and just like any other person there some chill ones and some shit ones. Makes life easier.
>>24772101
You go be a friendless bitch somewhere else.
>>24771930
>17
Say no more. Let he without teenage faggotry cast the first stone.
>>24772150
> "let's not insult each other"
> on 4chan
The insults hardly get under peoples' skin, and if they do it's to bait a response
"Creep" didn't even do that, it took it a step further and made it seem like "I'll just resort to the most defaultest of ad hominem"
If you were baiting, well played, but come on
>>24772177
You're such a toxic individual.
>>24770859
Id love to see a graph that goes up to 2014 or 2015
>>24772203
I'm 21 now.
>>24772221
Just kinda messed up. I've gotten better since then.
>>24772150
This is why we think americans are so weird.
>>24772168
This is exactly what I want to try once I move into my own place and have better social circumstances
someone like that is all i can really dream for
>>24770923
Pic related is all you're worth and dont you forget it. Btw you have an expiration date; its around 29 years old, so tick tock
>>24769793
>Angelina Jolie
Bruh she is in premature menopause and has removed her tits. She is not really a go to hot celebrity anymore
>>24767646
>be friends with girl
>she's cute but i'm not interested in a relationship due to autism
>always have fucked up conversations with her about everything from politics to astrology
>she gets mad at me and asks why i never made a move on her
>>24772221
>grow the fuck up
>is 21
ebin
>>24767646
>Why is it impossible to be friends with boys in platonic way?
>>friends who are girls are generally shallow and bitchy
There you have your answer: girls are shallow and bitchy. They are good for sex but don't have anything other to offer. Especially modern, millenial women who are feminist PC pop culture whores.
>>24772253
Good luck man, but your own place isn't a requirement (although it sure as shit helps). Wading through the assholes and retards to find some friends is part of life. You do it in workplace, you do it in uni (or high school if you're underage B&), you do it pretty much everywhere where you're social.
And then you find good friends, or find out that you're not a good friend and maybe gotta work on that nervous stutter, or shower more, or stop constantly staring at the chick in the group or whatever your hangup is (we all got them). And then it's all worth it.
Then you call each other fucking faggots and threaten gay rape or murder, and everyone laughs and isn't an offended asshole about it.
Godspeed, you AIDS infested queer.
Because you literally exist to be filled with cum and fart out children. I'm not trying to be rude, I mean the drive to procreate and self sustain is really all there is to living organisms. What you want is for men to go against nature.
>>24767942
Maybe because he's intelligent enough to know that trying anything would drive the relationship into the ground, so he quarantines the feelings
>>24772497
so you're saying men are slaves to their dicks?
>>24768358
I agree with you anon, but the problem is that they don't care enough about those things to be passionate about them. I want to talk to a person about something I know they, like myself, truly find fascinating not just have them nod and smile until I mention something relating to it that is popular knowledge.
>>24772542
Yes its the only reason women didnt die out like Homo habilis, Homo Erectus etc.
Once indiscernable sexbots and artificial wombs are here; women will be under every bridge and on the streets begging for change
>>24768358
>There are plenty of girls interested in things
like what?
If they are a Stacy, it's social media
If they are a normie, it's Netflix
If they think they're special, it's Pokemon or some fashionable/trendy "alternative" hobby that's rooted in nostalgia
If they are any of the above, they crave BBC
>>24772542
No I'm saying women are slaves to my dick. If you want to be my buddy stop having a vagina. Simple as that. I don't hate you, I just wouldn't make friends with a toaster or a fridge.
>>24772595
well said my friend
Feels good being part of the superior gender
>>24767646
>expecting to make friends
>likes nichishit
lol
>>24767646
It's not a gender thing, my father has the same issue with all these middle-aged ladies.
If someone single of the opposite gender likes your personality and you're not ugly then they're going to want to take things to the next level, that's just how humans work. It's about sex, but it's also about deepening the relationship. If you want a male friend get a boyfriend, because being friends with someone of the other gender but not fucking them is keeping them at arms length in no uncertain terms.
Girls are shit friends.
No sense of comradeship, sacrifice, honor, loyalty or brotherhood.
No knowledge of typically male interests and hobbies.
No capacity for physical activities.
When was the last time a girl helped you move, or with road troubles or any kind of real troubles, really. Not to mention all the fucking cattiness.
Girls are shit friends.
t. guy with 4 hot girl friends. I love as friends them even though I'm a bit skeptic on male-female friendships (fucked 2 of them, best man at another one's wedding), they're all out-of-the-curve as all of them have different hobbies and aren't carousel-riders, but I'd never trade them for my male friends, speaking purely from a friendship standpoint.
>>24769533
This is (You) in a nutshell whore
>>24767646
I try and be platonic friends with girls but in my experience they're worse than men, if you're not trying to fuck them they could not give less of a heck about you.
>>24772542
>men are slaves to their dicks
>thinking its an insult to say people enjoy having fun
This is the exact reason why women will never understand or experience the bond of brotherhood. Just the ability to trust someone, knowing they have no reason to fuck you over and no ulterior motives.
>>24772792
lol proud slave
>>24768586
Woman care more about the social validation than anything. Don't put up with that shit too long.
Girls aren't that interesting as friends. They kind of stop just short of being really into any kind of activity, it seems. Their drive is social status.
They also get incoherently butthurt when this is pointed out.
It's funny to see such a broad generalization be actually correct.
>>24768708
>then they will be able to see you as a human.
>respecting women who have casual sex
lol
>>24769302
Pretty sure that's bot bait. Sounds EXACTLY like the w4m bait posts on Craigslist (which only has gays and 350+lb hamplanets).
>>24772952
There's nothing wrong about sluts, as long as they own up to it.
I'd much sooner respect one who openly rides the cock carousel until she's 40 then buys some cats, gets some hobbies and dies alone than a virgin who marries, stays married for 30 years then divorce-rapes the husband, or a slut who decides she wants the betabux at 30+ because she's "not that kind of girl anymore".
I'll say it again, there's nothing wrong with honest whores, the problem begins when they want to have their cake and eat it too.
>>24770859
16 / 1000 seems pretty low to begin with.
>>24772271
Is this game fun? I'd get it just for yryr still.
>>24772595
>I just wouldn't make friends with a toaster or a fridge
Top kek well said.
Women a shit.
A SHIT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
>>24769695
>A virgin woman who has never even been kissed will turn to a dick slurping sloppy anal superslut if her specific chad comes along
THIS
THIS
THIS
Everybody knows the robot girl that constantly proclaims how she's never even been friends with a man and would never slut themselves. I've seen it a hundred times. The moment they're surrounded by a man or men they can never help themselves.
I thought robots would be better, but then I realized they're even worse.
I guess since they have no experience or contact with women, if you even act nice to them for a minute they'll become stalker attached.
It's hopeless.
>>24775003
>not just outright lying and pretending to be a man
fuck off attention whore
>>24775224
Why should I have I to lie? It also comes up naturally in conversation.
>>24775255
GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL THAT YOU ARE A PARASITE SUCKING ON THE HEMORRHOIDED ASSHOLE OF SOCIETY
DIE YOU WORTHLESS CUNTFACE
>>24775298
This, this is exactly what I came to /r9k/ tonight. I mean other people got close, but you really delivered. That was some quality REEE right there.
