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Who /parentsruinedyourlife/ here????? >Mom comes back from
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Who /parentsruinedyourlife/ here?????

>Mom comes back from the store
>Bought me a "family size" bag of twizzlers
>"Here honey, I bought these for you. Should last you a while."
>Eat the whole bag within an hour
>tfw over 250lbs

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOM YOU KNOW I'M ON A DIET AND THAT I DON'T HANDLE PORTION CONTROL VERY WELL WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU'VE FUCKING MADE ME A DISGUSTING FAT FUCK.

FUCK YOU THIS IS ORGINAL
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>>29507394
You made this thread like last week you fat ass
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> Mom comes back from shopping
> Breathes heavily as she carries 20 pounds of food to the 4th floor
> She always has to make a fuss, you were shopping, I get it
> Wait until she sorts it in the kitchen and creep my way there
> Only things valuable are 2 liters of Cola and 2 packs of chips

It's like she put me on this earth just to let me suffer
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If you have portion control why not just not eat any twizzlers?
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>>29507394
She WANTS to destroy you.

This is what I've realized, from my own experiences.

If she REALLY loved you objectively, would she bring you that garbage as you started a diet?

No, women are incapable of love. They want to destroy you.

You have an extremist personality, like me. But we can't let women destroy us, we have to do our best. Tell her you can't handle her "treats" next time
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>>29507535
>She WANTS to destroy you.

m-mummy ;_;
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>>29507561
She doesn't mean you any malice I don't think, but what she wants for you means destruction.

I'm guessing your mother is probably single, or she is the matriarch of the household. I'm also guessing she was very permissive in parenting and never taught you discipline.
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