if I measure it from the top its 6'5 inches
if I measure it from the side its 7 inches
if I measure it from the side and turn it slightly to the side so I can measure the whole thing its 7'5 inches
Measure from you anus
>>29507366
bone-pressed from the top
>>29507366
are you bone pressing?
>>29507379
measure from your father's anus, faggot. talking about my anus like you own the place.
>>29507382
>>29507386
yep I think so
but its like I have an entire extra inch of dick on the side
like am I actually going to disregard that if it goes in if I go balls deep?
I don't see how from the top and the side should be any different. I measure from the top bone pressed.
>>29507426
when he goes balls deep he probably won't get that extra inch into you because his pelvis will ram up against your butt cheeks. doesn't mean you should break up with him. you can tell the sisters at book club that he's 7.5, who's gonna check?
My benis is 14cm so literally gave up life for shitposting at this point tb h lads
>>29507426
Yeah your pelvis is curved so the sides will be a bit longer. It's also possible that you're on the heavier side which means they'll be more fat on the top of your dick than on the sides.
In the end it's your call what to go with. For bragging rights I'd say 7 for a perspective partner I'd tell them 6'5 so they aren't disapointed.
>>29507462
when you think of it that way everyones dick is like a inch shorter
even from the top
I'm the same OP. Top bone pressed is a bit over 6.5 and side is a bit over 7.
Another thing I've noticed is that my erection isn't as big when I'm with an actual woman. I think I need to quit jerking off to porn several times a day.
>>29507366
only way to measure is to see how far it can get down an old man's throat.
with a good tape you measure around and around your dick, creating a measure tape spiral. that way it adds up to about 3 feet long, and you feel proud
you have to press it alongside a dick of known length. only dicks can measure dicks, rulers and tape measures are not the same structure and will give incorrect readings.
>>29508487
This is a serious disussion for christ sake..
>tfw 8.5" measured across the top
>tfw in the closet
Doesn't matter I'm only slightly above average for gays anyway.
im pretty sure 99% of guys actually measure from the side
IE mesuring the actual entire length of your dick
rather than just the amount thats "usable"
>>29509427
this is true. you can't even eyeball the difference between two penises, and you definitely can't cheat and use a ruler to measure the difference. you have to mark on one penis where the other penis ends, and use ANOTHER penis of known length to measure the difference, and if that penis has any overflow you have to get a THIRD penis to try and correct it. basically you can only find the length of a penis through the sums and differences of a number of other penises. the british imperial measurement standards bureau employs 20 men with penis sizes at every half inch from a half-inch penis (>>29509490 this guy) to a 10-inch penis. you can schedule an appointment to have your penis officially measured, after which you'll recieve an official Queen's penis mensuration. but be warned: you will get your accurate penis length reading, but you'll be required to make it available for measurements of other penises if so asked.
>>29509817
don't worry anon, remember that the faggots don't judge you like women do, you'll get laid if you go to a gay bar, hopefully not in Orlando though.
>>29510188
>faggots judging less than women
i'm not gay but i'm pretty sure that's not true.
Just found out what bone-pressing means...do you most guys do this?
Are you actually telling me that I've had a 6.2 incher, not a 5.5 incher this whole time?
You fucks have made me feel insecure about my peenor for no reason, go fuck yourselves
>>29509952
I've always measured from the top.
>bone pressing
Is this a meme? That's like an obese man having a 2 inch dick saying its 5 inches because he pushed all his fat down.
Pressing the bone is saying what your potential is, not what you actually are.
tfw 7.8" from top, tfw the jews didn't get to my precious helmet skin. FUCKING TOO TIGHT. I can retract it but I can't when erect. I have only done it once with gf and felt good but was sore as heck after.
>>29510329
now start being insecure about your weight
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/full
>Flaccid or erect length was measured from the root (pubo-penile junction) of the penis to the tip of the glans (meatus) on the dorsal surface, where the pre-pubic fat pad was pushed to the bone
BPEL (bone pressed erect length) is the accepted measurement
>>29510896
how's about you suck on my pubo-penile junction, you pre-pubic fat pad?
>>29507366
From the "root"
Measure from the Prostate Gland
This method gives you the full, true and complete length of the male penis
You could also measure the "external" portion of you erect penis, this measurement can be expressed as the proportional amount available for insertion
Good news most men are a lot "bigger" then they realize
Also remember most modern women have unusually loose vaginal musculature and therefore are unnaturally larger than should be normal, childbirth, obesity, drug use, low muscle tone and the number of sexual partners make a woman's vagina become flaccid and loose
It's not that the "hot dog" is too small, it's the hallway has gotten longer and wider
Congratulations, Mr Holmes
"My but that's a big one" ..Scorpio to Dirty Harry at the base of the Mount Davidson Park
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>>29507366
Tormund dies next episode
>>29511046
Is that true ? drugs can make a women vagina looser
>>29510363
That's how it's measured in pretty much every scientific study done on the matter, so it's the best way to compare yourself to the average. Also the penis doesn't stop being the penis just because it's covered in fat, the anatomical penis is everything down to the bone.
>>29511477
Nobody likes your penis.
>>29511477
>anatomical
Why care about length women can't see or feel during sex?
>>29512039
Why care about what women can see or feel during sex?
>>29509817
There are plenty of guys who will want to have sex with you because of your dick.
The only way to be virgin and gay is to be an actual huge autist.
Like chris chan level autiism
>>29510282
Yes thats true, anon. Gay fag here.
>>29512060
The women, hence why they chose you to have sex.
>>29512580
Chose? Wow, you're still on level 1. Sorry bro.
If you have a curved penis, do you measure the length of the actual penis or a straight line? Should I straighten it out or measure it as is?
The only way every real/serious scientific study since forever has measured is with the ruler flat on top lightly bone pressed.
>>29510363
Its just a baseline so you can compare with everyone, not just skinny people. Even some average weight people still have a fat pad because of fat distribution.
>>29512623
>level 1
Which meme is this?
>>29512746
No memes, just an incredibly funny joke about rape.
>>29507890
>Another thing I've noticed is that my erection isn't as big when I'm with an actual woman
>isn't as big when I'm with an actual woman
>I'm with an actual woman
Get off this board right now
stick the dick down your throat. pull it out, measure how far your lipstick or saliva reach. repeat on 1000 dicks. now you have a good idea of the average size and bell curve of dick sizes, by a meaningful measure.
oh, and you get to realize that you are a fag.
