>Being a wagecuck for one month after 5 years of based neetdom
>Seriously considering suicide
How people deal with wagecuckery? I literally can't take it anymore.
>>27217888
>How people deal with wagecuckery?
By not being little bitches about it
>>27217888
how people deal with? take an english course nigger.
nice trips
>>27217888
Shitty job, shitty life
By being a man. You wouldn't know kid, go ahead and quit.
>>27217888
Beig a wagie is just in unironic meme
But neetdom just is a varied meme, in the past tense only. It's mostly just reddit based attidues and ironic theories that just gernally don't exist.
>>27217888
Thissad life of wagecuckery isn't meant for bright minds who are destined for great things, such as ourselves.
I've worked at mcdonalds for 2 and a half years
I should probably just kill myself
>waiter/general assistant at chip shop
>enjoy it so much I never take a break, get free food too
>two qt waitresses both really into me, I'm spoiled for choice but it's busy work so not a lot of time to chat during shifts
>after working there 2 months decide on the slim Scottish redhead
>get the nerve to ask her out
>go to work and she's been fired (only had two shifts with her so I didn't get her number or surname)
>the other one has a bf now and lost interest
>keep working as usual, the new girl seems nice
>a month later I decide I'll have a go at the new girl
>wake up early so I can look nice (lunch shift)
>check my text messages
>I've been fired
I loved having a job... I got money and free food and attention from girls... now I have nothing...
>>27217888
Are you me ? I become crazy
>>27218006
>work at wendy's, first job when i was like 16 or 17
>never come back after the second day, everything moves way too fast, can't do shit or remember all the shit each sandwich has on it
>tfw too fucking dumb to work fast food
I think recently I've become addicted to wagecucking. I basically get overtime whenever I want and I need the money. However, the overtime I'm doing now, I won't see untill 23rd of next month. The job can be quite hard as well. It's like I want to work and see them overtime hour's buld up.
Feel like a cuck
>>27218038
Consider doing graveyard security senpai
>Everything is usually slow as fuck
>Tons of downtime
>>27217888
er det dig, Asger?
hvordan gik vagten paa mcdonalds?
>>27217888
Just quit, or even Better, fake a suicide attempt and blame having to work, instant neetbucks
>>27218046
Sounds like you have nothing else in your life.
they kill themselves
no one cares about suicide outside of high school
>>27218200
I do, I just think I've fallen for the money meme.
I'm married, have friends (less than the average amount of friends maybe). I don't have many hobbies I suppose and can be lazy.
>>27218016
What happened? Why'd you get fired?
>chronic back pain
>still work every day
I'll do it another year then I'm killing myself
>>27218295
go to the doctor and get summa dat comfy oxy
>>27218071
that's the dream, how to get this job?
>>27217888
I started working a month ago in my parents company because they forced me to.Ive worked there before as a high school student.
All the ppl know me and i know all of them, theyre all great and i love working there. On top of having fun and being in contact with ppl i met this ex model girl who is hot as all hell and also really into me (for to me unknown reasons) and im enjoying life even more than i did as a neet which ive been for the past few years.
You guys should grow the fuck up.
They want to promote me to store manager, I work at a dollar store.
I know how much they have to work and how little money they get for it. I've read all the horror stories. I don't really want to do it, but this is all I know in life. And how could I tell people that I turned down a promotion?
>>27218294
The owner said my performance wasn't up to standard. Bullshit though because I was getting the biggest tips and I did the washing up faster than anyone else.
They're always hiring people though so I reckon it's because there weren't so many customers to keep the money coming in.
>>27218394
>take promotion
>designate all work tasks to others
>suck dicks of other employee, for fun and extra cash, becoming the work whore and fuck boy
Why wouldn't you do this?
>>27217915
under appreciated
>work at a pharmacy as a cashier
>got promoted to shift after two years
>overall been there for five years (in Oct.)
>have not received responses or have been rejected from every other job I've applied to in the last two years
>"haven't you been here for a while now?"
>"geez anon you're still working at this place?"
>"y'know anon, why don't you just quit and do something else?"
>"I can tell from talking to you that you're the kind of person that can do more in their life than this"
>>27218423
Because I'm not given enough payroll hours to designate all the tasks to others. I'm also no attractive, so I can't use that to my advantage.
>>27218394
How much $$ are we talking about here?
>>27218394
Don't store managers make around 30-40k?
That's enough to live decently at least
>>27218444
Those are known as complimente you idiit
They are saying that you should strive for mirr/make more
Or you can continue to make near minimum wage like a moron
>>27217888
>In college my room mate had a kid brother who was mentally retarded
>This guy, with an IQ of 70 worked at a Wendy's, showed up on time, did his job, and made money, no complaints
>Guy I work with, proven IQ of 145, PhD in physics, worked in a Chik-fil-a from the age of 16 until he started grad school at 25. he showed up on time, did his job, got paid, never whined about it
I am simply amazed at people that think doing a little routine work is some form of torture.
Grow a spine
>>27217888
Wageslaving isn't so bad if you get the right job, this was what my desk looked like yesterday, I spent the whole day watching movies on one screen while shitposting on 4chan on the other, today I am playing on Nostralius all day. It's great to be paid to do what I already would be doing anyways, but I can see why retail slaves would want to kill themselves, I could never do that.
Just man up, op : )
>>27218454
Like 30k.
>>27218479
The money is good for me. More than I've ever known. But there's so much work that comes with it. Minimum 6 days a week. Always have to be by my phone to help employees or listen to customer complaints. If an employee decides to not show up for any reason, even on my day off, I'll have to show up and replace them. And there's no overtime pay for any of it!
>>27218485
Only the last person was a compliment, the second was actually laughing in my face at the counter when I cashed them out.
>Or you can continue to make near minimum wage like a moron
Did you not read the part about job applications? Everyone I work with is in the same boat, even the co-workers with degrees.
I could never work a retail or fast food job, I have heard too many horror stories about it online. Luckily I am in a specialized field and get to sit in front of a computer playing around all day making 3x as much as the retail workers while barely doing anything at all.
>>27218505
What do you do anon??
Extra line not to get muted
>>27218509
German propaganda was spot on, its truly baffling how they predicted how the world is going to be in 70+ years.
>>27218629
IT at a small business, I work alone in the basement all day, the only work I do is monitor shit to make sure it doesn't break and occasionally reset people's passwords. I control the network and am the only one who looks at the firewall logs so I can pretty much do whatever I want online.
>>27218567
Join a trade then
>>27218554
the labour cost meant for that employee should flow to you
Here's some light reading, op
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wage_slavery
>>27218687
HAHHAHAHAH
There's a fucking wiki page
>found great job
>money everywhere
>steam library full of games
feels good to be wage
>>27218712
Maybe you should read it
>>27218719
You're like one out of 100 million. Just because you're lucky doesn't mean everyone else is
>>27218719
But you can't play those games all day, you have to give 8+ of your hours to mr sheekelstein.
>Getting pay rise next month
>getting backdated to January
>also getting shit loads of overtime, double pay
Feels good nigga
>>27218071
My dad did this for a year working for a large insurance company. He liked it but quit because he had no time for us. He said the negatives were that it was boring mostly and lonely. The pluses were that he could just watch tv/listen to the radio and get paid, and one time Arnold Schwarzenegger (who was in town for a convention) drunkenly stumbled into the lobby asking for a light for his cigar
>>27217888
Get a better job.
>>27217888
They deal with it by being a normie. Normies lives are really great. They have a lot of friends and are constantly doing fun stuff with the money they earned.
>>27217915
>>27217938
There's nothing manly about being a slave.
I've wageslaved for almost 5 years now and there is absolutely nothing gratifying about it except the monetary compensation.
If I won the lottery tomorrow I would never work again.
>>27217888
>Been NEET for six years
>Finally joined wagecuck force three months ago
Maybe you picked the wrong job because I fucking love my job and it's a million times better than I expected.
I drive...pizza delivery.
Get a delivery job nigga. Less social interaction because you'll be on the road for most of it.
>>27218071
>tfw live in high-wage country so no slow jobs
>>27218423
Being a manager is a lot harder than not being one
>>27218394
It's usually not worth it even with the pay increase, you have to work a lot harder, a lot more, but not for a proportional increase in pay, tell them to fuck off.
>>27217888
By getting a real job
>>27217888
Im still just a student but I don't get it either.
Coding is the only mildly amusing thing thats not mundane and you get paid for.
I am seriously considering some investments or some buisness.
I refuse to be a wagecuck for life, its horrible and its for sheep.
And here we see the true wagecuck, lamenting over his slavery while lying about how great he has it in neet threads, wagekucks are so jealous of our neetbucks.
>>27219097
that's a fucking lie. i'm not say for all management positions but a lot of them.
the manager is always the normie who knows how to cheat his way to the top - the kid in school who had the smarter students write the test answers down for him/her, the worker who has the other people to do the work while they stand around texting, and occasionally constructing them on something, then they eventually get the manager title.
the reason they're manager is not becaue tehy were the best worker but because they were hte most bossy and outspoken one.
it's my firm belief that at least 40% of managers are sociopaths. i've hated most of the ones i've had because they're fucking doing the least amount of work, getting hte most money, and being a manager give sthem further justification to act like a fucking asshole.
>>27218038
>leaves after day two
>blames being too "stupid"
>really just put in no "effort"
>>27218394
>tfw on way to promotion at my fast food joint as a manager
Feels fucking good, man. But scary as well.
Holy shit. I don't know how to count money fast at all... I dunno what to do.
How do I apply for a job at local computer repair service? Do I just walk in with a resume and ask for someone?
>>27218352
someone answer this faggot. im a 21yr old drop out skeleton, want this job
I'm at work now have been trying to figure out a way out of this hell hole.
>how do you deal
I don't, I'm slowly losing it.
It comes down to this
Do you like money or do you like spending 14 hours a day watching anime?
>>27219916
How is working at fast food like? I need a job but have been scared away from applying to any fast food places from reading stories about how bad it is online.
>>27217888
find a job you like then you wont be neet or wagie
Obviously working fast food blows, but there are tier to how much shit you have to deal with when working. I worked at Chipotle for over a year, with around 10 months of that being a grill tech/LM. The less I had to engage other people, the better. Every day I'd get to come in early, chop shit up for morning prep, make a bigass lunch before we opened and then would just grill the shit out of things for the next 5 hours or so. Only people I'd talk to were my LBs and people in the back of the house, never had to deal with shitty ass customers.
If you wanna know some shit about Chipotle, feel free to ask btw
>>27219993
I work at popular pizza joint.
It's relatively easy, and if you prove that you're dedicated to the job, by not calling out, there on time, you'll end up becoming one of the best employees.
That's what any fast food place needs - people willing to work. Yeah, it's fast food, yeah you probably won't make a lot of money, but dedication comes a long way.
When I first started - my hours were shitty, but as time went on, I became one of the top employees there. I'm now top 5 employees, honestly, really top 3...
That's how it goes.
Just don't call out, and show up to work on time.
That's all that's really needed.
You also wanna make sure it's a fun environment. You'll either get a place where all the employees do is talk shit to each other, or you'll get a happy place where it's fun.
It's how you handle it, really.
keep it up wagie, we need those neetbux
>>27220125
But to answer your question, it really depends on the main store manager. Whether they are good or not. Nice or mean. Care about their job or don't.
>>27218381
>parents forced him to go to work
>parents gave him a job
>was NEET for years
>only been working a month
>telling other people to grow up
>>27220155
lol that picture just shows the wageslave situation perfectly, the best part is knowing there are actual wageslaves living that kind of life right now who don't think they are total losers.
>>27220247
>NEETs calling others losers
At least wagecucks can become wage-earners one day
>>27220247
I used to live that life.
Now I "work" for the government getting paid 10x what NEETs make and doing less.
Job experience is job experience, even if it's McCucks.
>>27217888
>I literally can't take it anymore.
Yes you can, and you will. This is how people deal with it. They think they'll find an exit somehow (including suicide), but they never lay concrete plans to escape poverty, they engage in escapism and next thing you know you're in your late 50s with serious health issues reminding you that it's all over.
>>27218422
chicks get always the treat
>>27220280
Why God, why! origjinali cummenteri
Man there are a lot of little crybaby men in this thread with the mentality of boys, you can't even handle a simple shitty job for one month? How are you ever supposed to handle life in general? Might as well just end yourself.
>>27220018
>Le "do what you love and you won't have to work a single day" meme
I love watching anime and masturbate. How can I monetize that?
>>27220090
Are the customers really that bad? The food is great, I don't know why anyone would be grumpy when they're gearing up to treat themselves.
>>27220458
Pornshop clerk
>>27220458
be my gf origiblox
>>27220392
>origjinali cummenteri
>>27219943
Ask for the manager and hand him a resume
>>27220304
>chicks get always the treat
wat
>be security guard
>tfw all i have to do is wander around an empty building every hour or so
>spend the rest of my time watching anime on my laptop
>$12.76 an hour
step up your game fellow wagies
>>27220472
Depends on where you work, I'd say. I worked right next to a construction site, a hospital, and a day care so we'd get a mix of Mexicans, nurses, and soccer moms. Weekends were the worst because we'd get old shits that come in and can't handle even the mild salsa and ask for refunds.
High school kids though are the fucking worst.
>>27218071
enjoy being spoked by ghosts
>>27220719
>High school kids though are the fucking worst.
Really, why? I don't work food but I work retail, and it's the old people and middle aged women that are easily the worst.
I'm a photocopier repairman.
Been doing this kida stuff for a few years now ever since I got out of the army. I was NEET for a year and just...felt like I offered nothing to no one so I followed in my dad's footsteps and learned to fix photocopiers.
It's pretty awesome, every morning I wake up and check my work phone, I'll have service calls lined u that I just go to, tinker on their machine, order parts and move on, I only have to do 5 a day, Right now I'm deploying a bunch of machines at some universities, it's pretty fun and my clients really like the way I help them out whenever they need it. I even gota letter of recommendation frommsome of the key admins at one of the colleges for handling an entire univeristy complex on my own as they didn't eve have IT support to help out; I did everything for them to make their machines work the way they wished from workstations and servers up.
I never see my boss pretty much, and no one bugs me. On slow days I just do web based training and and watch TV.
>full benifits, vehicle allowance of 8 grand a year, starting wage of 49k PLUS the allowance
Not bad for just starting out, I can expect to go up to 60-70k a year once I move on from office machines to print production. I'm also going to eb one of my companies first in-house 3D Printer technicians so that's a lot of job security.
>>27218816
The sad life of a brainwashed slave.
>>27218381
>works at parent's company
>has prior experience there
>literally sheltered and cushy his entire life
>has never known hardship
>always had the option to go back to work for his parents
>tells others to grow the fuck up
furthermore you actually came to humblebrag on /r9k/? what's the matter big boy? still missing something even though life has worked out perfectly for you, huh?
>>27218497
>only 145 IQ
Must be nice to still fall within the socially optimal range.
>>27220090
Can a complete newcomer like me work a grill/ whatever LM means?
>>27220599
Don't forget to give him a firm handshake
Forced into life, youre told its your duty to work for the privilege of living.
To sustain an existence you had no part in making.
Youre expected to forfeit your time in a job that you hate to earn just enough to survive.
To slave for pennies and save for a retirement youll never receive.
And so goes the cycle of living to work and working to live.
Wake with the alarm and commute to your cage.
Endure 8 hours of tedium and stress. Frustration and fatigue. Ass-kissing and office politics.
Come home exhausted. Anesthetize yourself with TV. Then head off to bed to do it all again.
Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
Like a broken record. Over and over. Again and again. Day in and day out.
This is your life.
An absurd daily grind. 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.
Spend the weekends recuperating and doing the crap you couldnt do while you were working.
Cooking. Cleaning. Laundry.
Maintenance of a miserable life.
A morsel of pleasure may be found here and there.
But time keeps score.
The clock ticks down.
Because the next thing you know youre back at your desk.
Back in the bondage of work.
With another weeks worth of feces to swallow.
>>27218071
>tfw skinny and look like a fag
anything else similar?
>>27221668
new pasta?
originaru commento
>>27221668
And people wonder why people commit suicide
Podcasts, music, 4chan and reddit.
Just get your shit done and fuck off, if you can't you need to find a better job. Personally I found loading and unloading boxes to be great, kept me to tired to be bored and got me in shape. And you get breaks because that shit's tiresome
Eventually you get known as a "hard worker" and get a nice desk job where you can fuck off
>>27218687
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wage_slavery#Similarities_of_wage_work_with_slavery
too real
>>27220474
>if you enjoy doing it, you will definitely enjoy selling it! XDDD
Who else /officecuck/ here? The worst part is having to deal with inane conversations 24/7.
>"hey anon... working hard or hardly working? haha!"
>how's it going?
>"oh you know, same shit different day... mondays, right?"
>anyone want a drink?
>"yeah, gin an tonic please! haha!"
>"ugh, never had to deal with this shit at my last job... yeah I was a manger at my last place, on 75k, don't even know why I'm still here"
>>27221668
Fuck, this is the perfect explanation of most peoples life.
>>27218719
>become NEET
>get welfare
>no more painful slavery
>game folder full of pirated steam games
>have all day to play them while slaves can't
>>27217888
You get used to it, I guess.
I've been a wagie off and on for the last 10 years. Some jobs I could handle for longer than others, but I always end up quitting.
It's just the way the world works, so you can either take it like a man, or be homeless unless your parents are willing to keep your freeloading ass around.
>>27220018
I tried that very hard and i have found out that there is no such job for me.
>>27221668
>that screwin' feel
>I noticed some time ago that I work 10 hour days and do plenty of overtime. We have a "bank" where you can save your hours so you can have like 40 hours for days off etc.
>I have a plenty of vacation days left too.
>I usually just go to work and gym and then go to home and shitpost and look at the clock and wait until it is time to go to bed.
>There is a national holiday next friday and I am stressed that I have to stay at home as I have no life.
>I dont even like my job that much. I just dont have anything else in my life.
>>27218651
My dream job...
>>27222348
Are you American?
If so, how did you do it? Did you get injured or something and get on disability?
I'm asking because if it's possible, I'd definitely get on welfare.
>>27222551
faked schizophrenia, got 900$/month disabilitybux plus subsidized housing.
living the dream.
>>27222511
>>There is a national holiday next friday and I am stressed that I have to stay at home as I have no life.
>>I dont even like my job that much. I just dont have anything else in my life.
You are fucking not even human, true wage slave over here!
>>27221668
A brilliant summary.
>>27222645
Wish I had the balls to try that.
Good for you, anon.
>>27222270
Normie politicking at the workplace is the absolute worst, having to listen to all their shit opinions and fucking radio music.
>>27222511
>>There is a national holiday next friday and I am stressed that I have to stay at home as I have no life.
>>I dont even like my job that much. I just dont have anything else in my life.
You are fucking not even human, true wage slav
>>27222645
How does one fake schizophrenia?
>wageslave at same company for last 10 years
>only reason ive stayed there is because im too socially retarded for interviews or meeting new people
>get blazed every day before i start work
>have no interest in my companies business
>go through the motions 5 days a week, not really giving a shit about anyone or anything
>have annual review with manager today
>youre really engaged and helpful with other staff and customers anon, a true credit to our team
>>27222511
Doesn't even work for the wage, lives for the slave.
I fuck younger coworkers. The second and third ones are the hardest but after that I got a reputation and now I can consistently slam new work pussy at least once a month. Best thing about wage slave jobs is there is high turnover and lots of young naive ptp comes in hungry for older pipe
>>27222759
Tell them that you hear voices. Say that they say awful things to you, and you rarely get any peace and quiet. Make up some character traits for your voices as well. Explain all of this in detail to whichever doctor they send you to.
Seems like it would be pretty easy to fake as long as you did research. Pirate a copy of the latest DSM book, to get a look at the diagnosis guidelines.
I put solar panels on houses.
>no customer interaction
>headphones in all day
>work at steady pace
>8 hrs 7-3 a day
>physical labor and tinkering with tools
>filled with antisocial people
>$22/hr
As long as you don't afraid of anything it's wagecuck advanced. Perfect autist job.
>mfw work at fucking kohls for 8 months as a cashier with 4 other guys out of ~30 female employees
kill me
tfw job is pretty good most days
I have literally been drunkenly waiting for the last two hours for a thread like this to appear
>start shitty wagecuck job in august
>hopefully to only last until about three months from now when my true job starts
>today get the news that two of the people who I saw my first day and who I have cultivated bonds with are either quitting and retiring within the next week
>mfw
I mean these are my niggers who were down from day 1 as literal niggers say]
My next three months willl be fucking shit without them
At least the retiring one said he would take me out for lunch and go golfing the next time he visits but it doesnt heal the pain inside
>>27222957
>being a bee keeper
Thanks for the honey wagie. Tell your girlfriend I said thanks for her honey too.
>tfw working at a fuel station to the fill the CV gap while I wait for military training to start
Fucking hurry up
>>27222783
I> was always told that if you work hard you will get what you want and you will get a gf and a family and your life will have a purpose. For me nothing like that never happened. I just work and train and know nothing else.
>I do watch movies, read books etc. but those are just for killing time and they dont excite me. All that is like if you are bored in a subway and see a free newspaper.
>I do have some savings and no debt except some student loans. I dont need money and have nothing really to use it on. I live in a small 1 room apartment and take subway to work.
>>27223023
>not lying on your CV to fill the gap
wagecucks so dumb
>>27217915
>literally being someone else's bitch
>by not being little bitches about it
Wagecucks being retarded again, everyone. What a fucking surprise.
Lmaoing at your life.
>>27222761
#life. Fucking kill urself new mooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27222869
Where are you from, and what are the qualifications?.
>>27223802
CT
Nothing really. Construction or electrical is preferred but you just cant be afraid of heights and don't mind working outside.
You fucking people hate wageslavery so much because all you think of is McDonalds and working outside in the cold.
Just find a comfortable trade that you don't feel awkward or stressed in and it's not that bad.
>>27217888
They don't. They develop Stockholm Syndrome.
>stay up an hour late funposting
>wake up 30 mins late
>leave house 10 mins late
>boss makes me work overtime and doesn't pay me because i was late
>forced to choose between 4chins and wageslavery
>>27221668
>Because the next thing you know youre back at your desk.
If you have a desk job you're very lucky. Most wageslaves are doing jobs like working kitchens, serving tables, warehouses, or standing behind a cash register. Getting to sit down and work at a computer is a luxury.
>>27224070
no such thing exists in this world, goy.
>>27222270
>The worst part is having to deal with inane conversations 24/7.
Do you know what the worst part of working a blue-collar job is?
Your fucking back. You're a cripple by the age of 45.
>>27222849
>mfw don't even have to fake this shit
Neetbux here we come
>>27224253
>>27222849
Won't they make you take medicine? How do you deal with the family thinking you're insane?
>>27220767
They order double everything so that means I have more work to do. They come in groups of 10-20 so I have to start up fresh chicken, steak, make rices, throw beans on, etc. just to deal with that. They make messes out of the tables in the lobby and are obnoxious getting through the line.
And they're pretty much the only people that order Quesarittos. I don't mind people ordering them, but when there's 20 people behind you, you basically shut down the movement of the entire line to get 1 quesaritto done.
>>27224292
>not having paranoid as fuck family members not letting you take them
What is flushing your brainkillers down the toilet for 500
>>27224292
>Won't they make you take medicine?
I'll just take it for a while, and say that i still hear fucking voices.
>How do you deal with the family thinking you're insane?
they can go fuck themselves in the anus
>>27222464
>It's just the way the world works, so you can either take it like a man, or be homeless unless your parents are willing to keep your freeloading ass around.
OP here, that's why I'm a wagecuck, my parents stopped supporting me.
>>27217888
Have a job that you don't hate.
>>27223141
My father has been feeding me the same shit, best just to enjoy yourself rather than live by work.
I worked shitty jobs and internships for years and did school and now I make $100k. You can do it, just power through and stop being lazy. Everything you do is a stepping stone to something else.
>>27224630
Good, about time. You need to make your own life.
>>27220187
>>27220974
He's clearly kidding you fucks
get a better job. I worked in fast food for three months and hated it.
>>27224858
tell me lies tell me sweet little lies...
orginaru commento
>Started wageslaving part-time at Subway while finishing IT training progam 8 months ago
>Finished trainings 4 months ago
>Can't find anything within IT
>Be wageslaving over 35+ hours a week at Subway since finishing the training program
>How does one maintain a positive attitude working at retail/fast food?
>I hated every minute at work.
>>27224234
Yeah, man, I do remember to be thankful I don't have to do hard manual work. For now.
>>27217888
That's what you get for giving up your NEETbux, wage friend.
Enjoy your slavery. You will be spending the majority of your life making other people rich off your labor.
>not being a NEET like the blacklivesmatter and Bernie supporting redditors
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU JOKING
