>be everyone in Britain that isn't me
>poor diet last few days
>tfwnopoo
>brew absolute leviathan of a shit
>pepperoni pizza, chicken fajitas, 5 vegetable samosas, a cinnamon bun, and king prawn chow mein
>3 days of brewing
>LEVIATHAN, CRESTING THE WAVES, LEADING US ALL TO THE GRAVES
>It's fucking coming
>smells rancid but feels amazing
>poo so glorious I have to jack off mid shit
>look down after I'm done
>most perfectly shaped shit I've ever produced
Had any good poo's recently?
I recently had a liquid shit so watery it just fell out. Didn't even have to push.
>>27216458
How was the smell?
>>27216356
slow ass metabolism lol, hold ur shit in for like 2 days and start working out frienf
>>27216532
It was pretty foul. Looked similar to pic related
>>27216717
usually have a super fast metabolism, eat that much and stay super thin, idk, guess it's been bad the past few days
>>27216872
proper grim lad
>>27216356
Nice Alestorm meme senpai
OP I just came in to give you a thumbs up for being a fellow Alestorm fan
Shame they didn't play Leviathan at their tour that just ended
>>27218436
>>27218445
t-thanks senpais
Actually saw them live, they did play Leviathan at our show! Where did you see them?
>>27218921
Bristol
They neglected Black Sails at Midnight tbqh but I was okay with that since it's probably my least favourite album of theirs overall
>>27218996
Ah I saw the Bham one, a mate saw them in Cardiff, and apparently the stage was so small they couldn't get the duck out :^(
