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>tfw he said he'll text you within 2 days after the date
>tfw it's been 9 days, no text
>tfw he's probably having sex with stacies now
why does no boy want me
>>27172677
Chad probably forgot your number, you need to text him and show interest in him as well.
>>27172706
Don't do this.
>>27172677
He has options.
>>27172677
this is not lgbt please go away
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS
>tfw people slut-shame you
>tfw you breakup with your bf every other day
>he always begs for you to come back
>you wouldn't do the same if roles were reversed
"stacy" literally just means "any other woman"
there is no "stacy"
>>27172677
this never happens to women you fucking liar
>>27172717
and you should go back to shitty hellhole you belong to
>>27172839
It does. Only with Chad though. He literally goes "nah I'm not going to call her"
this shit, almost every time a guy is nice and i like him he doesn't text me. But te chads do, oh how they do.
>>27172856
This is my hole. This board is my place. This hole was made for me.
>>27172797
That's awesome, more stories please.
>>27172677
The only thing i dont understand is why these boards exist? Any female can get orbiters, so there's no need to make this.
>>27172740
Wow that's quite the slut.
>tfw no 7'3 bf
>tfw no bf with over 200k followers on social media
>tfw no bf with 12 in dick
>>27172877
Why don't you text him?
Meeting an online friend for the first time today :^)
>>27172877
>you don't understand, it's not the right KIND of food I want!
BOO
HOO
>>27172935
You know that there's a chance that online friends look completely different than photos?
>>27172962
I've Skype called with him, but I'm aware we both probably look uglier in real life. I'm just happy to meet a friend. It's not all about looks.
>>27172935
Do your parents know?
Make sure you stay in a public area. Please be careful.
>>27172987
Yes, they know. He's younger than me. Just getting food. Don't worry anon! We're in a big city.
>>27172981
It's all about looks unless you have some sort of fetish. Anyway why would you skype-call guys if you intend to put them into friendzone?
>>27172981
>women
>it's not all about looks
>go to sleep
>wake up with boner being rubbed against you
>turn around to find out he's still asleep
>it would be shitty of you to wake him up
>go back to sleep mad and horny
>>27172892
>we promise to buy eachother valentine gifts
>mine comes in mail
>super happy
>i never even mailed his
>>27172994
That's reassuring. Have fun then!
>>27173023
the idea of being woken up with a blowjob is nice, but the reality is guys usually have to take a really bad piss as soon as they wake up.
basically it's a piss boner
>>27173076
i just woke up and have one right now
>>27173096
well go take a piss you dumb son of a bitch
>>27173076
>piss boner
That's kinda hot.
>>27172935
hope you get raped you skittish bitch. remember many creepy guys are charismatic on the outside
>>27173003
>It's all about looks unless you have some sort of fetish.
This is very important, Eliza, we need to make sure you give birth to cute children, so we can orbit in the decades to come. Please don't ignore the advice of the Camwhore Breeding Project.
>>27172994
>He's younger than me.
Are you a pedophile?
>>27173117
it's more annoying than anything
have you ever seen the movie the 40 year old virgin? at the beginning of the movie they show him wake up and bend over to take a piss. that's what guys have to do to piss when they have a piss boner
>>27172797
>>27173036
I don't doubt a girl would do this, but they wouldn't be conscious of it and brag. They normally delude themselves into thinking they are good people and that it is justified
But, as a male, I've done similar things to my ex. It feels great knowing that she had such an emotional attachment to me. She thought I was "the one" and we'd get married and have kids some day. Instead, I strung her along and made her think it was possible, but still left doubt in her mind. It really fucked with her emotions and it felt great (edgy I know)
>tfw he prefers playing vidya to fucking you
>tfw he has a really big dick and very skilled fingers because he's a gamer
>however he spends only 5 minutes a week inside of you and the rest playing vidya
>tfw he dumps you because he prefers going back to playing vidya
Oh well, it was too good to be true. Back to Chad I guess.
>>27173817
>really big dick
How big are we talking about?
how many fat femanons are there
were any fat femanons the "fat girl" in your group of friends
>>27173829
15 cm
It's b-big f-for me
>bf broke up with me a week ago
>still cant stop crying about it
>last time i spoke to him was last saturday. after the phonecall, i texted him, pretty much had my heart on my sleeve and told him how shit im doing
>didnt get a response lol
>feels good when army is more important than me :')
>mfw
>>27173850
Fat femanon here. 190 lbs, 5'7"
In middle school I was the fat girl in my group, all the other girls were thin and popular and I was just semi-popular because of them, but nobody liked me back then.
When I went to high school we drifted apart, they became Stacies and I found another fat girl and we became fat BFFs.
I had 2 bfs in high school: in junior year I dated a fat freshman guy whose boobs were bigger than mine and then in the senior year I dated the class junkie who was an ex drug addict. My fat bff dated a fat gypsy dude.
>>27173817
>tfw not constantly skewering my gf ln my 17cm cock while playing vidya
Can't multitasking shit gamer
>>27173926
did those stacies make fun of you or anything?
>>27173817
>tfw gf boring and doesn't want to play vidya
>tfw since I'm her bf I have to satisfy her sexually every millenia and I hate it
>tfw she can't do the same thing to me
>finally decide to dump her
Feels good. I don't get why she's crying at me over text though. She could easily just have been a nicer person.
>>27173894
Maybe it's not because of length but girth.
>>27173927
>multitasking meme
It's been scientifically proven to not be possible. If you're good at vidya when paying attention to other things then your games are easy or they don't require constant attention.
>>27173959
Nope, we hung out every 6 months or so, and they never did say anything mean to my face. Behind my back, I wouldn't know. The only bullies I had in HS were the Chads and the girl friends of my fat freshman ex (I never understood why they hated me). But I remember that the Stacy friends lost their virginities before I even got my first kiss or held hands, and that's when I started going on r9k. Guys would only talk to me if they wanted my homework.
>tfw bitter hopeless romantic
>tfw full of love but too scared to give it to anyone
>>27173894
>15cm
Yes! I'm 17cm and my length is validated as sufficient by a stranger i'l never meet. Feels so good.actually does
>>27174017
Are you boy or girl?
If you're too scared to give it anyone, you're idealistic.
>>27174032
Femanon. I just read too many horrror stories about other femanons loving broken type of guysthe type that I likeand them leaving them for Stace once they have their life together.
>>27172987
>>27173139
Two types of people. Neither type is fun
>>27174032
>broken type of guys
How would you define one? The one who's bad to the core or you know he's going to cheat?
>>27172677
>tfw blood pours out of your vagina
>tfw poop sometimes sticks to your vagina lips
>tfw crusty white puss in your vag sometimes
>tfw guys are all shallow and can't find a bf
>>27174086
r9k is definitely proof all guys are shallow
>>27173986
She can do most if the work, just having my dick in her snd thrusting back is a very minimal process.
That aside, shooters an such are a meme. Fighters, strategy, etc. can be played with your dick in someone no problem.
>>27174103
>i've been in 2 threesomes in one weekend.
>i've been DP'ed
>r9k is definitely proof all guys are shallow
>How you dont dare to settle with me?!11!
>>27174118
Yes, but girls want undivided attention.
I prefer no dick at all rather than that, honestly.
>>27172706
How insecure are you?
>>27172832
Its as real aa chad.
That is to say, its just a boogeyman for losers who want to blame others for being failures
I want to fuck a homely unhygienic /r9k/-browsing NEET girl really bad.
>>27174118
>>27173986
>>27172677
>tfw shaved asshole for nothing
>>27172945
Men have options too. You just don't want to date on your level. You're not a victim.
>>27174206
>Chad wont fuck me
So sad.
>>27174196
>be me
>20 year old neet girl
>desperate for love
>love me robot
>>27174221
The last time we went out he literally said "I just spilled all my spaghetti"
>>27174103
How?
Do you save pictures of average guys to post on 4chan to grab attention?
The most common topics here is not shallowness. It's common concerns such as 'will she stay with me if I get a gf?' 'why is my gf abusive?' 'how do I get to come into contact with a a girl?' 'why do girls I'd determine to have less chance than me reject me so harshly?' 'look at these statistics, women have unreasonable standards on most things.'
Etc etc.
At best you'd find a thread mocking fembots for not having a normal body. Can't find the picture (it was honestly pretty damn normal, fatter than this pic) I'm thinking of but when I posted this before tons of people said they prefer left. It's not unattainable at all. In fact if I were to transform into a female equivalent I estimate I'd be about the same based on average body weight, height and where I place right now. I'm 5'10" at 84kg. I'd probably get in between the two somewhere. And I'm confident I'd have more muscle than left(assuming she didn't lose a ton).
>>27174206
>>tfw shaved asshole for nothing
Can I eat your ass?
>>27174263
Please do.
Original comment here
>>27174157
I mean I'm not quite like that one girl's ex, in that i do prefer sex with my qt to videogames for the most part. I meant to say I could if I wanted to.
That being said I think my gf, unspecified moods, likes having to get herself off while I seem cruelly indifferent. But most of the time it's half hour long sessions with lots of neck kissing, ear nibbling and suckling, light choking and biting, and swapping between penetration and cunnilinguis
>>27174196
>moba
>hots
What the fuck is wrong with her she should turn around, look at the game and leave.I really wanna do that too but it'd screw over my Quake rank
>>27174293
>Please do.
I literally want to do that more than anything. Fuck.
>>27174293
>>27174263
>haven't eaten my gf's ass for longer than a minute for weeks
Man I didn't need to be reminded
did any fembots take really smell shits today?
>>27174331
Yes
I took half a shit before I went to class, but I was running late so I couldn't finish. I could feel its head protruding through my asshole but I can only do a successful shit when I have plenty of time to spare.
Came back from class, had a coffee and some yogurt and now I feel 3 lbs lighter. Ahhh.
>>27174391
please tell me more stories about your poo
>>27174426
>tfw no lolikon bf to tuck me in and pet my head
How tall are you?
>>27174426
Maybe if you had better taste in loli art I'd consider it.
>>27172877
You have no room to complain. Girls are infinitely worse in texting guys back. I've lost track of how many girls just stopped writing to me out of the blue in the last few months alone.
>>27174426
>like tucking gf in and patting her head
>not a lolicon
Thankfully thst despite being able to pass as much younger than she is, she has strong womanly features and plays them up rather than going for the neotonus kid look
>>27174475
But men arent supposed to be little girls about it and get hurt feelings.
>>27174426
Iktf I'm really small and look younger due to being azn ;_;
>>27174475
You've obviously never tried texting someone while being fucked by chad's dick. I can't believe all men expect women to constantly accomplish all these impossible tasks.
Put yourself in her shoes, you unfeeling monster. Do you know how difficult it is to hold a mobile device in a doggystyle position, let alone text coherent sentences mid-orgasm? You're actually triggering me right now; I'm done.
>mistake kindness for romantic interest
I love him so much I want to die.
femanons, who is the biggest whore you personally know
>>27174778
Yeah please stop doing that. It really screws thing over for me because I look like a douche for rejecting a girl.
>>27174778
>tfw you have that kind of situation but you're a guy.girls writes you romantically but you mistaken it as kindness
>>27174816
My mother
>inb4 ophelia complex
She took full custody and brought home abusive guys all the time. I'm so happy I'm out of that.
pic related will be your fate fembots. You can't run from us
>>27174816
A girl whom I trusted once...
I was in love with this guy, let's call him Andrew. I saw Andrew hanging out in the school yard (this was years ago at high school) with a girl, Nina. A few weeks later I was at a school event and I befriended Nina in order to find out what her relation is to Andrew and maybe find more about him, since I was too much of an autistic young girl to talk to him personally. In the course of not even 2 hrs, I found out that Nina had slept with 30 guys (and she was only one year older than I was, she was a Senior) and her advice to the then-virgin me was "sleep with the guy before you get into a relationship with him, otherwise you won't know if you really like him". She also mentioned that Andrew was her only male friend that she will never sleep with and that she had totally friendzone.
1 year later I see on fb that they are in a relationship. Also he had lost his virginity to an actual prostitute before dating her, so I guess there was not much difference :^)
>>27174816
One of my childhood friends, her mom and my mom were neighbors and her mother was always leaving her here hoping my faggy intellectual and "good" nature would rub off on her, it did not work.
I was never much of a moralfag, so I'd just watch other kids self-destruct and have a chuckle about it, being kind of a unfeeling creep,
She started getting fucked at 12, and would brag about all the things in her room she's put up her vagina- most alarming being a full-sized "boppit".
When I was fourteen I walked downstairs to see my big brother fingerblasting her one New Years Eve
By 15 she had run away from home, at 18 she was addicted to heroine and homeless on the streets of San Fransisco, working as a prostitute.
I think she's on methadone, with some older man trying to take care of her.
Maybe she got molested by her dad, and that's what made her so messed up.
This dumb bitch stood me up and has been apologizing to me every day for 3 weeks.
I'm not responding to her for 6 months.
Fuck you, bitch
>>27174971
>boppit
that's fucking impressive
>>27174859
>fat neet bf gets job
>promoted in less than a month
>slimming down
Ha ha, tricks on you, I don't get to marry my fat neet best friend because he'll get too good for me and leave!
>>27174231
Drop that contact, then drop your panties
>>27175034
I'm pretty Chadly but I have nowhere to go but down, you can marry me if you want
>>27174778
This so much
I love being his friend but it hurts to be just that
>>27175011
Especially at 12, the boppit was fucking thicker than her arm.
Maybe she was just kidding, but I smelled it when she left to use the bathroom and it did smell like it had been in a vagina.
>>27174947
Lol nobody read that shit
Shit the fuck up, you stupid whore
>>27175073
ewwww you smelled another girls vagina juicesnow i have a boner
>>27175068
But a Chad won't play Unteralterbach with me, or understand when I cancel plans because I made a thread with 200+ replies that's ongoing.
If I record cassete tapes or make shirts for Chad during birthdays or Christmas, he'll tell others I'm a shitty cheapskate.
If I try to cheer Chad up with A. Wyatt Mann cartoons he'll get mad and call me a racist.
>>27174816
my only irl friend, she hasn't been single since middle school and has cheated on multiple of her boyfriends.
and now she uses tinder. she literally has sex with 2-3 different people each week.
i want to tell her how disgusting i think it is, but i don't want to risk the only friend i have. plus, when you think about it, being so sexual is kind of the norm.
she's a barista and got me free coffee the other day and she wanted me to try her drink, from her straw, but i didn't cause she's sucking so much dick, it really grosses me out thinking about it.
>>27175177
yea, don't share drinks or anything with her
definitely has herpes
>>27175139
I didn't believe her, I thought that something that large would send her to the hospital.
All routes that would lead to my knowing for sure would be gay: asking for a demonstration, licking it, trying to put it in my own vagina, and smelling it was the least gay option.
>>27175175
Yeah, I pretty much hate you already, you quirky sparkly special snowflake gamer gurl wannabe manic pixie bitch
>hiding in my room as usual
>younger brother comes home early from school with friends
>overhear him tell them he hates me, that I'm a pathetic loser
>unsure whether he thinks I'm still sleeping or doesn't care that I hear
>Tfw your family hates you and sees you as a parasite
>>27175247
did it smell like a whores vagina?
>>27175175
You're either memeing or have really strange tastes. Either way I'm intrigued.
>>27172877
So text him whore
>>27175175
Your levels of plebeianism make me sick
>>27175253
I'm just a run-of-the-mill variety of mentally ill and poor as shit.
Good luck on your non-retarded gf endeavors.
>>27175301
What kind of mentally ill?
>>27175268
It smelled like my own virginal vagina, I don't know if there's much of a difference.
>>27175313
Whatever creates edgy lazy fat neets, maybe autism?
>bf would make a great trap
>don't know how to tell him this
>>27175352
don't tell him and just do it.
>>27175352
Just start rubbing his butt more often.
> tfw fucked a girl then left a note about how I didn't want to see her any more and intentionally misspelled her name because she was absolutely awful in bed
>>27175352
take it slow
one day ask him to wear a long wig when you fuck
another day start playing with his butt while he wears a wig
and another day get your dildo and bend him over while he wears the wig
there, now you have the makings of a trap
>>27175394
The worst thing she can do is literally just lie there like an onahole, how is that bad?
>>27175352
Date a trans girl instead ;)
>>27175397
FUCK OFFF
HOLY SHIT
I HOPE HE FUCKING MURDERS YOU AND FUCKS YOUR ESOPHAGUS
STOP FUCKING LEADING HIM ON
YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HELPING
>>27175427
Masturbation doesn't involve having to deal with someone that gets my anxiety going like crazy
>>27175397
PSA from a khv:
Never ever ever ever do that to pity us. We want someone to want to be with us and love us, not pity touches.
>>27175397
Because teasing a thirsty animal by squirting a few water droplets into its mouth and then leaving it in the desert is so fun right XDDD
>>27175397
I hope you get murdered, and trust me, you will. I have been around awhile, your going to get killed.
>>27175397
You just wanted to be a slut and get felt up without having any consequences.
If it carried on, you would have probably given him a handjob and tried to sneak him in to watch you and your bf fuck.
>>27175487
>there's just no winning with you guys is there
Ya it's called find someone to do relationship things with that isn't going to drop us immediately because they are already in a relationship.
I would feel disgusted too, because too me I would consider what you did cheating (even if you think it wasn't) and I wouldn't want to be a part of that.
>>27175494
>I hope you get murdered, and trust me, you will.
holy fucking shit this cracked me up
>>27174231
LONDON
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original commentsu
What did the deleted post said?
>>27174196
>tfw you will never have a vidya-loving gf to fuck while you both play videogames.
>>27175352
Start mixing hormones in his food.
>>27172864
A guy I didn't think was a Chad does it to me.
We went almost a full month of no talking right now. He seems to pull this shit whenever we get closer though.
Before this all started, he dropped off the face of the earth for three months only to come back one night confessing he had feelings for me and that's why he had left.
Do some of you robos do this kind of thing pulling away because of insecurities and too many feels or is this guy doing something else and wasting my time? I don't know what to think because I'm a 27 year old with absolutely no experience with people let alone men.
>tfw popular normie loves you
>chooses you over Stacy's
>take his virginity
>peg him hard
>>27175757
>peg him hard
homo
>>27172740
Annnnnd I never wanna have sex
>>27175782
The biggest. But seriously, I still like boys....sometimes. No Chads, just fems, twinks and traps
>>27175757
>>tfw popular normie loves you
>>chooses you over Stacy's
>>take his virginity
>>peg him hard
Please peg me.
>>27175755
Yeah I do that. But after a successful confession that should change. Not that I'd know.
>>27175755
Based on his actions I'd say he'll disappoint you regardless of his intentions. He's not worth your time.
>>27175755
If he was able to stay gone for three months, he doesn't give a shit about you. He's messing with you for fun.
>>27175808
>homo
>likes boys
you're a bi
Okay retards here is the deal on why fembot feels are retarded
If you used neutral pronouns you wouldnt have to make it a fembot thread it would be a normal thread
>said they would text
>they havent texted
>probably fucking some one else right now
>sad
see that isnt hard and we all get along!
>>27173139
>tfw meeting online fried in the summer
>tfw gonna rape him because he's smaller than me
Dis gon b gewd
>>27175848
I know, I'm very bi. That's why I wanna use a strap on when we meet or sometime later. Then we will cuddle and watch the chinese cartoons.
>>27175941
Force him to strip in front of you, then throw him a pink miniskirt to wear.
And nothing else. Maybe some stockings if you are up for it.Live the dream for me, anon
>>27175821
Post your boy pussi bby. Are you a sissy? I love sissy boys.
>>27175983
>Are you a sissy?
No, but I could be, if you want.
>>27175982
Holy shit this is turning me on so much. He wants me to dominate him so much. He's small and pretty skinny, so he would make an amazing trap. He's 5'7 and I'm 6ft. I'm going to ask him to trap for me and wear some cute stockings for me. Maybe some makeup.
>>27176011
Pooost dick and ass slut
>>27174571
Kek anon, I needed the laugh
>>27174086
>tfw don't even bleed anymore
>>27176086
I'm not a slut, I'm a virgin. I just want those things you were talking about.
>>27174778
Just rape him, anon. Give him all your love juices.
>>27176118
On this board, virgins can be and are sluts.
Where do I find a femanon to skin me alive and wear me as a coat?
>>27176114
why not?
Menopause?
Op dont you get there's no fembots the whole fembot thing started of like a meme and than you and Facebook/tumblr came to r9k for no reason and start crying over some dude haven't text you
>got out on date he dose the text me.
Do you cunts think I got a date with a women huh.
>>27176135
Not in this case, like you've already seen.
>>27173923
Whore, off to reddit you go
>>27173923
>army
What cunt anon?
>>27174017
>>27174047
I feel this way more or less and I could be considered broken. You live near Orlando?
>>27173923
>the army is more important than me
>waaah why aren't I the centre of the universe???
Dumb self-centered cunt: the post
>begin to develop feelings for a guy who is actually a good person
>he seems to be at least a little into me too
>remember that I am depressed and suicidal and insecure and underweight as a result of highly restrictive eating
>realize that I will never be happy with anyone who is a genuinely good person because they don't deserve to put up with my shit every single day
>sometimes I have those typical daydreams that you have about crushes where they ask you out or kiss you or whatever but mine always end abruptly when I remember how nothing will ever happen
>sometimes I want to be in an abusive relationship because that would make more sense in my head
>be a chubby kid
>every other girl in school had boyfriends and I never did
>suddenly drop a ton of weight during a really stressful time of my life
>people like me better now
>I like my appearance better now
>start restricting to maintain this figure
>allow myself max 1000 kCal a day (maybe 1200 if I'm feeling super hungry)
>my BMI is hovering around 17.4
>you can see individual vertebrae in my spine
>I still feel fat when I look in the mirror
>but at the same time I feel ugly and bony and I don't want people to hug me
>drinking a shitton of black coffee every day to stave off hunger and keep me energized
>has legitimately turned into an addiction and withdrawal symptoms are too awful to even think about
>hey, there's another reason I can't have a relationship
>not really raised to be super girly, more in a gender-neutral way
>no idea how to be a woman
>not elegant, not graceful, don't know how to flirt with guys
>will never understand female rituals my friends tell me about (like fuck idk cuticle care or something)
>will always feel like an outsider among groups of girls
>will always feel like an outsider among groups of guys
I know these problems are nothing compared to what some of you have to deal with but I dunno they still contribute to making an average day shitty for me
>>27172677
*why does no Chad want me
>>27176357
Don't worry, there are plenty of other damaged goods like you.
>>27176357
>>27176357
>realize that I will never be happy with anyone who is a genuinely good person because they don't deserve to put up with my shit every single day
>realize
more like "convince myself"
Just because something is easier doesn't mean it's what you want.
Would you girls date a black guy? Not a Tyrone but a black celibate guy in a non fetishized way?
>>27176420
lol that doesn't really make me feel better, I don't want other people to feel like I do
>>27176429
I don't think it's a matter related to easiness
>>27176065
>There he is
>Just where you want him
>His eyes closed
>Buck naked aside from a miniskirt he is pitching like a tent and some long stripped stockings
>You are putting the finishing touches in his make up
>He is breathing fast
>Is it because of the anticipation?
>The humiliation of having this being done to him?
>Or the full body massage you gave him with skin beauty cream?
>His skin is not bad by any measure, but why take chances?
>As you observed before he is hard rock at the moment
>You aren't sure why, it is not like he would be using it any time soon
>You peek under his skirt to check your handiwork
>Crotch and anus are smooth and hairless
>You'll see later about having them bleached
>You get up and speak firmly to him
Now, open your eyes
>He does
>You turn the chair around so he is facing hi-HER own reflection
>She can't comprehend how the pretty girl on the mirror is the same guy that entered that very room a few hours before as a male
>You put your hands on her shoulders and whisper
Just you wait until i show you what i'll be training next
>You say as you spread some oily substance on your next target
>>27176357
Sounds pretty bad anon. Why do you think you'd give a bf shit though? I have severe depression, ADHD (ADD), and social phobia (all diagnosed) and the way I see it if I ever get close enough to someone I'd have to be extremely considerate all the time. Right now I don't think I can handle that but it's how I think I'd do it.
Can't relate to not fitting in among guys though. I'm a guy obviously but in my experience with those groups a girl is just another guy unless she acts like she isn't. Like she would make it clear she's not. When I was a kid I was in this group with a girl that was kinda awkward but she did stuff with us and things were fine. The only thing I don't think she thought she fit in was when the most adventurous type of the group decided that running through a neighborhood without pants was a thrilling idea.
She did it. Think she had a thing for the guy. I'm the only one that wussed out obviously.
I've had two female friends and they were pretty cool, smart and interesting characters. But it was plainly obvious they weren't at all relaxed around me 90% of the time. I tried to act like they weren't weird but it really ate away at me and I started not hanging out with them as much because they made me feel like I was weird.
I'm not sure how to socialize with normal girls though.
>>27176357
Where you at? Let's do lunch. Try to fatten you up a bit.
>>27176515
What'll make you feel better? Nothing I say or do will.
>>27176559
>Why do you think you'd give a bf shit though?
I watched my first and only bf be forced to deal with me and my issues. I tried to keep them as hidden from them as I could but eventually we fell in love so I couldn't hold myself back any more, I had to be real with him
>fitting in with guys
I'm a lot like that girl you mentioned. I get along slightly better with guys usually, but there's a sort of unspoken connection between guys that no girl can ever share
>>27176567
lol thanks for the offer anon but I don't want to get fatter
>>27176574
it would be pretty cool to get hit by a train right now
or if my headache stopped being so bad
How do girls feel about cunnilingus? I love eating pussy, to the point where if I had one before me, I'd rather stick my tongue in it than my dick.
>inb4 you never tasted id
I did and since then I'm even more obsessed.
I'm asking because as a guy it's completely irrelevant which body part is rubbing me as long as it belongs to a girl, but women apparently have those complex sets of needs that have to be met for them to orgasm.
>>27176559
Oh and to be clear. Without pants mean no underpants. Just no pants wouldn't really shock anyone.
>>27176618
I've lived by train tracks all my life but I've never really considered suicide by train. I think I'd like my death to be exciting. You can only die once, after all.
>>27174017
>bitter hopeless romantic
Aren't most robots?
I certainly am.
>>27176618
>had to be real
I can relate to that. Having had social anxiety (phobia is generally when you avoid people entirely because of it) and trying to deal with it for a fair few years I eventually felt that pressure of not acting entirely honest because I always fought my feelings with them. When highschool stopped I stopped all contact pretty much. Pretended I was figuring myself out and stuff but I was just distancing myself.
>unspoken connection
Probably just you being superstitious. Like minded people can have that and perhaps you're just not enough like them. Any examples though? I've had moments where both of us decide to stop talking at the same time because we know exactly what the other person was thinking. It gets weird pretty quick because it's so intimate. Other than that I'm not sure I can see that at all really.
>tfw scared to meet online BF because eczema - scarred and scaly.
>broke up with him last year because crippling insecurity
>a month later, I seduce him and we get back together
>he thinks I just wanted the sexual stuff, but I really missed him and our close bond
>treat him like shit when insecurity peaks because I want him to think I'm a bad person and forget about me
>I think he can do better
>in too deep to leave again
I'm saving to see him this summer. Hopefully we can bond platonically if he doesnt like what he sees. I'm a 20 yo Virgin and was hoping to give it to him if he accepted. But, I'd be perfectly content with his friendly attention since I've never clicked so well with a male before.
>>27176559
>i'm a guy btw :o))
>>27176776
He probably won't mind. Stop torturing him.
>>27176693
I think death is incredibly valuable. There's no better way to make a statement or make yourself heard, in my opinion. everyone gets one death, and so many people waste it
>>27176757
I maintain friendships with people but it's not actually me, if that makes sense? I've had friends pour their hearts out to me and they don't even know that I'm depressed
By unspoken connection I mean it's just something you share in common, nothing telepathic or supernatural lol
>>27176786tfw no dick or gtfo comments because you're so expendable
Ah well.
>>27175397
>>friends with robot
>>typical nice guy, help each other with our problems cause that's what friends do
>>always complaints about being a khv and never having touched a girl
>>see you guys complain about it on here a lot so I feel bad for him
>>make sure he knows it's platonic because I already have a bf but I meet up with him and let him cuddle me a bit and hold his hand and even let him touch my chest once since he really likes boobs
>>think I did a nice thing for a lonely robot
>>he gets super clingy and thinks it means we're dating and tells my bf and desperately tries everything he can to break us up
>>have to stop being friends with him
>I just wanted to help a lonely robot ;w;
>>27175696
Thar ya go
>>27176894
I have no words to express my rage
>>27176842
>males sense?
Yeah that's what I was trying to express
>share something in common
Ah yes we do share things women don't. We both have benis. Makes perfect sense.
No I really don't see what you're getting at still. For you to think this was you'd have to experience something that's different. It's not just an assumption that they connect better right?
>>27173923
Don't worry, Jody will comfort you
>>27176468
They don't want us.
Just give up and either find some nice waifus and onaholes or settle for Tyrone's leftovers and raise his niglets
>>27177012
>not stepping up and being a real man
The best part is when he grows up, your wife's son can be her bull too. Two for the price of one!
>>27177042
>tfw you'll never be a real man
Just uncuck my shit up
I'm not worthy of raising Tyrone's spawn
>>27176776
>seduce him
How does a snake girl seduce someone?
Why do girls never want to put effort into keeping things going?
I went on a few dates with girls and it was clear they liked me, but they never made any fucking effort to text or arrange anything, I had to do absolutely everything for them like they were fucking kids.
It makes men think you're not interested when you won't initiate anything at any point you dumb dumb.
>>27177073
Play with his flute. A snake charmer is powerless without control over his flute.
Clearly what happened.
FEMANONS!
I NEED YOUR HELP!
I have been dating a girl for almost 2 and a half years and im thinking of breaking up with her for.
Whats the softest way to do this.
Where's my fembot gf so I don't have to kill myself? I don't even care if you're cute anymore.
>>27177127
Why should they? Either you'll keep it going or some other guy will. They can just sit back and let the most entertaining, and persistent, prospect do all the work.
>>27176846
you got that right, now go tuck your dick between your asscheeks
>>27177073
step 1: be female
--THE END--
>tfw into an older girl
>she doesn't want to commit for some reason
>spends her time poking fun at me when she gets the time
>most of the time can't talk to me because of her job
>I'd break up but she's literally one of the only few people I interact with,ever.
>also because the little attention she gives me feels worthwhile
Life is suffering
I'm so fucking cucked
>>27177136
>Whats the softest way to do this.
probably a pillow over the face
>>27176169
I stopped somewhere at 18 or so lol maybe and good
>>27177723
imagine her having sweaty sex with dozens of muscular douchey men.
Let the resulting warm feeling spread and comfort you.
>>27177760
you might be a few years pregnant by now.
>>27173036
But you bought it
>>27176526
This is how I'm hoping it will go. He's obviously not into Stay's and into freaky sexual stuff with amazon's. I think I'll really enjoy this encounter. I know it will be something he-she never forgets....
>>27177760
That happens when you're either morbidly obese, or when your extremely skinny
>>27177794
I wonder. I hardly ever get any pain and then no blood. I'm so happy??
>>27177770
Would you believe she's a virgin?
>>27177890
too skinny for my own good. I need to gain more weight.
>>27177926
Maybe she's pregnant with the second Jesus.
>>27174086
How the hell do you shit for poop to be stuck to your vagina?
>>27177689
>be female
bonus points for being a pretty female
>>27177991
By being a retard and wiping forwards
>feelio when you're not a subhuman creature of filth with no worth or ability to improve
>or what the kids nowadays call a "woman"
>>27177937
GOMAD and SS,
We'll make a Stacy out of you
>>27177991
wiping your ass like a retard, back to front
![enhanced-buzz-6242-1401737475-12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VDVwB3G.jpg "enhanced-buzz-6242-1401737475-12[1]")
>>27177991
I'm sorry you had to find out this way anon
>>27178056
Thanks for that bruv.
>>27178056
Wait what am I looking at
>>27178083
A girl shitting diarrhoea into her mouth
>>27178056
I'm not sure if I should kek or feel disgusted
>tfw long distance boyfriend doesn't want to come see me even after I offer to pay for everything.
I don't understand why or what I'm doing wrong.
>>27174017
>women knowing about romance
come back when you are willing to take a bullet for your loved one.
>>27178520
Maybe I can come see you instead.
>bf has mentor/senpai/whatever from highschool staying in his basement
>sleeps on a futon a few feet from bedroom door
>wants to hang out with bf from when he gets home to when he goes to bed
>is there all day
>invite guests without consulting bf (they are mutual friends, but it's still a bit much)
>stays up all night watching X-files
>no sex
>it's always senpai time
>>27177136
just tell her, there is no "nice" way to do it, but having her stick around because you're too much of a pussy is the worst option ever though.
>>27178520
I do this aswell, I am male.
I do it bc I am lazy, and bc I think that girl is actually a serial killer.
She tells me to go, impregnate her, and that she wants to live with me. I dont want to do that big step yet. She told me she could go and live here with me, but I dont feel like explaining my friends why I have to live with her now.
She calls me daddy, but we our relation is not formal.
>>27174017
>tfw I am a hard player in bed
>too afraid to show my abusive love to a qt gf
>tfw chad from tinder doesn't want to see you again because you're a whore
>>27178661
I'm not that aggressive, but I guess I do give off the crazy vibe. I just want him to come over so we could snuggle, play some vista, and no longer be kiss less virgins.
>>27174426
I want to believe this so hard. I would make you so happy, I would dedicate my whole life to spoil my loli gf. Thats my honest desire. But I am pretty sure we live pretty far away.
>>27178721
You are fine anon, actually I am the kind of bf that loves spoiling his gf. But in my case, maybe shes a man that wants to kill me or something like that.
I am not a virgin tho. how old are you?
>exbf thinks that bragging about his new gf will make me jealous
>instead I'm relieved he's finally gotten a life and might leave me tf alone
>>27178532
>implying any loser here would
look
where
you
are
senpai
>bf wants me to be 'more dominant'
>I'm the most submissive person on the planet
>try and be more dominant but it feels so forced
I want to die
>>27178793
We're both 18.
>>27178876
I want you to die too, tbqh.
>>27178876
it takes patience anon, you can do it. I believe you can. Make your best to please your man.
>>27178887
how sure are you about that? jk I dont want to ruin your fun. What do you think is ruining the ''settle meeting'''?
>>27178876
>>27178912
how about you both die
>>27178661
>She calls me daddy
Fucking hell, any female that does this shit has serious daddy issues. These bitches are crazy as can be. I do hope you find a way out of your situation though.
>>27178960
Ooh, me too, I want in! How about we all die?
>>27178876
>bf wants to be more dominant
>we try it out
>its okay but i miss being dominant instead
i-i hope it isn't his real preference
>>27178998
I know. I love it when they call me daddy, but every girl that does it is way too broken to have a normal relationship.
Once broken, always broken.
>>27176357
>allow myself max 1000 kCal a day (maybe 1200 if I'm feeling super hungry)
That's really not all that little. I'm a 170 pound male and I've been on the same caloric intake for 4 months now with plenty of exercise added.
>>27179081
>jokingly started calling bf daddy
>I now think of him as daddy
>accidentally call him that in front of our friends
You reap what you sow ;_;
>tfw no gf that calls me daddy
Why the fuck am I maintaining a hairy bearmode body and thick grisly beard, I might as well shave and go ottermode.
>>27179081
It can be pretty hot but not worth the mental damage.
Brother/sister roleplay seemed fine, though. Neither one of you can let your parents find out.
>>27179072
You encouraged it thoughgradually, over time by conceding the right of way whenever you didn't feel confident enough
jus b confidnt
>>27172981
>uglier in real life
>It's not all about looks
>I'm just happy to meet a friend
>friend
Does anyone else have the feeling, that karma isn't just a normie meme? It feels like every time I try to be mean, or selfish some other shit winds up happening just to spite me.
I hate it, I don't like being nice and helpful, or social. I'm not even trying to be an edgy faggot or anything, I just want to live in peace without having to help people, but no, then some sort of wacky spiteful universe shit happens
>tfw the only guys that hit on me are black guys
Maybe if I say my dad is a cop they'll leave me alone.
>>27181615
Or tell them you have a boyfriend. Also, I could be your boyfriend if you want.I'm black though.
>>27181615
Are you black or latina?
>>27173923
"WHY IS THE ARMYYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME!?!"
Because fighting for your country is more important than what your dumb Stacy friend did, cunt.
>tfw want to be dominant, but too insecure about lack of experience to go after boys my own age
>lust after teenagers, and pre teens instead
This is normal, right? Or at least common?
I am scum.
>>27182731
>tfw want to be dominant, but too insecure about lack of experience to go after boys my own age
How old are you? Also, any stories of success with the younger objects of your affection.
what is the biggest benis a femanon has ever put their mouth on
>>27174017
>>27174047
Same desu but I'm a guy and too anxious.
I don't even ask people to be my gf because I'm behind with times and would suck at things.
>>27179714
My gf calls me daddy all the time as a joke, she's never said it while we've had sex but I'm scared that she'll start saying it seriously
She calls me master when we dirty talk and that's hot, but I'm not into the daddy stuff
>>27183104
18
And no, in my senior year of hs I hung around with freshmen and sophomores, but never actually did anything.
>>27182731
... fucking this.
>started because it felt fun giving some 16 year old the night of his life
>watching the look on his face when he realised it was actually happening was cute
>realised I just wanted to take control during sex and younger guys were easier to do that to
legal age of consent here is 16 so I guess I've got that going for me
I'm a good looking, 6'1 guy.
I've been called Chad quite a few times. But the thing is, I never go out.
I'm quite bored and recently broke up with my gf.
Femanons, add me on skype, you will not regret it if you're fun: WilliamOfTheNorth (my name isn't William)
>>27183539
Ever though of dominating a manly 20 year old?
Where do you live?
>>27183500
>>27183539
>never had a dominant gf at 16
>I will NEVER experience that feel
You've opened my eyes to how horrible my life really is.
>>27172677
If you can hold a meaning full relationship you don't fucking belong here.
> inb4 itz cuz I iz gurl
No it's not its the fact that I am so sick of your spamming bullshit on this board
>>27183733
>dominating a manly 20 year old?
>manly 20 year old
Never considered guys in their 20's to be 'manly'. Not in a bad way. But I think its worse when a guy who's 21 grows out his beard, lifts to become super muscly and gets tats. Just looks like a teenager trying to impress everyone.
I do like the thought of domming an older guy, maybe mid 30's who's quite manly. Role reversal would be really hot. I get off on power. But usually I prefer thinner/boyish guys.
>>27183774
I don't have a beard or anything stupid to "prove my masculinity".
Anyone wanna take bets how long from now my bf dumps me?
>>27174778
>tfw no girl will ever, EVER feel that way for you
>>27183909
Never.
I'd bet my cock on it.
>>27174196
I'd do this with my bf, actually so hot.
tfw no qt asian gamer boyfriend
>>27183988
I doubt it. More like soon.
>>27184066
I literally am betting my cock on it not happening.
>>27183909
>She still thinks he isn't cheating on her as we speak
wew lad
>>27184009
As long as you aren't gay, I wouldn't mind you riding my dick while I tried to focus on vidya.Not asian, though.
>>27184079
Are you going to ship me your cock when it inevitably does?
>>27184091
Probably not ever... although I'm dumb and probably delusional and it might happen eventually. I don't know. I WANNA BELIEB
Anyway, stop bullying me and place bets, lads.
>>27184135
probably next week if you're this insufferably attention seeking
>>27184135
100 dollars on the next 12 hours
>>27184234
>next week
Good guess.
We'll see about that!
>>27184104
Not gay, and damn, I'd make sure you'd lose focus.It's okay, as long as you're a qt
>>27184312
I'd be pretty mad if you got me killed.Might be qt. Where you live?
>>27184111
You won't have to get it in the post, it's only atrainrideaway.
I quite like it, so you'd imagine I'm very confident I won't lose the bet.
Ask a guy whose cousin is a fembot
>>27184066
How come? Did you fuck up?
Girls, how small is too small for a penis size ? Like, the size that makes you go "uh shit, no" and then being cold and distant to the guy
>>27184546
I wonder, do you ask out of seeking an opportunity to be angry at women, or because SPH is your fetish?
>>27184473
Nah I'm just boring and ugly
>>27172921
I can do 50%
>>27184705
Are you overweight?
I'm talking borderline obese, not just a little chubby
>>27184680
Uh, neither
>mutedbcsnotoriginal
>>27184546
Please answer, girls. I promise i won't argue.
>>27184776
I'm 111 lbs and 5'2.5".
I wanna lose 21 pounds but food is pretty much all I have going on right now, desu.
>live with boyfriend and a friend
>talk friend into pranking my boyfriend into thinking I'm taking a shower with him
>wait for boyfriend to get home from work
>when he gets into the house immediately head for the washroom and turn on the shower
>friend and I are standing by the shower and talking as if we're showering together
>within 2 minutes boyfriend starts pounding on the door and asking who the fuck I'm showering with
>tell boyfriend that I'm showering with our roommate
>he asks me why and I tell him we both need to be somewhere soon so we decided to shower together to save time
>boyfriend is attempting to open the washroom, but it's locked
>tell boyfriend to relax since my friend isn't a threat due to his short stature (friend is 5'3", I'm 5'10, boyfriend is 6'1") and it's not like he has a boner. Also tell boyfriend that friend has been behaving the whole time and hasn't once touched me or stared too much at my boobs
>washroom door seems like it's about to break open so I turn off the shower and answer the door before boyfriend breaks it
>boyfriend sees that we're still clothed and not really showering
>tell boyfriend that it was just a prank
>boyfriend doesn't find it amusing and tells me I went too far
>he looks to my friend and tells him that he's lucky that they aren't same size otherwise he would have punched him
>>27184911
I was just wondering if you were some fat bitch that I hate
I feel like 90 pounds is a little low, but meh, do whatever you want
>>27184937
This is literally abusive as heck if it isn't bait. I hope your bf dumps your ass
>>27184937
Top quality drama, retard.
>>27184937
>talking a beta into almost getting his ass kicked and insulting his height at the same time
noice
>>27184546
Ok let me rephrase : girls, what size do you think is too small for you ? (Penis size)
>tfw your dad gave you spankings and made you take baths with him until you were 16 and you're only starting to realize he was a pervert.
Daddy you dirty old creep.
>>27184409
You better punish me thenUK fag
>>27185177
Idk, 3+ inches is ok. If it's longer than my finger it's all good.
>>27185076
what is your first name or inital?
>>27185384
Would have to be a quick, hard punishment. Loading screens only last so long, then you need to be quiet again.UK, too. Good. Narrow it down.
>>27184705
Do you think you're boring or does he think you're boring?
Why do women always post those girly cringy fucking pepes like retards, why cant they just use normal pepes like the rest of us? Disgusting.
>>27185384
UK here too. I'm quite good at a certain vidya.
Also cute and good at sex
>>27185407
My name starts with P but I'm not saying more, I probably don't know you
>>27186291
Where from? Are you from the US?
>>27186346
I live in Canada
Why do you ask?
>tfw robot ex gf hasn't said anything to me in two or three weeks
>didn't even apologize
Heinous
>>27184457
Why don't you fuck your cousin?
>>27186480
Was that after the breakup or she just stopped talking to you so you call her your ex?
>>27186383
Ah. Nevermind. Knew a girl starting from P from Ohio
>>27175755
nah I don't do that but I do a similar thing where I will almost never message somebody first because I subconsciously assume people don't like me and talking to them is just annoying them/making them uncomfortable. has left me completely alone p. much
>>27186583
I'm a guy, I don't know how you thought I was a girl
>>27186480
that you, J?
>>27186677
are you french canadian?
>>27187129
nope, anyway I'm off to bed, seeya
>tfw one of the 20% of women that can cum from penetration
>only really care about penetrative orgasms
>don't get to see my bf enough, always unsatisfied on the weekdays
bonus>whenever i see him we fuck like 6 times in one day and then i'm sore for the rest of the weekend, gosh dangit
so why dont you txt him first?desu
>>27187439
I have to stop reading threads like this. Seeing girls make posts like this makes me horny, sexually frustrated, and sad.
I haven't had any interaction with a girl who wasn't related to me for so long.
>>27187643
You're interacting with girls every time you post here, famalam.
>>27187439
>>tfw one of the 20% of women that can cum from penetration
fuck you ;n;
>>27172677
>has date
roastie
>>27187717
Once you go penetrative orgasms, it's too hard to back to regular shit-tier clitoral stimulation ;_;
>>27178364
>>27178083
>>27178079
holy fuck newfriends, tubgirl is older than goat.se
fucking get this new shit out of here
fuck
i'm enjoying living vicariously through this thread. thank you for the posts
>>27176776
Please let him know before you meet. Haven't you sent pictures? How did you conceal it?
>>27173023
What a lucky guy.
>>27183700
You're trying too hard to sell yourself. Vapid fuck.
hey there girls
wanna make out with me?
>>27173986
You are literally autistic.
Normal people use the term multitasking because a normal person wouldn't say "rapidly switching focus between multiple tasks at once."
Yes I mad
>>27189417
The problem is that you're being inefficient. I was more critiquing his game preference rather than his choice.
>>27189565
How is doing one thing in ten minutes less efficient than doing two things in fifteen minutes?
It seems to me you're just appropriating the term multitasking as an insult to use at people with more brain power than you.
>tfw no animu bf
>>27190988
pic related its me
be my bf
>Best friends with guy for a year
>He's socially demented like me
>TFW he's had sex with multiple partners (damaged 'emo' girls) and has been unfaithful in the past
>TFW he says he likes you but wouldn't want anything serious because he'd hurt you
>TFW slowly falling in love with him
Should I abandon ship?
>>27191551
you're retarded
I wish I could just post that because that's all you need to hear
>>27172677
Your memes are shit.
>>27173023
it's these kinds of simple things
I want to have before I die
>>27183973
i feel feel feel feel feel that feel
>>27174816
Both of my best friends desu. In high school one fucked over 8 guys multiple times of which only 3 were actual guys she was dating at the time and the other fucked over 12 and got pregnant at 16. I guess this was the norm in high school where I lived.
>>27172677
Why dont you text him first? Communication is a 2 way thing
>tfw you have feelings for your FtM trans best friend but he doesn't like girls
>>27175823
>>27175834
>>27175836
Thank you, anons. I'll have to think on things more.
>>27186664
I know that feel, man. I've spent a decade being a hermitlord over these things. I want to get better at it, but the other part of the issue is that I hardly ever have anything interesting to talk about unless I've been playing a new game.
>>27174196
anyone have their pornhub channel or source
>>27191852
>having feelings for a guy who wants cock in his ass
>>27187684
Shitposting on japanese imageboards should be encuraged for lonely people. Why is our society so backwards, the state needs to embrace 4chin treatment and doctors should recommend it
>>27178661
Is her name Baby?
>>27177073
Tbh, I didnt think it would work but it did. also
>he doesn't know of my snake skin
>>27188385
lighting and angles and cropping, familia. I give really subtle hints here and there but he's a bit dense. I don't really know how to say it without being abrupt, but maybe that's the only option (?)
>tell Chad i want a gangbang
>he leaves me instantly
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27184937
>he looks to my friend and tells him that he's lucky that they aren't same size otherwise he would have punched him
tiptoplel, he sounds based
>boyfriend gets laid off from his job of 6 years
>have to find a job now, but I'm in my 20's with little work experience
no fast food place wants to hire a mid 20's nobody
>>27172677
why does everyone keep posting this stupid green lizard? Is it from a cartoon?
>>27172677
why don't you text him
if you actually like him, why not show it instead of expecting him to do all the work?
i usually stop talking to women if they don't start conversations with me after a little while, i take it as a sign i'm not enjoyable enough to be around that anyone would seek me out.
>>27196176
Don't take it personally, anon. It's not that they don't want to talk to you, it's that she's already in a conversation with 5 other people.
>>27196334
>it's that she's already in a conversation with 5 other people.
i'm well aware of that.
and i take it very personally, because even though no conscious choice to reject me is being made, it's still an indicator that i'm not interesting enough to warrant attention.
>>27192895
>Female to Male
A girl that wants to pretend she's a boy cause she's so kwirky.
>>27172677
If he's hjaving sex with stacies then he is a chad. There for it's not that no 'boy" want you it's that no chad wants you
>>27189911
Because it's also well established that this kind of split focus is comparable to a drop in IQ and/or its time wasted because the focus doesn't kick in immediately depending on the study (some didn't check the time until you can react). If you pay attention you can probably feel it aswell. If you try and have a realistic scenario that is.
>>27198188
You just don't give up, do you?
Example:
Task A takes X minutes.
Focusing decreases time by 10%
Multitasking increases time by 50%
FA=.9X
2FA=1.8X
2A=1.5X
The gains of multitasking make up for the decreased function. That's the entire fucking purpose of it!
>>27174086
>literally be as uninteresting and as whiney as possible
>"waaah guys are so shallow"
