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If you guys are so desperate for sex then why don't you
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If you guys are so desperate for sex then why don't you just fuck a boy?
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I don't have any in-real-life male friends, let alone cute ones.
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I'm not gay. Bloxxx
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>>24347418
I can't get an erection from a man. All my fetishes involve breasts anyway.(Titfucks/Lactation/Nipple torture)
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>>24347429

Same. I've been considering it, but cute guys are rare.
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>>24347418
Attractive males are so fucking rare that they're even more valuable than women. So they're basically impossible to get.
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>>24347442
I dont share yur fetishes, but i cant get it up to dudes either. 2D boys are different though, for whatever reason
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1. that's gay
2. faggots don't like robots
3. they're 9/10 times more likely to be even more fucked in the head.
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>>24347435
beggars can't be choosers my man
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i did but i didnt like it, sticking to women
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Honestly what I want is to become a findom to a boy, above anything, but i'm not a hot slutty woman so that'll never happen.
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>tfw no r9k neets to attempt to impregnate my boipucci

;_;
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Because irl men don't look like women with dicks
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>>24347976
You live too far, i'd try to impregnate you at least twice a day if you lived closer
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>>24347418
I've been trying to. It seems they don't want me either.
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>tfw cute trap boys are just as bad as women

Theyre either slutty as fuck to the point where they dont care about anything else than your cock for those few minutes that you talk to them, or got their own little trap social circle and dont give a shit about you cause theyre so popular. All I want is a cute trap to talk to and then occasionally help me cum.
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>>24347418
Source?

lrlkfdal3o
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already gay, but still a hopeless virgin.
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>>24347418
>then why don't you just fuck a boy?
OH is it that simple? Is it really?

Do YOU want to volunteer? Because if its that easy, I swear to god I'll come over to your house right now and make you look like you're from a Mizuryuu Kei doujin.
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I'd fuck a boy if they'd let me.
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>>24349348
Iktf anon
I'll end up as the rare gay wizard
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>>24349312
/thread
It's the same problems as dealing with woman.
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>>24347976
Where you at bb? I'll fuck it raw
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Im too scared to actually go through with it I like the thought of owning my own boi but in reality it doesnt seem that great
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>>24349339
[Hinemosu Notari] Mesu-Nized Festival [English] [SaHa]
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>>24347976
you have two (2) boards on this site dedicated to you being a degenerate faggot and having degenerate meetups with other degenerate faggots

this is not one of them
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>>24349520
actually this board is for anything as long as it isn't an exact repost.
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>>24347418
Just because they're guys they don't like me more.
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>>24349312
Trap here. I have no social circle to speak of, was completely faithful to and willing to do basically anything for the only 2 bfs I ever had, but it was never enough. I got yelled at, sexually abused and told to kill myself. And now I find it hard to believe that the kind of person who wants a trap would actually treat them right if they got one, so I'm skeptical of and scared to like anyone who ends up liking me. So don't blame traps as a whole. If you have to blame someone, blame the people who treat them like shit.
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>>24349726
There are a lot of fetishists out there, anon. I'm talking to a trap right now and i'm so scared i'll be seen as a fetishist to them. I've not even brought up sex, and i dont know how without coming off as weird
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I am trying to find a completely masochistic, clingy and loyal steam pet who obeys my every command but it seems as if none of you are ever worth my time or attention. Why must you all be so disgusting?
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>>24349756
Because no one wants to obey you, go away
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>>24347418
I already did anon.
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>>24349756
That was embarrassing to read.
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>>24347418
My dating life would really be great, if I was gay. I've been propositioned by gay guys a few times. I'm just totally straight though, so I continue to be desperate for a gf.
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>>24347418
men are unattractive. and I've never met a single passable trap IRL.

I have seen a very obvious tranny though. that was terrifying.
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>>24349751
Just don't bring up sex right off the bat... If you actually care for anything about them other than fucking them, it shouldn't be too hard to show them that before you say "ey u want sum fuk???" Just be decent.
>>24349756
>I want <thing that only a slut or desperately lonely person would do>
>waaah they're all so gross
kek
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>>24349726

I'll treat you good baby, gimme sum.
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>>24349816
Seems perfectIy legit.
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>>24349815
Oh, we've been seeing each other for awhile now, and we've really clicked i think. But my usual approach is pretty blunt, and thats not gonna fly here (much like every other time i've tried it). Maybe i'll just get a bit more touchy than usual? I dunno, i'm so bad at this
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>meet people from cuteboys
>they are all socially inept autists
Not worth.
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>>24349756
>he can't even bully correctly

you don't deserve a steam pet desu senpai
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>>24349828

Come on, man, drop that email and let's settle down and have a couple of feels.
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>>24349851
>bully
Don't meme at me, bro.
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>>24349842
>Maybe i'll just get a bit more touchy than usual?
No, please don't do that. That's the quickest way to do something they aren't comfortable with and fuck it up for good. That's all I can say.

Sorry, I'm not fantastic at this sort of thing either. I wasn't really interested in sex to begin with because things I've been through have ruined it for me, so I have no experience with trying to bring it up.
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>>24349908
Oh, ok then. I'm just gonna mull it over and hopefully find the right thing. Maybe a "random" naked encounter? Or possibly heavy hints that my libido has been over-active? I've got plenty of ideas here, all equally creepy
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>>24349908
>tfw you'll never have an asexual trap gf

I don't even like sex, I just think they're cute.
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>>24349908
>>24349930
Thats not true, touching her is a sure way to bring over that you're interested without coming off as creepy.

Some slight brush here and there and if you feel she likes it you go for more but take it slow.

She likes you else she wouldn't meet with you, don't worry too much about it anon.
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>>24349979
K, she's pretty easygoing, i just thought maybe a well timed touch and a kiss was the best way to go. But i mean, i wanna do it right, i dont wanna lose her.
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>>24349930
Okay, yeah, those all make the other idea look like smooth moves by comparison
>>24349979
I guess that's true... I'm probably just paranoid because I've been creeped on so much. The guy who tried that "approach" came to my house unannounced, and after I already told him I didn't want to see him again. Anyways, go for it guy, just take it slow.
>>24349936
I don't blame guys for having a sex drive, but if only there were more people like you...
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>make contact with trap
>they stop replying

Every time. Different gender, same bullshit.
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>>24350037
I think this is the obligatory moment when I ask for contact info.
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>>24350066
lol I really seriously would but I have someone I'm interested in already, and I really think she might like me back. I hope you find someone though.
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>>24350044
Its a sad feel anon. My qt came to me, maybe you just gotta wait it out and not chase. That seems to be when they see you as bf material
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>>24350025
Don't go for the kiss right away, take it slow.
Placing your palm on her back or upper arm when outside for example, motioning her to follow you shit like that.
When you're alone brush your fingers against her legs or lower arm for a second. If she doesn't pull back you can get bolder.

I'm in no way an expert but I think you're gonna do it well anon. Just take it slow and follow your instincts.
Hope it turns out good and you'll be happy.
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>>24350135
Alright. Got it. Guide with palms, brush with fingers, be patient with kiss. Been staying up all night thinking about this stuff, i hope i dont fall asleep trying to be suave.
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>>24350116

How did you find your trapfu?
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>>24347418
Because AIDS, herpes, etc. Can't even let one just suck you off without getting some kind of nasty homo STD.
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>>24349726
I readed this with a feminine mind voice, ahah, no homealone, emilio.
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>>24350167
Don't set it as your target to kiss her. Just do it if it feels right and you're comfortable. Don't rush yourself!
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>>24350171
In a steak and shake lol. She was sitting at the table next to me looking all lonely and stuff, so i decided to try talking to her. Asked what was good on the menu, pretending i'd never been there, stuff like that. I spilled spaghetti everywhere, but i guess she thought it was cute enough to see me again
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why would anyone, let alone a trap, want to have sex with the depraved losers on r9k
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>>24347418

I have no contact with qt fuckable boys. Otherwise I probably would have even though I'm not a faggot like you.
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>>24350191
Well, we've kissed before, i just havent took it beyond that. I dunno where to go from there. Maybe i should use more tongue?
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>>24349756
Coming from one of those who would actually like: you must be pretty stupid starting like this.

Here is a quick tutorial for you, faggot, coming from someone that could likely be a "victim" of you, if you were smarter, that is:

>search needy boy with daddy issues and befriend him.
>never bring up your plan
>condition him into thinking you are a good substitute for his parental figure while absolutely not giving away what you really want
>someday he'll whine about something, take care of his feelings
>he'll grow closer to you, make sure to feed him attention, otherwise he will starve to death
>continue conditioning and repeat last steps

Then it usually branches in two paths:

>talk about what and how you want a boy like this
>watch as he gets afraid but still interested
>invite him to be
>he'll probably think about it but ultimately say yes

Or

>he will get needy one day and you'll be the closest to him
>he will get even closer to you
>feed him more parental attention
>put the leash

This is very summed up, if you really want to learn something about having a slave, read the fifty shades. Horrible fetishist book but still a good example of how you get a slave, it works.

Fucking creeper, learn better methods.
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>>24350221
>let alone a trap
It's sad, but desu traps are often pretty desperate because most people don't want anything to do with them.

>>24350218
That's really cute. Did you know they were a trap when you approached them, or were you just pleasantly surprised?
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>>24350237
Oh!
You could make out with her slowly touching up her leg hugging her tight. If she likes it that might turn into groping and that might turn into something more.

You already kissed her yo're fine, good job anon.
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>>24350262
lol that filter. I've got to stop abbreviating things
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>>24350262
I had no idea. She told me on the second date (first i guess if the steak and shake doesnt count). i didnt care, i thought i was lucky to have her. Didnt know a damn thing about traps though at the time.
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>>24350221

The logic is since they are no doubt fucked up enough to crossdress and slut around on chans, it should level the playing field, but it don't work like that, traps are basically twinks and twinks have high value on the fag market, much more than loser neets.
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>>24350271
Hnng i wanna try this. I dont know where to put my hands when i kiss, I honestly used to hoverhand that shit. But this is pretty sexy anon, thanks!
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I can't find any to suck or fuck me desu.
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>>24347418
>24347418

>tfw sage

lakanopopomomomommonospammoooooohoootatammmma
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Honestly 3D guys are not like 2D at all and that includes traps. It'd be harder to find a cute feminine guy that's. Not a tranny but could pass than an attractive girl snd females are what I'm. Primarily attracted to
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>If you guys are so desperate for sex
Well, I guess it's a good thing I'm not
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>>24347418
>>24350360
I enjoy sex but I mostly want intimacy, feeling the warmth of someone else cuddle against me, kissing someone I care for.

Problem is that's not what most cuteboys want.
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>>24350387
yesyesyesyesyesyes this
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>>24347418
Most of them aren't cute enough in real life.
I've had two fairly cute boys show clear interest in me, but I wasn't desperate enough back then so I didn't take the chance.
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>all these robots only willing to accept top of the line cuteboys
top kek
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>>24350502

Look I'm gay but I'm not that gay, femboy or nothing!
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>>24350387
It's sad that this is now considered wierd.
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>>24347418
>does 3d look like 2d
>no

believe me if 3d traps looked or acted like 2d ones, I'd be balls deep in them. Unfortunately, 2d traps almost never pass, require considerate maintenance on a daily basis to continue passing even with incredible amounts of genetic luck, and are nearly always batshit insane.

>no feisty locon trap for myself

JUST
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>>24349756
>tfw my pet looks and acts cuter than anyone you'll ever even talk to you fucking loser ahahahaahah
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>>24351126
3d traps almost never pass I mean

plus, 3d gets old, 2d is forever
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>>24351139
But anon girls don't look 2D either.
And traps can look like 3D girls pretty easily below the neck.
And isn't them getting old worth the companionship and delicious home-cooked meals?
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>>24351301
male skeletal structure is not something easily changed with whoremoans
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Not even traps are into black betas.

Why even live.
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>>24347698
My secret fetish is to be reverse-raped, if my bully manage to make me climax, I would become her slave or something.

Although I don't look like this kind of pervert...
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>>24351313
But anon any male can get himself an hourglass figure with diet and exercise.
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>>24351117
I wouldn't say it is considered weird it's only not something that many cuteboys are looking for.

In my experience most of them are simply in for the sex and all I've met were fucking weird with literally no self-confidence.
Outside of sex I'm not looking for a subby slave with no will on her/his own but an equal I can actually talk to.
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>>24349756
>steam pet
I am not going to gift you video games, you parasite.
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>>24349756
>tfw no true pet relationship without all this autism
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>>24347418
Look at this thread to find out
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>>24347418
That would feel like giving up. All boys are just easy sluts, I should be strong enough to get a woman desu.

Also AIDS.
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>>24347559
>wanting sex with a girl
>beggars can't be choosers xxDDDDDDD
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>>24347418
might as well cut my dick and call myself caitlyn familly
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Also, why do so many people have an obsession with traps? If I was going to fuck a man, I'd fuck an actual man, not a woman with an unfortunate cancerous growth on her genitals.
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>>24351623
/lgbt/ fantasy about getting fucked by straight men.
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>>24351623
Traps are men dumb fuck. They are just a crossdressing guy.
Transsexuals are the people who transition genders.
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>>24351561
Caitlyn isn't trans. She's a fucked up perverted old man who cross dresses. He doesn't take hormones. He hasn't cut his dick. He hasn't even spent one minute on his voice. All he does is ear women's clothes. He's a cross dresser. He doesn't even have gender dysphoria. Hes just a fucked up loser with no purpose in life and craves attention since he hasn't done anything in the past 50 years of his life.
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>>24350250
Eww telling people to read fifty pages of Gray to learn about bdsm is like telling people to learn how to cook by wrestling a bear. All that shit is dangerous uncontrolled sadism. That guy has zero fucking clue how to dom.
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>>24351325

Come here, bro...

xoxo
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>>24347418
Because I look like a tiny azn girl and therefore would be the one getting fucked. No thanks. Also my ochiinchiin being the only one that isn't disgusting to me personally. A Better question is; why has this site turned so gay recently?
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>>24353545
>recently
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Where are these boys to fuck? Seriously, direct me to them, I'd like for nothing more than a cuteboy to cuddle and love.
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>>24350502

Robots only want top tier qt3.14 gfs too. Same concept different sexuality.
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>>24354340
it's pretty dumb. a lot of them would have a lot better odds if they lowered their standards.
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I've had sex already and it gave me a 2 day long fever so i'm not putting my dick in any hole ever again.
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>>24347526
>2D boys are different though, for whatever reason

Because the artists will just draw a female character (possibly with short hair) and add a penis.
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>>24353630
..w..what am I looking at.
I thought the point was that it's gay if the balls touch?..
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>>24354966
they exist in real life if you look hard enough, my dear anon.

>>24355011
yes that is the point.
also rose-tinted glasses, chinkfriend.
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>>24347418
I would dress one up like a girl and diaper him but I wouldn't have sex with one.
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>>24347442
fat men have boobs. Time to lower your standard
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>tfw no robots to play vidya with before they ganbang me
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>>24349756
>nobody realized this is Noun
>he's probably verbally abusing fags on ochochan to mask his embarrassment behind an erection
LMAO what a loser
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Does anybody here want to be Skype boyfriends? I'm really lonely and need an emotional connection.
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>>24355460
sign me up, friendo!
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>>24355790
What's your Skype, friendo?
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>>24353545
lgbt invasion or something
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>>24347418
>tfw I'm a cute boy
>tfw i don't know how to get a boyfriend
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>>24355790
Respond already, I want to write about how I'm going to fuck you.
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>>24354340
Not really.

>>24350502
The anons who only want perfect looking traps are just straightfags
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You all need to give up on being straight, it serves no purpose!

Apart from getting kekd of course
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>>24356389
Norwegian, if I saw you in real life I would gouge your eyes out and rape you. Stop spamming this board.
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>>24356318
oh send me ur skype then
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>>24356671
The account is lowkey.lyesm1th
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>>24347418
>draw a girl
>add a penis and call it a boy

If only we could just add a penis in real life
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>>24356521

No hate pls, I am promoting healthy ideals, saving more and more robots from suicide everyday!
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How do I make butt stuff feel good? It doesn't work for me.
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>>24356906
I love it. I take guys like pic related, pin them down, then put a big amount of lube on their pink sensitive asshole. Then I just THRUUUST MY COCK DEEP INSIDE!
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>>24357414
WHERE DO I FOUND CUTE BOYS LIKE THIS
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>>24357436
Casper Gotchi, well known in the gay community for being a stereotypical uke. he has a fb and is friends with lots of other cute boys. You'll probbly find someone close to you in his friendlist or his friends friendslist.

Don't you even know how to yaoi?
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>tfw allready pinned down and fucked someone like that

Feels sooooo god F-a-m
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>>24355011
>what am I looking at
A pre-2006 picture.
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>>24353630
The magical moment, when it happens you will never feel the same ever again. And you will internally make realisations like "Such cold and texture!".
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Anyone else here feels the "never got to dominantly fuck some shyness back into bananatwink in his prime" feels?
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>Be me walking home
>Pass a pretty good looking guy
>Make eye contact
>mfw he gives me a big smile and says hi
What gives? I thought old ladies were the only ones who greet strangers when they make eye contact.
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>>24359228
He senses the gay in you, you're changing, you appear on the gaydar now. You even make eye contact to guys you find attractive. What happened, are you a seme and he was a uke? We did this to you, we made you one of us. Welcome, soon you will know and see everything we see. The genders within the genders, boys that flirt with each other in public that you didn't even notice. You will even be able to tell if two young male friends are "practising for girls" with each other. You will be able to know if a guy is willing to do it with someone of the same gender in seconds. All are survival mechanisms to keep you alive, get you laid and on top of the whole vaginal jew situation. I will not say more about the senses you will get, but it will seem like having superpowers for the first three years. Congratulations, don't fight it, give in to it.
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>>24347418
I can wait and just have sex with my girlfriend every other day or so. I'd rather do that, and eventually move in with her and have sex more frequently, than have gay sex
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>>24359386
So saying hello to a stranger means that you're interested?
I don't know about that man.
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>>24359539
Not just that:

>Anon was walking home
He is on the street, it isn't normal to say hello to people on the street. You're only allowed to say that if you walk up a mountain and you meet another person comming down the mountain. Or if both of you are walking your dog. There are exceptions, but not casually walking.
>Anon sees a guy who looks good
Meaning he is checking him out, probably all shy about it too in order to not appear gay, something that makes you look incredibly gay.
>Make eye contact
This is the moment where Anon thought: "Shit, I'm caught, I'm just gonna keep making eye contact, I've got nothing to hide. I'm straight after all eheh..." Meanwhile in strangers mind "One of us".
>Stranger gives a BIG smile AND SAYS HI!!!
Anon probably is to shy to say anything. Or says hi trying to make it casual, therefore out of place.

Anon is changing, he is transforming into a purebred yaoisexual. We have turned him into one of us, creatures of the night. I bet he feels the hunger, somtimes rolls the bed comforter between his legs and pretends he is cuddling a cute boy. I wonder who's anons boifu.
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>>24355036
2D boys exist in real life?
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>>24360390

They have the look

>>24357686
>Saika Totsuka

>>24358223
Nagisa

And pic related: Armin
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I'm so happy!

R9Gay has been gone for almost weeks and finally tonight it's back in all its glory with several gay threads!
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>>24360350
I'm not denying that I was checking him out, I just wanted to know if he was interested.
Now I know that he probably was, thanks senpai.
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>>24347418
They're not actually desperate for sex. They're desperate to like they're not losers. They just want females as a status symbol/place to purge their emotional issues.
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>>24360843
its bc we're all secretly gay here newfriend
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>>24347418
>always farting on my lil brother (i'm a guy)
>gets increasingly mad, whines how i'm so different towards girls (polite or w/e) compared to always bullying him
>tell him maybe if he were a girl he probably wouldn't get roughed up so much
>he starts wearing skirts and one-piece bathing suits around the house to try to get me to leave him alone
>still pin him down and fart on his face while laughing at how pathetically weak and little he is :3
>can see him rubbing his panties with their little bulge in front

woe be upon me, be glad you don't have beta siblings r9k, it's the worst
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>>24361207
Do you have any more of these pasta?
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how do you get a bfz
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>>24347418
the better question is:
Why not get a sexdoll?
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>>24361219
cant imagine what a pasta is but

>on the couch playing ps4
>he crawls in wearing cat ears he must've gotten from one of his female friends at school, has no guy friends since he's such a weirdo
>starts meowing as he crawls in, turns out he's holding a popsicle
>holds it between my legs on the couch, licking and sucking on it while he looks up at me
>i'm busy with my game, but slap him hard for being such a faggot
>getting hit so hard makes him leak drool on my thigh
>he starts kissing and licking up the mess he made on my leg

you guys are lucky if you dont have such faggot siblings
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Is it possible to have a group of only gay friends without being gay?
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>>24359386
Will you have to wait until your powers awaken or are there signs to look for when trying to spot gay guys?
One particular thing comes into mind
>Have guy in class
>Sits in front of me
>Notice him glancing back towards me all the time while twirling his hair
It could just be a weird habit r-right? It doesn't have to mean anything.
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>>24361442
He wants to suck you dry.
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>>24361442
If you don't have the powers you have to look at hints, but you can never know, just be more certain.

>Does he shave more bodyhair than most guys
>Does he use lotions that smell good
>Does he like more colored clothes
>Is he the type of guy who would bleach all his hair blonde ever once in a while
>Does he wear shiny addidas pants with stripes
>Is he in a gang of less attractive but highly secure and comfortable males
>Does he wear rubber wristbands
>Does he look like he spends alot of time on his hair?
>Is he close friends with one fat possibly fujo girl
>Does he choose activities where he would find lots of attractive twink looking males: Football, traditional martial art, tennis and so on.
>Does he have less rock and more pop, rap and female vocalists in his playlist
>Do you sense that he has some troubles with his parents, even though they are super nice.
>Is his way of dressing very purposeful. Fitting in to well with his hoodie and jog pants, or a well fitted suit, perhaps even charcoal or navy instead of black.
>Does he button his collar button when wearing shirt
>Does he wear flannel shirts
>Does he appear to be going for a slimmer look than most boys who want to look buff
>Does he get much more likes and comments from guys on his facebook pic than normal

These are just coldreads. I can tell just by looking at things like their fingertips, their eyes, their lips. However, I'm terrible at spotting tops. I can only find what I'm made to hunt. I can even see what kind of girls are submissive bottoms. It has helped me get laid.
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>>24347976
Need to know if you're cute first tho
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The only faggots desperate enough to fuck robots are other robots.

Who wants to fuck a neckbeard loser? No one. It is a vicious cycle. If robots could get laid, they wouldn't need to be gay. If they cannot get laid as a straight, then they won't get laid as a gay. If they can get laid as a gay, then they don't need to fuck guys.
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>>24347418
because no boys are that qt and fem irl

I keep trying to tell my gay friend who wants the D this but he doesnt seem to get it.

Ive fapped to that before though.
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>>24351325
Wouldn't be so sure.
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>>24364558
Just buckle down and fuck someone. You'll feel better, and maybe they'll look more fem when they're hopping on your dick
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>>24364595
Ive had sex with 2 women and tried one guy who was fem. Guys dont look more fem. Even the one female who was ugly my dick responded to better. Iv never seen 3D trap/ trap porn/ shemale Ive found attractive.
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>>24351325
>>24351325
Guys and girls with dicks know that black means instant and certain HIV.
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>>24364640
Hm, maybe you're idea of fem is more strict than mine. Then again, being prison gay helps make everyone look fuckable to me
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>>24364709
I basically mean 2D trap fem, female with a dick

it doesnt exist irl, sans fake JAV futa porn
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>>24347418
First of all, anal sex is disgusting.
Second of all, I don't like the idea of having some guy trying to pound my ass.
Third of all, real traps are all ugly as fuck.
Fourth of all, this is gay shit.
Fifth of all, fuck you and your gay threads.
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>>24364791
Oh, well definitely not, 2D makes weird shit look really sexy. In reality most people just cant get it up to a lot of that stuff. We're just different, you and I. Nothing wrong with that
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>>24364791
I've seen lots of guys that look exactly like women below the neck, anon. Have you looked very hard?
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>want to be a perfect trap
>6'0"
>hips are in the negatives
fug
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>>24364876
>below the neck

the face is very, very important as is the neck to me. Also, body structure difference mean I have never seen it. Hp/waist ratios.

>>24364842
good post. I do fap to pretty much nothing but 2D.
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>>24364953
>the face is very, very important
Oh well you're asking for the impossible for the most part, anon. Hip/waist ratios are pretty easy to fix for guys though I dunno what you're talking about.
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>>24364953
I actuay cant get off to 2D. I've tried but my brain is hardwired to wanna fug the shit out of anything 3D. Men, women, certain objects, i feel horrible about it and actively try to hide it
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Who /mischief/ here?

>be more than bi curious
>can easily get off to dick stuff, especially qt stuff
>shove things up my ass while fantasizing about dick, swallow my cum pretending it was a qt's
>choose to be straight because bi
>had quite a few opportunities to come out and get the D
>could be a faggot
>choose not to
>swear never would
>I keep my promises to myself
>very

DEVILISH?
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Someone meme with me.

You're a big guy-
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>>24364791
>JAV futa porn
oh man, JAV vids are the only thing weird fucks like me have in the way of actual acting regarding body swapping and possession and all that shit.
Now, if only there were a way to discern what's shit and what's good.
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>>24365109
Crashing the grain market
with no survivors
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>>24350250
yeah but that's assuming the guy doesn't grow balls one day and block you
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