Do any other robots steal things for fun? Yesterday I robbed a load of traffic cones to piss off those normie twats.
lol cunts didn't even try to stop me either
I stole this trolley too. It made nicking cones easier. If you want to be like me you should get a trolley to help.
This is all the ones I have so far. Normies be raging about this!
You look like a bellend.
>average britfeel poster
I have a friend has a traffic cone collect too...
Why are british people such clowns?
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>>27102245
Go fuck yourselves. I'm a fucking legit robot.
>>27102257
Because the position for jester has already been filled by Americans
>>27102264
>I'm a fucking legit robot
Probably the most normie thing I've heard today.
>>27102264
Moooom the man implied I'm not a robot but in fact normie scum
Go kill yourself pal, nobody gives a fuck that you've taken traffic cones
>>27102159
warowl?
Nice one, m8! Twat those normies cunts
>>27102264
No real robot would attention whore, go out in public taking selfies of himself, or post said selfies on the internet for all to see.
You fat bag of shit.
>ugly brit getting wasted, doing stupid shit while drunk and attentionwhoring with it
Seems pretty normie to me.
>>27102159
>>27102185
>>27102201
>>27102208
>This is what British shire dwellers look like
Alright you r9k robots! I accept your dare. I will go out and rob another one right now to prove my traffic cone powers.
>>27102341
u wot m8? Is this the normies?
>>27102381
I'm English you cunt!
>>27102427
Ain't sharia law against stealing street cones? How did you get away from it?
>>27102427
How about you do something a real robot would do, you bitch. Like egg or key a car.
I've done it, lads! I think some cheeky wanker saw me but fuck that normie cunt he won't even do anything lol.
A true victory for the robots!
>>27102266
Aren't jesters much more intelligent and powerful than clowns?
Jesters entertain royalty, clowns entertain lare groups of malformed children.
One time my friends and I got drunk, took some traffic cones and blocked off a road with them. Fucked with the traffic
Probably the best /mischief/ thing I've done
>>27102735
Jesus Christ you're disgusting
>>27102757
What about Ronald McDonald though? He's a clown who sits atop a multi-billion dollar empire of toxic fast food.
>>27102159
I once stole a street light and wired it up to a regular 13 amp socket, but people in the cul de-sac started talking about it so I put it back.
I once stole cable from a downed powerline, rolled it up and sold it as scrap metal
>>27103910
>13A socket
Where are you from? Here we generally have 12A or 15A.
>tfw I've stolen traffic cones too
>tfw minor klepto
There was an event at the university library
>>27104531
Fucken normies never even saw it coming
>>27102264
>mooooom internet losers don't think it's cool I stole something stupid!
>>27102159
Yeah I bet they were really mad about those cones
>be municipal worker
>arrive on jobsite
>foreman has me setting up cones
>set them all up, go join the rest of the crew
>10 minutes later foreman is in a fucking rage
>the cones are gone
>nobody will believe they were stolen
>fired for gross incompetence
wew lad, you sure are a cunt
>>27104722
>the cones are gone
>nobody will believe they were stolen
>fired for gross incompetence
Ha ha ha
If only this were true
Fucking showed em, lad
>>27102159
You've brightened my day, OP
>>27102159
>fat
>that leather jacket
You look just like an autistic loser I know who takes smoke breaks every 30 minutes. Where you both born from the same Hive Queen?
>>27104545
harshshit pencils 2bh
>>27102706
i like you lad
>>27102159
>white lightning
>stealing traffic cones
lol what a delinquent
>>27102208
>>27102201
>>27102185
>>27102159
I'm honestly glad there are people like you in my country.
>>27102735
m8, clean up.
then you can roll around on the floor with your victory cones.
I really don't find this all that surprising that a robot does something stupid for no reason at all on the rare instance he leaves the house.
Doing God's work OP. I myself have never stolen, but I plan on carrying a marker with me everywhere and vandalizing everything I can by drawing dicks and swastikas.
>>27105770
same here.
the fact that hes weairing a shirt and tie tells me that he's at least not fullpleb
m8s I nearly forgot
I also stole this steam rally sign too. Steam rallies are such a load of fucking normie shit. Fuck your fucking steam engines, you tossers!
>>27105777
Get out, normie! I live however the fuck I want. Bitches can't control me in here.
>>27104545
kek
going hard anon, i like it
>>27106181
you actually did it you absolute mad cunt
pepe is proud
