How do i fucking feel about cuddling boiz
>>29335444
Who is that downsyndrom bitch?
>>29335444
What is this original autism
>>29335512
>>29335534
Dont be hatin niggas, i thought we all just wanted to make it?
>>29335444
ask her what the fuck she's saying, I honestly can't understand it
>>29335566
Shes asking if i like to cuddle i guess, didnt know what to say so said dis
>>29335444
What piece of shit phone do you have that breaks up one message into three and doesn't even split them at the word.
>>29335612
Dude, youre fucking retarded
>>29335625
I think she said she has imessage or some gay shit
>>29335642
What should i have said? Watch dude it will work
What did she mean by dis?
>>29335666
xD I'm soo random, you sound like a fucking 12 year old kys.
>>29335705
DUNNO.
Is she underage?
Don't tell us if she is.
You can do it OP!
>>29335705
How are we supposed to know you turbosperg?
>>29335718
Literally what? I wasnt trying to be random i just said i wanted to fuck her basically
>anime avatarfagging weaboo faggot telling me to kill myself
Fucking kys nerd
>>29335705
She doesn't want to cuddle m8.
In fact most women abhor it.
SWhe baited you into telling the truth.
>>29335746
Shes 20, i think she just means shes falling in love with me or some gay shit. She "accidentally" called me babe last night.
>>29335750
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29335792
Yeah man, at least i took the shot. What should i have said? I just want to pump and dump you?
I need help deciphering this wall of text 2/8
>>29335923
Idk man im thinking about bailing
>>29335969
Really dk what she saying
>>29335923
>I've gone about this whole sex thing really wrong....so I'm really set on not doing that again
kek
KEK
she is saying you are the equivalent of a beta provider now
she has ridden her share of cocks, now she wants a "nice guy" like you to take care of her and be nice
get the fuck away from her, she sounds legitimately mentally deficient
>>29335923
I just said she doesnt want to cuddle but I remove my words
She's in love and scared about it. Now you reply "Sorry, as a robot, I'm not capable of love." and everything will be fine.
>>29335444
You like your cuddling like you like your coffee: Scalding, bitter, and without sugar.
>>29335998
>>29336001
I said this lol, idk man she kinda cute and she seems like she likes me a lot. Maybe i should just take what i can get
>>29336036
Edgy
>>29336072
DO NOT get with her. She's testing you. If you get with her it will send the signal to her that you lack self respect and are desperate. She'll proceed to walk all over you.
I say again, DO NOT GET WITH HER.
>>29336072
>also what happened in your past relationships?
Congratulations, you are now her emotional tampon.
You are the one she's going to moan to when a guy has been mean to her.
Literally just pump and dump these kinds of women.
They are genuinely just like children, you cannot treat them as you would a normal human being.
You can see yourself with that illegible wall of text she sent you.
I have no idea what most of it means and she can't put together sentences to save her life.
She is legitimately mentally off.
Pump and dump and move on, don't let her use you as an emotional sponge to cry on.
>>29336152
She will prolly realize im not gonna hang around too long if we dont smash, and hopefully she will like me even more when we hang out.
>>29336173
>Dont let her use you
I wont, if its not going anywhere soon ill bail. Idk man i dont mean to be a dick, but no wonder you guys are not only not getting pussy, but not getting girls to like you either with that mentality. Sure you have to know where and when to draw lines, but you guys make it so extreme. Girls like real shit, not some tryhard wannabe alpha mentality that only works for 10/10 chads.
>>29336271
What I said was extreme, but it will turn out like that if you let it.
I'm just telling you what will happen if you allow it to.
The girl doesn't seem like someone you'd want to have a relationship with, although I don't know what you're like, maybe you like simple girls like her
>>29336271
"Girls like real shit"
>>Caring about what they "like"
>>2015
>>29336335
She sent me another wall of text and this is what i said. Idk man i havent had a gf in 5+ years, i mean i havent really even been trying, but nonetheless i guess i cant be too choosy. I dont really like anyone desu, but she seems to like me a lot so thats always nice i suppose. Idk man like that one guy said earlier im pretty incapable of love at this point, but i still wanna try and be normal if i can
>>29336416
What happened with your last gf?
>>29336271
Dude you're a pseudo cuckold if you agree to meet up with her. There's a distinction between acting like a r9k with fake alpha mentality and ultra high standards, and having self respect and common sense.
She literally told you she's fucked around a lot and gotten hurt by it, and now wants a guy who she will not fuck so she will not get hurt by him. That person is you. Do you really want to be that person? The guy who she will withhold sex from in order to maintain emotional insurance? You are a cuck if you want to be that person.
>>29336452
One broke my heart
Another one i fucked it up because of said broken heart
And another one i got depressed and left her waiting for me, she found another bf eventually
Since then girls have shown interest, but ive never pursued them. I met one girl from r9k and i like her a lot for some reason, but she cucked me and got a boyfriend. We also live across the world from each other.
>>29336467
Dude she will fuck me eventually, and why wouldnt she want that? Would you rather her still be wanting to fuck guys and get hurt?
>>29336358
Lmao this nigga doesnt even know what year it is
>>29336607
Alright buddy, go ahead and show her your "real shit" and see where that gets you :^)
>>29336710
A lot farther than being a dick to her lmao
Shes only fucked two people you nerds
>>29336773
> actually believing a girl when she tells you the number of guys she's fucked
Holy shit you're hopeless
>>29336773
Everyone knows the rule is to take the number of guys the girl says, add 4, then multiply that by 3
