>tfw rich dad died and inheriting millions of dollars
FUCK YES, EASY MODE ACHIEVED. THE TROUBLES ARE OVER, I'M FUCKING RETIRING AT 25.
>>25761806
>not growing your capital and raising your kids to do the same thereby founding a dynasty and ensuring none of your progeny have to suffer life as a pleb
>>25761806
Report back in 18 months after you've blown it all on hookers and drugs
>>25761806
care to spare a few thousand op?
>>25761806
I hope you never have to work a day in your life, man. Just take it easy, okay tiger?
>>25761806
Wanna help me pay my tuition? Going back to school in the Fall to get my Pre-Med degree. Currently saving money but have to take out loans.
>retiring at 25
What a lazy piece of shit
Enjoy it and never let wageslaves and poorfags make you feel bad about it.
90% of them wont achieve anything worthwhile and spend their best years doing miserable labor before retiring.
>>25761806
Lucky.
I'm rich in NEEThood though
I'll never work a day in my life again.
Going a year now.
>>25761904
>implying you wouldn't retire if you had the money to
>>25761806
Remember OP most lottery winners blow all their winnings. This could your one chance, don't fuck it up.
>>25761806
P-please spare $20,000, master.
You can still die on easy mode OP.
Dont be that guy who dies on easy mode.
>>25761806
i'll send you some dick pics for $10
H-hey OP, can I get a meesley $30k to finish my pilot training?
>>25761952
>implying op's /r9k/ posting robot self will do anything either, even with money
>getting 2 million american shekels from my dad's life insurance
My mom thinks i'm moving out, but i'm just going to renovate my NEET dungeon for maximum comfy and buy a helicopter.
what are doing, OP?
>>25762061
Invite some robots over?
>>25761806
Enjoy it for it is one of the best feels.
>now mom just has to die for more.
>>25761899
Faggit asking for handouts
>>25761899
suck my dick faggot xD
>>25761806
>thinking successful father would ever leave a NEET money
>>25761806
Nigger, your dad just died. You should grieve that.
But ye, the money will definitely help. Congrats.
>>25761971
Fuck no. I'd seek to actively invest my capital for further gains.
>>25761806
Doesn't seem like you had a very close relationship with your dad. In any case, grats.
I'm gonna buy a cheap comfy apartment somewhere and live a comfy simple life being a lazy NEET for the rest of my days.
I won't be a big spender or anything, just live quietly alone until I die.
>>25762056
He doesnt have to, its all there to enjoy. Its the NEET life without the guilt and depression of not pulling your weight.
>>25761806
Bourgeois swine please leave
>>25762266
It's pure NEET, not the fake neets you see here.
The Chosen ones, only gifted to those blessed by satan himself.
>>25761834
>kids
>progeny
>implying that the average robot could attract females even if he had millions of dollars, like op is lying about
