>Riding the tube >Realise that in about two minutes I'm

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2016-05-16 22:24:51 Post No. 28614780
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:24:51 Post No. 28614780 [Report]

>Riding the tube
>Realise that in about two minutes I'm going to shit myself
>Get off at the next station and literally run up all the escalators
>Sprint through the station until I find some toilets
>Jump the turnstile at the entrance
>Literally make it to the toilets with seconds to spare before I loose my liquid stool everywhere
>Spend the next 20 minutes having loud diarrhoea

Who /winning/ here?

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:30:29 Post No.28614894
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:30:29 Post No.28614894 [Report]

>>28614780
More /winning/ stories please.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:33:12 Post No.28614945
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:33:12 Post No.28614945 [Report]

>>28614894
>come to /r9k/ to relax
>open some disgusting story about liquid shit
>close the tab and never come back

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:34:23 Post No.28614960
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:34:23 Post No.28614960 [Report]

>>28614945

>Reddit tourist comes to /r9k/
>Leaves immediately

Seems like a win to me

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:48:22 Post No.28615203
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:48:22 Post No.28615203 [Report]

>>28614945
It's not nearly as vile as most of the shit here.
I mean, the catalog is filled with crossdressing faggots mutilating their cocks, what did you expect? The feels-stories-/r9k/ unfortunately died a couple years ago.

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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:49:44 Post No.28615233
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Anonymous 2016-05-16 22:49:44 Post No.28615233 [Report]

Goddamn it OP that story made me feel good.
Love those toilet moments.