>tfw no pelikula watching, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, diyaryo reading, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
i love you op please marry me
>>29404283
Youre one crazy dude OP. Keep this shit up
wow youre really dedicated
gg
>>29404283
You forgot to add John Cena loving. All asians love Cena.
>>29404283
She looks like a boy.
A Filipino boy, sure, but still like a boy.
>>29404283
will you update us when you finally find her OP?
I remember when you barely started posting these and how much I'd laugh at them. I love you and your meme op keep up the good work.
Came to r9k just to see this. Keep the dream alive, brother!
>>29404283
Please keep the dream alive
>>29404283
seriously thinking about showing my non 4chan flip bf this flip meme.
>>29404283
I like kabayo
>>29405663
I'm going to gloat for a week and then leave this site forever when I get my qtp2t Filipina gf. Next semester is my last one, so this summer I'm going to lift and do a bunch of shitty volunteer stuff so I have interesting things to talk about. Then I'm going to dress like a fucking retarded normie and join the Filipino club to hit on girls all semester. If I don't get that qt this semester, my chances of meeting a qt college age filipina drop almost to zero, so I'll probably kill myself.Im just joking. I'll probably settle for a viet girl. They're the only girls that are interested in me
>tfw no foreign child prostitute
>>29406099
>wanting aids
sounds like a plan
>>29406052
Dont give up on that flip dream. Why settle for a gook when you can have that flip gf that does all that stuff?
