Post in this thread and ill tell you your role in the upcoming Zombie Apocalipse.
>>29404095
i will rape your mother underage bcunt
>>29404143
You become a zombie.
After wandering aimlessly for a couple of years, you die as some wild animals attack you for meat.
>>29404095
Eh, why not? What's my role senpai?
I'm a 27 year old 6'0" 165 lb autistic social retard who lives alone with my two cats and dog in the mountains with no neighbors for miles and miles and spends all of my spare money on firearms and firearm accessories
I have no siblings and my parents are dead and I held a girl's hand once when I was like eight or nine in a school play, otherwise I'm a kissless virgin
The zombie apocalypse could happen right this second and it wouldn't mean a thing to me
>>29404182
You find yourself locked inside a small bathroom on some appartment. You spend one entire month in that space, eating the few birds that approach the window and drinking water from the toilet. Finally, at the end, you decide to climb outside the window to enter a random appartment.
In the appartment, a zombified old lady rests in bed. She is too fat to move. You eat the things on her fridge, and prepare to survive for some months more in there.
>>29404095
Nice.
Are they fast zombies or slow zombies?
Or a new kind. Gas (?) zombies that can get through cracks and under doors?
>>29404095
WHaT wiLL i Be SenPAI?!?
>>29404228
You dont realize its happening for a good while, until people start appearing near where you live in search for refuge.
You become a sort of rumored hero. You help people with hunting and food, trade info, and shoot bastards if they try to steal your things. Before you know, you are pretty famous.
You also get sex in enchange of letting some girls pass the night in your home.
>>29404256
Normal zombies. They run like a normal person but are kinda stronger, yet fall apart more easily.
Btw you turned into a zombie. Im so sorry. And not even a really cool special one, just your average zombie. If its any consolation, no one manages to kill you.
>>29404269
You die in the ensuing chaos as the apocalipse begins. A now zombie ridden car crashes you, and everything explodes.
>>29404095
what's going on, my ding dang d00d
I'm a tranny. Give me a role
>>29404095
Is it my fate to die painfully and pathetically?
>>29404301
oK fAM I dIE thAT siMpLY i GueSS THat.s fINE
:/\/\/
Sup. Where do I find my place in this world?
give me the harsh reality OP
>>29404095
tell me my destiny
I'm ready.
>>29404317
you hide near someones house, and live by stealing their food
the point is you kinda forget there are zombies outside, since nothing happens
the true owners of the house die and you break in, saving their children
congrats, you are now a survivor in charge of two little kids
>>29404336
"ahhhh >o>" you say "zombie sempaii >////<"
the zombies sexily fuck your everyhole
with a wild groan, you are filled with zombie babie batter
just joking, you are a zombie from the beggining
a trannie zombie
7/10 chances of getting a shotgun blast in the face
>>29404337
no, but you WILL do this funny squeal as they eat you
your partners leave you behind because your leg is fucked up
you tried tho and they will feel guilt
>>29404095
please give me a purpose I'm so lost
Rollio, senpai. Let me know.
>>29404374
Man, why did you try to lit the zombies on fire? Who told you thats a good idea? And why did you use a flamethrower on them when they just ran against you? If the molotov didnt work, the flamethrower wont do a thing. Whats up with you and fire? Anyways, you seem pretty happy all things considered.
>>29404389
Zombie.
But you are also with a zombie little girl. And in a sense, you both braindead bloodsucker fuckers have wacky adventures hunting for humans and shit before you fall appart.
>>29404398
You become the leader of a Zombie Hunting Gang called The Five. You defend your quarters against invaders and fuck other gangs too. Eventually you even torture people.
After the Mail Mission, tho, you die.
>>29404095
I would like to know.
No one ever posted that before.
>>29404416
Looks like I'm going with my post-apocalypse master plan of killing myself before that happens, see you on the other side famalam
>>29404444
Well clearly you die.
But before you do such a thing, you manage to pull the lever. And with that you disconnect all the nuclear devices, effectively saving the city from atomic destruction.
Radiation is what it kills you btw.
No one survives your mission.
>>29404448
Yerr a zombie.
You walk around bakeries, fucking people up.
Eventually some badass looking dude decapitates you in an awesome slow mo action sequence.
>>29404499
Your first team of zombie hunter friends die horribly. Their screams chase you in your worst nightmares. You survive by running away and eating rats, desperatly looking for a way out of the zombie infested sewers.
Then you meet a mysterious man, who offers you a chance of being powerful. You take it, and he injects your SOMETHING.
And then you stop being entirely human.
>>29404472
how the fuck do I become a zombie little girl
seriously op
>>29404588
What do I become? Do I actually become stronger?
>>29404095
Posting in a neat thread, let's go
>>29404628
Stronger, yes.
>>29404636
You become famous as you hold the key for the greatest reserve of R-Ws, as the new electricity based vehicles that make near to no noise are called. From time to time people approach your team, giving you info, food, helping hands, etc, in exchange of one of these cars.
Years later, full of confidence, you go north to investigate some rumors about the beggining of the Apocalypse. You die as your plane falls.
>>29404759
Am I still myself, what is the trade off for this strength?
>>29404095
What's up?vkvjkuyl
>>29404759
FUCK YES I'M AWESOME
thank you based op
>>29404095
Ayy lmao what's the haps?
>>29404095
Pls can I be something cool
Alright I'm bosting to see what happens in zomble time
Is that you fate-chan?
Give me a roll, OP.
tell me things
>>29404095
Alright. Let's hear mine.
>>29404095
Give it to me straight, OP. What will i become in this new world?
>>29404095
Actually a bit curious about what my role would be
>>29404788
YOU MIGHT NEVER KNOW
>>29404802
You are known everywhere as the Wobbleknocker zombie.
But im not sure why.
In any case, despite your name you are terrifying as fuck because your retain a lot of intelligence. So no one bothers killing you and you turn into a monster, draining people and stuff.
>>29404817
You die choking with a strawberry.
You werent even near of a zombie.
All things considered tho, you did pretty good and all the food you gathered will be of use from some luckier adventurer.
>>29404837
Indeed you will!
You lead some renegades against the zombies, fighting them with pure brute force. You become a muscle mass over the years, manly af. But you lose your arms and legs eventually and they get replaced by shitty robot parts that dont move really well.
So you kill yourself by bitting your tongue.
Kill count: around 109.
>>29404882
The apocalipse finds you in another country. But an agent of the Order contacts you and via R-W you manage to go back to your place, and lead the forces against Nosferatu, the evil Half Zombie Half Human creature.
On a very epic fight, you manage to drive him away. Then you decide to go to the mountains, as its rumoured there is a huge refuge in there.
>>29404893
HOW DID YOU FIND ME LMAO
WAIT IM TOO OBVIOUS LMAO
WAIT WHO CARES LMAO
>>29404095
I forgot to ask,w-will you be my gf OP?
>>29405062
>In any case, despite your name you are terrifying as fuck because your retain a lot of intelligence. So no one bothers killing you and you turn into a monster, draining people and stuff.
So I become the monster in the end.There was no other ending, was there?
>>29405062
I see, thanks fate. I usually post this character in your threads, I do enjoy them.
What sort of info do you want, OP?
Do zombies ever take a day off?
>>29404915
You are underground as the shit begins. And let me tell you this, the worst zombie monsters are underground.
You and some lawyer guy fight against waves and waves of spider zombie abominations, to the surface. Your friend loses a leg but you help him to reach his home. Then after he is healed you both take the survivors filled train to the Western Refuge.
But they dont let your friend in. You can only grasp as they shot him in the head. It seems he was infected.
You swear you will take revenge on everyone.
>>29404944
A mysterious man on a suit offers you a chance of becoming special, powerful, different. You only have to let him experiment on you a little.
You agree, and he injects you with something.
You explode.
>>29405029
The mountain refuge gets attacked by an horde of zombies, lead by the evil experiment Nosferatu. You manage to drive the invaders back with your team of hardened zombie veterans, through someone else kills the boss.
Then, deciding the mountains are not safe anymore, you sugest invading the Shopping Center and turning it into a fortress. Around 200 men follow you to battle.
>>29405032
The Canorfex. Thats how the greatest, most impossing zombie is called. You patrol the city, crushing everyone in your way, for around five years.
Then an elite team takes you down.
>>29405186
atleast i went out with a bang
>>29405038
You end up having to take care of around three kids, two girls and one boy.
While you start thinking about fucking them, eventually you feel like a parent. You die protecting them and as such become the gone mentor they will always remember when they turn into total badasses.
>>29405094
yes
lets kiss and stuff
>>29405105
thaaaaaaaanks
for real
really real
>>29405133
Nothing. But you will want info. You will become the closer thing to a periodist the apocalypse world will have, except you are actually well paid as gangs love information.
>>29405141
No.
>>29405186
I'm 1st one, seems accurate, thanks, Senpai.
>>29405251
How will I get information to sell to gangs?
>>29405368
By investigating and talking to other gangs.
I just drilled out an 80% .308 AR lower and the upper is in the mail
I like going camping
>>29404095
Will I die at the very beginning?
>>29405776
You carve a way through hordes of zombies as some awesome metal music plays because fuck logic i really dont care and neither do you you stab some zombies and crush some other dude head with a guitar did i mention this happens in a concert yes a zombie concert no shut up dont ask that so you do that and pfiff lights and everything and you escape and give the zombies a big fuck you
but no one is there to see that
>>29405742
I really dont hablo your lengua but
You escape the crowded sites and find a comfortable house in the middle of some plantation. Kill the zombie owners, install yourself, eventually let in some people to work for you and be like a family.
You become one of the few survivors to actually PRODUCE food, instead of just stealing it.
>>29405863
nice, Ive always dreamed of finding self sufficient land and then conquering other compounds and being the ruler of the first country in a post apocalyptic world
>>29406157
ps. in my situation, would this type of thing be possible
