Dear /r9k/, we are going nowhere, even if there is no free will and we were doomed from the start I feel like at least I should die making something out of myself,because nothing that we do matters, but to me it matters if I die in my room sitting on my computer browsing 4chan or if I die with a smile on my face after risking it all. Goodbye, at least I'll leave with an useful thread.
roll, you original faggot
>>29388399
I actually got banned from 4chan for a month on new years eve. I tried to post at 12:01, but I got the message saying I wasn't allowed to post anymore.
I thought it was a sign, but then I pussied out and ended up appealing it a week later
>>29388440
Then maybe you are destined to die here.
I thought you didn't believe in such things anyway
>>29388399
>because nothing that we do matters
>not contributing to the advancement of humanity so we can conquer the universe
>and then conquer death, bringing dead people back to life
If you don't believe we can eventually bring dead people back to life through scientific means, you're a super ultra mambo-tango-foxtrot pleb
>>29388455
>>29388466
KEK'd and checked
no but seriously nice dubs faggots
>>29388455
>>29388466
Bye bye
>77
>>29388466
>If you don't believe we can eventually bring dead people back to life through scientific means, you're a super ultra mambo-tango-foxtrot pleb
for what purpose? what would you do with immortality? Didn't you read Borges? Immortality goes against your nature, you'll end up killing yourself eventually, you are a finite creature for a reason. That's why science alone will never succeed, they need guidance.
SEND ME A SIGN SATAN
If even I leave 4chan forever
If dubs 9/11 was an inside job and I leave to go find out who dunnit
>>29388399
Sign me in for some good times
>>29388555
Nice man, you are finally free. Not that ya going to do it but whatever man.
>>29388555
Shit. Welp! I guess it's time then
not leaving this place
>>29388399
Hahaha yeah right.
>>29388571
>>29388575
You wouldn't ignore my warning, would you? You rolled on your own risk
>>29388588
bye lad
origgiiginal xd
>>29388399
release me from the grasp of this putrid website
>>29388588
gg wp m8, see you on the other side
>>29388588
huh? But I've been here for ten years, WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME
I hate this place, please save me Kek, I can't take it anymore.
>>29388591
I feel tempted to follow through the premise of the thread just for the sake of it. But this place is somewhat comfy sometimes. This is just another website I visit, I have no real reason to "leave it"
>>29388399
regardless of my roll i'm not leaving, 4chan is a funny website and you all attach far too much importance to the time you spend here
I rarely come on 4chan these days, but would be nice to be free forever. Lets make this thread a tripfest.
NEVER COMING BACK BABY WOOOOOOOO
>>29388639
Maybe you are right, you are staying no matter the claims, singlesfag
>>29388399
Swing batter batter
>>29388654
Fuck. Guess I'm here to stay
>>29388650
Does your pic mean that Vishnu survives to the inevitable or the opposite?
>>29388399
i want to leave this place
>>29388681
Here, take my digits, you deserve it.
Tripfest on the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mOFay9Rhac
Rolling again. Praise kek.
>>29388399
>mfw love 4chan
feelsscaryman.jpeg
>>29388805
>mfw still in 4chan
feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>29388399
rolling orignally heh
I'm going to roll because fuck you
On r9k, you can't roll for a number without typing original text.
rolling for my grades
original senpai
Rouler for freedom
>>29388399
Rolling for my freedom
I hope I can stay
>>29388887
SO
CLOSE
Jdksjsj
Havent rolled dubs or trips in at least a year. If I roll either ill an hero (I'm that confident)
Rollllll
mootbloxxxx
But I just found this place!!!
>>29388399
Ok want to try for a better future
Is it my destiny
>>29388929
Then you need to leave with or without dubs
>>29388944
Wow, that must be a sign, time to leave for a while. It was an awful and low time together, anons.
>>29388399
If dubs I leave for 4 days to finish my final assignments + exams.
I need an excuse anyway to get off my lazy ass
>>29388977
Well fuck.
This must be an omen.
I am so god damn stressed and inept that I don't know if I can do it.
Make me, fuckstick.
>>29388399
you know what ? Free me of this hell
rolloriginarlo
You think I would fampachi
rolling in the most original manner
RolllIlIing
Might help me with nofap.
>>29388399
>even if there is no free will
Oh I'm laffin
Let's see them trips...
>>29388399
it's not like Reddit is not better anyway :^)
>>29389056
You're so close. Make the leap and free yourself.
rolling for this, desu i need it
>>29389109
One more time just to tempt fate
>>29388399
Whatever happens.
Totally original comment.
Thisismychance.jpg
I'd like to stay, but if my time is up, it's up.
>>29388399
I'm not going to do whatever the number tells me to do, but I'll roll anyway.
aihduiadaiudgiufgbsubfis
>>29388399
I am tired of it,rollerl
Bye nerds
well here goes nothing
originallo
fuck it lets rooll
Rollerino bambino original commentino
CHECK EM
KEK EM
>>29388399
Here goesoriginal
Give me a sign, Qek. Am I doomed here forever or will I be set free to finally live?
>>29388399
Hhahaha fgt
>>29388399
alright, let's take a shot
>>29389605
Re roll. Let's poo, boys.
CMON TRIPS
ORIGINAL ROLL
SAVE MEE!!!!
here i come reddit
i embrace you
dear Kek deliver me
>>29389605
Pls, I want out of this place. ;_;
Rolling for trips or quads
>>29389639
Nevermind. Guess i'm staying.
rolling, but I never get dubs or trips so i'm safe :^)
Get me out of here.
Internal organ comment
>>29389666
Bye, little bitch.
>>29389666
Oh fuggggg.
>>29389605
Rolling again. Deliver me now.
if i get dubs i will leave it forever not only for a month but its not going to happen
>>29388399
rollliiiiiooongogogh
want my tits off
>>29389691
only the original role counts.
noice satanic trips tho
>>29389711
>>29389699
asasdadsfddsfs
>>29388399
rolling yeah man
>>29389699
h-how.what would i even do now
>>29388399
trips please.
I'd still like to see /sp/ threads though
>>29389699
So long, anon.
>>29389605
If I get singles then I leave forever. Does that work too?
Roll.
zc
>>29389699
>if i get dubs i will leave it forever not only for a month but its not going to happen
LOL, fate does not discriminate.
Admit it, it's a bittersweet moment for you.
I also >>29389716 attempted to write "wank" thanks autocorrekt
fuck this place you're all faggots
>>29389666
That number. SATAN has temped me into NEETdom!
FREE ME. FREE ME FROM THIS POISON.
>Visit my folk's place 6000 miles from where I live now
>Perma banned there
Gets me every time. Was a 3 day ban until I called mods KIKES on the appeal too.
I desire sweet release of death, or at least, banishment from shitpost-Hell.
>>29388399
Roll-and the headless Thompson gunner
>>29388399
please let me live
>>29388399
TELL ME WHAT MY DESTINY IS WIZARD
>>29388412
rollin lfg mc 60 sub rouge gear score 323
>>29389888
lmao
also rolling
I think I might need to leave in order to become a better person.
>>29389888
goodbye, brother
Please let me leave this place forever
ac\SVZM CFJ.FHM
Will I ever escape from this nightmare???
please set me free original robot overlord
please give me the numbers
rolling for leave
>>29388399
rollin for forever
i need this
robobobobobobo
>>29388399
rolling for trips so I can get my life back
>>29388399
i'm in, i want this nightmare be over
let's go, please
Please no trips
ROLL KOKOKOKOKOKOK ROLLL!!!!!!!
PLS LEAVE FOREVER
I could really use an escape. Thank you for this slim chance anon.
>>29388399
roll
vwrvwgrgbwrg
>>29391500
Sayonara anon, hope you can make it
k Il do it
bye op
awrite then
>>29388399
I need to leave anyway.
Just get me out of here God
jiqomglejkbvklfgh
>>29391555
Good luck anon. I will never have that amount of luck
im not going to stick to it
>>29391744
Adios m8
End my misery on this hellhole
i'm up 4 it
>>29388399
ROLLLINGIRNEOOFO
>>29388399
give me trips
this shit is fucking original m8
I left 4chan for a few months once. I browsed surface websites like youtube and other chans during that time and I became a communist. Now I'm back here and I want to die.
Possible chance at freedom
I've had a taste of the normie life and I want more.
J. K. Rolling
How the duck is this unoriginal?
>>29391868
anon was right. I'm fucking stuck here
let me leaveeee please
I have to just get out of here
lets do this, i need this freedom
>>29392136
come one, give me some hope
>>29388399
pretty sure I'm here for life;-;
Alright, orginal me thinks
give me some rope
i mean
hope
Sure why not famalam
lets give it a try, i can barely see me alive tomorrow
>>29388399
Dubs I'll leave r9k forever
Trips I'll leave all made boards
Quads only board to browse is tg
I'm not going to give up
>>29388399
okay ill give it a go
aww looks like my comment wasn't original time to commit Sudoku
Rolling. Let kuk decide.
>>29392311
See you guys, Christ-chan compels me
ymnxbvmybx,vmby,xmvb
Fuck this place
sincerely ,anon
please free me
orgy-porgy
I will never be free
Wow this could be a large life change for me.
rolll
take take take take it away
If singles, I leave 4chan forever and also get a girlfriend before my 25th birthday (in 10 days)
save me kek
>>29388399
OH MIGHTY KEK, LET ME TAKE MY LEAVE, AND I SHALL RETURN STRONGER THAN BEFORE!
>>29388399
Rlly
ill try it
hopefully its just dubs though I want to come back some day
>>29388399
rollio, jesus christ i hate captcha fucking jews trying to steal my life
Orollginal post
Rolling. I need this.
Pesto orginales
The reroll to end all rerolls
Well go on then
I never get any gets. I would be genuinely surprised if I got anything.
Fuk it test test arr
>>29392588
Bye!
Let's see
shet up normicus
If dubs I will go on an adventure and report back.
Rolling to end this nightmare
>>29392665
Wew if I pressed send a micro second later.
>>29388399
implying I'm gonna get trips
Djbuuddvhufd
K then m8 m8 lad top banter lads m8
>>29392665
>>29392687
Fuck it, I really want to, so I will. Bye senpaitachi.
>>29388399
Oh let me go, let me go
roll for the love of kek
>>29392830
FAGCHAN LET ME GO NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29392874
>tfw can't leave
save me from this shithole
>>29388399
Leave or stay? Let kek decide for me.
OP here, don't you see what's hapening here? All of you who rolled must realize that you are letting an important decision be decided by luck. fuck that, fuck it.
I want to leave please trips
roooll
and original textless post hihuho
>>29392955
Well this is it. Kek has spoken. And so i will leave for a month. Wish me luck fellow robots. Let there be light on the other side.
Trips please
oroginal
>>29392964
>OP here
OP left a long time ago faggot
>>29388399
I need this. I'm gonna miss /co/, but I need this.
>>29388399
please please please trips
>>29388399
Rolling, rolling, rolling down the memes!
Rollin' for trips!
>>29388399
I never use this shitty board so I just put "roll" and got muted
the only way to justify my childish despair
rollerino
orignollieo commentalio
>>29388399
let's go
I bought a new mouse
>>29388399
I'm not gonna do it
>>29388399
Am i free yet?
Please be dubs I want to leave
Don't forget; you're here________.
hahahahaha lessss gooooo
Let's see what Kek demands of me.
here goes guacamole
>>29388399
here we go
orujinal
>>29393433
KEK COMMANDS YOU TO BE FREE, SLAVE OF THE METAL AND THE CIRCUITS
>>29388399
roll much oooooooooooregano
Pls no pls
>>29388399
Enjoy your month off, OP. I'm rolling for eternity.
aight rollan
>>29388399
For once in my life, I honestly hope that I don't get dubs. Nono, instead, I want quads.
Rolling motherfuckers, I'll do it.
>>29388399
MY DESTINY
>>29388399
Please God give me trips
I beseech you originally
>>29388399
I have no reason to not risk it all
>>29388399
hope i leave honestly
original
>>29388399
quads and i throw out my computer
Get me out Plz
I never get dubs so I ain't worried
>>29388399
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I WANT DUBS IN MY ROOM
LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
CHECK DUBS AND TRIPS FOREVER
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I WANT A DOUBLE BOOM
LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER
CHECKING DUBS IN MY ROOM
>>29388399
Firs time I'm actually feeling anxious
Here we go
>>29394020
dodged a bullet right here
>>29388399
rerolling my nigga. i want to leave this shithole.
>>29388399
Please God, just give me trips. Please
rolling with an original comment you retarded nigger robot
>>29394111
goodbye anon
check em
>>29394122
welll, shit. l8r lads
>>29394111
Shiieeeet
Original comment desu, fuck you gay ass filter
>>29388399
haha you got dubs as well faggot, bye bye!
>>29394122
nice dub steal m8
I'm getting the fuck out of this dumpster
>>29394178
>not rolling singles and leaving anyway
I guess I'll roll, I doubt I could pull off a month or even a week but I'll try.
fagot nigger spic dick
aEUSHAOIJAOIEJWQ PLEASE
>>29388399
I'm out, bitches. See you later alligator
>>29388399
Why not.
Also see you later OP.
Please let me just escape.
>>29388399
roll fuck that mute shit
im loosing control of my life
Fuck the dubs and trips lads, GIVE ME THE QUADS
>>29388399
sfdsfdr bitches
>>29388399
Time to leave it all behind.
My future is now being decided by post numbers.
>where did it go wrong
