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How do they reproduce? What do they do other than just fucking
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How do they reproduce? What do they do other than just fucking driving. This is driving me insane.
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>>29221288
>why they have teeth if they don't eat solid food?
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it doesn't matter, it's obvious that the people who came up with the story didn't put any thought into it and you shouldn't either
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>>29221288
>what happens if you open their doors? What's inside?
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>>29221319
why dont you see any humans around?
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>this is driving me insane
>driving
Heh hehe he
HEHEHHAHAHAHAH
BEHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaaa...
heh heh..... Snort
Woo boy
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they're driven by cavemen who eat and fuck, obviously

look it up
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You don't ask those kind of questions
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They don't

They were left behind by people and they have the technology to replace and repair any part of themselves
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>>29221288
Why haven't they depleted all fossil fuels if they're slurping gasoline smoothies on the daily?
Is there rape in the cars universe?
Why are planes and cars sentient while boats are just hunks of metal?
Was there a Normandy landing in the Cars universe?
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How in the hell are they going to do once they run out of gas?
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Wow.. this thread..

really makes you think, dunnit?
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They stick their driveshaft in the tailpipe
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Do you think that Volkswagen Hitler tried to gas all the subautomotive Renaults?
Are all the trains autistic?
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You uncultured swine, they don't reproduce, and who fucking cares. Go to Pixar studios and ask them
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>>29221395
>heh heh..... Snort
>Woo boy
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>>29221451
They avoid running out of gas by keeping the population way down
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>>29221528
Then how are they made? Is it like the movie robots where you can buy a kid and build it yourself?
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You guys realize that the Cars were made originally as a learning tool for Autistic children right? put a face on something autistic kids like to look at, help them learn faces.
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>>29221288
The girl car had a tramp stamp, so I'm pretty sure they engage in doggy-style and just mount and rut like every plain ol' quadruped.
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>>29221528
>uncultured swine, who fucking cares about gazing at the stars when we have all this great dirt down here

>>29221572
That was a metaphor for designer babies.
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>>29221288
They build briendships das last forever :DDD
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They make them with spare parts I assume.
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>>29221634
Where does he slip it in. Do cars have car wieners. Is an unwanted baby car refereed to as a car accident? Can they peg me when my ass gets boggy?
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>>29221442
>Why are planes and cars sentient while boats are just hunks of metal?
In Cars 2 you can see a lot of sentient boats and ships
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>>29221528
Calm down man, no need for that hostility....
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>Thomas the train
>jayjay the anti semetic plane

I'd assume Samson would let the trains chug up his ass but how do they manage?

Like if an asteroid struck earth would they fossilize or melt?
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Look at "The Pixar Theory" in youtube, maybe your answer is there.
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Probably something like this
or stuff like that
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I wonder if there would be autistic broken down cars parked in their moms storage garage complaining about how subarus are ruining carmerica and watching go kart porn
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Planes having sex
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I know they're having sex with humans here but I guess its kinda the same
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it is the same with cars aswell right?
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space shuttle sex?
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>>29221442
>Why haven't they depleted all fossil fuels if they're slurping gasoline smoothies on the daily?
This is just the smart-car continent in the Matrix world. They have farms of humans they turn into the biofuel.
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What kind of plane is this?
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I kinda wondered if there is some 34 for cars the movie
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>>29221288
What decides what's a toy in Toy Story? Are dog toys sentient? Sex toys? What about Legos? Is each individual piece or whatever the user makes with them alive? What about pet rocks, or favorite blankets, and other things children play with that can be toys but aren't necessarily. Are they sometimes alive and sometimes not, depending on the child?
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Where do all these cables come from anyways
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what the FUCC

oringalio
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That's all folks original
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I lied, there's more.
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like this
foksd]sd
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Whatcha gonna do?
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>>29221969
exciting
too bad you cant see his manhood :^)
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Is this a heli?
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This makes me unironically hard
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Imagine if they would cross breed with humans
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>>29222007
delicious Russian hind
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black hawk down over
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tank tank tank make the human cum
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Almost off this ride.
are you ready?
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This time its the last one for reals.
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>>29221514
>Are all the trains autistic?
kek
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>>29221727
>Is an unwanted baby car refereed to as a car accident?
kekaroni and cheese
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>>29222154
>>>/d/ has threads for this stuff sometimes. Including other stuff like tanks and cars.
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>>29221288

Pic related explains.
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>>29222234
Thanks man I needed to know this...
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>>29221442
>is their rape in the Cars universe?
I would assume so just like any other society in the world. However since it's a Disney universe I sincerely doubt it
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>>29221442
>was there a Normandy landing?

Holy shit my sides anon
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>>29221288
THEY STICK IT IN THE TAILPIPE, YA DINGUS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLfzyqONlF0
>Tfw even cars get more fug than u
;-;7
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