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Do people really not have the energy to piss in a bathroom?? ffs
My chad bf does this, it's just insanely kekworthy knowing he has no clue piss bottles and shitjugs are a meme
>>24559856
I have fartbags.
>>24559868
mental illness is a hell of a drug
I get the one gallon Gatorade jugs from Walmart. They have plastic grip handles on top so I have no fear of dropping it while I'm pissing, and they have a nice wide hole that I can put my entire dick into.
5 stars
>>24559868
i don't like leaving my room at night because my parents think I go to sleep at 11. I actually stay up until about 4-5 and sleep til noon, they think I get up after they leave for work. I've also got to hide snacks in the daytime so I have something to eat later.
>>24559884
>girl
Hi.
Some guy watched me pee in a cup recently. Does that count?
>>24559933
>>girl
>Hi.
he could be a faggot dude
>tfw ran out of room in dresser for pissbottle storage
>all my piss has settled and this white stuff (like pulp) is floating at the bottom of the bottles (I know it's sperm)
I regret this. I think I'll just throw them away. Fuck dumping them down the shitter.
>>24560038
You can make them explode with certain stuff
>live with parents
>can only sneak one or two bottles out a day to throw in the sewer drainage
>can never decide whether to give priority to piss bottles or empty liquor bottles
>mfw every crevice of my room is filled with built up supply of liquor bottles and bottles of piss
which ones should I try to get rid of? obviously I don't want my mom to find either of them but I don't know whats worse, her finding empty liquor or piss bottles
>>24560114
Toss the piss, anon. Do it tonight even.
>pissjug almost full
>still go
>fills up and flows over
>tfw room smells like piss
>still havent emptied it
>>24560141
k. is pissing in a bottle really worse than drinking liquor in my room? which one is more worrisome?
>>24560198
pissing in a bottle
>>24560198
The piss is substantially worse. Even if the liquor is worrisome, it isn't undignified. Worst case scenario, they talk to you about your drinking problem. Piss bottles? They realize you're an autistic robot fuck up.
>>24559979
Its not a faggot
Do you know how much money I would pay, just a down payment, to roll over and go "stay still I am peeing" into a water bottle
Instead of, get up, hope your family is asleep, walk naked to the bathroom, collapse onto the toilet, squeeze out urine, and HOPE you go back to fucking sleep
oh bloo bloo no one loves me, at least you can PEE IN BED
>>24559856
I have a story.
>10+ years ago
>be 16
>visiting brother at college dorm
>brother has bathroom across hall but still has piss jug
>don't believe it's a piss jug
>I'm a girl and I've never heard of this before
>brother says take a smell if you don't believe me
>jug is regular 2 liter pop bottle, green plastic with brownish liquid inside
>brother unscrews cap and attempts to waft pee toward me
>squeezes sides and sends spray of old brown pee drops at my face
>tfw your brother slashes you with week old pee
I don't care if you believe me, but this story is 100% true and still horrifying. Use a fucking toilet or go pee on a tree.
>>24559868
i hate my brother and my family in general i feel very bothered interacting and even them seeing me at times. it perhaps stems from a mix of autism, ocd, being bullied, social anxiety, and depression.
ive noticed that im more social when my brother i hate (hes a bully and a chad and a psychopath) isnt living with us. and i go out of my room more and interact more with my family. when he was living at home though the last time it was hell and i rarely left my room if he was home.
>>24560273
The idea between piss bottles/jugs is that you don't need to leave your room. I only use them when I'm too messed up to leave my room because of drugs, but when it comes to that, they're very useful. But letting them fill up and sit around is disgusting, I deal with them once I'm sober enough to feel like I can leave my room.
>Not building a pipe directly to your toilet from your computer, and a wire running to the flush handle
C u c k detected.
>>24560273
fuck off
i really want women to leave this board.
or at least never mention their gender.
you saying youre a girl added nothing new to the story except for my hate.
>>24560360
Now that would be a sight to see.
I cant use a piss bottle more than 1 night. Even if I get it 1/3rd to half full, I screw the caps back on and if you re-open it, the smell is very dank and gross. I've had 1 bottle sitting next to my trash can for a week now, it probably smells horrible
>>24560375
It's super simple to make. Just tubes, and a mechanism that pulls the piss through the tube into the toilet, maybe an air vacuum on one end. Also a way to clean it out to prevent mold.
>>24560360
>not having daddy install a floor drain in your room underneath the computer desk for your birthday present
poorfag detected
>>24560436
For some reason, I think my parents would protest to me doing this.
>>24560450
Just threaten them like I did
>>24560465
Ha, rather just stick to the jugs.
For a while when I was like 11-12 I'd just straight up piss in my trash can sometimes and then I'd wonder why my parents thought it was gross / yell at me and friends looked at me funny. Even 1 time I had a friend over playing video games and asked him to look away while I pissed in the trash can. At a different house my room was on the 2nd floor and my buddy and I would smoke weed and just piss straight out the window
I used to piss out the window because I lived upstairs and it was quite a ways to the bathroom and I was easily spooked. I was probably 10 at the time. Never thought to just use a jug though.
>not using piss buckets
>>24559856
>tried pissing in a bottle
>couldn't get my dick in
>>24560579
I did that too when I was a kid and the weather was nice (so the windows were open already). the rest of the year I would usually just try to hold it and go back to sleep (with mixed often unwanted results...) or I would sometimes brave the journey to the bathroom.
>>24559856
I don't regularly use piss bottles but sometimes i fill one up and throw it at my neighbors house.
I prefer to wear diapers.
In fact I'm going to put one on soon.
>>24559885
D-do you save them?
>not using diapers instead...
>diaper master race.
>>24560224
you can pee in bed. You don't need a piss bottle for that.
>>24562749
This anon knows what's up. Also, good choice with the dry 24/7s
>>24562834
How often do you wear?
What's your favorite brand?
I like Dry 24/7s the best, but I also like Abena and Molicare. A+ are nice feeling, but they're smaller than the site said and leak pretty easy.
Those are all the brands worth mentioning that I've used.
>>24560273
Be my gf?
I will give u allowance if ur good. no c uck plz.
I trow away my piss bottles too, jus 4 u
>>24560273
Where do you live?
Would you ever date a robot?
I have a lot of money.
>>24562994
I tend to wear pretty much every night and sometimes during the day.
I'm not sure what my favorite is, I like Seni Quatro, Abena M4s, Molicare Super Plus, Tena Slip Maxi, and Dry 24/7.
I have been meaning to try the XP medical A+, but I haven't yet. It is on my list to try though. I am starting to run low and need to restock fairly soon but I only feel comfortable ordering when my mom is on vacation.
I think it's a shame that Tena discontinued the all plastic Maxi slips.
How about you? How often do you wear?
>>24563187
I go through about a case a year, though now that I've been getting high all the time I prefer not to wear them as often so I can fap when I feel like it.
>>24563207
I've always had an issue with staying dry at night, so wearing at night is partly for that. I also have underpads on my bed and a waterproof mattress protector in case if there is a leak or if I'm not padded that night and have an accident (which would mainly happen if I fell asleep while using my laptop in bed before I put one on.
>>24563552
>bedwetting
I know that feel, but it happens so infrequently with me that it'd be a waste to wear anything. I don't even have a mattress protector since my mattress is kind of worn anyway.
Honestly the only time I've ever done this was when i was stuck in bed nearly dying of a cold. Had those wide mouthed poweraide bottles to it was possible to do. at first I was really thinking it would end in disaster but then I realized if I spread my labia I wouldn't have as much of the "numb on end of a hose" effect and it would work better.
>>24560273
Another girl. Hey sexy do you want to be my Valentine
>>24563591
It's not every night that I have an issue, but it is frequent enough that it is worth it for me to wear at night for that reason. I am especially likely to have an accident if I had too much fluids too soon to when I go to sleep, am really tired, sick, intoxicated, or forget to go to the bathroom before bed/fall asleep before I was planning to, but even if none of those factors are present I can still have an issue.
The underpads and my waterproof mattress protector are more for ease of clean up than protecting the mattress. I've had the same mattress since I was 3, and although much of the time it was protected, there were some years where there wasn't and I would just try to hide it, put towels on it to dry it, change the sheets, and when I was in HS I would flip the mattress after trying to dry it with towels, so it's pretty stained...
>>24563975
I only wet the bed a little less than once a month. Before last week the last time it happened was July I think.
