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Making a thread because no one else will
>Autosaging after 270 posts
Wew lads, wew
>>24523978
>he doesn't know about the Jantiturds throwing fits.
can i repost my feels from last thread please?
TildeAnon if you're here..
>>24523260
I dunno man
I mean, I've got a comfy career doing something i enjoy doing but that's all i've got
Obviously i've got a nice family around me but i've got no friends, don't do anything outside of work.
I'm just bored of it all.
And it may be obvious with you guys saying "just go out and do something" but i don't know what to do.
>>24523978
>>24524061
Is this the end of britfeel?
>tfw applying for a job I'm not qualified for in the slightest as part of a uni programme
>application must be reviewed and approved by module leader
What a fucking waste of time. Have to apply for a job at Oxford when I'm in second year with no experience in the field other than "I went to some lectures every now and again"
>>24524105
Yep, I'm here anon~
Good job on having a comfy career anon~ Have you tried making friends with your co-workers? Since you're in a similar environment you already have something in common. Maybe ask about after work drinks or something? Even if it's just menial small talk, baby steps will eventually cover a huge distance~
You could always take up something out of work as well, like a hobby that forces you to socialise~ That seems like a good way to make friends, at least to me~
Best of luck to you anon! Hope you feel better soon~
RIP in piece britfeel ;_;
Hopefully the faggot ass janitor will choke on a hotpot and die tonight
>>24524261
Relax senpai.
It happens all the time.
>>24524236
I'm friends with all the guys in the office, we all get along so well and there's rarely a boring day there.
No one lives locally though which is an issue for going out after work. they're also all married, kids etc so it's not ideal.
Who else drinking? I'm having some ale alone right now.
>>24524405
you alone at a pub
pretty pathetic lad
>>24524427
I like to pretend I am being social. It's the closest thing I can do to real socializing since I have no friends.
Just bought a new graphics card and power supply lads. I cant wait to get sweaty
>>24524405
4 cans of old speckled hen in the fridge
>>24524459
pretending by drinking by yourself at pub?
there are better options like taking an evening class, like learning to cook or something, least this way you would talk to people
>>24524568
I am here for work. My options are stay at the hotel or go out and do something. This is something even if it's sort of sad.
To the anon with hygiene problems from the last thread, who we affectionately started calling Stinker:
>>24523319
What shampoo, bodywash, soap etc. do you use in the shower?
How much bodyhair you have, your weight, your fitness will also contribute.
>>24524611
stay at the hotel and ave a wank lad
anyone want a fight?
seriously, I'll meet up with anyone wherever you live, I just want to feel something
I'll buy you a pint afterwards
Just tried a saveloy, bloody nice it was too.
>>24524405
I have 18 bottles of Coors to get through because some clown in a previous thread told me it was good.
Disappointed desu
>>24524344
That really doesn't sound like an easy situation anon~
Is there anyway you could meet people locally? That sounds like the best bet IMO~ If not, try inviting people from work to where you live to do something.
The marriage and kids thing is a little harder though. Is there really nobody at your work in the same situation as you?
>>24524809
>>24524405
reeeeee quit triggering my alcoholism
I was hoping to stick it out until the weekend
>>24524823
i'm trying online dating sites, i might get lucky and manage a date with someone.
i might get even luckier and get something out of it.
i'm not a really outgoing type of person, i suffered with social anxiety from about 16-19 and it's getting a bit better now. i feel much more confident about myself in social situations.
man it feels good to talk about this
>>24524872
You'll make me a very, very proud man if you drink anon, just have some tonight.
>>24524872
Don't give in anon, don't drink a tasty, cool, refreshing beer.
>>24524897
>i'm trying online dating sites, i might get lucky and manage a date with someone.
>trying
>>24524897
Good lad for trying your best~ Nice to hear your anxiety's getting better as well. Good job on improving that anon!
You really deserve to be happy anon~ You're really trying your best!
It's good to talk about feels anon! bottling things up is unhealthy~
>making a super cool cake
>good so far
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lads
>tfw britfeel dies without me
i swear to fucking christ...
'misogyny' must be the word of 2015
even though I haven't heard it being used correctly ONCE
>You're a dick
You're an asshole
>You're a bitch
You're a MISOGYNIST
>>24524405
are you actually at the brewdog?
in camden?
>>24524964
>smug anime lady
Disregard this post, the man is mentally handicaped
>>24525055
>disregarding animu posts
Go ahead anon, throw 50% of the site's content into the garbage can why don't you?
>>24525051
Nah, Manchester.
>>24524710
never had this, had to look up what it was.
never seen a fish and chip shop with it on display.
who /fatty/ here?
it's donner meat by the way
>>24525231
never??
go bloody get one lad/.
>>24525240
ill feel stupid if I ask for one and they don't do it.
>>24525253
order online
>>24525253
mate, it's a bloody chippy!
they all do it.
>tfw getting a job via nepotism
I feel dirty but money is money
>>24525231
They're extremely common m8, i was nervous but finally took the plunge and am so glad I did.
do you people really talk like this
>>24525336
like what matey?
lovin the vengaboys right now lads
boom boom boom boom
>>24525352
those 90s sluts from the we like to party video.
hhnng
>>24525352
up 'n' down
Normies had a raffle at work today lads. Gambling doesn't interest me but decide the odds are not too bad so i throw a quid in the pot and make my choice. Happens I'm not very popular in the office as I sit alone and keep to myself to myself..
Only turns out I fucking! Certain normies not happy at all! Fucking made my day if I say so ... 30 britbong prize to pay for my weekend vodka.
>>24525238
Don't you ever look at something like that and wonder what you're doing?
>>24525352
Seen them live m8, quality.
>>24525238
>>24525412
Is that whole thing one meal deal?
>>24525412
No, why would I senpai?
>>24525426
Yeah I saw the option in the meal deals and thought fuck it sounds good.
>>24525415
jellyaf
>>24525100
I'm not missing out on much if I do 2bh
nice repeating digits
I missed so many classes lads
I need the willpower to go tomorrow
>>24525427
Because it's clearly a meal deal for 2 people
>3 hours and 15 minutes until paper deadline
>Halfway done with no sources
Fooling myself into thinking I can rush it in that time and get an okay mark.
>>24525352
Glad you reminded me about them senpai
>>24525466
Why would this bother me in the slightest though? I like having stuff I can warm up later this evening, I'm just getting it for a cheaper by having a meal deal. I don't really care about if it may be intended for two people.
>>24525466
I occasionally do that and I'm not even fat, I just eat it for dinner and breakfast the next day. I don't usually eat that regularly.
>>24525523
>warmed up kebab meat and chips
>>24525541
Chips are an absolutely no warmed up, I'll be eating all the chips with the meat even though I enjoy warmed up kebab meat, the burger will be a snack later.
>>24525557
I often buy pizza deals designed for a few people and just eat them over the weekend.
>going through some old photos
>used to look relatively happy and healthy
>catch the reflection of my face in the monitor
>look ugly and miserable and feel the same
>>24525587
Same, I enjoy getting deals with multiple pizzas when I have that, it just means easy food for a few days.
survived first two days of wagekeking in 7 years lads. thank god it's only 2 days a week
>>24525457
I got an email from my uni asking why I haven't been attending for the past 3 weeks and that I need to ring the faculty.
Don't know what to say. Any ideas lads?
>>24525654
ring them and ask what colour panties they are wearing
>>24525587
What's the best way to store pizza for a weekend. What about meat pizzas? Are they safe to eat a day or two later?
>tfw my old dealer is selling quarters for 50bong
>thinking of getting an hour train each way to pick up half an ounce
>can't smoke inside and it's really cold outside now
>might be shit weed, but I haven't smoked for a while so I'll still get high
Make the call guys, do I waste my last day off picking up weed?
I'm nearly out of my overdraft but may regret spending my hard earned money
>>24525676
Bag it up and put in fridge, will last around 3 days, heat it up good when you microwave/oven it to eat it.
>>24525654
I haven't been since uni started. If I fail these exams in January I guess i'm going to have to drop out.
>>24525469
Look up topics you've mentioned, use the sources listed on wikipedia.
>>24525752
Are your uni contacting you about it? What do you tell them?
>>24525676
Keep it in the fridge and heat it up if it is going to be more than 12 hours
>>24525772
kek, that's what I do, sources right at the end of the assignment . fuck the system
>>24525711
yes, weed will help, also smoking outside will make you feel warm and then you can go back indoors and be warm
>>24525654
Tell them if they keep harassing you you'll be getting your solicitor involved.
Who here /Landan/?
>classes all day, 10 to 6
>no time for lunch
>overcrowded uni
>class moved to other UoL college 30min away
>45min commute
>caught in rush hour morning and evening
>it's too cold outside
>it's too hot in tube and inside classrooms
>sacrificed snack money to top up oyster card
>too much work to do this weekend, can't even relax
>tired, hungry and ill all week
>Personal tutor is arrogant
>why did I choose this
Should have gone to some provincial uni to avoid all this horror
>>24525773
They sent me an email and I ignored it. My parents are going to flay me alive if they ever found out.
>>24525844
should get someone to sign you in m8e. if your uni still uses paper registers like mine did
>get a job
>find myself remarking on it when I have a good drive to or from work with no delays
>sometimes get the feeling as if I've just woken up from a dream and am now standing in Tesco with a shopping trolley doing a weekly shop
Is this it? I finished uni and got a job and everything but... is this life, now? Until I die? Is this what everyone does?
I don't know how to describe it, I feel like when I was at uni I had a sense of purpose because I was working towards a qualification, but now what?
>>24525844
I'm so glad in sixth form I figured out how much
I can skip without ever getting any of that shit
and still scoring well on exams.
>But then this gets fucked up when I'm actually ill
>>24525844
I'm tempted to ignore mine too. I only got it this morning after three weeks of absence.
The thing is I'm still doing the work. I got an assignment mark back on monday. Got 66%. Surely they won't kick me out if I'm still submitting my assignments in?
>>24525886
Mine does too. But don't have no friends to do that for me, have nobody to ask.
>>24525935
You shouldn't ignore it. All unis have attendance requirements. mine is 70%. If you neglect to contact them back, they will fucking kick you out. simple.
>>24525886
They do, but I don't know anyone in my classes. I'm retaking the year.
Not sure what I'm going to do desu, thinking of going to the doctor desu, kind of been depressed for a while.
fuck me the apprentice has fallen off
they're fucking organising a birthday party for kids
>>24525977
I'm fucked then.
>>24526001
Same senpai. Just another reason to hate myself really.
>>24526031
I'm in my last year too.
>>24526045
just show up a few times
don't ruin your life by being a bell end
>>24526054
I could go to a few classes a week, but 70% of classes is too much for me.
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
>apply to tesco via their stupid careers website
>for fucking minimum wage part time
>four times to different same jobs
>instant fail, even though the fucking questionnaire answers are right
FUCKING TESCO I JUST WANT A MINIMUM WAGE JOB REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24526206
Tesco isn't minimum wage mate
you'd be on about 7.50 an hour
>>24525977
Mine didn't I did end up failing but they never got back to me on not turning up or not doing any assignments
>>24526197
lazy bastard
>>24525911
Yeah, I have an ok job and it might become a career but I don't want to move out of my parents house because its basically accepting that I'm wageslave and would need to keep working just to afford things I don't want
>fuck up my undergrad
>barely attended any classes
>many of my essays handed in late, marks capped as a result
>barely survive my last year exams
>royally fuck up my dissertation,didn't even see my supervisor, so naturally got no feedback
>end up getting 2:2 for my BA
>all my prospects for postgrad crushed
>rejected by KCL,TCD and Warwick
>mfw accepted by UCL
Life is strange
>>24526206
Applied for tesco myself using the careers website last week.
My application is still pending and i've got the feeling I won't even get so much as an interview.
>got a temp job for 3 days this week
>first day today
>it's in a call centre, and I hate speaking on the phone
>only accepted because it's asking a simple question, and I don't have to try to sell anything
>still clearly not as good as the normies around me, who actually sound like call centre people despite also being temps who have never done it before
>had 4 hours of actual work today, and it dragged like hell
>very little change between each call, can't speak to anyone around me obviously, and no end goal to aim for, just a big pile of phone numbers to get through
>dreading the 2 whole days of this I'll have tomorrow and the day after
At least I'll be able to say I've tried it, in case anyone asks why I don't get a call centre job.
>>24525911
Sorry m8. This is it for the next 50 years. Other people have gfs and relationships as well, of course, which keeps them motivated and gives them things to look forward to and to aim for.
>go to interview for comfy steward job at Old Trafford
>everyone there is a literal mong
>one guy needs help filling out the personal details form
>people come an hour late, still accepted
>everyone's ugly
>mfw I realise I am one of these people
>>24526352
UCL is the best of those, but it's a SJW breeding ground.
>>24526427
>"We're looking for high-calibre candidates with a strong academic background"
>>24526501
Was there a weird paki pervert there?
>>24526501
>They'll hire the stupidest person out of the list because they're the least likely to quit and work somewhere better
That's the problem with the rungs of the ladder which have applications like that, places like McD's are similar.
Should I have a beer or a fap m8s? I can't decide.
>>24526544
Yeah, fat bloke
>>24526549
I don't think they rejected anyone.
Think of that next time you go to a game and see those stewards. They will hire anyone and there's no training.
>>24526538
Nigga just let me push trolleys.
>>24526565
Just have a beer m8
>>24526565
You have two hands m8
>>24524703
old pasta is old
>>24526565
You should fap before beer so you don't get that burning can't pee thing after you have fapped on beer
>>24526433
You can do a masters with a 2.2?
Also >didn't even see my supervisor
HOW?
So while I was waiting to get on the bus to work today there where two homeless smack fiends yelling about smack while everyone just trys to move away and get to work.
>>24526623
Was meant to quote this lad >>24526352
>>24526001
Pretty much. Think of it the same as having a job. If you don't turn up, you get shitcanned. Simple as that really.
>recruiter calls me about accounts assistant job
>pretty much exactly what I'm looking for
>all sounds great
>"They're looking to pay between 13k and 15k, depending on experience"
>shocked, don't know what to say, and slightly insulted by the idea of being paid minimum wage for work that isn't minimum wage level work
>tell her to put me forward for it, because it's not like I have any other options
I wish I'd told her to go fuck herself. Bet they didn't get anyone with that. And why would someone WITH EXPERIENCE accept 15k, when they could easily get 20k somewhere else?
Seriously though, it seems like the average wage for the jobs I'm looking for is going down. Last year it was like 20k, now 18k seems high.
>>24526646
apparently yeah. I guess they take into account where you studied before, as well as references. I picked two tutors I had in first year, which I least messed up, as my references.
there was a fuck-up with the assignment of my supervisor, which meant that it was too late to see him (he had to go on leave) by the time I was writing my dissertation
but yeah, it was a close call. i'm not repeating the same mistake twice, I've already started work on my MA dissertation
>>24526714
My boss gave me a pay rise to 17k and I'm supposed to be happy to have it, the average wage is 25k I am an above average employee at least. Its going to be a frosty 6 month review
>>24526714
The worst part is how you can get shit on by JSA for refusing a legitimate job offer.
They probably do get people take on the job, but just as an inbetween while finding something better. Some people have too many commitments to stay on JSA for too long.
If it makes you feel any better, that's still quite a lot more than I earn.
>>24526549
>tfw factory job
>2 other people asked to do further training for higher paid job
>get asked to do slightly higher paid job and ask to start training
>some guy left so we we're understaffed and I couldn't do the training anymore
>the other 2 left 1 week into the new jobs after 2 months of training
>mfw they should have just asked me to do it from the start because I'd love to be getting 8.50 an hour at a job a 30 min walk away that I could put on my CV for future employment opportunity, being a graduate I was easily more suitable than the girl who only studied a-levels
Qualifications are a lie, you're either born with success or not
>>24526820
but anon you can't turn down a girl for a promotion its actually rape
>>24526676
Guess I'll start going back slowly. One class tomorrow and then one on friday.
I don't have it in me to call though.
>>24526820
>>24526870
it's all about who you know, really. connections and shit.
>>24526623
>>24526646
Not him, but a lot of places want a 2:1 to consider a masters application.
As do 75% of graduate jobs, which means anyone with a 2:2 is fucked.
>>24526676
Except you're paying them for the privilege.
>>24526766
>the average wage is 25k
I saw this somewhere as well, what the fuck. Where are all these graduates earning like 35k to balance out all the other graduates on less than 20k? The highest anyone I know is on is 28k, and that's a fast-track grad scheme at KPMG.
What were you on before?
>>24526808
>If it makes you feel any better, that's still quite a lot more than I earn.
Jesus, what are you on? I didn't even hear back from that job in the end. Clearly I wasn't qualified enough to accept their scraps.
>>24526925
You should really call anon. It's obviously not going to be easy working up the courage, but it'll will probably be alot better in the long run.
>>24526980
I can't, I wouldn't know what to say.
>>24527023
Tell them you've been depressed. Cry discrimination if they try to throw you out.
I'm a NEET in the countryside without any transport. I ordered a shitload of booze to my door.
Wish me luck, lads.
>>24527044
I can't. Think I'll just email them instead even though they asked for a call.
>>24526970
>What were you on before?
16K
yes such a small increase is insulting after I cleaned out the entire department that had been filling itself with excrement for 20 years, despite not really having any experience in the field
There is probably just a handful on like 100k at daddys law firm that tip the balance up a bit
>>24526925
Good lad~
They might ask where you've been though~
Try saying a relative died and you were too upset to call the uni. Normies always pity people for things like that~
>>24527066
Godspeed, and drink plenty of water before
>>24526970
Around 11.1k. Had a funny conversation with one of the more senior members earlier about it.
>Account managers who do nearly no work take home 30k, 12k of which is bonuses they don't deserve
>Engineers who do a fuckton of work won't even get a request for 10 quid's worth of stickers approved
Come new year, I might look for a web dev position somewhere else, it's more fun than I remember it being.
>>24527078
>They might ask where you've been though~
As long as they are large classes the lecturer probably barely noticed he wasn't there
>>24527129
I'm used to small classes since all of mine are less than 15 people~
Probably should have put a bit more thought into it tbqh
>>24527069
Thats what I did last year, ended up having to go in for a really awkward talk with my tutor. Basically I just ended up implying that there was some emotional bullshit that made me stop going.
Honestly I almost broke down crying, it was not a pretty sight.
>>24527088
>Drink plenty of water before
Why before? Shouldn't that be before sleeping?
>>24527118
>get short-term contract job
>pays 100 quid a day (26k a year, if I worked that long), not sure they really realise how much that is compared to the other jobs I apply for
>find out that my supervisor isn't even earning enough to start paying her student loan back
>>24527129
They are not. One class only has like 10 people.
>>24527118
Isn't that less than minimum wage? Shit, they really expect us to be happy with literally whatever they give us, don't they. As if earning any money for work was a special privilege.
I want to introduce this girl to my parents but I know she'll come over to my house dressed as a japanese school girl and my parents will roast her hard
>>24526970
>Not him, but a lot of places want a 2:1 to consider a masters application
True, but there are ways to circumvent those restrictions:
1. Apply during the end cycle of applications, when less popular courses struggle to fill their application quota
2. Look out for more obscure courses that are related to your area of interest; there's often a surprising amount (esp. in humanities) since a lot of unis are expanding their inter-collegiate and inter-departmental courses for more applications
3. Vocational courses. Anything that represent less of an intellectual challenge, i.e. library studies, translation studies, publishing, etc,..
Obviously, there's no point doing a Masters in something you're not interested in. But to anyone else, go for it. You'd be surprised.
>>24524984
what do you think mates
pls respond
>>24527278
For me it would be a 10k gamble on me working harder than I did in undergrad.
Accounting/finance would be a pretty popular course, right? I feel like it would
>>24527300
Shit.
original comment desu
>>24527174
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34072712
Drinking water before bed doesn't really help, apparently.
Drinking water before alcohol does.
>>24527308
Aren't there specialist accountancy courses? you should do them and not a masters get whatever the industry certifications are
>>24527300
that's really cool actually
>>24527300
Looks alright senpai. You sharing it with anyone or going to enjoy enjoy it on your own?
You deserve to enjoy the fruits of your labour desu.
>>24527308
Yeah, accounting/finance are over-suscribed.
Yeah till next year, when postgrad loans come into play
>>24527300
Looks quite nice tbqh~
>>24527334
It does help me but I often don't, because I'll wake up after 5 hours with a dry mouth and feel better than I ever do after waking up, slightly not being able to remember things and a minor brain numbness is goat
>>24527338
>>24527326
ty
>>24527339
for my brothers birthday he likes reeses peices the cake is a peanut butter cake i made dont think ill like it desu too sweet
>>24527218
What part of the country you in? I earn 27k and struggle on that
>>24524405
Got a new job with Bath Ales today, got to sample their festivity porter ale which I don't think is on sale yet. Pretty interesting flavour, would recommend you try it if you're in the region this season.
>>24527335
Not entirely sure I actually want to get into accounting as a career, so the specific qualifications might be too narrowly focused to benefit me if I didn't stay in that area. Whereas a Masters in it would probably look great at any business.
I haven't thought that much about doing one, but it's been a vague idea for a while.
>>24527384
>Yeah till next year, when postgrad loans come into play
I hadn't considered this, it's a good idea.
>>24527439
Bristol. Lucked out with where I live, I pay 400 a month and bills are included. Good thing I saved most of my wage, it's paid for my 3 months of NEETdom since the contract ended.
Where do you live? London? The South-east?
>>24527486
>Bath Ales shilling on /britfeel/
black people lads desu
>>24527517
I live in a shit heap in the north and rent is for some reason quite expensive, 400 a month would only get a you a room here never mind bills
>>24527517
Yeah, outskirts of london and travel in. Mortgage isn't too expensive but 3500 travelcard to london and everything else is so expensive here
>>24527393
ty lad ~~~~~~~~~
>>24525844
When you get kicked out they will know. What you gonna tell them then?
>>24527517
>400 a month
Fucking hell, I'm living in a crummy flat at 850 a month, I want to die now
Will the UK still exist in 100 years?
>>24527883
only if we leave the EU
>>24527883
only if we stay in the EU
>>24527883
It'll be a muslim country unless we leave the EU. But we won't.
>>24527883
Only as part of the Grand Eurasian Caliphate
>>24527883
we will be overrun by mudslimes
>>24527883
Nope. It will be called Syria 2.0
gonna go buy a pack of cigs
>>24527963
>muslims already here outbreeding us
>leaving the EU means opening our borders to more muslim countries
EU has nothing to do with it i'm afraid. In fact, those white christian Poles will likely be replaced with browns.
>>24527977
hope the uk's still here when you come back guy
>>24527883
Doubt it, muslims will be the majority and will turn it into a muslim state.
>>24527977
What you smoking tonight lad
>>24528017
It's already gone mate.
The glory days of Britannia are long gone, it's just a husk of what it used to be, waiting to be finally put out of its misery.
>>24527883
The best we can hope for is the great war to come soon
Any Mancunians around? I am an Americans who has to spend a lot of time in Manchester and would love to find a sketchy/dodgy pub that reminds me of home. What are some of the shittiest pubs near here?
Fuck off /pol/
Wonder why this comment isn't considered original
>>24528220
Hello abdul!
How go's the pray time today?
>>24527963
>>24528011
Guess we'll just have to breed more white babies to compete with the Muslims, fortunately it won't be a problem finding a faithful wife to raise those children, thanks to feminism.
>>24525841
honestly if it were me id just run away. How do you manage all that lad
The niqab should be banned.
>>24528254
Can't you just donate to an sperm bank? It'd be more succesful at spreading your geners than you, seeing that you're in /r9k/.
Just ordered a cheeky kebab and garlic sauce, tastes good!
>>24527487
I work at a big 4, imo don't do an accountantcy and finance degree
They accept any degree. While it will give a slight advantage, a random degree but better extracurricular stuff/having an actual personality will get you much further
>>24528144
A dodgy pub in Manchester will get you killed.
>>24528011
Too late to stop it anyway, we let too many in and they just breed too fast. Shortsighted actions from the last 30 years of government.
Was working with a classroom of kids the other day, 2/30 were white.
>>24528301
You can't do it anonymously any more so when the child turns 18 they can track you down.
>>24528234
What a fucking loser lmao
>>24528333
I got a 2:2, doubt they'd be accepting me anyway. I'm also incredibly boring, so don't have that extra-curricular stuff either.
>tfw was too busy with depression
>>24528386
Yeah that's true. It's all over desu. This place will be a caliphate one day. There will be another dark age before Islam grows up and becomes decent like Christianity did.
>Actually like my job
>I'm in a pretty secluded part of my company, it's literally me, another person, a third person if he needs to use a spare computer and a dog.
>Setting up Christmas dinner stuff
>Rather than have a Christmas party this year, they're gonna go out
>First Christmas with them
>Worried because this means I have to probably talk to the staff rather than walk by and say hi or hand them shit when they ask
>I'll probably have to cling onto the only person I really know there and that'll make me seem creepy maybe.
>Plus I hate Christmas dinner, sprouts, ew. I dont wanna be the only one sitting there picking at the dinner. I'm a pretty picky eater, none of them know this yet.
>Someone suggests just going to the pubs for drinks.
>I go all for that.
>I'll just wait for everyone to get drunk, then they wont remember any embarrassing shit.
>I go ahead and make a Wetherspoons suggestion, since they have a Christmas menu on, that way people who wanna just drink can, and those who wanna eat can
>Everyone seems all for it
>I go home
>Come back the next day
>Everyone decided to go for a meal since it's cheaper then follow for drinks after if they want
>They chose a cheaper place
>They went for all you can eat so people can choose what they want.
Eh, I'll take it, means I can choose what I want and no Christmas dinner. I just hope people don't point out how little I'm eating. Still, being with all these people I don't know as well. I know I can say no, but I'd probably be the only one.
>>24528254
>whites get lower birth rates due to feminism
>muslims have no problem with this as no feminism is allowed for their women
Feminism is just going to speed it all up for the global caliphate. Thank you SJW.
>>24528407
What do you do now then? Worried I might end up with a 2.2 aswell.
>>24528459
And when women start being genuinely oppressed by the muslims they will blame white men for the problems all over again
>>24528407
Ok fair enough, it's basically over if you have a 2:2 (is my understanding anyway)
>>24528487
put in the effort and get a 2:1. Why bother paying your 27 grand
bought a pack of cigs
watching I'm a celeb, biting the normie bullet...
soon I'll be tweeting about something one of them did, with copious amounts of 'omg' and emoticons.
And I'll finally learn what a hashtag is
>>24528338
I doubt it. So far Manchester has been far tamer than back home. I bet it has like 1/10 the murder rate.
how do I make friends, I'd like to be friends with someone a lot more interesting than me and a lot more talkative
I'm so lonely and I've turned so bitter
>>24528459
It's not a feminism thing mate, most whites have kids when they're ready and can support them, plus most whites are not in council housing so they're crippled by rent/mortgages so have kids much later and less kids.
Muslims are all in council housing or use family money to buy up piles of property. Then just get a wife handed to them when they come of age then start having kids right away without considering consequences and just letting the government pick up the slack
>>24528649
Are you from St. Louis or something? Killadelphia? Bodymore?
>>24528487
Since graduating last year, I have:
>Stuffed envelopes for minimum wage (Sept - May)
>Done some pensions admin work, fixed term contract - I was the only applicant to turn up to the interview (June - August)
>Been a NEET, while actively looking for work (Sept - now)
Seriously, don't get a 2:2. A lot of people won't acknowledge it where you are now, but if you look at any decent graduate jobs online you'll see that they all need 2:1s. Getting this grade has has been literally the biggest regret of my life.
>>24528649
Where are you from? Detroit? Chicago? Milwaukee?
>>24528682
Actually it may turn out it's about education, when a population gets educated, the birth rate drops. I guess civilisation will eventually just implode, may as well watch as much anime as we can until that happens.
>>24528772
Yeah that's what I was getting at really, whites are mostly educated and too sensible to shit out kids left right and centre. Muslims still have arranged marriage and uneducated women who are happy to have 4 kids by 25
>>24528761
>>24528683
Grew up just outside of Detroit in a place called Deerborn. Now I live in Albuquerque though. I'd imagine either is worse than anywhere in the UK.
Really don't want to go back to CBT monday
>>24528949
>either is worse than anywhere in the UK.
The immigrant areas of most cities are pretty dangerous
>>24528963
iktfb
>tfw you really can't take any more and have reached your limit then mistress gives you one more hard kick
>>24528995
Said the guy who is afraid of his own shadow
>>24528963
Five days should be enough time for them to recover, though
>>24529031
Muslims stalking you are not a shadow mohammod
>>24528649
Guess some American places would be worse. Manchester still has a shitty horrible reputation though.
>>24529031
But isn't your shadow the best place for a dark-skinned person to hide?
Don't trust those shadows. Never know when ISIS could be hiding in them.
>>24529074
How the fuck would you know?
You never leave your house you deluded misfit
>>24529124
Nice assumptions, there is no need to be so salty if you do live in a ghetto you must know they have a lot of assaults and the police won't do anything because you can't insult their culture or something
reminder to fuck off pakis
goodbye moon men
>>24529167
Just laughing at you right now mate, you are the definition of pathetic
>>24529112
>>24529074
Wouldn't a pub be a great place to stay away from Muslims? It's not like they can drink.
>>24529173
They really are the worst desu
>>24529225
Wouldn't really know, my area is something like 97.5% white british.
If you were worried, you could just carry around emergency self-defense bacon, I guess.
>>24524472
bought a new graphics card a week ago but it still hasn't shipped.
I just finally want to play Witcher 3 on decent graphics and 60fps :(
Sleep well my wonderful white friends, I hope your dreams are pleasant and pure. Everyone else, pls go.
>>24529225
Depends if its in a rough area with them, going on your own and being identified as a tourist/outsider is a good way to get robbed.
Look for pubs/bars not clubs that have bouncers that look big no doubt you'll find tables melting from the years of puke/beer spilled on them and toilets overflowing in piss with no doors on the stalls
>>24524472
>Tfw debating on if I should get a new laptop or not.
>tfw you went to the same uni as poleboo
>tfw there is a small but real chance you met poleaboo
>>24529455
I'd be more concerned about the very real possibility that poleaboo has a video of you shitting.
>>24529349
right on brother, fight the good fight
>>24529112
>But isn't your shadow the best place for a dark-skinned person to hide?
Konata bringing the facts, stay safe anons.
>>24529479
Is he the same one who pissed in peoples milk, I may know someone who has drank poleboos piss
>>24529504
>tfw your only personal contact talks to you less and less
>>24528750
Damn man, that sounds rough.
>>24529541
That's him, yes.
>>24529541
Yeah that's him. The same guy that peered over the changing rooms at the swimming pool so he could spy on 6 year olds getting dressed.
>"Tunnel Snakes rule!"
http://www.tunnelsnakes.com
>>24529629
Also would walk past a nursery while going to uni even though it was longer to take that route.
>>24529649
dad?
how did you figure out how to open firefox?
>>24529649
were the fuck did they get the jackets from?
or was that the experiment of vault 101, a dozen leather jackets and a ton of pomade and see how long a greaser gang takes to be formed
>>24529665
It isn't that much of the way I think the nursery was on the way up the hill
>>24529695
101's experiment was a totalitarian overseer.
Interesting question though, There were no scavenging parties, the vault door had apparently never been opened since the bombs fell.
Amazing how they aren't all inbred. They must have started with hundreds of dwellers.
>>24529695
Bethesda story telling everyone...
>>24529740
>There were no scavenging parties, the vault door had apparently never been opened since the bombs fell.There were scouts there are reports on the overseers computer
>>24529728
He said it gave him an 'exciting rush' when he walked past even though it was quicker to not go past it.
should i get this guys?
>You'll never have a gf who enjoys listening to your in depth analysis of the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire.
Why live to be honest lads.
>>24529800
>You'll never have a gf
>>24529800
>caring about some second rate islamist shit heap
I don't blame them, senpai
>>24528750
Don't feel too bad, I graduated just over a year ago with a 2:1 BSc from Manchester and haven't managed to get a single job. I've become a disillusioned, fat, alcoholic cunt and alienated most of my friends. Obviously I won't commit suicide because I'm rational, but everything is fucked.
>>24529792
Neat senpai. How much is it?
>hit midnight
>thread dies
Was it all lies, is everyone really in bed for work tomorrow?
>>24529800
Tell us about the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire, anon
this can't be posted here again
>>24529866
Nope.
Will probably be up for another couple of hours.
>tfw you and your potential bf just didn't click when meeting in person
Messed that one up. A real shame, he's such a sweet person too.
>>24529866
lurking and maybe the odd post until 3-6am depending on how tired I am
>>24523942
Quints for Britfeel
>>24529792
Absolutely, qt as fuck
>>24529866
I'm here till 7am. I'm pulling an all nighter for uni work. The question is will I actually do any work. So far, I have yet to start anything and it's past midnight.
>>24529866
I should be in bed but i'm probably going to sneak another drink and wank in before collapsing
>>24529588
The worst part is watching the people around you move ahead in their careers and lives. I realised earlier how much more money I would have if I had had a proper job this year, which was depressing.
>>24529838
Fuck, what in? I've also become disillusioned, and have essentially given up on actually applying to jobs. They never reply, and recruiters call me and offer to put me forward for jobs fairly often, so I go with that instead.
It really sucks realising that you're the least successful person you know, though.
>>24529951
be my rebound bf pls
>>24529951
Needed an excuse to post this.
>>24529951
are u a cute girl or a faggot
>>24529844
I'm finding it for55 quid+shipping and import tax.
>>24530047
Thats really tempting. I'm no expert, but it looks really nice.
>>24529996
A degree in Neuroscience. Apparently sounding impressive means fuck all. Yeah, I'm "learning to code" but that's just something I say so I don't have to drink every night to sleep.
>It really sucks realising that you're the least successful person you know
Don't I fucking know it. Blitzed through school with all A's. Coasted uni with a 2:1. The dumb bitch that dropped out of school for an abortion is now a leading marketer or some shit on 30k.
>>24529951
>tfw didn't even get to meeting stage with my potential bf because I'm ugly as fuck
>>24530013
>>24530042
I'm a guy lads. And after that incident of not clicking with him, I'm kind of sad and don't want to see anyone right now.
>>24530026
kek I was about to use that image too for my post.
Online and real life are so different. I think the biggest mistake I made was appearing way too confident online, I'm actually pretty shy and nervous irl. Shouldn't have been as over confident. Maybe would have been better to video call or even voice chat before meeting too. It was all text talking till we met.
is there any reason to buy a 4k TV yet?
My mum has always cut my hair but she's not around anymore
I need a hair cut but I don't want to talk to anyone
I don't even know what to ask for.
Help
>>24530096
>2015
>watching tv
lol
britfeel is the only thing really left in r9k that is actually worth anything.
>>24530129
what about those nudes of your mum
>>24530170
that saggy titted old bitch?
she got old and boring aged ago.
>>24530074
Sorry to hear that mate. I'm sure you'll have luck at some point. I wouldn't say I'm attractive and still managed that meet with him, even though it didn't go as well as we hoped.
>>24530181
were going into 88 miles per hour grandma stop looking at that spoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24530073
>on 30k
30K is peanuts mate
>>24530232
Better than being a neet with a degree though. That's a really horrid feeling.
>>24530249
Yeah that's true but I wouldn't beat yourself up over it, 30K isn't even enough to settle down with a house.
>>24529866
Practising shorthand until I'm sleepy, completely ruined my sleeping pattern recently
>>24530232
>>24530297
>I'll be lucky to make 30k after another 5 years of working as hard as I can
>>24530340
I make 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills
>>24530361
Then you are a retard, even in Londonistan you should be pretty comfy on that much
what's the plan for tomorrow bishes?
my only goal is to wake up before noon
>>24530415
Shitty job at 9 am, try not kill myself or smash up my desk.
pick up alcohol on my my way home and shitpost the night away
give me some good tech deals for this year's negro friday lads
>>24530232
>>24530297
>wouldn't beat yourself up over it, 30K isn't even enough to settle down with a house
How would this make someone earning much less than this/nothing feel better
>>24530096
4K TVs are only worth it in the cases of:
>You have a high end PC and you need the screen real estate for more windows (in this case, I'd recommend 2/3 screens instead)
>You play games in such a way that concrete textures are more important than anything else
>You absolutely must see every vein in the bulges of sweaty footballers
In short, there isn't really any point in a 4K TV at the moment, and most of the decent panels are still far too expensive to make it worthwhile. A lot of the cheaper ones you may have looked at are only 24Hz@4K, which produces garbage on anything other than some select 4K TV shows. Don't be fooled by the 1000000Hz in the stats, because that usually applies only to 1080p mode.
>>24530415
Wagekek all day and be glad my meager paycheck shows up before Brit Black Friday.
>>24530465
got an ssd disk for 50% off reg price
hope its better and not just a meme
>>24529800
>tfw when you are sperg out talking about politics and history to your gf and she cries
>>24530481
SSDs are a pretty huge upgrade for regular PC use, the cost is very well justified now that they're no longer 80GB, low lifespan piles of garbage. So much so, I actually run three in my machine.
>>24530481
>got a link? I might get one too as i'm going to finally switch from a shitty acer laptop soon
>>24530565
lighting deal ended its back to reg price now
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00M8ABFX6?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00
this was it
Today I have consumed
>2 slices of toast with marmite
>chicken bacon and mayo sandwich
>can of pringles
>two spicy chicken steaks
>packet of uncle ben's mexican style rice
>packet of pom bears
>bag of pork scratchings
>a whole chocolate biscuit selection box
>chocolate chip muffin
>mcvities digestive bar
>300g bag of m&ms
>2 litres of sprite
>apple turnover with fresh cream filling
I tell you if there were such a thing as food addiction I'd be a junkie. Nothing better than being a based NEET able to sit back, enjoy your food and playing videogames. I have also just finished masturbating for the 7th time today.
I am living the life.
>>24530645
what fucking size are you?
>>24530340
What's your job mate?
>>24530474
Because they thought the 30K earner had it made when really they're nowhere near.
>>24530405
It's not, you have to share with people on anything under 38K in London.
>>24530645
7 times a day!?
Fucking trooper.
>>24530673
not that guy but my average is usually around 9-10 per day, if youre a neet you have plenty of free time
Are there any norn Irish robots here?
What' the craic?
>>24530705
No internet in Nireland, could be used by the IRA
>>24530478
Games on a 4K monitor are fucking amazing, problem is hardware for it costs a fuckton. With there being fuck all 4K content available though it's probably pointless to buy an actual 4K TV right now
>>24530671
I'm a technical copywriter for a software company, please kill me
>>24530702
Shieeeeet I can barely manage 3 a day before my dick is too hot to handle.
>>24530705
get out you dont belong here sorry
just like the scottish, thats right if your scottish fuck off brit feel
>>24530600
OCUK have a deal on a couple of drives at the moment;
https://www.overclockers.co.uk/sandisk-x300-512gb-enterprise-class-ssd-2.5-sata-6gbps-solid-state-drive-hd-028-sd.html
HUKD is fun.
I'd only personally trust Micron, Samsung or Intel based SSDs, but realistically speaking SSDs aren't designed as archive drives so you probably wouldn't have anything important on there in the first place.
Oh, and update your firmware when you get it, too. Had a TRIM error on my first one, wiped the drive.
>>24530721
I'm glad I got lucky and didn't get two GTX970s when I upgraded my PC. That 3.5GB VRAM thing rather fucks over what is otherwise a high end card going beyond 1440p - 4K really is one fucker of an investment right now.
>>24530719
So that would make me one of them?
I wish..... Then at least I would have some friends
Been on minimum wage for 7 months and just been put on 25k/year, I don't deserve this
>>24530737
Should be able to push it higher than that mate, considered looking for another job and handing your notice in? I got up to 30K a year out of uni by doing that and timing it right.
fucking rocket league makes me want to kill myself sometimes
>>24530645
I have to prevent myself from doing that every day. Who pays for your munch?
>>24530849
I'm applying for everything reasonable in my area and will quit as soon as I get soemthing, I have managed to crawl from 14k to 17k in a year but it took a lot of bullshit and luck and hard work and just being better than most people and still I make fuck all in horrible conditions.
>>24530821
Look forward to your first payslip and seeing how much the government takes in tax & NI
>>24530767
Tfw I've been here forever and I'm Scottish
>>24530922
also if i manage to pass this second interview I may be able to make a last stretch to a 19k position but I am a little less than they want and they are getting in some big wig for the interview
>>24530964
why don't you just leave us like you all want to anyway
>>24530990
I voted no because I didn't like the movie braveheart.
>>24530922
Yeah I can relate a bit, lots of jobs hand out 1K increases like they're fucking gold bullion, then when they do give you one they act like you should be grateful when it's an utterly measly increase if you look how much more it is a week for them to give you that.
>>24530903
mummy of course
>>24531113
Oh poor you, I'm on 15 pay rise/year forever.
Fucking dole scum are getting a bigger pay rise in this government than I will
>>24531143
>15
Weird, meant 1%
>>24531143
>dole scum are getting a bigger pay rise in this government than I will
Top kek, they unlinked it from inflation so they could basically cut bennies without actually cutting them
>>24531113
I posted about this in this thread previous, I got bumped from 16k to 17k as a reward for fixing years of trash and turning a detractor of the business to something we get compliments about.
In my first month of getting paid the higher amount the pay rise was entirely more than wiped out by the fact that I took 2 sick days and taxes, I am so mad just thinking about it.
>>24531143
public sector shits can fucking die just fuck off you whiney cunts have you any idea how much tax I pay for you all to be so fucking bad at your jobs, for you all to do fucking nothing, seriously be lucky with getting anything
>>24531203
Bet your boss was acting super generous and expecting you to be on your knees thanking him when he handed that out to you wasn't he mate.
I think I may be a closet trap but I'm not sure.
Like a man trapped in a woman's brain trapped in a man's body.
>>24531203
>for you all to do fucking nothing, seriously be lucky with getting anything
You'd miss us if we were gone
I have an overwhelming urge to crossdress
I'm not even a fag I just want women to lift up my skirt and bully a little maybe
>>24531361
Nigga I don't like trannies. I just want to wear girls clothes
>>24531383
>Nigga I don't like trannies. I just want to be a tranny
ok m8
>>24531265
His wife gave me a letter we have never discussed it in person, he is probably what most people consider autistic.
But he did used to go on about the 'opportunity' that I have here. I now don't look up from my desk when he looks like he wants to say something to me and he is to beta to say anything and I stick religiously to my working hours.
If I am going to be paid less than someone working in aldi or on the night shift at asda why the fuck would you think I care about your business
>>24531291
not true 75% of you could be gone and no one would notice, you are all worthless shits who are on an advanced form of benefits. Look around your office at all the busybody women who do nothing all day and you know it to be true
>>24531289
>>24531336
have sex, ASAP
>>24531388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75QihdgK9dU
>>24531408
I'm not attracted to dude, and I don't want to be a girl. I just want to crossdress faggot
>>24531451
You dont have to be attracted to dudes to be a tranny. Gender and sexuality aren't the same thing.
>>24531489
Tranny implies I want to be a girl, I don't want to be a girl
>>24531489
Tumblr please leave immediately
>>24531517
Can also mean transvestite
Stop being so bigoted and narrow-minded
>>24531527
But I don't want to crossdress and go outside. I want to crossdress inside with a girl for THE SEXUAL THRILL
>>24531517
I mean kinda... Nobody wants to be a girl, its just who they are.
>>24531525
I don't have a tumblr, you must have the wrong anon.
>>24531527
Not really, tranny is just the slur thrown at any "male" in female clothing. Doesn't matter if they're trans, transvestite, drag, or just a one-off crossdresser. Notice how this term never applies to female to male trans people, you never hear "that guy is a tranny" in reference to an FtM.
>>24531571
Then do it, it has no wider implications other than that you're somewhat kinky. Gender boundaries are being pushed every day, it's no longer such a big taboo to crossdress for guys.
>>24531599
I wish I could but
>tfw no gf
>>24531613
Tinder will probably get some results for you.
>>24531578
>Nobody wants to be a girl
speak for yourself
>>24531650
Been there done that, only 2 matches I got were spambots
>>24531677
Its true, women and trans women alike would rather not be women - but somebody has to be, and you can't really change what you are.
Its just how the cookie crumbles I suppose. Any one who ever tells you they "want" to be a girl, has no idea what they're talking about.
>>24531697
Virtually every aspect of my life would be better if I was born a girl
>>24531720
Except for all of them.
>treated as an object rather than a person
>appearance is the most important thing about me
>guys will be friends with me until they realise I'm not interested then just drop me
>cant go out alone at night because i might get raped
>cant leave my drink at the bar unattended because it might get spiked
>constantly in competition with other women for no good reason
>the sheer effort of shaving your entire body
>having to have a 'routine' to keep my skin and hair looking good
>moodswings make people think i'm a bitch
>people shout at me in the street to tell me to smile
>asked for help online; got mansplained to by a guy who didnt even understand the problem
>the expense of make up
>the expense of clothes
>the expense of shoes
>the expense of bags - which are necessary since girl clothes rarely have pockets big enough to fit anything in
and that's just off of the top of my head
>>24531826
>get a man to take care of you
every problem there solved
>>24531826
>cant go out alone at night because i might get raped
Men are far more likely than women to be a victim of a random violent attack/mugging
>>24531914
No, literally all of them are still applicable whether or not I have a big strong man around. Sorry.
>>24531933
Statistics are great and all, but I have two facial scars from being the victim of violent attacks.
>>24531982
With a man none of those matter. Sorry but you're wrong. Women live life on easy mode.
>>24531826
>I'm a woman because I wear a dress
you're a mentally ill faggot and should kill yourself
>>24531982
>I was attacked so that must mean women are more likely to be attacked!
Apply to logic to this, statistics show men are far more likely to be a random victim than women
Got a letter from council saying I need to register to vote or I'll be fined 80 sterling.
Not sure this was on the other registration forms I ignored. Shall I ignore this one?
>>24531826
Except princess most of those apply to men too if not moreso, if shaving to have a nice body is too much try going to the gym at least 2 times a week and a strict diet.
>appearance is the most important thing about me
>guys will be friends with me until they realise I'm not interested then just drop me
and men's appearance don't matter, and women don't make guys pay for everything?
>cant go out alone at night because i might get raped
men are more likely to be attacked by far
>cant leave my drink at the bar unattended because it might get spiked
and men can?
>constantly in competition with other women for no good reason
and men aren't to a greater degree?
yeah whatever
>>24532084
No. You are legally obliged to register.
>>24531982
I'd also like to point out a friend of mine had his drink spiked twice, yet none of my female friends have been spiked
I guess using your logic that means women never get spiked :^)
>>24531826
Literally get yourself a beta orbiter and the expensive stuff is taken care of.
>>24532084
>>24532109
but what if he doesn't vote?
we get vote letters every year that just go in the bin.
registering to vote is free online.
>>24532007
Except all of them do.
Having a boyfriend doesn't change:
>that im treated as an object rather than a person by everyone
>that my appearance is the most important thing about me to everyone
>guys making friends with me then breaking it off when they find out i have a boyfriend
>still gon get raped if i go out alone
>still cant leave my drink unattended
>still in competition with other women
>still have to shave my self
>still have mood swings
>still have a routine
>still get shouted at by people in the street
>still get patronised for being a woman
>shit is still expensive, so unless this imaginary bf is a millionaire, its still my problem.
literally every single one. But I get why you think its easy mode, but thats just because you haven't ever actually spoken to a real woman and heard first hand the bullshit she goes through every single day
>>24532019
seems like youre in the wrong thread bro
>>24532061
I didnt say it must mean im more likely, I'm saying statistics don't matter; the potential to be violently attacked, or raped is still pretty high for women - and i'd argue being raped is worse than being beat up, and I've had both.
>>24532087
I have to watch what i eat and exercise too, what's your point?
Men's appearance matters, but the cost and effort and time you have to put into it is significantly less than what women have to do. Women don't make you pay for everything, you guys offer out of chivalry and refuse to let us turn you down. Except for the gold digger type s I guess.
Being attacked =/= being raped.
Yes, people don't tend to drug men - outside of the gayscene at least.
You are in competition, but not greater competition than women. Trying to justify that you're in greater competition when you do literally fuck all to stand out from other guys other than maybe wear a different shirt/tie is frankly absurd.
>>24532119
Fun fact, I don't even live in the UK, but I've read official statistics saying that drug enabled robbery is more common than drug assisted sexual assault.
Neither are common at all though. If your friend has been drugged twice, he's incredibly unlucky, running with psychopaths, or both.
>>24532175
It doesn't matter. You need to be on the electoral roll.
>>24532119
That's not my logic, that's a twisted version of what I said to suit your agenda.
>>24532153
Right, so instead of providing for myself, I get a big strong man to do it for me?
>>24532188
>but the cost and effort and time you have to put into it is significantly less than what women have to do
>you're in greater competition when you do literally fuck all to stand out from other guys
> I'm saying statistics don't matter;
I refuse to believe real women can be this retarded because I am not a misogynist
>>24532218
>Right, so instead of providing for myself, I get a big strong man to do it for me?
Which is why essentially people say girls have it on easy mode.
Hilarious how there's an actual retard defending how it's not easy being a woman. Get the fuck outta here with that horse shit.
>>24532188
Starting to believe you're a woman if you're actually this stupid.
>>24532268
Course it's a fucking woman. A man would've accepted that women have it on easy mode but this dumb bint is going all out with retarded woman logic.
>>24532188
Its unfortunate both have happened to you but statistically you are less likely to be a random vitcim than a male
>>24532203
Yeah he really was unlucky
>>24532188
Holy shit you are a fucking idiot.
>get a man
>he buys you shit
>in most cases you don't even need to sleep with him
>all your "problems" evaporate
>>24532257
Oh so the entire reason its easy to be a woman is because other people will do everything for you?
That's not being a woman, that's not being anything but vapid and empty. I couldn't take advantage of someone like that personally. I wouldn't be okay with it.
>>24532284
Because we don't. But I guess this is trolling right? Oh look women have it so easy! Lets ignore all the time, effort, money, tears, and pain that goes into being a woman and just focus on the small fact that sometimes, some women get things bought for them by guys.
Great logic.
>>24532331
But sir, you misunderstand, money and being bought things doesn't solve any of the problems on the list.
All this talk about attacks in the night is relevant to me.
Girl got raped and killed recently round my way and my female flatmates are getting the lads to escort them at night. I do it but I'll never tell them about my crippling anxiety going out a night.
>>24532333
What I'm saying is that you can do that. It's that easy. Just entice a beta orbiter with your pussy and you've got it made.
Women will always have it easy. An example is when they have a kid. She has so much more power over the kid than a father would unless she fucked up big time.
She can scream rape or anything of the sort and the mans life can get ruined.
>>24532369
You should rape one of them, bruv.
>>24532419
Most women don't report actual rape, and the idea of false accusations of rape being a thing isn't that common either.
As for having a kid etc, in all fairness she is the one squeezing it out of her vagina. But I agree fathers should be taken more seriously.
That's like one and a half reasons though, good retort to my list of problems with being a woman, but still doesn't sway me into believing i have it easier than you.
fucking hate work tb.h lads
want to leave so bad
>>24532508
Thought you was a bint.
More people here know women have it easier and that's something you'll have to deal with.
>>24532355
>that im treated as an object rather than a person by everyone
women aren't treated as objects
>that my appearance is the most important thing about me to everyone
the thing that matters most is your vagina
>guys making friends with me then breaking it off when they find out i have a boyfriend
they weren't your friends, don't be so naive
>still gon get raped if i go out alone
you have a man, why go out alone?
>still cant leave my drink unattended
so drink it
>still in competition with other women
you clearly have no understanding of human mating rituals
>still have to shave my self
men also shave, it's basic hygiene
>still have mood swings
you will be emotionally stable in a relationship
>still have a routine
??? everyone has a routine
>still get shouted at by people in the street
this doesn't happen
>still get patronised for being a woman
men not treating you in the same way they treat other men isn't patronising
>shit is still expensive, so unless this imaginary bf is a millionaire, its still my problem.
I don't know why you expect top brand names, any beta wagekuck will be able to provide you shoes and handbags
None of these are problems face by women. They are literally non-issues and things you've dreamt up. Let's have a think about some actual problems facing women in less developed parts of the world
>ensalvement
>being stoned to death after being raped
>not being allowed to go to school, drive, or even sit with men
>being told who you are to marry and have children with
>being murdered when you refuse
And so on. If you are really a woman I feel sorry for you, you are pathetic and have no understanding of how things really are.
You are self-absorbed and believe the world exists to please you. Even when you are 30 and men no longer look in your direction and your body clock counts down you will not realise. You will simply blame men again for "liking children" who happen to be 18-24.
I have no pity for you.
>>24532508
over half of rape claims are false and never make it to court
40% of those that make it to court are also found to be false (the suspect is innocent)
Women use the claim of rape as a weapon and all it does is damage the women who are actually raped.
>>24532369
Unless they're repaying those lads with tuggies or slurpies then they're getting keked. Truly a white knight thing to do.
If women are equal they are perfectly capable of standing up to any attacker.
>you lads actually getting trelled this easily by this fag
>>24532664
it's called defending our airspace
It's weird that the show expects us to still believe these characters are 12
oi sort some decent movies for me to watch
>>24532857
Bran still exists?
>>24532857
it's weird to see people talking about definitive normie shit on R9K
>>24532926
tell us genres and movies you like or we're stabbing in the dark mate
>>24532930
Yeah, all the characters that got dropped last season are back this year
>>24532926
Watch Drive
Need a good excuse as to why I dropped out of university.
The actual reason
>I sat in my room playing world of warcraft instead of going to lectures, failed the year due to lack of lab attendance
what I told my parents
>I got really homesick and couldn't study properly
Sadly the neither of these will work as I'm applying for jobs overseas at the moment and I can't appear to be lazy or some mummy's boy.
I'm think along the lines of
>I did it for a year, but it wasn't the course for me
Except I then went on to complete the course at another university. I can say I didn't like the university but I would have to support it with a reason that isn't "it's too far from home".
Very tricky. Maybe I could play it off as "I was immature and spent all my time partying but thanks to that experience it helped me to straigten myself out" ?
>>24533110
>I had depression
Boom problem solved
>>24533130
I wouldn't get the job, I'd just be seen as a liability.
>>24533172
You don't have to tell the job about it...
Just say it was a shit course for the job excuse
>>24533110
say you were ill and were in and out of hospital. you didn't get to do the exams because of this but you decided university wasn't for you anyway
>>24532957
comedy that isnt silly
>>24533435
La grande bouffe (1973)
>>24533435
The Comedy
thread won't die on my watch
Who here /drinkingalone/ ?
>>24533967
Yo
>it's almost sunrise
Almost want to stay conscious and watch it.
My mummy says I can get some posters to put up in my new room, she says she saw an anime one but she didn't get it for me because she didn't know if I'd like it.
>>24533992
sunrise is about 4 hours away mate
>>24534037
Weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm-A5NlkI8U
who here /footielads/
>>24534029
I can't imagine it being bad. At worst it'll be something like Beyblade.
>>24534314
I was worried it could have been something like Naruto.
>>24534336
get some of your waifu up lad
>>24534384
I don't know how I would.
>>24534336
Sakura is a fine gal. I wouldn't mind having a wall scroll of her circa shippuden.
>>24534401
I haven't watched Naruto and don't really plan to, so it would have been weird having something like that up on my wall.
>wanted to go to bed 5 hours ago
>ended up watching stupid videos online
help me
Any one alive?
>>24535463
me but im off to bed now lad
>>24535463
I was but I have to head off. You know that heavy feeling you get in the front of your head when you're tired? I'm getting that now.
I need to put my head down for a while and sleep, otherwise I'll go made like that one time on The Next Generation where the Enterprise was caught in a Tyken rift along with some aliens whose beta wave transmissions were preventing the crew from getting any sleep, so the crew on the ship that the Enterprise had been sent to rescue had all gone mad and killed each other.
>>24535523
Goodnight anon may you have a good sleep.
>>24535525
I have no idea what you're on about anon but I hope you have a good one as well.
>>24524105
Rock climbing is fun, so is bowling and skiing if you live in a place where you can. Bowling you can do alone and no one will give you shit, same for the other two
I have something I need to talk about, if you friends don't mind..
So I'm dating this girl, we've been dating for like 2-3 months. Actually I'll just greentext.
>read above sentence
>grill is super awesome and cute, way too fucking smart (not a bad thing) and like a 5th degree black belt
>we get along really well
>she goes to visit her dad, several hours away.
>hates it there
>we have talked for a long time about polyamoury and shit like that. She says she's totally fine with me dating other girls sometimes.
>talk to her about this girl
>tell her she's like a sister, wouldn't want to date her
>the next day the girl comes over and we kiss
>I feel bad about it
>I tell my girlfriend that I kissed the other girl
>later on gf admits it made her feel horrible
>like I was cheating on her
>she gets super anxious and sad and headaches etc
I feel bad about this guys, I've apologised and told her how bad I feel about it and that I'm not going to do it again. Kissing that other girl just made me miss my gf more. Any thoughts/questions? This is kinda tearing me up.
>>24536063
that's what you get for being a degenerate
>finally done with a bunch of shit like courses and jobsearch checks for the week
>"Fuck yeah, don't need to go out until the 1st. Nothing to worry about for now."
>check e-mails an hour after getting in
>"We would like you to contact us regarding this position." presumably for an interview
>position is 90 minutes away, 40 hours a week
>>24536814
enjoy your hard earned money
>>24536814
Dont give in to the wagekek life m8
Good morning robots~
How are you all today?
>tfw tired
>tfw depressed
>tfw want to lie in bed self loathing all day
Hope you all have a great day!
>>24538443
I'm okay, playing WoW because addiction and haven't gone to sleep yet.
I know the feels of being tired and depressed though, it's what makes up 95% of my time.
>>24538443
I'm feeling pretty bad.
I was just having breakfast with mummy and I told her a story I read on here a few days ago about a guy's mother forcing him to get a job. She said she'd never do that because she knows I couldn't cope with any job.
At first I was relieved then I realised how depressing it is.
immortal thread
>>24538443
Going back to my old uni to hang out/get blind drunk with my friends who are still there.
>tfw at uni was the most depressed I've ever been
>being there just reminds me how shit things were then
Not sure if want
>>24538443
I feel great, gonna cash in on my young boy looks and start hormones. You can only be beta if you are male.
>>24538731
>had friends at uni
>uni was shit
I went to two and made friends at neither, fuck you.
>>24538754
>I'M SADDER THAN YOU RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>>24538754
hey i dont remember posting this
Anyone been to any good raves lately?
>wagekucking in 2 hours.
I went 29 years without watching Jeremy Kyle and judging people that did. Now I have it on every morning to judge the freaks.
>>24539112
Dont know how anyone can watch that shit. Jeremy is the biggest cunt on the show.
It's a modern day equivalent of throwing tomatoes at the idiot in the stocks in town square.
>>24539140
Are you telling me you wouldn't throw just one ripe one in their gabber?
>>24539140
why do you think idiots enjoy it
>replay the third ace attorney game
>want to be like Godot because he is so cool
>start drinking coffee without milk
>it's very yucky
Why is life so hard?
>>24539112
>fat disgusting retards literally screaming at each other first thing in the morning
Couldn't think of anything worse to be honest
>>24539283
Do what I do to make it more fun. I wring my hands together and say "Yes, yeeeees, good goyim" while I watch. It makes me feel like a jewish overlord and I can see the appeal.
Fuck sake this question time.
Fucking hell, Britian has a death wish. All these fart sniffing white lefties and dirty pakis patting themselves on the back going "oh we cant punish millions of refugees because of 150 dead in a terrorist attack".
YES WE FUCKING CAN, THEY AREN'T ENTITLED TO BE HERE.
FUCKING PAKI GENOCIDE WHEN?!
>>24539425
>still caring about muslims
retard confirmed, muslims are a scapegoat to sweep the real menace of niggers under the carpet and youre just falling for it easily
>>24539425
Good goyim.
t. The Jews
>>24539441
>>24539502
Fuck off paki mudslimes.
>>24539519
>being this new
/pol/ is always right, kiddo
http://strawpoll.me/6003143/r
>>24539502
Why would the Jews want Muslims, the people that hate them the most and pose the biggest threat to them, to overtake Europe and most of the world? It makes no sense. Surely they'd want less Muslims.
>>24539563
>Highly coordinated False flag attack is carried out with advanced weapons, but blamed on Muslim immigrants
>Publics calls for revenge are amplified by fear mongering in the mainstream press
>Public approves anti-privacy, anti-human-rights and pro police state laws in the name of safety and security
>Public approves military intervention abroad
>Public approves for Israel and Zionism expansion
>Zionists import millions more Muslims to keep the hate for the wrong group of people alive
>Ta da
Sorry for redpilling.
Sometimes I think having a really good shit can be just as good as cumming.
>>24539598
I agree, esp if you hold it for a long time and finally release the loaf of shit out of your body
>>24539593
Go take your meds lad, seems you're getting paranoid again
>>24538443
Got my jobsearching done early for today, and got calling the place that asked me to contact them out of the way too. The chick basically said the travelling distance might be a bit much and then it seemed like she didn't want to put my CV through because of that, but I ended up asking her to anyway. But basically it was just an agency so they're just putting my CV through to the company the position is for in the first place so I haven't actually gotten an interview or anything yet. But that means now I'm waiting for another call to see if I do get an interview.
Now I'm listening to the Aria soundtrack and trying to decide what to play today that will be nice. I was gonna play Bloodborne but now I want something more relaxing because fuck this job bullshit.
Maybe I'll stick some oven chips in.
any london bots here? What's the best tube to jump in front of for a guaranteed kill?
My gf says she had a weird dream and when i asked her she said she forgot what it was, later i asked again and she says she forgot most of it and that its not important.
What do?
normies btfo once again
got an interview today lads should i go or get some weed and sit at a bus stop for 5 hours waiting for the bus home
>>24539935
Why not both?
Roboto-san, you're killing me
>>>/vg/123456789
in 900 posts hope i get it so i can say i did something my life
>>24539948
will probably quit after a week if i dont fuck up in the interview but i need to buy people christmas presents
>work may have been cancelled today
>normally up at 7 for an 8 start
>had to wait from 8 till 11 to see if they needed me in
>they didn't
Didn't miss much but the hours of uncertainty wasn't fun
>tfw you accidently end your sentence with a ! instead of a ?
>"Hey buddy, can I come and pick up half an ounce later today!"
>Yappy dog going a mile a minute all morning
How the fuck do people deal with these things?
>>24539786
Keep swallowing that bluepill lad and be a good goyim
>>24540030
>live with mother
>she has five yorkshire terriers
>>24540030
yappy dogs or dogs that breath heavily all the time are so fucking annoying
>>24540053
Kek, yorkies are the worst offenders too.
>>24540111
Haha yes!
The worst offenders!
Slap an asbo on them the absolutes menaces!
>>24532562
Based anon wrecking the daft bint.
Well put mate.
>>24539916
>hey chad, let's have sex
>"sure. If you'd like to just read the terms and conditions on this paper and sign at the bottom to give your consent that you will not report me for rape, we can begin"
>>24540233
>during sex have a claxon blaring yelling ARE YOU CONSENTING, ARE YOU CONSENTING, ARE YOU CONSENTING over and over
holy fuck lads i just measured my penis properly with tape measure and ruler and im 5.7 inches girth and 6.8 inches in length i always thought it was small
>>24540365
i really dont know how the average is 5.5 inches or something i guess its short people tbqh
>>24540396
Height and dick-size have no correlation
ill as fuck lads. took today off work, probably will take tomorrow off as well. booked next week off as holiday a while back, i have contracted this illness at a convenient time
>>24540425
Looks like it's all worked out for you.
>>24540396
>>24540365
micropenis happens in 0.6% of people so that might bring down the average a bit but if you look at a chart most people are around 5-6
>>24540411
oh thought they did guess its just a social myth
>>24540432
Top kek i didn't know it was that common. So at my school of 1500 people 4 to 5 on average had a micropenis
feels good
>>24540455
Wow that does make me feel better about everyone in my school was a cunt to me
>>24540485
>there is a 1 in 165 chance your boss has a micropenis
Wonder if he'll fire me if i tell him that.
>go to puregym salford
>it's like 70% pajeet population, awful
>saw this 5'7 indian guy, 22% bodyfat benchpressing 1 plate
>he FUCKING LIFTS HIS SHIRT AND SMUGLY ADMIRES HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR FOR 10 SECONDS BEING SO PROUD AND LOOKING LEFT AND RIGHT
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER SEEN A DOUCHEBAG DO THE SHIRT PULL AND ITS SOME POT BELLIED FUCK WITH 13 INCH ARMS HOLY SHIT
I was literally dumbfounded
Do I ditch a cute girl to go drinking with my friends if I promised her I'd hang out with her first
>>24540797
That'd be mean
>>24540797
Yes.
Lads for life
Bros before hoes
Crows before hoes
Squad over sluts
Fuck it you get the idea.
Anyway, you can pull some slag when out on the piss up.
>>24540818
>Anyway, you can pull some slag when out on the piss up.
Not the same, I really like this girl
>>24540759
same headphones brobot
>>24540797
I think it would be mean since you promised her first~
I'm sure your friends would understand, otherwise they wouldn't be your friends.
>meant to be at work
>ill
>sitting here playing terraria on muh xbox
I just called up work and completely forgot I had jpop playing until I hung up the phone and now i feel like I got judged hard
>>24540895
If you're lucky they just thought it was EDM and have a far higher perception of you.
>>24540899
I dont think so senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83jBrVV8LE
is work really just 90% dossing off and killing time? are bosses aware of this?
>>24540895
Now they'll think you're kawaii
Had a dream where I had a gf. Felt so real. i'm sad now.
>>24540956
those are the worst. especially when you try to go back to sleep and pick it up where you left off
>>24540956
I have these but they don't even become my gf, they just show interest in me and I'm capable of carrying a conversation.
>>24540828
OK ignore that bit. Still, what if she breaks your heart mate? Who do you turn to, your mates.
Or tell her to come with, bring some of her friends, then your mates and mingle with them, you can get with her. Job done.
>>24540989
>Or tell her to come with, bring some of her friends
I already suggested that, my friends are really against bringing girls out on our nights out
Why are Focus STs always driven by complete fucking plebs?
I quite like them, but could never have one because I don't want to be associated with the idiots that drive them.
>>24540989
Uh, she doesn't get to bring friends
>>24541005
>my friends are really against bringing girls out on our nights out
are you gay or summin bruv?
>Estimated net migration to the UK reached a record 336,000 in the year to June, Office for National Statistics (ONS) figures have shown.
>The figure - the difference between the number of people arriving and leaving - was 82,000 more than the previous year.
I have just been thumped
>>24541054
Not that guy but girls are the most boring thing in the world to bring out
>>24523942
Make a new thread please.
>>24541139
Make it yourself you lazy prick, besides there's no need
Just cut 3 months of beard and hair off.
Feel like a new boy.
Also had my first shower in two months, dead skin, dead skin everywhere.
>>24541094
Why? I hope you thumped him back.
>>24541164
>tfw emerging from the cave
>>24541199
kek
I only really did it because my Mother kept bothering me saying I looked like a member of ISIS.
>>24523942
>Nice browsing history, mind if I take a look?
>that kebab food
Why are those pics so great?
A load of fighter jets just flew over my house, shits going down lads
>>24541229
Are you though?
>>24538443
need to stop tildeposting lad please, it looks aspie as fuck
>tfw had to pay 60 quid in import charges to parcel farce for my anime dolls
>>24541347
No I'm quite racist actually.
>>24536367
I thought this shit was supposed to be supportive? Go be a dick on /b/
Best monster munch flavour?
>>24541390
Flamin hot
>>24541388
he's right though.
and why should we be supportive of you normie problems?
>>24541388
I'm not even going to call you a normie or anything because I'd be a hypocrite since I have a gf. But what you did was an absolute prick move. Just because a girl says shes okay with it doesnt mean you're supposed to actually do it, she was just being supportive. What fucking sane girl is okay with her partner dating other girls while shes temporarily away.
>>24541363
not calculating these things beforehand...
>>24541494
I always do, just still feels bad
>>24541390
Roast beef mah nigga
>tfw 5-9 shift at work today
Just bit into a chocolate orange rose expecting the centre to be solid, it wasn't, pretty pissed off right now lads
shops that don't check their emails first thing on a morning... makes me rage desu.
>>24540967
>tfw do this at least once a week
>tfw it sometimes works
>>24540967
>>24541621
Ever had a wet dream?
>>24541627
in my younger days (13-18)
>tfw 24
>>24541390
Pickled Onion
>>24541396
>>24541514
>>24541719
The war begins!
>>24541388
Should've asked for tildeanon tbqh familia
He's our very own cute, autistic therapistseriously though. it's nice knowing there's someone here who will listen to you and offer advice. I really hope he sticks around
>>24541751
Hey I'm also willing to listen to advice, I just don't have any advice for anyone cause I'm an idiot.
>>24541751
Fuck off you gimp
Crushing hard on this girl I know but I think she might be a dude
>>24541767
Listen to problems*
>>24541833
What's wrong with traps?
Apparently that wasn't original content
>>24542078
Personally, I have no problem with it but I dont want people to find out I'm dating a guy
>>24541751
nice try tildeanon
Thinking of building a robot since I'm so bored lads
